- yeah, you never even suspect him. - adrian never gets in trouble. adrian is perfect.n. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] - hey, mom. hey, dad. hey, danny. hey, cathy. hey, billy. hey, janey. sorry i'm late. i was busy at school because i'm so popular. oh, guess what. i made the football team. and guess what else. i'm the quarterback, the popular star quarterback. and nobody makes fun of me because i'm so popular. - that's wonderful, adrian. just don't throw the ball around the house. - oops. - why not? the vase is already broken. [laugh track laughter] - i'm so proud of you, son. thanks for being such a wonderful boy. - you're welcome, dad. and thank you for never driving away and leaving us forever. [audience awws] - i would never do such a thing. you don't have to worry about that. [audience awws] [audience awws] [audience awws] - cathy, is there anything you'd like to say to mom and dad? - mom, dad, i have a confession. scamp broke your vase. - scamp? - we didn't want to tell you. we were afraid you'd send him back to the kennel. [audience awws] - i under

trust him for what you've never trusted him for before. and become what you've never been. you may be watching or listening or you may be here. and never trusted jesus as your savior. and wonder why you are where you are. you should know that by now. you are where you are because of the way you think. and the way you responded to the way you think and the relationships you built around you. and the real desires and goals that you have in your life. if you want life at its best. it's a road you travel following jesus christ, savior, lord, master and guide. and that all begins with you acknowledging your sinfulness, your rebellion, having it your way, and asking him to forgive you of your sins and telling him today you're receiving him as your personal lord and savior. surrender your life to him and watch him work his awesome work in your life. and it's yours for the asking. and it's a matter of praying and asking him to forgive you, cleanse you and telling him you're surrendering your life to him. and then watch him work in your life in ways that will amaze you. and father,

i've noticed that. >> i've never notice that. >> jimmy: you've never noticed that?imals can be in the same situation, and they're both thinking two different things. [ light laughter ] what kind of things? is that what you said? >> i did. i said, "what kind of things?" [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: let's find out. just hold your horses. >> okay, all right. [ laughter ] what are the horses thinking? >> jimmy: i can't say what they horses are thinking either. let's find out in a segment we call "animal thoughts." here we go. ♪ incredible animal animal animal thoughts ♪ >> jimmy: guys, i'm going to let you in on a little secret. i'm basically a mind reader. i can tell what people and animals are thinking just by looking at the way they interact with each other. like, for example, take a look at this. here, we see a woman on skis being pulled by a horse. that's a pretty winter scene there. and can i tell just by looking at the woman that she's thinking, "easy, boys, where are you taking me?" but the horse is thinking something very different. the horse is thinking, "wher

his name will never forget. we will never forget him.'m sure that his name and his achievement will be part of the history. we again are sorry we cannot protect this professional diplomat who came to help us in a very critical time when we looking for friends and for support and for help. now it is time of peace. we need support of friend who support us during the war. libya is still facing a very critical challenge. the same day chris stevens is the day the parliament first time in 42 years that they elect their first prime minister. thank you united states for your support. again, we are sorry on behalf of libyan people for the loss of this great friend. thank you very much. [applause] >>> good afternoon, barbara lee. i represent the 9th district, including piedmont and berkeley, where ambassador stevens spent many of his formative years to. the family and friends of our beloved ambassador stevens, to mayor lee, senator feinstein, representative miller and spear, to the attorney general, ambassadors past and present, my friends. let me

i never hacked a phone. i never told anybody to hack a phone.i never published any story knowing it to come from the hacking of a phone. i don't know how more unequivocal i can be. >> rose: never hacked a phone. >> never hacked a phone. >> rose: never seen information from a hacked phone that you knowingly knew was illegally obtained. >> right, never told anybody to hack a phone. never publish any story believing it was from a hacked phone, period. enemies of mine can try to drag me into this as they have done all they like and i say to them, produce the evidence. stop the chat, produce the evidence -- >> rose: no one steps forward to say piers morgan was engaged in hacking. >> oh, no, some people have without any evidence. well, i can do that. >> rose: bought butt you're saying here and everywhere else, i never did it. had nothing to do with it. >> nothing to do with hacking whatsoever, whatsoever. >> rose: what did jeremy-- what's his name-- testify to about you and hacking? >> he's a big interrogator. he said he came to a lunch, which he did

