jimmy: so you did. >> i got a jack nicholson impersonator to be my best man. good, man. >> he was amazing! he's amazing. and i wrote him this whole speech, you know, so he could come out and be like -- [ as nicholson ] "paul and june are as good as it gets." you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's pretty good. >> "yeah, being at this wedding, i can cross it off my bucket list." but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> but he was like, he couldn't remember any of the stuff. and he'd be like, "can you put it on a teleprompter for me?" i was like, "well, it's a wedding. i can't put it on a teleprompter." he was like, "all right, i'll try." and i think he had a couple beers before he came out, because he started just forgetting his jack nicholson lines and he just started saying like, "yummy, yummy." [ laughter ] like, what is that? what is that? that was creepy. and then he goes, "sorry i was late, but i was at a pool party at roman polanski's house." [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: oh, my-- >> that's creepy. >> jimmy: uncalled for at a wedding. "yummy

and that's enough reward for nicholson.ys despite being fired, if he had it to do all over again, he would. >>> coming up, a convenience store owner makes a startling decision. >> he said, please, don't shoot me. >> when "caught on camera: what would you do" continues. >>> convenience stores are notorious targets for thieves. >> it's a dangerous job, but, you know, i'm here a long time. i'm here in this community and here the last 15 years. >> mohammed sahail owns the shirley express convenience store on new york's long island. he says he maintains a loyal following of customers and has managed to dodge a big bullet in his line of work, getting robbed, until now. it's just past midnight, and mohammed is finishing up some paperwork before locking up for the night. >> my head is just like on my paperwork, and the guy comes quick and says, give me the money, give me the money. >> the robber tosses the phone violently and waves a baseball bat, threatening mohammed. >> he said "hurry up, give me the money." i said "hold up, let

and that's enough reward for nicholson., if he had it to do all over again, he would. >>> coming up, a convenience store owner makes a startling decision. >> he said, please, don't shoot me. >> when "caught on camera: what would you do" continues. babe , lo ok. [ reporter ] ...passengers, emergency crews are prepared. they're in place. all we can do now is watch. wait. wait a minute. there's a truck. tough to tell from here, but whoever is driving that truck is right below the plane now. this is -- this is just unbelievable! the broken landing gear landed into the bed... [ male announcer ] the midsized nissan frontier with full-size payload and towing. innovation for doers. innovation for all. ♪ ♪ that's good morning, veggie style. hmmm [ male announcer ] for half the calories -- plus veggie nutrition. could've had a v8. helps defends against occasional constipation, diarrhea, gas and bloating. with three strains of good bacteria to help balance your colon. you had me at "probiotic." [ female announcer ] phillips' colon hea

. >> those are my favorites, i love malkovich and nicholson and clooney, he is unreal. >> my favoriteit was perfect. >> i'm amazed how he so effortlessly flows from one celebrity impersonation to the next. it's pretty amazing. >> flawless. >> his impressions get me. i like stalking the youtube web of watching people impersonate other people. >> z is z end, where everything halts, including our close-up. it's a great christopher waltz. >> a group of guys set out to find the answer to the gazillion dollar question -- what does good look like and what does he mean to you? >> if we had an idea of what he looks like, we wouldn't be able to be on this earth. >> god is indescribable. >> i'm an athiest. >> there's got to be something. >> the documentary is called "god in the box" it follows nathan and his crew on the explanation to find out the answer to those two questions. >> what does god mean to me. >> what does good look like to you? >> one of the producers is our very own nick calderon. and he is skyping with us today from the film festival in indianapolis, did you guys ever figure out

resident and teacher josephine nicholson likes to come to the library to check out books for her students>> there's nothing like holding a book in your hand. and also i work with kids and so i can't purchase every book that i'd like. >> reporter: but budget cuts for forcing the king library to start closing on sunday afternoons a time that normally draws more than 50,000 patrons to its books during the year. >> it's a cost cutting deal. it's a budget thing. and people from across the city came out to the budget hearings to say please, please, please do not shut the last library that's open on sunday. >> reporter: late friday there was good news for the king library and the sunday hours. mayor vincent gray and d.c. council library committee chairman tommy wells said the city has found the $300,000 necessary to keep the sunday hours for the king library. it won't be closing after all. the mayor has said he's changed his mind. they found money the library will stay open on sundayss. what do you think about that? >> that's great. there's a lot of people up here -- there's a lot of services of

