some of our favorite new species, this noseless monkey that scientists nicknamed stubby.n elvis-like pompadour. maybe he'll explain all those extra sightings of the king. researchers have also found a lizard population made up entirely of females. i know what you're thinking. you need males to get baby lizards. but that is quite simply not the case, as these lady lizards reproduce by cloning themselves. and then there is a vibrantly spotted newt that has nothing to do with the 2012 election. and finally, for all you tree-loving hippies out there, we have a new mascot for you, the psychedelic gecko. i can hear ben & jerry's whipping up an ice cream flavor as we speak. these brightly colored little guys live on massive boulders about 12 miles off the coast of vietnam. pretty colorful, huh? looking at some of these species, it's clear that even mother nature does have a sense of humor. >>> straight ahead, you've heard of capitalism and you've even been told you live in a capitalist country. we'll tear a page out of the "greedy bastard$!" glossary to tell you about one of the