this is a program that i will never stop.t myself in the mirror now, i do not see the same person. the face is different. the body is totally different. to go from being out of shape to the best shape of my life is just phenomenal. >> if you don't like what you see when you look in the mirror and you're not doing anything about it, that's crazy. it's insane, especially when the body that you want is only two months away. [bang, cracking...] >> announcer: you want insane results in 60 days? you won't get them by watching insanity... you got to do it. >> first time i saw the insanity infomercial was probably two years ago. now here, two years later, i'm standing in front of those same cameras doing the same infomercial. i'm living proof that you can do it. >> announcer: it's time to take the insanity challenge. time to stop wishing you had a great body and start working for it. yes, insanity is a challenge-- probably the hardest workout ever put on dvd. >> every day was a struggle but i pushed myself and i got further and furth

i never done such a thing in my life. i never want to do it again.ust -- i just want to go, please? >> since you're the first person to say that today, we'll let you go. >> i'm a good guy, i've got a good job. i hadn't done anything yet, you know? but the reality is, the chat, the fact that they showed up, you know, that's a crime right there, in the eyes of the police. >> i've read all of your text messages that you had with this young female, all right? it's all there. all right? and you repeat several times, erase our conversations, you know, i can get in a lot of trouble with this. you knew exactly what you were doing. >> yes, that's right. >> there's no doubt in my mind, or anybody that sees this, you knew exactly what you were doing. >> that didn't mean i was actually going to do. >> sitting on your computer at home and enjoying the play, talking is one thing, all right? showing up at her house is a clear indication that your intent was to complete those three acts you talked about, anal sex, vaginal sex and oral sex. >> no, no, no, no, no, no,

he never, never, never took his jacket off, even on the hottest washington d.c. night. in a chair and wrote with his -- wrote with a yellow pad, ideas, things that would be relayed to alderman the following morning. all this stuff. then he'd eat his dinner at a little table and have his wine and might go down and bowl a line. there was a single lane or double lane bowling alley in the e.o.b. i don't know if it's still there, he would go home around 10e:30, 10:45 and never went home until he went to the residence. >> what are you thinking as you watch the former military man mr. butterfield. >> one of the things we don't -- those of us outside of a white house, we don't really know how it works. and to have the people who were with richard nixon describe the day is priceless. we have the tapes, of course, but we don't know what's going on around the taped areas. and it wasn't just butterfield, you've got collison and lynn garmand in and out of the white house and people talking about what it was like. that's priceless. that's the part of history that gives it context and

never say die. we got down to st. louis. never say die. and that last game against detroit was the first time we got behind and they never say die and they ended up winning the thing. [cheers and applause] now, we had something different to help us. in 2010 we had the rally gong. that game through for us but this here we have hunter pence's sermons and wherever you are thank you hunter. [cheers and applause] but as i was flying here after we beat detroit you have to realize that we're drinking from water -- from the well dug by others. there are so many people that did something here to contribute. the players, the coaches, myself we're in front the tv, but owners with their help. they have such a commitment to make the best experience for you fans and doing all they can, and to extend the storied history of this franchise and -- as he said we're just not working together as gm manager. we're friends. i can't appreciate more how supportive he's been throughout of this with me. he's the genius that put this talent together to help get this

i never look at myself as out of it, this can never bother me again.nce i think that way, i'm looking for my next hit. once i feel that this is -- i'm the man again, can never get high. any moment now i'm ready for the next line, that's just who i am. that's how much of an animal i am when it comes to drugs and addiction and stuff. i'm really a nasty animal, and that's how come i'm so happy it's changed my life and i'm with my family and learning how to be a functioning human being in society. this is just so awesome. >> when was the last time you hit a man? >> i don't know, maybe three years ago at the airport. >> oh, the photographer, yeah. good shot? >> yeah. no, i was getting ready to hit the camera, so happy i didn't hit him with the camera, i wouldn't be here. so happy i didn't do that. >> i assume the paparazzi give you a pretty easy ride, right? >> i know how to handle them. i just love them, just love them. >>> last time i saw you play for real was at wimbledon about three years ago, and you were playing, i think, a quarterfinal game against a