. >> does jack nicholson creep in. >> yes. >> was he -- does he leave with the -- i actually like theand i've always thought that. and it may not make me in the majority but that doesn't matter to me, but somebody like jack nicholson if you are going if go the other way and lead the archetypal movie type, it is him on the boat in san trope and girls and beer and pizza. >> yes, and every book that anybody who has ever written under his book. he is one of the most intelligent boxes of firewood that ever walked the earth. >> how would you like to be remembered? if you could write your own tombstone, your own epitaph after the. >> i'd like to erase some of my children's memories of me and boost the good ones. how i'd like to be remembered? listen, i don't want to be remembered angry but i'm willing to continue being angry about a few things. >> what about i'm still angry? >> it's time for my kids. i don't care if i don't remember it, i don't think. i'm totally willing to believe there's a good but when someone tells me there's a god it's is a punch line the same as telling me that there's

starring jack nicholson. i'm sorry. it's about pension funds maximizing their own profit. fetched. here's what i think happened. i think the tattoo guy put a hot girl on his leg, right? the tattoo guy (beep) and then you're like screw it. just throw a bobo-fet helmet on it. we'll call it even. that's what i think he did. get a tattoo of boba-fet as a woman. i don't believe that that was the original intent. i believe the original intent was like i love i dream of jeany. why don't you put her on my leg. they (beep) her face. i'll put a helmet on that. obviously we were off last week. so we have a lot to catch up. last we left off i believe rick perry's entrance into the "please don't make us vote for romney" republican race. perry before he ever uttered a word shot to the top of the field. unfortunately running for president does require a good deal of word uttering. which perry's done on four separate debate occasions. >> is it the mitt romney that was on the side of against the second amendment before he was for the second amendment? was it... before he was before the soc

. >> and what happened in that hot tub with jack nicholson. >> he was still in the tub and i climbed down and he reached up and shook my hand and looked right in my eyes, nowhere else and he said that was beautiful, honey. >> this is "piers morgan tonight." >> juan williams made headlines when he was fired from national public radio after making controversy comments about muslims. now he's written a book called "muzzled" and he joins me to have an honest debate. >> good to be here. >> you feel you've been muzzled? >> once they fire you piers. >> you've gone on to bigger and better things. >> i agree. >> fabulously successful, rich, writing best selling books. you know, it hasn't gone too badly. you haven't exactly been gagged. >> well, when they take the microphone away and take away an audience i absolutely loved at national public radio, i think in essence what they're saying is you're muzzled. they're saying i violated their journalistic ethics and standards by saying what was the truth, my feeling that i get anxious when i'm in an airport and i see people in muslim garbs given wh

crews raced to the passengers as they hung to the helicopter's skids but 40-year-old sonya marah nicholson who was celebrating her birthday with her family died after being trapped inside. federal officials are already on the ground here in new york and collecting information and they will be looking at several things. weather conditions, the helicopter itself, and the pilot. >> we will be looking at his training, any previous accidents or any other aspects that could help form the investigation. >> reporter: the pilot managed to swim to shore and was actually friends with the passengers. the group was in new york taking a private tour. >> they had family come here to see the experience, the best of our experience, and end up in a tragic accident like this just breaks your heart. >> reporter: officials say it could take months to figure out what was supposed to be a fun sight-seeing accident ended in tragedy. the pilot of that helicopter, paul dudley was involved in another incident in 2006. he was flying a cessna 172, a light plane. he had engine trouble and had to make an emergency landi

. >> piers: and what happened in that hot tub be with jack nicholson. >> he was still in the tub, climbed out, reached up, shook my hand, looked right in my eyes, nowhere else. >> juan williams made headlines when he was fired from national public radio after making controversy comments about muslims. now he's written a book called "muzzled" and he joins me to have an honest debate. >> good to be here. >> you feel you've been muzzled? >> once they fire you piers. >> you've gone on to bigger and better things. >> i agree. >> fabulously successful, rich, writing best selling books. you know, it hasn't gone too badly. you haven't exactly been gagged. >> well, when they take the microphone away and take away an audience i absolutely loved at national public radio, i think in essence what they're saying is you're muzzled. they're saying i violated their journalistic ethics and standards by saying what was the truth, my feeling that i get anxious when i'm in an airport and i see people in muslim garbs given what happened on 9/11. >> let's play the exact offending quote. >> good. >> in realtime.

