web blaster toy. arguments such as, "it's mine," and "give it back!" [ laughter and applause ] trevor v nathan. excited to see how trevor v nathan ends up. anybody excited about baseball? spring training? [ cheers and applause ] it's almost baseball season, it's almost opening day. the cincinnati reds have debuted what is believed to be the first in-stadium nursery for moms and babies. so if you're arguing with your wife about going to the game, and you need a solution that makes everyone happy, this is definitely not it. [ laughter ] we all heard the news about zayn malik of one direction. you guys heard the news, right? [ audience aws ] yeah, you're taking it hard. i get it. i get it. well less than a week after leaving one direction, zayn malik has released his first solo song. it's called "oh no, what have i done?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] what have i done? you know, sometimes you know we make jokes about stories. sometimes stories are so serious they require something more than a joke because they are serious, and they're no laughing matter. so please bear with me for this. an