he never met lennahy kekua, he never did. the picture on the internet is a picture of a girl named reba who is very much alive. bill alive. jon: the media ate this story up the whole time it was going on. >> reporter: it was the perfect story. you had heartbreak and tragedy, and someone percenter srerg through all of this. the accounts went into such detail about the romance, of their first meeting at stanford in 2009. of course that never happened. the organization that broke the story about the scam, dead spin.com reports their first interaction was over twitter in 2010 with a twitter account at lovalovalovau. they went into further detail about this lennahy kekua being in a coma and a phone being held up to her ear and her breathing increasing when she heard the sound of te'o's voice. nine out of ten doctors will tell you that your breathing won't increase if you are just pretend. still, through all of this no one called the hospital, no one even checked to see if the local newspapers had bun an obit. jon. jon: it is a ver

i never met a girl like i do in my life ♪ ♪ i never no, no, yeah i never met a girl like you in my liferom here on you're going to see that you'll be mine until eternity suavecito ♪ ♪ baby baby baby now suavecito ♪ we've got to find it out suavecito ♪ ♪ is it really true suavecito ♪ you know girl that i love you ♪ ♪ suavecito ♪ i really do love you suavecito ♪ >>> hi, everybody. welcome to westbound. i'm maria bartiromo. the money hit five-year high. is the rally surreal and is it too late to get? >>> what barack obama has done right and wrong over the last four years. >>> plus, food for thought. the ceo says obama care is a form of fascism. will the crunchy consumers of whole foods? >>> and know when to hold them and when to fold them. poker faces for women in the business world and learning how to do it firsthand. "on the money" begins right now. >>> this is america's number one financial news program, "on the money." now, maria bartiromo. >> here's what's making news as we head into a new week "on the money." the stock market market rally keeps powering forward and the major indeesic

and i hope to god i never do.ut that is why they're hating on her, trying to figure out how she can sit here and talk about it over and over. and i don't bother her. >> anything that was said today, like questionable if i can continue to trust her or not, because of all that was said. it caught me by surprise, like i went expecting anybody to start talking like that, before i started talking about it. >> are you okay? >> i think i'll just keep to myself before i leave. stay out of the way, stay out of trouble, avoid people, everything. >> i think i'm just trying to toughen you up in case you do go the prison. because when you do go to prison it is going to be a lot harder, and there isn't going to be somebody who takes you in and looks out for you. you need to prepare yourself. you seem very, very upset with me. >> no, i'm just eating, and i just woke up. >> the next time we checked in with karmac, she informed us she no longer wished to speak on camera. and while her relationship with lechte seemed frayed, anthon

we should never have been there in the first place. we are doing roofless horrible things, killing multitudes of people. though war has to be ended and any jester we can make to that end we want to go on making. estimate his political activity would go on throughout his life in the solidarity being impressed by the regime's and the opposition to apartheid fairly soon he would be most famous for his writing for his history there's a book on racism in the south on sncc and vietnam >> host: what happened with the people's history and the united states? how did that start to cover? >> guest: i think that was an outgrowth of the way in which he saw the world and the way in which the truth was being represented by american historians and textbooks. there was a study done the year before the people's assistant of the u.s. came out in 1980, the 1979 study was of a group of u.s. history textbooks and the research concluded those textbooks overwhelmingly the lives of ordinary people that never mentioned him pfft it glorifies the american triumph

the other leaving a couple and their 16-year-old son drowned. >> you never, never, never turn your backthe ocean. and you never want to get really close to it. >> reporter: but this morning, tallerico says people need to know. during the winter, a walk on the beach can be anything but peaceful. he'll never look at the ocean the same way again. for "good morning america," neal karlinsky, abc news, seattle. >> wow. >>> all right, now to a story about our colleague, barbara walters. she was hospitalized ten days ago after a fall. and she's recovering just fine from that. but now, we learned that she has contracted the chickenpox. her colleague, whoopi goldberg delivered the news on "the view." >> barbara has the chickenpox. yeah. >> what? >> apparently, she's never had it as a child. >> that's right. never had it as a child. that's a key here. abc's health and medical editor, dr. richard besser, is here. and you say anyone over 25 who has never had it, probably has never been vaccinated and could get it. >> that's right. we tend to think about this as a mild childhood illness. but in adult

