tonight -- tim allen, nicole byer, and music from maggie rose. with cleto and the cletones., jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you all of you for coming. i'm happy you're here. we are beaming to your home from our weather center here in hollywood where we had a better night than expected. right? >> guillermo: yeah, it was better, thank god. >> jimmy: the winds weren't as strong as they were predicted to be, though they said they could pick up again next week. you know, i read somewhere that breathing the air in some areas of l.a. right now is the equivalent to smoking ten cigarettes a day. so, i've been smoking. ten cigarettes a day. [ laughter ] why not? the air quality actually isn't as bad as i imagined it would be. if you're wondering, this is how we monitor the air quality in hollywood. the tmz tour bus that goes all around here has gone from windows up to windows down. [ laughter ] it's the only measurement you can trust. [ laughter ] some other good news,

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tomorrow night, we'll be joined by tim allen and nicole byer, with music from maggie rose. please join us. our first guest is just the man we need at a time like this. he's one of the funniest guys in the whole world, with a new stand-up comedy special. "drop dead years" premieres march 14th on hulu, and on march 10th, he makes his broadway debut in "glengarry glen ross." please welcome bill burr. >> thank you. >> jimmy: good to see you, you had to evacuate your home? >> yes, like most people. i got lucky and winds moved, but the fire was coming. i got lucky and i think everybody did a great job, unlike the internet. >> jimmy: right? >> all these fire experts, why didn't you fly a helicopter into the ocean? i don't know, it was ones [ bleep ] winds, you want to do that, you lunatic? this was mismanaged. >> jimmy: the big word. >> like some idiot on the internet knows how to manage the worst fire in l.a., sitting in his underwear. looking at footage on the internet, i have determined this here was mismanaged. >> jimmy: you know about helicopters because i remember, interesti