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with emirates new zealand this life it's that particular vessel skipper bias truly an olympic tryst nicholson team telefonica also sure to be a force to be reckoned with while the first french entry since one thousand nine hundred three. elite with english flag. when you look at all of the play this and great guys it was everywhere and obviously. with a museum they're going to be they're going to be really good and obviously telephonic is going to be hard as well being on this. i mean. it's going to be close and it was going to be offshore and she was going to be close let's talk ice hockey finally we're. have are back to winning ways in the concept of a hockey league the reeling champions hadn't won in three games heading into last night's clash with spartak moscow as constantine reports they went close to meeting there for. both teams entirely game being poor run sparkplug one only once in their formation home serious with disastrous goal difference minus ten well league cup holders so i want you i had just two wins from eleven majors including a three nation losing streak despite enjoying

. >>> whitey bulger was the inspiration for jack nicholson's character in "the departed." >>> and ifyou're waiting for someone to get home, let's check on the traffic with kristi braelin. >> 180 is closed at laughlin road because of the accident. your best bet would be to take philadelphia road or 95 as your alternate. northbound 95 that's up there. 95 slow on 215 over to 175. we also have an accident northbound 95 at white marsh boulevard sitting on the right shoulder. 15 minutes from the internet to harper road and the outer loop also slows down from york road to charles street in that direction. traffic moving at about 35 miles per hour. in westminster we do have an accident there at baltimore boulevard at bethel and in baltimore city o' donald street. we do have congestion on the belt way. this traffic report is brought to you by aaa auto insurance. visit aaa.com use it for all its worth. >>> he was one of the greatest players to wear a baltimore ravens uniform. hundreds of fans turned out to greet number 89. >> back in the day. >> reporter: gino marketi will be 86 in january, he

you have managed to denunciate all three branches of our government, we don't want to have jack nicholson and to say you have to bridges left. all three branches are complicity in the erosion of our liberty and the target of your concern. we have not talked much about that. would do you think about the accord's? >> guest: met me be clear. i am glad you read the passage but there's a lot of stuff in the book and some who really do and opinions. [laughter] but here is the problem. one of the things that you know, is president bush although the patron act gave him all sorts of powers to do surveillance, he wanted more therefore he started the national security agency without going to congress that terrorist surveillance program going on for several years before that near times exposed this was going on because people in the agency were so troubled they had all of this power it was secret nobody knew they were doing. a terrible problem. when that was exposed, congress the president went to congress and said they said okay and actually gave him a little more power than he claimed for himself.

>> and this movie will focus on rise to power as a gangster while serving as an informant, jack nicholson'sracter was based on this character. >>> the parents talk to wjz a day after their courtroom win against the state. >>> and fighting bullies in a baltimore school, find out the person who's behind an emotional new program. check in for more on these stories coming up at 6:00 now. >> still to come tonight on wjz's eyewitness news, the controversial vaccine being recommended for girls is now being recommended ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, when it comes to drinking coffee, it may be a good thing. 20% lower -- of developing cancer. drinking decaffeinated -- >>> federal health advisors are believing that a vaccine given to girls should be given to boys. the shots protect against a sexually transmitted virus. >>> susie silver thought it was in her son's best interest to have him vaccinated against the human papillomavirus. >> making sure that he stays safe, making sure the women he's with in the future are safe. >> now a government panel is recommending all 11 and 12-year- old boys receive the vaccination t