i was very aware that it never bothered about tomorrow's issue of slavery, never discussed it before and during the american revolution. the first place it's really discussed us here in america. and even perceives british abolition debate. and to be remarkable if slave regimes throughout history, but it's only in the western only in the 18 century that you have abolition movement, people actually questioning the morality of slavery. so to me, jefferson was remarkable in that he actually questioned the sysadmin had in us empathy to realize that slaves freed with these so angry at the way they were treated that they might actually rebel. >> jefferson was wrong about the blacks because when they were freed, there was no general rebellion after 1865. there's no mass mass slaughter former masters. jefferson throughout his life in the revolutionary war -- it was a bit of a shock to him because a number of slaves ran off and joined the british to get their freedom and he never forgave him for that and that overrode the loyalty that more slaves had shown to the american cause. it overrode th

by the way, he never, he made sure that people never thought that he took a job at an all-black women's college because he was committed to the black struggle. we're talking about 1956 when the black struggle was just beginning. and though howard did care about black rights, he was not yet an activist in behalf of those rights. but in fairly short order, he and his wife roz both became very active. i mean, his students -- the first white women came a little bit after howard's arrival. and even then very few of them. and young black women, many of whom had been brought up in rural areas, they were slightly stunned at this white teacher. there were few other white members of the spelman fact facy faculty -- faculty. but howard was a genius of a teacher. he was very inform formal, very -- informal, very easy going. he prided himself on being good at conversation and on entertaining other points of view. he did not see himself as a lecturer, somebody who was handing down the truth to the unwashed. >> host: uh-huh. >> guest: so he early on created a very warm give-and-take atmosphere in the

you can have a heart but you better not show this sort of never learn yourself be we never let yourself be seen as someone with feelings emotions except for. brutal force. we're. going to get on you move to the banister be targeted sharks and just each works to our here in a concrete jungle you gotta be respected as a man. in most cases. respect. is actually. feed. you better respect me you better fear me. when i had a hard look everything is always going to be in the right state of mind to be feeling good a bunch of dress code you know representative of the month to month to month. no want to dress like. that around the world not ok name one name one's name was name was the one name living with miss only know me is looking good to get a bunch of let's go let's go in do whatever it takes to look good and to the ones. i've something to wait until guys were with me in san francisco to be interviewed i knocked on the door of their talent that kind of. and here are two of the most hardcore gang members and one of them it's got his ironing board out and he's got his traveling irons are nina'

never seen him so happy. she is the voice of reason in all that insanity and botox. >> not that there's anything wrong with botox. >> it's fun to watch this show, and we're going to speak with both of them coming up and to get their take on things because apparently brandi, the one who was screaming this -- >> troublemaker. >> -- was at a book signing yesterday and said something so terrible we can't even say on the air about leann rimes awful out loud. >> good thing she didn't say anything terrible about your book. be grateful for that. i think brandi is coming on our show soon. she has a book out about drunk tweeting. >> there you go. sounds nice. >> who is this kid? >> this is a kid from youtube, and it's a kid who they say will lift you up, will make you feel inspired. let's look. >> what if michael jordan had quit. >> he did quit. >> no, he retired. but before that in high school, what if he quit when he didn't make the team? he would have never made "space jam." and i love "space jam." what will be your

he never hesitated. he answered every question i asked.were in there, i think you said, 150 minutes. by 1 count back at our office, he was asked more than 300 questions in that time. he never demurred. >> you sat with him for 2 1/2 hours. did you walk away with the impression that he was part of this hoax? or he was purely the victim of the hoax? >> he convinced me that he was not party to this hoax. people will have to make their own judgments, once they read a lot of material from the interview that we're posting online and presenting on shows today on espn. but you know, there were certainly occasions on which he admitted to misleading reporters over the course of the last few months. he said that he had lied to his father about meeting lennay kekua in person. and those were some of the discrepancies, some of the conflicts that people pointed to over the last few days. and i think he went a long way toward explaining some of those discrepancies. but probably not to the satisfaction of everyone. >> and, jeremy, he may have explained some

i found myself in sonic zones i'd never been before. found myself in lyrical depths and oceans that i'd never swam before. i was like, whoa. there's something really exciting about that. so if i can remain excited about the music that i'm giving you, then you're damn sure going to be excited about it. so i'm very excited. can you feel it? tavis: i feel it. >> okay. [laughter] tavis: i feel it, and so does everybody in this room, and through the television, for that matter. one of the things that i have always -- and i said this about you. i remember you came out on the scene and india.arie came out on the scene, and there were others around that time. but just specifically for this part remember the two of you years ago, and it seems like a long time now, because you guys have been doing it so well for so long. >> thank you. tavis: but when you first came out i remember saying that the thing that i liked about you and again, india, as an example, is that both of you were writing your stuff, you were playing instruments. >> yes. tavis: t

