nick kroll and angeline lily. our show in the heart of hollywood, home away from home for visitors around the world. we love the foreigners who come to see us, especially the young ones back stacking through the state on a budget, sometimes they stay at a youth hostel down the street, the walk of fame backpackers hostel, beds go for roughly $40 a night. you share a room, a bathroom, a share, you share your hopes and dreams, maybe even an std, who knows what you might share. every now and then we like to give a pair of bleary-eyed young people who are staying at the hostel a chance to compete for a free upgrade to a luxurious hollywood hotel suite. that said it's time to play "hostel la vista, baby." cousin sal? >> what's happening? >> jimmy: why are you dressed like that? >> sal: shut and up read the rules. >> jimmy: those pants are at least four inches too long, right? >> sal: 7 1/2. >> jimmy: if you count each leg it's 8. >> sal: i'll walk away. >> jimmy: let's start with the young lady. your name is andrea? >>

you're crazy.friend nick kroll, everybody!s so much for having me. [ laughter ] >> seth: how are things going? >> things are good. things feel -- there is a lightness to the country right now, right. >> seth: yeah. very effervescent. >> yeah -- there's this feeling -- i think people feel heard. [ laughter ]tionust feellike everything feels good. and, in fact, around the world, i think every un le b like every country in the world is in their own bathroom with a shotgun in their mouth. [ laughter ] but, you know, i was with my friend dennis rodman recently in north korea. [ laughter ] and we were -- i was just doing some advance work. >> seth: sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> but i was thinking about it like really the moment that, like, whatever you say about trump, i do weirdly think there is something about north korea, that he did -- that fire and fury thing, i feel like kim jong-un was like, "oh, okay -- oh, you psycho like me, okay." [ laughter ] "okay, you want to jerk off in a maserati and drive off a cliff? okay." [ laughter

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tonight, nick kroll from "ant-man and the wasp," evangeline lilly, and music from ne-yo.are, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thank you for joining us on another roller coaster of a day i

nick kroll, erica ash, welcome back. what are y'all doing over there?the ball. >> i'm not feeling insecure that my ball is smaller than hers at all. >> it's a morning show, nick. but you did a show with our friend jimmy kimmel. >> yes. >> you had a little wardrobe malfunction and i want to ask about this. let's take a look first of all. wait a minute, nick. >> on defense and i got kyrie. i got kyrie and like, i'm hitting the ground and oh, just fully split my pants. i fully just split my pants. >> that is brilliant. >> yeah. >> that's brilliant. >> thank you. >> you can't write that. >> no. >> that's like a real thing. >> yeah. >> what were you attempting to do? >> i was trying to get low to show how i played defense against kyrie and my pants split wide open. and it was terrible, but i was trying to show, because i had a layup against kyrie, he tried to block it in the movie. he failed and so i was, like, all right. i think i can "d" him up, and just a spoiler alert. he did manage to get past me. >> we still don't know how. we're figuring that out but

tomorrow night the very funny nick kroll will be here.d we'll have music from ne-yo. and i have another album i want to mention. this is from our announcer dicky barrett and his mighty mighty -- boss toes or bosstones? >> however you want to pronounce it. >> jimmy: the mighty mighty bosstones, the album is called "while we're at it." available on itunes, amazon. as dicky told me, it's available at good record stores. our guests tonight are two of the eight funniest people in the world. they have a friendship that spans over 30 years and a new comedy special called "an evening you will forget for the rest of your life." >> let me say what an honor it is to be standing next to a man who as novelist, playwright, musician, composer, and legendary comedian. >> let me say what an honor it is to be standing next to the man who is standing next to that man. [ laughter ] >> steve, of all the people i have a fake show business relationship with, i feel fake closest to you. >> aww, buddy. >> jimmy: "an evening you will forget for the rest of your li

we are back to work with steve martin and martin short, jeff goldblum, nick kroll, drew barrymore, jermainely and david harbour. music from granger smith, the record company, ne-yo, and andrea bocelli. and on monday, the results of my one-on-one basketball matchup with the human vomit known as ted cruz. please join us for that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest's rocket-like rise to fame over the past year proves that some talented people are just a grapefruit and a groupon away from being a star. on monday, she hosts "the mtv movie and tv awards." please welcome tiffany haddish. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. you look fantastic. >> thank you, so do you. >> jimmy: how's your wife? >> my wife is good, how's your life? >> jimmy: my life is good, everything's fine. >> have you been stretching? you ready to rip on this crew? >> jimmy: i haven't stretched enough. >> you need to stretch. >> jimmy: i don't know how to stretch. >> bend over, touch your toe. >> jim:s it?pe>> on your legs t to the right, to the left, to the right. >> jimmy: are you a stretcher? >> i'm a stretcher,

tonight -- nick kroll, democratic nominee for governor of georgia, stacey abrams, star of "the bold typee, les get to the ws. the supreme court today upheld president trump's travel ban on seven primarily muslim nations. trough, i think they should only uphold the ban ip can name l

. >> jimmy kimmel live, nick krol kroll. ne-yo. >> we appreciate your time.a daetz. for spencer christian and mindi. ♪ this is "jeopardy!" here are today's contestants -- a novelist and teacher from long beach, california... an insurance underwriter from east boston, massachusetts... and our returning champion, a secondary school teacher from new westminster, british columbia, canada... whose 1-day cash winnings total... and now here is the host of "jeopardy!" -- alex trebek! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, johnny. hi, everyone. you would think that because a great deal of our material on "jeopardy!" is about the united states, that a player from canada, a foreigner, ali hasan, would be at a disadvantage. but yesterday, he was the only one who came up with the correct response in final jeopardy! -lindsay and tyler, be warned. -[ chuckles ] let's go to work. what are the categories that await you? mm. things that happened... then it's... [ laughter ] ali, start us. good-lookin' title word, $200. tyler. -what is pretty? -that's it. title word for $400.