our n >> tonight a new breakthru in medicine, a pill that doesn't give you a boner.hen america is enveloped in record cold, luckily americans are enveloped in record fat. and my guest author ishmael beah was a child soldier, still better adjusted than a child actor. happy birthday to north korea's kim jung-un, please accept our gift of dennis rodman. no returns. this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report, good to have you with us. (cheers and applause) folks, i tell you, with a welcome like that, was that not a welcome? thank you. folks, with that kind of welcome it is almost as if you knows what's coming. folks, huge news tonight. the president of the united states of new jersey chris christie, is in hot water. okay, hold on, i just pictured him in a hot tub. shake it off. new e-mails link top aides in the christie administration to a shutdown on the george washington bridge