bob newhart will be out in a while. james stephens. [ applause ] >> the reason we have this next gentlemen on because he has been getting quite a bit of space around the country in newspapers because he is the chief of police in a small town in oklahoma called weleetka, and he has been having problems with his police car. we thought he might be an interesting guest, so we invited him to come here and explain what is going on down there. would you welcome chief of police, ronnie porter. [ cheers and applause ] [ music ] >> chief, it's good to meet you. >> glad to be here. >> we met backstage. you were coming through, and you looked a little chagrin because somebody said you were going to go into the makeup room, you wanted to be made up or not. >> oh, yeah. >> we have to do that for television. it's nice to meet you. >> glad to be here. everybody wants to tell johnny "hi." >> yeah? >> so i just had them write their name on there, so i have about 22 feet of tape that says "hi, johnny." >> is that right? are you putting me

put a red light on a cow. [ laughter ] it's not too intimidating though, moo. [ laughter ] >> bob newhart will be here in a moment, and james stephens. [ applause ] [ female announcer ] are you one of millions of women embarrassed by hair loss or suffering from thinning hair? you have a personalized, proven solution right here. welcome to hair club. i had my self-confidence back. my husband was like, "that's my wife." [ female announcer ] hair club offers a wide range of private, designed-for-you hair loss solutions, each of them proven and backed by a 100% satisfaction guarantee. call or go online for more details. do you realize how nice it is for someone to walk up to you and say, "my god, you have the most beautiful head of hair"? it's no wonder hair club is the trusted hair loss solutions provider and the reason hundreds of thousands of women just like you have turned their lives around. why do i love life? because hair club brought that life back to me. [ female announcer ] call now for your personal free hair analysis. there's no obligation, and it's available to every woman watchi

[ laughter ] bob newhart goes, "that's green beans, that's not meat." [ laughter ] it was like that all night long, like machine gun comedy. ever. thank you to all those guys for letting me sit at the table. [ cheers and applause ] me out to los angeles, stuff like that. it was the best night ever. it was so fun. guys, we're gonna back in new and kevin spacey is going to be on the show. and we wanted do this fun thing with him, but i'm gonna need your help. so if you have a kid between and 9, i want you to have them write a story with the title "house of cards." [ light laughter ] write like a scene.t tell your kids what the show is actually about. just have them write a short scene, one or two pages, with other. give them the title "house of cards," and let their imaginations do the rest. when they're done, e-mail it to ow.com. we'll choose our favorites and kevin and i will act them out on our show. it will be fun. so thank you for doing that.pplause ] "house of cards." we've got a big, big, big show tonight, everybody.alented, one of the hardest working people i've ever met. jennifer

yeah, the newhart show has been going pretty good for me. two seasons ago i played the part of guest at the end. then they moved me up, i played male guest at the end. [ laughter ] season after that. and next season they are bringing me back to play the part of newhart. [ laughter ] >> that's a lie. i'm sorry i lied. i'm a liar, i can't help it. i have been a liar my whole life. always been a liar. well, that's not true. [ laughter ] >> i sought help i went to a group called liars anonymous. i takes you six months to even find them because they keep giving you the wrong address in all of their advertising. even when you knock on the door they are like come on in it's open. [ laughter ] >> i went to one meeting, i said i don't know why i'm here i'm not a liar. they said you are in. [ laughter ] >> from new york originally, that's where i grew up, new york. [ applause ] >> i guess i was right. [ laughter ] >> i tell you one thing i miss about new york cabs. wonderful things, cabs. wonderful program. i really think so. you can go out have a goo

mikeonnono was there, steve lawrence, carol burnett. [ cheers and applause ] bob newhart and tim conway. were all sitting -- this is a real story. all sitting at the table. it's unbelievable. we walk in. we finish a show. we drove out to malibu, we saw them. we walked in and don rickles goes, "oh, great, it's jimmy kimmel." [ laughter ] jimmy fallon. he goes, "yeah, yeah, no one cares." [ laughter ] everybody was on fire. steve lawrence -- you know he's an amazing singer but man is he a funny human being. he had a thousand d kes. carol burnett started telling a a story about eydie gorme. and as she's telling this story, tim conway just raises s his hand at dinner. and we go, "yes, tim?" he goes, "can n meone cut my meat for me?" [ laughter ] and thenenob newhart goes, "that's green beans, that's not meat." [ laughter ] it was like that all night long, like machine gun comedy. anyway, one of t best nights ever. so thank you to the rowans. thank you toll those guys for letting me sit at the table. [ cheers and applause ] this is why it great to come out to los angeles, stuff like that. it

thank you so much. >> you were talking about your dinner with rickles and newhart. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, i love these guys. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the fun part is when you probably the youngest of those guys. [ laughter ] by that, i mean i'm probably the last guy to work the clubs when they were run by the mob. because when those guys had it, it was different. and the mob was different than like the marriott corporation or something now. [ laughter ] i mean it was just a little bit different. like one of the first gigs i did was in chicago. there used to be a club called mr. kelly's. you know, huge club in chicago. and it was one of my first out of town gigs. and i was opening for freda payne. do you remember her? she had a song called "band of gold" back in the day -- >> jimmy: yeah, of course. yeah. band of gold >> so -- exactly. [ laughter ] so i -- i get to the club and i see the marquee. it says friday, saturday, sunday freda payne and jay l no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so l no. >> so i go in. i say, "the owner here?" he goes, "what do you want?" i said, "i'm jay leno." he g