that filled all space that never was and ever will be. that place existing as the perfect note yet making no sound. holding all colors inside a light that was nothing but darkness. we are the memory of a breath that could not be but was. a breath that's well to bubble which bursts and collapsed. me are the memory gestated in day that lasted eons as the universe birthed heat, light, rock, ice, mineral, song, us. we are the impossible made flesh creating infinnate possibilities of hope or endless kazisms of despair inside the prayers which we have become. [applause]. this is called the fifth dying i deal with the wars away but the wars here. >> anny was one of many girls my son mentioned in passing and grew up when she became the fifth intent days where he more than once broken bread or tossed a joke or waves down or waived past. she, the fifth, in 10 days who's blood splat erred the walls and dripped down the walk. this one in front of her home celebrating turning 23, a shining star her brother said. my heart, her father moneyed, a friend

so you never yourself. i'm still not really i'm still very and i've been not mean to not all or you seem like a lot of back there you say we sure are very loud shake you didn't do that but it was a pleasure really just saying it was my expression i was very shy and i never like to speak lot and still a little bit shy but i did speak more. but in this time i was a very close person i didn't want to communicate my only communication was to sing . but i never imagined as a one was shy i never imagined to be a singer or to be a composer after i became a singer and composer only because it was like this so it was my life so it just happened i and then little by little i tried to compose my own song a song so i went close to a piano and try a few notes and then. i'm still completely instinctive and i don't read and write music all. all the things i compose are composed by here but i have a very big contact with all the musicians around me that's because i have maybe something to it it's natural in me this is a na

>> eric: never. never once. you did?bob: yeah, sure. >> eric: when you were playing, steroids weren't around. gin and juice in your day. >> bob: taken by injection but it was juice. >> andrea: don't you hope lance is hoping for people to say things he did do good? this is the masterful plan. he is doing this coto compete in triathlon's, the next goal. minimize lawsuits which i don't think will work. he is total psycho. he talks about i was a bully that i tried to control the narrative. he is still trying to control the narrative. a control freak. then he says i'm flawed, deeply flawed. but don't we all have our own flaws? no, lance, we're not like you. we are not all like you. >> eric: why are we talking about that? not talking about it because we care or give a rat's ass about cycling. but here is an iconic american figure he held up in esteem and it turns out that he cheated -- >> greg: i never held him up in esteem. >> dana: a multimillionaire based on lies, bullying and trying to make other people's lives hell on ear

guess what, it never happened. they were promises for president obama and basically in terms of -- in exchange for being promises, guess what, they got tax subsidies. >> charlie you watch wall street as close as anybody. the interesting thing is the dow jumped up 100 points after the so-called deal. a lot of people said the stock market reacted favorably to the deal. >> i would just say that don't base sort of the merits of the deal based on the headlines. that's what stock traders do. they are very headliners or robots. by the way, some of them are robots. after the bank bailouts in 2008 with i covered extensively, markets shot up short term and then it went down to depression era levels in march, 2009. propped up by the fed. the markets are really trading off the fed right now. the fed printing money. that's what traders like to see. they think it will inflate the economy. it probably does, but i think in the long-term it hurts as well. >> you don't see this as being a banner year for the economy? doesn't sound l

this is a program that i will never stop. at myself in the mirror now, i do not see the same person. the face is different. the body is totally different. to go from being out of shape to the best shape of my life is just phenomenal. >> if you don't like what you see when you look in the mirror and you're not doing anything about it, that's crazy. it's insane, especially when the body that you want is only two months away. [bang, cracking...] >> announcer: you want insane results in 60 days? you won't get them by watching insanity... you got to do it. >> first time i saw the insanity infomercial was probably two years ago. now here, two years later, i'm standing in front of those same cameras doing the same infomercial. i'm living proof that you can do it. >> announcer: it's time to take the insanity challenge. time to stop wishing you had a great body and start working for it. yes, insanity is a challenge-- probably the hardest workout ever put on dvd. >> every day was a struggle but i pushed myself and i got further and fur