but sonya maur mick -- nicholson died after being trapped inside. >> reporter: last year, the federaln administration posed tighter restrictions. it resulted -- previously it resulted in deaths of 88 people. >> reporter: he was friends with passengers from portugal and australia. >> all new yorkers feel for this family. and we wish it had not happened. >> reporter: the ntsb says the fact that the chopper remained intact, should help them understand exactly what happened. in new york, drew levinson, wjz eyewitness news. >> now, dudley was uninjured. the three surviving passengers are all in the hospital. >>> another day of fiery protests in the heart of new york, as hundreds of protestors autopsied wall street. and today, they have reinforcements. >>> vic, those protestors are now getting help from powerful unions and community organizations. they're getting support from organized labor and community groups, including the transit workers union and move on.org. demonstrators began 19 days ago, in lower manhattan, as people protested what they're calling a culture of greed on wall street

i'm their number one -- after jack nicholson, so to speak. >> can you play as well? >> i couldn't skate with a gun to my head. >> you can certainly write and certainly sing. this cd showcases your musicianship as a guitarist. >> there's a good bit of guitar on there. i'm proudest of the song writing. it continues to improve. that's the whole point. >> tell us about the song "threaten me with heaven." >> i wrote that with amy and two other fellows. will was the guy that was responsible for getting the four of us together to write. and we wrote that song and unfortunately after i recorded it, will took his own life. >> did you see that coming? >> it was -- as hard as it was, it didn't surprise you. >> people battle their demons, don't they? >> yeah. >> the album is not just all about that sort of thing. although there's another friend as well. your daughter sings on that one. >> she does, yeah. >> tell us about that song. >> my daughter, corrina, she's 10. in the fifth grade. she loves music. she's all the time asking me to play something on the cd player. bless you. >

. >> does jack nicholson creep in. >> yes. >> was he -- does he leave with the -- i actually like the you lead your life and it's incredibly admirable and i've always thought that. and it may not make me in the majority but that doesn't matter. if you're going to go the other way and lead the way -- >> every book anyone's ever read. he's the most intelligent box of fireworks they're walked the earth. >> how would you like to be remembered? if you could write your own tombstone, your own epitaph. >> i'd like to erase some of my children's memories of me and boost the good ones. how i'd like to be remembered? listen, i don't want to be remembered angry but i'm willing to continue being angry about a few things. >> what about i'm still angry? >> it's time for my kids. i don't care if i don't remember it, i don't think. i'm totally willing to believe there's a god but when someone tells me there's a god it's is same as telling me there's not a god. i'm happy with the mystery. i think it will all go black and i don't really care and i just want my kids to be happy and my friends have a goo

but sonya maur-nicholson, who was sill celebrating with her family, died after being trapped inside. >> reporter: last year, they proposed tighter safety regulations for helicopters. over a 14-year period, there were 75 commercial helicopter accidents in the united states. those resulted in the deaths of 88 people. >> reporter: fellow pilots call dudley an experienced flyer. he was friends with the passengers who were in from portugal and australia. >> all new yorkers feel for this family. and we wish it had not happened. >> reporter: the ntsb said the fact that the chopper was intact, should help them understand what happened. in new york, drew levinson, wjz eyewitness news. >> dudley was not injured. the three surviving passengers are all in the hospital. >> a small, disorganized protest in new york, turned into something much bigger. some of the city's most powerful unions are joining in the occupy wall street demonstrations. protestors insist that wall street's greed led to the nation's economic collapse. and they want lawmakers in washington held responsible for their role, too.

sonya nicholson, who was celebrating her 40th birthday with her family, died after being trapped insideear, the federal aviation administration posed tighter safety regulations for helicopters. the faa says over a 14-year period, there were 75 commercial helicopter accidents in the united states. as a result, 88 people died. >> fellow pilots called dudley an experienced flyer. he was friends with the passengers who were in from portugal and australia. >> all new yorkers feel for this family. and we wish it had not happened. >> reporter: the ntsb said the fact that the chopper remained intact, should help them understand exactly what happened. >> reporter: a weather- reporting station at nearby la guardia airport, reported wind gusts up to 20 miles an hour, around the time of that crash. >> the pilot was uninjured. the surviving three passengers are all in the hospital. >> the search for a missing baby girl from missouri continues tonight. 10-month-old lisa erwin was reporting missing from her kansas city home around 4:00 yesterday morning. that's when her dad came home from work and not

