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>> i grab my napkin occasionally. i cannot look at him anymore. at the end of it, he stood up. he gave me an "i love you." we have different views but it will not be the end of the world. i think that is something that needs to be more present in our political system. >> what side are you on? >> on one of the big issues is that we see it as a linear game. i see it much more as a three- dimensional thing. i do not like to put myself in a box. >> need to find out what channing thinks. >> i'm from georgia. >> what happened last night? >> he said he got upset. i usually did not get upset. that is usually a sign that you're losing an argument. [laughter] [applause] it is usually a sign of weakness. i stay pretty calm and collected. >> congratulations. who else? would need to talk to people we have not talked to. >> i am from minnesota. what did the things i learned is that we got to sit a representative from the state department. that is not exactly as much of a ridiculous is learning about the other side of the government that does not rely upon political parties or elections. it i

. >> i was describing this on a napkin to my friend. being cool is like a bell curve. when things are going well, it is cool to be cool. when it is going badly being cool is not so important anymore. cool is aloof. it is standoffish. you want somebody hot when the country isn't going well. so this kind of standoff is cool presence. >> this is why the perfect, perfect election which we won't have would be cool versus hot which is obama allen west. you couldn't get more of a hothead and cool factor and it would be great. i ant to show this ad. i want to show this ad. it is a tale of two leaders. this thing happens that he was on fallen last night. within hours they put out this ad comparing romney's speech to jimmy fallon. i wonder what you think about this. not really. >> oh yeah. i see children even more successful than their parents. some successful even beyond their wildest dreams. and others con congratulating them for their achievement and knot attack -- and not attacking them for it. >> frankly, i don't buy it. >> there you go. a juxtaposition, if you will. it is

when he's making those organic peanut butter and honey sandwiches, he doesn't use a napkin because he thinks it's wasteful. >> i love this kind of thing, it's a classic very rich guy's way of behaving. look after the pennies, the cents, the dollars look after themselves? >> right, but fly jetblue. >> one of the great stories that mike and i would have here as well, is tag romney, governor romney's son talking about how his father will come over and instead of watching football, he'll say, why are your trees dying? is your boiler working? let's go down to the home depot and come back and literally apenantly if you're a romney child, you'll look out the window and your father will be on a riding mower trying to move rocks around. >> i like all this, this is one the reasons i wish mitt romney would come on the show and do a more personal interview. these kind of details, some people will laugh at. i think would resonate much better with the average american than him talking about $10,000 bets or the rest of the stuff, which positions him as a very rich guy, disconnected. don't you think?

when he is making the organic peanut butter and honey sandwiches, he doesn't use a napkin because henks it's wasteful. >> he's a classic rich guy's way of behaving. look after the cents and the dollars look after themselves. >> one of the great stories that mike has here as well is tag romney's son talking about how his father will come over and instead of watching football or hanging out, he will say why are your trees dying? is your boiler working? let's go down to home depot and come back and literally if you are a romney child, you look out the window and your father is on a riding mower. >> i like all this. this is one of the reasons i wish mitt romney would do a personal interview these details some people will laugh at will resonate much better with the average american than him talking about $10,000 bets or the rest of this stuff. he is a rich guy who is disconnected. >> i think that, but there is a fight within the romney campaign. some people do want him to show that side. a lot of his handlers fear his propensity and particularly as well. he is like a lot of those people t

i actually wrote some on a cocktail napkin, things i would use if i was running for president.y first would be this -- greece should be a musical, not our future. no more bowing. i think that could go on a shirt. exceptionalism accepted here. don't you like that one? >> dana: love it. >> greg: this is my favorite. it speaks to the method of exceptionalism. we're america, remember? i have to say that romney has to make something clear. he is not running against one opponent. he is running against several. like when batman had to fight the joker and there were all the henchmen with turtlenecks and they'd say henchmen number one? that is the media. if obama comes out he has the henchmen in his turtlenecks. romney has to fight them. >> kimberly: i'm looking forward to it. >> greg: i invited you. >> dana: he showed strength last night and he says, romney is saying when president obama will not talk about his record on the economy, i will. what did you make of it? >> eric: it was fantastic speech. that was the most important thing. romney is bringing it back to the economy, that is w

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