i never, i never had any place to tuck anything in.you know. >> everything hung out. >> yeah, plus when you're heavy, have you ever noticed that the bigger you are the harder it is to keep stuff tucked in. >> in another subject, madden understands what it's like going from winners to losers. he offered a novel solution. >> i've always thought that after you win a super bowl, you ought to be able to have a sabbathical. you know how they gave teachers. they never gave coaches and teams sabbathical. if a team that can win a super bowl can take a sabbatical for a year. go have the parades and banquets for a year just sit there and say we're the champions. >> enjoy it. >> right and not have to go defend it and not have to go through we have to get right back. we have the mini camp. that's what gets you and i think that's what got him. >> he believes great players do not make great coaches. >> i used to be a teacher before i started coaching, i always felt that the best teachers were the c students because they would understand people that w

you've never had a colon cleanse? wow.the girls in hollywood do. >> how many have you given? >> the other day it was 54. today you walked in, i just got done doing one. it's 55. this is a hair conditioner bottle. we empty it and whatever. and then hot water and shampoo. first of all, you go to medical -- you have to pay $10 to get a suppository. you come to me, you only have to give a honey bun. you know what i mean? my original thing i tell them is that you'll lose three to five pounds and everybody, the food here, you gain weight. i've gained 50 pounds. i came in here 128, i'm like, 180 right now. >> nicole meacham had been asking for the special brand of help for several weeks. now she was in luck. >> i'll do it for free today. and it's on the house. what's your name? >> nicole. >> okay. i'm just -- it's not a hustle. i care about people. i genuinely care about people. seems like a lot of shampoo, and it is, and i'm sure you know what you're doing. i accept tips. some girls have given me, like, oh, my god, thank you so

i have never seen an action like it. i hope i never see it again. >> eliot: that was my guest congressman jerry nadler eloquent as always on the floor of the house yesterday laying the blame squarely on speaker john boehner for the further unprecedented delay in hurricane relief funds. congressman, there's been some progress because of the outpouring of rage that was -- your speaker symbolic of that. where are we now in the effort to get sandy relief funds? >> we now have a commitment from the speaker and how much the commitment is worth remains to be seen because he broke his previous commitments but we're going to vote tomorrow on $9 billion to replenish the hurricane insurance fund of the united states which otherwise will be bankrupt next week. so we have no choice but to do that. we're told on january 15th, the first full work day we'll vote on the other $51 billion of the $60 billion. i hope that's true. i hope speaker boehner this time keeps his word and that we do that. then again, you have to go to the senate be

have you ever noticed that you never listen? you never listen. whenever she starts talking, you start talking. you never listen. because you want to get your message out there, so as a result you never hear what she has to say. she's learned well, because she doesn't listen to you either. let me tell you what you haven't heard her say. >> okay. >> dr. phil: it doesn't matter whether you agree with it or not, because perception is reality. and what she has told you, no matter how much you think it's not true, she has at least convinced herself that she felt trapped that she didn't feel worthy of doing anything but that, and that she felt like the only time that you ever really showed her any positive regard -- don't start thinking about what you're going to say next. >> i'm not, i'm not. >> dr. phil: oh, my god. will you -- okay. we're done here. i'm going to talk to her because you don't want to talk to me. you are a right-fighter, lady. you want to be right. you don't want to be happy. [applause] you want to be right. she desperately, desperatel

it's never really about the injury.s always about getting back and doing it better. >> what's it like watching the video now of that crash from 2009, that led to your injury? >> i cringe, but i kind of learn from it. i landed deep on that. and i landed so deep i got down below my bars and went to get off the bike but was going in the wrong direction. once you hit the ground, my leg gets pulled. nothing i could do. >> is there anything that you can't do on the bike that you used to be able to do? or are you back to full board? >> i'm back to full board. i'm 33 now. >> awesome, jerad. thanks for joining us. keep on riding! >>> if you're a student and you see snowy, icy weather, you automatically think -- "snow day." >> not at byu. freezing rain and ice. classes still weren't cancelled. byu is a very hilly campus. you see students here gripping on to the railing of, it looks like this walking bridge, trying not to fall. some students are just skating down the ramp. other, go down butt-first. it looks like an nhl rink, it's