next week, we'll be joined be artie lange, nick dipaolo, the winner of "dancing with the stars," and's get an update from our national unfriend day tote board. look at those numbers. go, chewbacca. what is the number? [ applause ] cory? go ahead and read that number. >> that's 50,951. >> jimmy: perfectly done! [ applause ] national unfriend day, obviously, is sweeping the land. it's become a major holiday. even better than arbor day, i think. and here now to celebrate it, in song, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the one and only biz markie. ♪ >> hey, man. your facebook friends are so lame and their profile pictures, they're hucking their moms. >> jimmy: your friends are so lame, when they take a personality quiz, it says "get one." >> okay. your facebook friends are so lame, they changed their profile picture more than they change their underwear. what? >> whoa, whoa, whoa. your facebook friends are so lame, when they change their relationship status, they put it to "i'm going to die a virgin." >> you got to just unfriend them all, man. i got a little story to tell you. ♪ have