we don't want to have jack nicholson attacked -- all three branches are complicity if you will in the liberty and target if you're concerned. talk about that tangentially what do you think about the court's? >> guest: let me be clear i'm glad you read the passage but there's a lot of stuff in the book and some judges who give several opinions in the were accidental -- [laughter] here's the problem. let me give you an example. one of the things that happened as you also know, president bush even though the patriot act had given him all sorts of powers he could use to do surveillance and other things he wanted more and therefore he started the national security agency without going to congress. the terrorist surveillance program. what went on for several years before the exposed this is what is actually going on. he said people within the agency or so troubled by the fact they had all this power and was secret and nobody knew what they were doing and it was a terrible problem. so it was exposed. congress again agreed the president went to congress which he should have done in the first

yes based on 2003 movie, jack nicholson and sandler. he's coming back to the small screen., particularly when charlie hasn't been the most stable of celebrities. the last several months. he is coming back. fx airs repeats of "two and a half men" another network gambling on charlie sheen. >> he is a big star. i do like re-runs on fx. >> a great show. >> some one that could use anger management training. michael lohan arrested again, second time in two days. take a look at the video from tmz. this is in florida. he apparently tried to escape from the police. he jumped three stories, got stuck in a tree. he had to go not only to jail but also to the hospital. because he apparently really hurt his foot. he jumped from the third floor balcony of his hotel room into the tree and see him being dragged away from police. again video courtesy of who else, tmz, always seeming to be there when the lohans are breaking down. >> every other day. i have been harsh about lindsay on the show. the more i see the famil all in the genes. i am sympathetic. you have some insight into how crazy he

more than an hour later, divers pulled the body of sonya mara nicholson to the surface and rushed hershore. she was pronounced dead at the scene. the group was celebrating her 40th birthday. so what went wrong? the ntsb is already on the scene investigating. >> we'll be looking at the human, machine, environment, we talked about the pilot. machine, looking at engines how it was equipped. >> reporter: it was a tragic day that could have been so much worse. when the bell 206 plunged into the east river moments after takeoff. it will be several months before investigators come up with a final cause for this crash but they may have a pretty good idea much sooner than that. the pilot in this case was not seriously hurt and has already had a chance to give his perspective on what went so tragically wrong over the east river. for abc news in new york i'm jim dolan. >>> sad story there. another dangerous dust storm has rolled through the arizona desert and this time it triggered three deadly pileups. the crashes on interstate 10 involved more than 20 cars. one man was killed. more than a doze

we don't want to have jack nicholson attack you still have two branches left. all three branches are complicity come if you will come in your erosion or liberty and the target of your concern. we haven't talked about the court tangentially. what you to give the courts? >> guest: let me be clear. i'm glad you read the passage, but there is lot in the book and there are some judges who give rise to the location and several opinions i think are admirable. >> host: and agree with you. >> guest: of course. [laughter] here's the problem, let me give you an example. one of the things that happened as you also know, president bush -- even though the patriot act to defend him all sorts of powers to the surveillance and other things -- he wanted more and he started the national security searches without going to congress. >> host: the surveillance program. >> guest: terror surveillance program and that went on for years before "the new york times" exposed what was going on jack goldsmith said because people in the agency were troubled by the fact they have all this power

. >> reporter: pilot paul dudley and passengers harriett nicholson and helen tomocy are seen clinging to the helicopter gear. dudley swam alone in the middle of the river before firefighter robert lopez was able to reach him. >> he was in distress and seemed to be in shock but saying, at the same time, someone else was left in the helicopter. >> reporter: first responders pulled three passengers out of the water, transporting them to nearby hospitals, as the search continued for the fourth. >> there is one female passenger not accounted for. >> reporter: sonya mara was found an hour later, trapped inside the fuselage. michelle miller, cbs news, new york. >> joining us is laer seras who jumped into the water moments after the crash and jason gregory who helped in the rescue. you come up on the scene. you get the call. luckily you happen to be somewhat close to the helipad down on 34th street. when you first arrive what do you see and how do you process it? >> when we first arrived, there was a lot of people pointing in the direction of the helicopter and we had a lot of equipment that