question which you melted cheese on and then in defines of god and man and all things holy you poured mar narace atop the cheese, atop, the cheese, on top, the sauce, naked, on display like some sort of sauce whore. you know the expression there is no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza. your pizza is like sex with a corps made of sand paper. let me tell you something this is not pizza! this is tomato soup in a bread bowl. this is an aboveground marinara swimming pool for a rat. let me tell you something about your [bleep] not pizza! i want to know when i get drunk and pass out on my pizza that i am not going to drown. let me tell you something-- i look at this -- (cheers and applause) >> jon: i look at this, you son of a bitch, i look at this -- -- all right, we'll give you a deep dish pizza, i don't know whether to eat it or throw a coin in it and make a wish. and if i made a wish it would be that i wish for some real [bleep] pizza! now, now! (cheers and applause) with all due respect i realize it's very cold in chicago, very cold. it's windy, you need to be able to i don't know, have a pizza