. >> if you're wondering what nick calderon will be doing in 25 years, it's this. on thanksgiving. >> this guy doesn't believe it. he's going all the way to the front, because he's thinking, wow, lucky me, i'm the only guy in the lot. how the [ bleep ] did the people, workers, get here? walk? he's getting out and trying the door. >> you can't blame these people, though. >> yes, you can! it's thanksgiving! >> no, no. some stores are open. you have to pull in the parking lot and have that mom or aunty, stop by and get some ice. can you swing by and get more butter? >> now she's wondering why the store is dark and nobody's there, but still doesn't catch on. this guy's getting out. >> next person starts getting out of the car and we get some of his mocking. ♪ i'm the only guy in the parking lot ♪ ♪ and i don't understand why the store is dark ♪ >> nick calderon, right? >> this is nick. >> i do find great pleasure in the stupidity of others. >> that's two in the matter of a minute. >> pulling a fast one on mom during thanksgiving may not be the smartest choice. >> takes