open channel d, napoleon solo, please. solo here. i found the girl, but she's not alone right now. how long do you think she'll be tied up. well apparently they're just starting dinner. keep an eye on her. no i have a better idea. the perfume atomizer is no doubt in her room. i think i can get in, right? right. who cares who she is. she must've saved for three years for this tour. three years for what? three weeks of escape from the drabness of her life. enough. you a cat burglar? then why you going into darlene's room? business. if i holler, everybody's gonna hear me. i do wish you wouldn't do that. i don't think you're a burglar. you look like a nice guy. you her boyfriend? -sonny. -sammy. okay, i won't yell, if you'll sit with me till i go to sleep. i'm afraid i couldn't possibly do that. i'm lonesome. you ever done any babysitting? yes, but not right now. why don't you go to bed like a nice, well-behaved young man. i can yell real loud. i'm warning you. it's just till i go to sleep. how long do you think that might take. i'll try to hurry. okay. prego, prego. how's that, huh? t

my name is napoleon solo. this is my associate, mr. kuryakin. i've seen you somewhere before, i'm sure of it. well, it was in that little sidewalk cafe. you were having lunch and we sort of met in passing. my friend is given over to illusions, miss... excuse me. what happened was he dropped... hello. cesare? i'll be ready as soon as you get here. ciao. did i say that right? ciao. oh, excuse me, that was a personal call from a count. a cot? cesare guardia, perhaps you've heard of him. as i was saying, miss, my friend napoleon here had occasion to drop a perfume atomizer into your purse. it contains something of considerable importance. so if you would give it back to us? i threw it away. what? well, it was empty, but it's right here. you don't want a private bath? all americans wantnt private bath. very well, sir, thank you. excuse me, the trash. the trash, where do you keep it? keep it? we do not keep it. we dispose of it. where is it picked up? in the rear of the hotel, where else? wait, wait, if you a a looking for something in the trash, the

how do you do, i'm napoleon solo. i have an appointment with dean dwight. oh, i'm... dwight, this is mr. jonathan trumbull, chairman of our board of regents. how are you? we just did that. well... dean dwight? oh, not again, patricia. i'm sorry, dean dwight. what is it this time, frogs or louis? both. i'll talk to you later. alex waverly called to tell me you would be arriving, mr. solo. i trust you have everything well in hand? far from it, mr. solo, far from it. i realized a demonstration at the ceremony would make security more difficult so i decided to put a stop to all demonstrations. i had the main group of picketers arrested. p the charges. i think we can handle the demonstrators, sir. a matter of principle, mr. solo, a matter of principle. i will not back down. excuse me. illya? are we allowed to put bail on our expense account? i gather you're in durance vile. i am indeed. you seem to have an affinity for those places. it was in the line of duty. me too, me too! me too. that's minerva! what's she doing there? i beg your pardon. minerva dwight, that's my daugh

napoleon, you should know that. i was named after him, i wasn't at his funeral. i...lunked history the same year i flunked latin. doctor neary? i'm afraid it's not my field, mr. solo. i think it's 1823, but i'm not sure. question 309, natural science: the horseshoe crab belongs to which genus? answer a: genus armonidae. answer b: genus rehxillia. armonidae. alex. hello, timothy. it's been too long. this is jonathan trumbull, chairman of our board of regents. -mr. trumbull. -alex waverly. well, timothy, you're looking well, i must say. and looking forward to the next hour more than i can tell you, alex. mr. solo and mr. kuryakin, aren't they here? why no, i haven't seen them since last night. oh, that's curious. but everything's in order, my friend. indeed, everything's just fine. oh, i don't know, gentlemen. i don't think the younger generation is difficult, perhaps, but not hopeless. you could kill him now just as easily. no, i want to wait until they're all seated and he's in the middle of his speech. i want it to be absolutely clear he's been killed by dean timothy dwight. killed in front of the entire graduating class. consider what'll happen, trumbull. the gr