you might even fight a nigga or two. mm-mm, bitch! [audience laughing...]r[]er?! huh?! hey, can you stop yelling at me, please? no, i can't stop yelling! 'cause that's how i talk! you ain't never seen my movies?! juice? that was a good one. deep blue sea?! they ate me! a []ing shark ate me! drink, bitch! jurassic park?! samuel jackson! it's my beer! yes, they deserved to die! and i hope they burn in hell! [audience laughs and applauds] man: dave chappelle...! [cheering and applause...] chappelle: oh, that's right. that's right. that is right! yeah! [cheering and applause...] that's right! what's up, y'all? welcome back... oh! come on, now, calm down. we don't have that much time. oh-ho... [cheering and applause...] thank you. yes, ladies and gentlemen... you are seeing correctly. i am smoking on television. i am smoking indoors. you know why? because i didn't vote for bloomberg. [laughter and applause] those of you across the nation who don't know who bloomberg is,