neil degrasse tyson and pluto ending their years-long feud here on "late night." eers and applause ] we'll be right back with the very funny andy daly. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back! you know my next guest from shows like "eastbound and down" and "reno 911." he's now the star of his own show "review," which airs thursday nights at 10:00 on comedy central. please welcome my good friend andy daly. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: is this true? >> this is crazy! >> seth: is this your first appearance on a late night show? >> yes! this is my first time as a guest on a tonight show ever. [ applause ] >> seth: i'm so honored. i'm so honored. >> i'm so excited. >> seth: because we've known each other forever. >> yes. >> we met 14 years ago at the scariest party that i ever went to. >> seth: we met at one of nicole sullivan's "survivor" parties. >> yes! >> seth: yeah. >> this was a party where she -- where like, 30 people would get together and watch "survivor" and then play "survivor." so that the party guests would be divided

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host of cosmos, viewed in 45 languages, 171 countries but only one universe, please welcome neil degrasse tyson. neil, good to see you again, thanks for coming back. >> thank you, thank you. well, well, well. >> i love what you have done with the place. >> thank you very much. >> this is a live feed from the universe. >> this is from the cosmos right now. >> every sight line we have is live feed from the universe. >> stephen: don't blow my mind yet, okay. we have the whole show to do it here. you can't blow my mind in the first ten seconds, all right? >> all right. >> stephen: good to see you again. >> thank you, it's been awhile. >> stephen: this is your tenth time on the show. (cheers and applause) no gust has been on as many times. i knew you before you were a global superstar, all right. i get my beak wet on this one, you know me a little something on this one. now for the few people don't know around the globe watching right now, director of the hayden planetarium, museum of natural history in new york. wrote ten book, received the nasa distinguished public service medal and host of cosmos

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on friday president obama took a selfie with bill nye the science guy and astrophysicist neil degrasse tysond that photo set the record for the least retweeted photo of all time. very interesting. in the same week --all this stuff was happening. we live in a world of technology. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i was reading about this, this doesn't really surprise me. a new survey has found that almost half of dog owners admit they're spending more money on their dogs than on they are on their significant others. [ laughter ] i tried to ask my wife if that's true, but she and our dog were out to dinner. and i was like, "well, can you guys at least bring home a a jimmy bag so i can have some?" [ laughter ] and then i peed on the carpet. [ cheers ] i'm a mess. i wanted to show them that i was upset! don't go out without me! and finally, this is great. i saw this clip on youtube today. it's really funny. a local news reporter in philadelphia was standing on the side of the road covering today's big snowstorm. when a plow drove by and just nailed him with snow. watch this. >> reporter: we only had one

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i like neil degrasse tyson when he says space is truly the only investment we make for future generations. >> i agree. >> the gentleman's time is expired. i now recognize the gentleman from arizona. >> thank you. general, part of what i want to have a quick dialogue about is just the mechanics, how you set priorities and decision-making and the inputs and those things. i know you have a lot of voices and people tugging on your coat saying, we want this or we want that. something like sofia, that was really coming online in the last six months or so. is that correct? >> sofia has been under development for probably 10 years. it was beginning to fly and to fly well. >> internally, when you are doing prioritization's or mechanics, tell me the review process on how you prioritize a program like that, that you have a decade of time and money. let's use sofia because i am somewhat familiar to that. >> inside the science mission directorate, i forget what they call their counsel, but every year they get the wise people of the science community, and they evaluate our programs to see, what i have