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first, i do congratulate the honourable member for newbury on his speech. told me of the joy of greenham common because she was there and i went to visit her there and i hope that he will understand the deep love of humanity that motivated all those women and others to go to greenham common during those days. i would like to thank them for faking time ourt from his considerable responsibilities looking after his extensive property portfolio and... laughter and tending to his directorship of the uk water partnership. i hope one day a labour government may soon be able to come to the aid of his newbury constituents by taking water back into public ownership and to the aid of his tenants by ensuring there is a responsibility on landlords to ensure all homes are fit for human habitation. i know the honourable member will also continue dig gently to pursue his other interests in parliament and his interests in defence and africa and in rural affairs and i agree with part of what he said when he spoke up for us as a country to adhere to all the agreements on clim

first, i do congratulate the member from newbury on his speech. i went to visit my mom and i hope he will understand the deep love of humanity that motivated all those women and others to go to the commons during those days. and i would like to thank him for taking time out for his -- from his considerable responsibilities looking after an extensive property portfolio -- [laughter] and pending to his directorship of the u.k. water partnership. i hope one day a labour government will be able to come to the aid of its newbury constituents by taking water back into public ownership and to the aid of his tenants by ensuring the responsibility of landlords to ensure that all homes are fit for human habitation. areow the honorable women -- the honorable member will continue to pursue his other interests in parliament and his interest in defense and africa and rural affairs. i agree with part of what he said when he spoke of the need of us as a country to adhere of all of the agreements on climate change. i thank him for that part of his speech. i turn n

>> it was on a small street outside of route 113, west newbury, massachusetts. >> jimmy: i think that's [ laughter ] that actually happened. >> it's got be real. the details are too good. >> jimmy: yeah, i'd say. real! [ drum roll ] >> well, you're both right! it's real! [ cheers and applause ] >> that's great. >> jimmy: that is great. you almost died. >> that's great. he almost died. i love that. i love that. >> jimmy: which envelope, envelope. envelope. >> do i choose? >> jimmy: yeah. >> to me you're always a number two. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, appreciate that. [ laughter ] i made out with gwyneth paltrow during an snl sketch. [ cheers ] >> okay. what was the game of the sketch? >> jimmy: it was the maya sketch. that's a prop. don't smoke that. it's a prop. it's all fake. [ light laughter ] fake smoke. it was a maya sketch. something about high school and we were boyfriend and girlfriend or something like that. and i never go for it when i -- if i have a kissing scene but she went for it. >> how long had you been on the show? >> two seasons. >> tongue? >> yeah

. >> there's enough horsepower in this body to bicycle around west newbury. [ cheers and applause ] >t end of the relationship. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. that was a good question. >> what sort of bike was it? >> it was a ten-speed. >> jimmy: what color? >> it was maroon. >> jimmy: what year. >> it was 1994. >> jimmy: what grade were you in at school? >> i was just entering college. [ light laughter ] >> where was the accident? >> it was on a small street outside of route 113, west newbury, massachusetts. >> jimmy: i think that's enough questions. [ buzzer ] enough questions. if this is a lie, this dude should win an oscar. [ laughter ] that actually happened. >> it's got be real. the details are too good. >> jimmy: yeah, i'd say. real! [ drum roll ] >> well, you're both right! it's real! [ cheers and applause ] >> that's great. >> jimmy: that is great. you almost died. >> that's great. he almost died. [ indiscernible ] and then but he didn't. i love that. i love that. >> jimmy: which envelope, envelope. envelope. >> do i choose? >> jimmy: yeah. >> to me you're always a number two.

as indeed the speech from my right honorable member from newbury was today. from my point of view, a little too witty because he took all the jokes that he i had written in my speech. but i have to say that my -- wait for it. my right honorable friend over the years that he has been the member for newbury and in the years when i was fighting to take the seat has shown a great commitment to his constituents but also to the important task of government of building a stronger economy and a fairer society. i foe, for example, as a fellow mp, the work he has done to raise awareness of an issue that i'm particularly concerned about, namely the issue of mental health. he's also made a significant contribution during his time as a minister. i understand that once fisher is minister, he mixed up his card and skate. i'm sure like the rift of us, he won't fail to welcome the absence in this house today of salman. my right honorable friend, my right honorable friend. >> i want to -- >> i wonder if the prime minister's reason for not welcoming the former honorable member

first i do congratulate the honorable member of newbury on his speech. my mother told me of the joy of freedom because she was there and i went to visit her there had to hope that he will understand the deep love of humanity to go to green commons. i'd like to thank you for taking time out from his considerable responsibilities looking after his extensive property portfolio and tending to his direction of the uk partnership had i hope one day a labour government may soon be able to come to the aid of his constituents by taking water back into the public ocean and to the aid of his tenants by ensuring the responsibility and landlords insure all homes are fit for human habitation pattern of the honorable member will continue with other interest in parliament interested defense in africa and i do agree when he spoke of the need for us as a country to adhere to all the agreements on climate change used all around the world and i thank him for that speech. i turn now to the second the honorable member spelman. his speech was particular to give it and after al

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