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nestlé good food. good life. only pull 'n' peel let's you pull it, peel it, play it.ewy, fruity pull 'n' peel candy from twizzlers. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: welcome back. you know, it's hard to believe that just last week there were still three candidates left in the gop race or some people would call it "hope." you know things are bad because i thought worst-case scenario i'll go back to africa but no americans have an africa to go to. people come to my place because i have a couch and some blankets. you can fit you guys. you can come with me but still the election so far has been really tough and here to summit up in her new segment is our very own michelle wolfe. >> thank you so much for having me. though i look like a buy -- bysexual on a quick date. i had a bad week like good news, you're not pregnant bad news is trump is going to be president. ted cruz dropped out and he would have been an awful president and now better we don't have to look at his face for four years and that man has a scientifically ugly face. like he's ugly but there's also something
nestlé good food. good life. only pull 'n' peel let's you pull it, peel it, play it.ewy, fruity pull 'n' peel candy from twizzlers. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: welcome back. you know, it's hard to believe that just last week there were still three candidates left in the gop race or some people would call it "hope." you know things are bad because i thought worst-case scenario i'll go back to africa but no americans have an africa to go to. people come to my place because i...
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nestlé good food. onthly taxes and fees95 a moare always extra. network, with cricket, you get an unlimited plan on a bigger network for $65 a month after $5 auto pay credit, and monthly taxes and fees are always included. looks like t-mobile's not all it's cracked up to be. and now for a limited time, switch to cricket and get a $50 bill credit. cricket wireless. something to smile about. thank you so much. did you say honey? hey, try some? you know i'm always looking for real honey for honey nut cheerios. well you've come to the right place. mind if i have another taste? not at all mmm part of a complete breakfast the new craftsman pro series riding mowers. ♪ now available with power steering. so you can turn with ease. available with the tightest turning radius in the industry. and powerful v twin engines with up to 26 horsepower. because the beer you drink after you mow your lawn tastes better than the beer you drink after someone else mows your lawn. craftsman. when it matters. >> larry: thanks to
nestlé good food. onthly taxes and fees95 a moare always extra. network, with cricket, you get an unlimited plan on a bigger network for $65 a month after $5 auto pay credit, and monthly taxes and fees are always included. looks like t-mobile's not all it's cracked up to be. and now for a limited time, switch to cricket and get a $50 bill credit. cricket wireless. something to smile about. thank you so much. did you say honey? hey, try some? you know i'm always looking for real honey for honey...
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nestlé good food. good life. i would like three two is standard. i'm not standard. three weeks.l... how's it going? or don't play it cool. you're attractive! i just... i didn't mean to come on so... i... wasn't coming on to you i actually have a boyfriend. belvita. because we can all use steady morning energy. and monthly taxes and fees95 a moare always extra. network, with cricket, you get an unlimited plan on a bigger network for $65 a month after $5 auto pay credit, and monthly taxes and fees are always included. looks like t-mobile's not all it's cracked up to be. and now for a limited time, switch to cricket and get a $50 bill credit. cricket wireless. something to smile about. e.t. phone home. when you find something you love, you can never get enough of it. change the way you experience tv with xfinity x1. (cheers and applause) ♪ >> larry: thanks to my panelists -- rory albanese, grace parra, riki lindhome. and special thanks to bob dibuono as donald trump or being here. we're almost out of time, but before we go, i'm gonna keep it a hundred. tonight's question is from an
nestlé good food. good life. i would like three two is standard. i'm not standard. three weeks.l... how's it going? or don't play it cool. you're attractive! i just... i didn't mean to come on so... i... wasn't coming on to you i actually have a boyfriend. belvita. because we can all use steady morning energy. and monthly taxes and fees95 a moare always extra. network, with cricket, you get an unlimited plan on a bigger network for $65 a month after $5 auto pay credit, and monthly taxes and...
