and by the way, instead of sending your resume, you sent an exotic photo, shall we say, of nicolas cageby the way, can we check in with mr. cage just again? >> i was a little drunk. plus, i was horny. >> thank you. as for you, vaness ayou may not have gotten the job but you've now attachad . >>> widespread short fallout from the penn state report with top school officials accused of child sex abuse cover-up. could more criminal charges follow. outrage over u.s. olympic uniforms made in china. one lawmaker says we should burn them all. and two wheels full throttle the motorcycle rider who made this video this morning is a wanted man. and you are going to see it. get your air sickness bag because man i'm telling you you can't look at that screen too long. welcome everybody. welcome to early start. i'm ashleigh banfield. >> good morning. i'm alina cho bringing the news from a to c. >> so weird. we have the alphabet all mixed up. >> anger, sadness and overwhelming shame at penn state. a scathing report conducted by a former director of the fbi, leaving the school and its legendary coaches s

tonight we're adding the old nicolas cage resume mix-up. this is possibly my favorite story of the day. a young lady in toronto noticed a job posting for an administrative assistant and decided to inquire about it via e-mail. dear kelly, she wrote. i found your ad at the career center the other day. i was wouldn'tering if it was still available. i've attached my resume and cover letter for your consideration. regard, vanessa. so far, so good, right? nice letter there, polite. not overdone. here's the problem. instead of attaching the zip file containing her resume and cover letter, she attached a photo of nicolas cage. a particularly kind of -- well, crazy kind of looking photo of nicolas cage. even by nicolas cage standards. a photo this woman apparently saved on her computer. i'm the first one to say what good are computers if you don't use them to store unsettling photographs of nicolas cage? mixing the files? that doesn't live up to the cag standard. >> it's all alphabetical. you just put it in the right file. according to alphabetical

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and instead of your resume, you actually sent an exotic photo, shall we say, of nicolas cage. age just again? >> i was a little drunk. plus, i was horny. >> thank you. don't despair. you've now attached to a cageful of fun on the riduculist. >>> another edition of "360" at 10:00 p.m. eastern. >>> tonight, the interview everyone's talking about. >> i've never allowed anybody to ask me the questions you're asking. now the a-list defense attorney who got robert blake bailed and quit the case, tom mesereau, tells me about his client and what he thought of the interview. >>> plus, penn state blasted for not protecting child victims. i'll talkpaterno's lies forever tarnished his legacy. two of my favorite guests return. we'll mix it up over president obama's naacp absence. and on this -- [ booing ] plus, from newsman to newsroom, why dan rather says the hbo drama gets it absolutely right. and funny man john littquisimo. >> it saddens me they would treat them this way. >> this is "piers morgan tonight." my extraordinary interview with robert blake. he was controversial. a bit on the e

first one to say what good are computers if you don't use them to store unsettling photographs of nicolas cageor yourself or whatever? but mixing up the files? that doesn't live up to the cage standard. >> how could somebody misfile something? what could be easier? it's all alphabetical. you just put it in the right file according to alphabetical order! a, b, c. d, e, f. g, h, i, j. k, l, m, n, o. p, q, r, s, t, u, v. x, y, z. that's all you have to do! >> very simple. can we put that e-mail up again? i just want to get another look at the photo. what do you think was going through his mind when that photo was taken? >> i was a little drunk. plus, i was horny. >> okay. that settled that. believe it or not, though, it's not the first time that kind of resume mix-up has happened. i did some digging and found this. dear anderson cooper. i've been watching you for years and particularly enjoy your work on loveline and celebrity rehab. it would be a great honor to work for you, provided you don't mind that i'm rather gassy. i've attached my resume for your consideration. sincerely, kevin. and this

how nicolas cage may have cost one recent college grad a job.oming up your word of the day all scrambled up. can you figure out what it is? stick around for the answer. we see it now then it goes away for the break. i have no idea. maybe ainsley does. stick around. >> it's now 2 minutes until the top of the hour as we take a look at the good, the bad and the ugly. first, the good. the lifeguard that made national headlines after he was fired for leaving his designated area to go save a man's life is being offered a new job. florida's water park legoland making tomas lopez an offer to come work there. the park also offering jobs to the nine other lifeguards to quit in support of lopez. next, the bad. two window washers dangling from the 42nd floor of this new york city high rise. something went terribly wrong and they were stuck there for over an hour. they weren't injured. that's good news. finally, the ugly. a big resume oops for a college student at york university in toronto. she mistakenly attached a picture of nicolas cage to a job applicat