cause could have and will continue to update you with that information as we learn more love nor fix newhart thirty news now the people who are most directly affected by the fire stood there lastly powerless to do anything to stop it. joe of them earlier today as they talk about the chaos of the night and their loss remember last night driving on interstate ninety the flames from the interstate but i knew everything was gone when you get the valentine's day cleanup in this twelve hundred block of west ocean view avenue you knew there were broken hearts on this day as victims recall the horror of the saturday night fire. everything burned up my shoes my clothes i documents many of my daughter are all many uniforms burned up so he's a close i went to the ship with yesterdays the same as in person yesterday it was joshua's brother brian who call nine one one saturday evening the action with a call about said and i was actually my room playing video games and i thought is really bright orange layers like rivera told her about her sometime quantify the level with the left side of houses on fire.

the investigation continues into what sparked the fires throughout the city to newhart joins us now live from ocean view and today they just demolished the building behind the sky right behind me you can see where some of the demolition has started to take place in starting the cleanup process crews are out here working on that right now some surrounding neighbors are allowed back into their homes i spoke with the woman who lives next door to all of this and she says she was just left back in earlier today. norfolk fire rescue chief jeff weiss spoke earlier about this fire he says it's one of the biggest fires he seen in thirty seven years with norfolk fire in total fourteen buildings were damaged. eight of those considered a total loss and have been torn down investigators are saying about thirty to forty people have been displaced from their homes but that number after seeing the devastation and the damage. everyone is thankful there were no serious injuries or death i will tell you that when i got on scene i don seem pretty early and i really thought that the devastation would be wors

the northern section of the city as police search for the gunman thirteen years now a reporter to newhart has more on the victims of the game and the kids all love that brings competition just good fun most days i so know i saw but around three thirty sunday evening. yes it was home home home from filing ended the game. pleasee those on this basketball court became targets of a drive by shooting the gun fire out of the blue suv striking three victims ages thirteen sixteen and twenty sixteen year old classmate of trey johnson who reside until they saw each other at northview high school the day after payment owed a nap zone even though all three victims suffered non life threatening injuries these teenagers no afterlife no problem for him i know you're sick and tired of people getting hurt because they say violence is not again i'm not a problem with us to talk about that and get out of somebody's life unfortunately it happens all the feel like it'll never go away or i never stop. that's pursuing a sense of peace and putting out a plea. just because of violence and a one game early to real

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clint eastwood, bob hope, bob newhart, david letterman, michael keaton, martin short, george carlin, teri garr, leigh willman, magic johnson, gloria estefan, and lyle lovett. good to see you. >> thank you. >> i wish you good luck however that-- if you're gonna fight sometime in the fall, i wish you the best of luck. >> thank you so much. >> and gar-- >> good luck, george! >> good luck on your show. >> i love you, johnny. i'll miss ya. >> thank you, garry, for comin'. >> thanks a lot. for everything. >> your show goes on-- >> come on! come on! [ laughter ] >> hey, he just told you, he doesn't like the sight of blood. don't-- don't-- don't start this. anyway, thank you both for coming tonight. we'll see you next week. have a nice weekend. goodnight. [ music ] >> i'm humbled by that applause. come and knock on our door come and knock on our door we've been waitin' for you we've been waitin' for you where the kisses are hers and hers and his three's company, too come and dance on our floor come and dance on our floor take a step that is new take a step that is new we've a lovable space t

he was gift add newhart at just seven months old. >> i am very proud of him today. this is one of the first times he got up like this. >> if you are feeling inspired by janet, jacob, bryn, ramona's stories, i don't blame you. how can you become a donor? just a click of the muscles. head to our website fox29.com. we will post all of this information there. reporting from the franklin institute, i'm jennifer joyce, "fox 29 news". >>> a teacher who has spent decades helping students find herself in hot water, and it is all because of some hot cocoa. >> and what would valentine's day be without coup schmidt why hundreds of runners stripped down to their underwear to run in the frigid temperatures. >> american idol winner since for you. >> what are these guys doing, mike? they're daisy duke's and padded up shirts. >> that's the drexel rugby team in studio live. >>> investigators say they've discovered a suicide note following the death of two arizona high school girls found dead at school. happened near phoenix, officials have not released what was written in that note.

00, "all in the family." 8:30, "m.a.s.h." 9:00, "the mary tyler moore show," and you have "the bob newhartand it ended with the "carol burnett variety show" at 10:00. >> they used to call it murderers row. >> people had no dvrs, no vhs, nothing with initials. so people would stay home on saturday nights. they wouldn't go to the movies. they wouldn't go to restaurants. that may be the best night of television in all of television history. >> mary tyler moore was a single woman working as an associate producer on a nightly tv show. >> you know what? you've got spunk. >> yeah. >> i hate spunk! >> there were a lot of young women entering the workplace then. and for some of them, mary tyler moore was like a port of entry. >> i'm doing as good a job as he did. >> better. >> better! and i'm being paid less than he was because -- >> you're a woman. >> the television female could be a hero. she could be the main event. >> rita. all right. >> out loud! >> the first script written by allen burns and jim gricks had mary coming to minneapolis divorced. and very quickly cbs says, no, no, no, no, no. >>