nanu, nanu. mindy: mork, what's that? a scrapbook so i can take back memories. that's really nice -- a scrapbook of earth. what are you putting in there, pictures of our world leaders? save it for the republicans! a put some real fun stuff in here, some big yuks. look at this -- an example of earth poetry. let's see... "there once was a girl from dundee --" where did you get this?! from the poetry cubicles down at the basketball arena. people must really love poetry, because they're all lined up to pay a dime to sit down and write poetry. hi, mindy. oh, hi, sally. oh, and little jodi. wow, he's really gotten big. mindy: you don't look like you're made out of snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. is the person who used to live in your stomach -- the former bulge? yeah. [ laughs ] he's so tiny. how'd he ever get out? i think the doctor helped him out, mork. he slipped him a map and a compass and said, "you're on your own, clown." why don't you hold him for a while? no, no! i don't speak small! whoa! be careful. what can i help you with? what do you talk about? we

. >> nanu-nanu. >> well, excuse me! of the balance i think of the television diet. that there was an attempt to explore deeper into the psyche of what makes us tick. but there was also, you know, a need to escape. >> i'm going to a beach barbecue. >> uh-huh. i can see what's going to heat up the coals. >> if there's any single phenomenon that's tilted the ratings books in abc's direction, it's t & a. at the cbs affiliates meeting he explained how these t & a shows are concocted. >> they take the clothes off three times. they get idea. and then they have to run three times. so they jiggle. they're all well-endowed. of course. and then they say, now, let's get three undressed scenes. and three jiggles. and write a script around it. >> there are some who will tell you t & a has peaked and is on its way out. abc has shows like "the love boat" and "three's company." >> jiggle tv referred to the fact that these were women who were, you know, who were, you know -- >> good morning, angels. >> good morning, charlie. >> "charlie'

nanu. how'd you know i had the munchies? -- captions by vitac psst! hey, girlie! hey, girlie! yeah, you. girlie? come here. come here? yeah. come here. i want to talk to you. you believe that? aw, come on, lady. what's with this snooty-cutie routine? how much longer you gonna play this game? ain't i been trailing you enough the last couple of hours? well, i'm getting tired of following you around. i'm not about to let you alone, a pleasure. [ ding! ] good. oh, wonderful! beautiful! absolutely great! oh, what a relief. relief? i couldn't be sure until i actually saw you do witchcraft. now there's no doubt. that's ridiculous. there's no such thing as witchcraft. what do you call this, chopped liver? i haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about. lady, please. i'm desperate. people who are desperate do not go "psst" and call other people "girlie." i was resorting to charm. that was charm? aw, you're my last hope. if you don't help me, i'm nowhere. so please! how can i help you? by just using your natural talent. what natural talent? being a witch. don't try to deny it. i

nanu, nanu. are you a stranger? it depends on where i am. then i'm not supposed to talk to you. it's for my own good. holly, i think you can talk to mork. hudson's and mine. he's okay. so what brings you here? my mother said i should take piano lessons because i'd be glad to know how to play when i was 20. so how did your lesson go? i'd better not die when i'm 19. hostility rating, 104.9. are you angry at your mother, too? let's just say she owes me. come along, holly. she's lucky. i never got to practice piano when i was a kid. they could never fit it in the test tube. eugene! what's action, faction? let it slide, glide. get down. get back up again. oh, i guess you're not buying that honkie jive today, eh? what's wrong, trouble at home? you still have broccoli written all over your face. my cousin's really lucky. he's married and doesn't have to get washed every night. marriage is the only way to go. hey, who's that? that's holly. her mother's down on her, too. sure is a doll. an android maybe, but not a doll. no, that's not what i meant. a cute chick, a fox. you know, real hot