shall we say, of nicolas cage. we can check in with mr. cage just again? >> i was a little drunk. plus, i was horny. >> thank you. don't despair. you might not have gotten the job but you've now attached to a >>> next, the u.s. deficit on track today to hit $1 million in just a few months. we are driving off a cliff at full speed. when will congress do something about it? and new questions about when mitt romney actually left his ceo job at bain. we fact-check it. does it add up? the democrats are asking for more information about his career. we talk to joe paterno's son jay about the freeh report and his father's legacy. that's "outfront" tonight. let's go. >>> good evening, i'm erin burnett. a damsel in distress. remember that, tied to the train track, helpless, her only hope is that she's rescued before she is flattened, destroyed, ripped to bits, like a penny on the train track. makes me think of the aflac ad. the government added another $60 billion to the deficit in june. so the grand total on money that we've borrowed so far this fiscal year is $904 billion. the real headli

actually sent an exotic photo, shall we say, of nicolas cage. we can check in with mr. cage just again? >> i was a little drunk. plus, i was horny. >> thank you. don't despair. you've now attached to a cageful of fun on the riduculist. >>> another edition of "360" at 10:00 p.m. eastern. >>> tonight, the interview everyone's talking about. >> i've never allowed anybody to ask me the questions you're asking. now the a-list defense attorney who got robert blake bailed and quit the case, tom mesereau, tells me about his client and what he thout of the interview. >>> plus, penn state blasted for not protecting child victims. i'll talkpaterno's lies forever tarnished his legacy. two of my favorite guests return. we'll mix it up over president obama's naacp absence. and on this -- [ booing ] plus, from newsman to newsroom, why dan rather says the hbo drama gets it absolutely right. and funny man john littquisimo. >> it saddens me they would treat them this way. >> this is "piers morgan tonight." my extraordinary interview with robert blake. he was controversial. a bit on the e

like, i sound like a bad nicolas cage. >> actually, i thought it was keanu. >> jimmy: but here's yourbuss. and that's what they call a gat. they're for two different kinds of assassins in the world of "looper." and you can see in my face is that, like, i was wearing three hours of prosthetics. every morning, i'd go to makeup, and three hours later come out with my face looking a little bit like bruce willis'. >> jimmy: really? >> uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's pretty good. i can see that. that's pretty good. you purse your lips like him a little bit, too. >> well, yeah. you got to sell it. you know what i mean? yeah. ♪ figaro golden wine coolers ♪ ♪ ♪ golden wine coolers my, my, my, my ♪ >> jimmy: you're too young, but he used to do these seagram ads. i know. he did a seagram's ad a long time ago. it was actually -- it was cool. i want to talk about this because i'm a huge fan of this website that you are a part of. hitrecord.org. you're actually releasing a record. >> that's right. that's right. well, hitrecord, it's, like -- it's this thing we've been doing for years now. yo

instead of attaching a resume to a job application, a woman attached this photo of a wild eyed nicolas cagenames but it doesn't seem to be scaring off potential employers. the mistake is making her an internet sensation. >> i don't think they're going to get nic cage as the person to show up to work. >> that would be interesting employment opportunities. >> that would. >> it would. >> all right. he's the only cabinet member ever to be held in contempt of congress and now, attorney general eric holder faces another first. he could become the first attorney general to actually lose his law license. >> william lejunesse has the latest developments from los angeles. good morning. >> well, you know, formal complaint was filed last week with the washington bar association of which holder is a member. filed by two blogers who have written extensively on fast & furious, it alleges that the attorney general violated the rules of conduct when he was found in contempt of congress for not complying with a house oversight committee subpoena. it claims that he violated the ethics code "engaging in conduc

nicolas from "four paws" all the way from ukraine via skype. have nastia and mom been reunited? >> not yet. there's absolutely no doubt nastia knows her mother is in the cageext to her. sadly, that's not the case for the mother. we've flown in experts. we've showed videos to analyze the behavior. everyone agrees that in the kur current situation to get them to reunite will be much, much too dangerous. we've right at this very moment started to construct a new facility in ukraine. >> tell us about the facility you're building for them. >> it's an area which is a natural forest. we'll have climbing facilities and many places to hide. the main point for us is we construct a segmented area for both bears, so we can test reuniting the two. both will have a very suitable life for themselves. >> when do you hope to have them in this new sanctuary? >> we plans are we can move them within september. >> last time we talked about nastia, we found out her mom may have been pregnant. >> sadly, but true, we do not yet know whether the mother is pregnant or not. >> are you all just heartbroken over the fact that right now you just can't put mother and cub back together?