no, not boris johnson, nichi hodgson. she's like a storm in a teacup, but ten times louder and twice as woke. brace yourselves. she's about to show you how woke . she's about to show you how woke. how audacious. it's a wonder, i tell you that she ever gets herself to sleep at night. so buckle up and hold on to your seats. it's the saturday five, and we're tearing through this week's madness like a bull in a china shop . right. you know, the china shop. right. you know, the drill. each host outlines their argument about a chosen topic. then we all pile in and the fur indeed does start to fly. and of course, though we want your views as well. send your views and post your comments by visiting gb news .com forward slash kwasi and don't forget crucial for this show. your questions in ask the five. nothing is off limits. now, before we start tearing each other apart, here's your saturday night news with tatiana sanchez. >> darren, thank you very much and good evening. the top stories. well, kemi badenoch has vowed to tell the