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nestlé good food. good life. ♪ ♪ ♪ can you say i love it? ♪ oh love it? ♪ can you say hey? ♪ hey! oooooh.♪ ♪ ooh ooh ♪ wooh ooh ♪ wooh ooh ♪ sing sing, baby baby i love you. oh yes.♪ ♪ ooooh oooh. ♪ every little thing. ♪ ooooh oooh. every day, brian drives carefully to work. and every day brian drives carefully to work, there are rate suckers. he's been paying more for car insurance because of their bad driving for so long, he doesn't even notice them anymore. but one day brian gets snapshot from progressive. now brian has a rate based on his driving, not theirs. get snapshot and see just how much your good driving could save you. >> larry: welcome back. now beyonce's album lemonade has cautioned quite a stir on the internet sparking controversies, think pieces and twitter. and now franchesca ramsey with her segment hash it out. >> thanks, larry. yup, this week has been all about lemonade. beyonce's new visual album is the musical journey of a woman scorned by her cheating husband because as the saying goes when life hands you lemonsk drag your [bleep] cheating husband and collect
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nestlé good food. good life. athe best things in the life are real. brew iced tea the way you brew it at home. for real, delicious, leaf-brewed iced tea. pure and simple. pure leaf. for the love of leaves. can i have one? sorry storm, i'm saving those for a rainy day. yeah! you heard the man, he's saving us for a... rainy day. i think you made your point! yea, that's my daughter, my son, and that's my... hey, kool-aid man! ...husband. oh yeah!!! [ crashing ] [ electricity crackles ] hey at least you got your homeowners insurance through progressive. by bundling it with your car insurance you saved a ton! yeah. do you want to see the rest of the house? -i can actually see a lot of it. -oh. >> trevor: welcome back. now with indiana's elections tomorrow anti-trump forces may face their last chance to deny trump the del gats he needs to secure the nomination. that's right. even with all his wins and votes we could still see a contested convention. and it's hard for an outsider to understand all of this, as ronnie chieng reports. >> malaysia, where i'm fro
nestlé good food. good life. athe best things in the life are real. brew iced tea the way you brew it at home. for real, delicious, leaf-brewed iced tea. pure and simple. pure leaf. for the love of leaves. can i have one? sorry storm, i'm saving those for a rainy day. yeah! you heard the man, he's saving us for a... rainy day. i think you made your point! yea, that's my daughter, my son, and that's my... hey, kool-aid man! ...husband. oh yeah!!! [ crashing ] [ electricity crackles ] hey at...
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nestlé good food. good life. >> trevor: thank you for tuning in.governor's mansion i asked to use the bathroom and they guided me to the only restroom available to th good evening, america. i'm tom brokaw. another stunning turn of events in the race for the white house. we've just learned that governor bush and vice president gore are about to make a joint statement. is this incredible saga nearing an end? we take you live to washington. good evening, america. i'm vice president al gore. and i'm the governor of texas, george w. bush. as you know, this election has been the closest in history, and the result is still in dispute. that's right. it's in dispute because some people... [ laughter ] don't know when they got beat. [ laughter ] look at florida. i got 2,910,198 votes, and he got a measly 2,909,871. that is an old school ass whuppin'. [ laughing ] eat it, gore. [ chuckling ] it's also in dispute because some people in this race
nestlé good food. good life. >> trevor: thank you for tuning in.governor's mansion i asked to use the bathroom and they guided me to the only restroom available to th good evening, america. i'm tom brokaw. another stunning turn of events in the race for the white house. we've just learned that governor bush and vice president gore are about to make a joint statement. is this incredible saga nearing an end? we take you live to washington. good evening, america. i'm vice president al gore....
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nestlé good food. good life. ♪ ♪ give extra. get extra.ding mowers. ♪ now available with power steering. so you can turn with ease. available with the tightest turning radius in the industry. and powerful v twin engines with up to 26 horsepower. because the beer you drink after you mow your lawn tastes better than the beer you drink after someone else mows your lawn. craftsman. when it matters. e.t. phone home. when you find something you love, you can never get enough of it. change the way you experience tv with xfinity x1. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: thanks to my panelists, ricky velez franchesca ramsey, and meghan markle. and thanks to eric jones for being here. ( cheers and applause ) we're almost out of time, but before we go, i'm gonna keep it a hundred. tonight's question is from an audience member named malcolm. let's take a look. >> "hi, larry. if you had to choose between for the next four years being bill cosby's lawyer or donald trump's vice president, which one would you choose? keep it 100." >> larry: that's pretty easy
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nestlé good food. good life. troops don't come back, someone has to help their families move forward. my family lost so much. it was a shock. it was a void. special operations warrior foundation was there for me. without special operations warrior foundation, i don't know how we would all afford to go to college. now through july 31st, a portion of each sale of specially marked cherry extra strength 5-hour energy® shots benefits the special operations warrior foundation. we hope you will join the fight. it's bright yellow wrapper is bold. and if it's crlspety, crunchety, peanut buttery goodness unapologetically sticks to your teeth. that's bolder, than bolder, than bold. bolder than bold. crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery! butterfinger ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: thank you so much. thank you. welcome back. my guest tonight is a comedian, writer, and cocreator of the webby award-nominated app list. please welcome b.j. novak. ( cheers and applause ) how are you? >> how you doing. >> good, great. >> trevor
nestlé good food. good life. troops don't come back, someone has to help their families move forward. my family lost so much. it was a shock. it was a void. special operations warrior foundation was there for me. without special operations warrior foundation, i don't know how we would all afford to go to college. now through july 31st, a portion of each sale of specially marked cherry extra strength 5-hour energy® shots benefits the special operations warrior foundation. we hope you will join...