." >> dicky: neve campbell. and music from ellie goulding. >> jimmy: if an agreement isn't reached, there's going to be a big government shutdown what we really need is a big government ztzp >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, along with my friend guillermo, getting ready for the show with a nice, close shave with the gillette fusion proglide. i am an expert shaver, and over the last few years, i've tried every new razor there is. three blades, four blades, five blades -- >> that's a lot of blades. >> jimmy: yes, i know. but the proglide is the best, because it has thinner, finer blades for less tug and pull. it turns shaving into gliding. >> yes, it turns shaving into gliding. >> jimmy: it does. feel my neck right there, guillermo. >> wow. it's so smooth. like if silk and velvet make a baby. >> jimmy: yes, if like silk and velvet made a baby. and what would that baby's name be? >> debbie! >> jimmy: no. proglide. the gilette fusion proglide. >> that's not a good name for a baby. >> jimmy: no, yeah, right. >> i like

neve campbell is with us.levision debut in the united states, with music from this new album. it debuted at number one in the uk. it's called "lights." ellie goulding is here from the bud light stage. next week on the show, we'll be joined by david arquette, mike birbiglia, emma roberts, morgan spurlock, patrick warburton, tom arnold, alison brie, eva longoria, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars." and we'll have music from jenny & johnny, asking alexandria, francis & the lights, and robyn. so please join us next week, too. our first guest tonight, you know from many popular films. "the chronicles of riddick," "xxx," "the pacifier," and, of course, the series known as the "fast and the furious." the most recent installment, of which, "fast five," opens in theaters april 29th. please say hello to the clean-shaven and muscular vin diesel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm healthy at the moment. things can change. >> jimmy: you really

drew pinsky, norm macdonald, elisha cuthbert, vin diesel, neve campbell, the latest cast off from "dancingtars." and we'll have music from the decemberists, funeral party, ellie goulding, and bad religion. so join us next week, too. our first guest tonight is one of the most famous athletes in the world. you can see him and his amazing right foot bending it alongside other members of the l.a. galaxy when they play the philadelphia union in carson, california, on saturday. please say hello to david beckham. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> very good. very good. >> jimmy: is it possible that you are getting more handsome each time i see you? i hear you got the whole gang here with you. >> yeah. two of the boys and victoria is here but my oldest son is at soccer tryouts so -- >> jimmy: tryouts? what? he has to try out? >> i think he'll be all right. i think he'll be all right. >> jimmy: that's totally unacceptable. i like that are you calling it soccer. have you got used to calling it that? >> i practiced it before i came ou

. >>> there is a scream with neve campbell she is back. >>> a favorite beverage at the movies isn't toot, diet soda may not raise your chances of developing diabetes as studied reported in the past. harvard studies followed men for 20 years, those who drank sugar sweetened drinks were more likely to develop diabetes. >>> world's largest fast food is taking a bold move the make sandwiches healthier, subway will begin reducing sodium in sandwiches at u.s. stores. cut by 28% in fresh fit subs, and others 15%. >>> if you have ever been in court you better hope the judge isn't hungry. >> a starving judge is a mean one according to a new study. judges who are well fed and well rested tend to be more lenient. inmates had a higher chance of being granted parole if the hearing occurred after a meal. prisoners who faced judges long after a break had no chance of patrol. >>> -- parole. >> bring a lunch to the judge. >>> same with anchortraffic people. >> yeah. >> no food we are cranky. you eaten anything yet today? >> no. >> i haven't either. >> i haven't yet but i will still be nice starting to s

tomorrow we'll be joined by vin diesel, neve campbell, and have music from ellie goulding.n exceptionally funny man. he's an actor, comedian and former news anchor for "saturday night live." next week, history will be made with the premiere of "sports show with norm macdonald." watch it tuesday night at 10:30 on comedy central. please welcome norm macdonald. [ cheers and applause ] snow ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> how is it going, jimmy? >> jimmy: you scared me. >> why? >> jimmy: i don't know. i felt like you were coming to attack me. >> no, no. i like getting out here fast. people don't like people walking. you know? right? the jokes get jokes in. >> jimmy: some people really milk the walk out. i admire that. i don't have that kind of confidence to stand there and to do this and -- >> to do the big thing and the wave. >> jimmy: sometimes they go in and there's hand shakes? >> people don't care too much for you. not you, me. >> jimmy: or us, together. how are you? glad your ankle is better. i know your hurt your ankle. >> i pulled my tendon -- >> jimmy: that's bad, right

and then, on thursday, vin diesel, neve campbell and music from ellie goulding. last 20 years, our first guest has raised hell, children and, of course, his left eyebrow. he's been in more than 60 mu vaes and now has a new comedy on television, it's called "breaking in." it premieres at 9:30 tomorrow night on fox, please welcome christian slater. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: good to see you. >> good to see you, too, man. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> great. >> jimmy: do you remember when i ran into you on vacation once. >> i was excited. >> jimmy: i was much more excited because i was like, hey, what's going on. there you go. >> we're all cool at first and then it's like, when we're walking away with our friends were we we were like, did you see that? >> jimmy: do you get excited? >> i do get excited. yes. >> jimmy: i would think at this point that you would be immune to -- >> well, i mean, there are moments sometimes. i was just out at the place on vacation recently and, you know, very, very small, very remote place. >> jimmy: you

drew pinsky, norm macdonald, elisha cuthbert, vin diesel, neve campbell, the latest castoff from "dancingwe'll have music from funeral party, ellie goulding, and the decemberists. so join us for those shows. [ applause ] our first guest comes to us from toledo, ohio -- by way of "dawson's creek" -- you can see her now through april 10th in the role of former first lady jacqueline kennedy in the eight-part mini-series "the kennedys" -- airing weeknights at 8:00 through april 10th on the reelz channel. please say hello to katie holmes! [ cheers and applause ] well, you look great, thank you for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: how's everything? >> very good. >> jimmy: everything's good? >> yes. >> jimmy: hey, your husband has been here a couple times before. he could not be nicer. he might be the nicest person who has ever walked through the doors of this theater but i cannot imagine being married to him. he almost killed me the last time he was here. >> you guys did a great job. a great job zip lining over hollywood boulevard. >> jimmy: i was like a corpse put in a potato sack