, "not safe with nikki glaser," tuesday night, comedy central. be right back with miranda lambert! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live cc1 test message cc1 test message >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank hugh grant, nikki glaser, "nightline" is next but first, here with the song ?vice? by miranda lambert! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? sting of the needle dropping on a vinyl neon singer with a jukebox title full of heartbreak ? ? thirty-three forty-five seventy-eight gotta play it twice ? ? another vice all dressed up in a pretty black label sweet salvation on a ? ? dining room table waiting on me where the numb meets the lonely ? another vice another call ? ? another bed i shouldn't crawl out of at 7 am with shoes in my hand said i wouldn't do it ? ? but i did it again and i know i'll be back tomorrow night oh ? ? i'll wear a town like a leather jacket when the new wears off i don't even pack it ? ? if you need me i'll be where my reputation don't precede me ? ma

with nikki glaser" on comedy central. the host of the program comedian nikki glaser is here. then this is her new single. it's called ?vice? the return of miranda lambert to the samsung stage. you can see her tomorrow night at the greek theater in l.a. and friday night at the verizon amphitheater in irvine. tomorrow, morgan freeman will be here, chef steve martorano is going to cook and we'll have music from young the giant. our first guest tonight is the star of many memorable movies, weddings, funerals and dia you name it. his latest with meryl streep is "florence foster jenkins." it opens august 12th. place say hello to hugh grant! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice to meet you. very good to have you here. >> it's lovely to be here. you're very welcoming. >> thank you, thank you. >> i've always wondered, are you -- if an english person, an english golfer, an english middle-aged golfer thinks of kimmel, firstly of course they think of you. very soon after that they think of that disgusting liqueur. do you say liqueur or liquor? >> jimmy: we say liqueur. >> get af

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not safe with nikki glaser? airs tuesday nights at 10:30 on comedy central. please say hello to nikki glaser. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm so good. >> jimmy: i really like your dress, i would wear something like that if i was a woman. >> that's always a good compliment from a man. >> jimmy: have people said that before? >> i don't know. i feel like they, do like guys -- if you have guys pick out your outfit it's something with holes in it. where they can see parts of you. >> jimmy: yeah, we like to see parts, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's human nature. >> it is. >> jimmy: there's nothing wrong with it. you know, you're doing this. >> the last time i saw you, you but it's been the highlight of my life. >> jimmy: i remember meeting you. when did i make an omelette? >> i was driving with doug benson to a gig. we picked up some comedian at your place. and you made me -- you were like, do you want anything to eat? you were in a robe. you probably weren't but i picture you in a robe. you made me an omelette, a white -- egg white omelette,

, "not safe with nikki glaser," tuesday night, comedy central.y: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. for senate, a clear difference. katie mcginty: for background checks, for banning assault weapons, and banning high-capacity ammunition clips. and pat toomey? against an assault weapons ban and against banning high capacity ammo clips like those used in the orlando massacre. listen to pat toomey brag: "i have had a perfect record with the nra." pat toomey gets an "a" from the nra. he's not for you. senate majority pac is responsible for the content of this advertising. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank hugh grant, nikki glaser, thanks to britney spears. apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next but first, here with the song "vice" by miranda lambert! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ sting of the needle dropping on a vinyl neon singer with a jukebox title full of heartbreak ♪ ♪ thirty-three forty-five seventy-eight when it hurts

, "not safe with nikki glaser," tuesday night, comedy central.immy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. ♪ sweet cinnamon-sugar on the outside, crazy on the inside. crave those crazy squares. well at least he's wearing shoes. well done champ. get gooey, flaky, happy. toaster strudel. enis really built into theat foundation of the company. whole foods market is engaged with pg&e on many levels, to really reduce energy and reduce our environmental footprint. for a customer like whole foods, saving energy means helping our environment, and we can be a part of that. helping customers save energy is a very important part of what pg&e does. we can pass those savings on to the environment, the business, and the community. pg&e really is an expert in saving energy, and that partnership is extremely exciting. together, we're building a better california. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank hugh grant, nikki glaser, thanks to britney spears. apologies to matt damon, we did run ou

tonight, hugh grant, comedian nikki glaser, britney spears, and music from miranda lambert with cleto now, not so fast -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watchinging. thanks to all of you for coming.

tonight, hugh grant, comedian nikki glaser, britney spears, and music from miranda lambert with cleto and the cletones. and now, not so fast -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thanks for joining my group thing.

tonight, hugh grant, comedian nikki glaser, britney spears, and music from miranda lambert with cletond the cletones. and now, not so fast -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thanks for joining my group thing.

tonight, hugh grant, comedian nikki glaser, britney spears, and music from miranda lambert with cleto and the cletones. and now, not so fast -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming.

tonight, hugh grant, comedian nikki glaser, britney spears, and music from miranda lambert with cleto and the cletones. and now, not so fast -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming.

tonight, hugh grant, comedian nikki glaser, britney spears, and music from miranda lambert with cleto and the cletones. and now, not so fast -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thanks for joining my group thing.

tonight, hugh grant, comedian nikki glaser, britney spears, and music from miranda lambert with cleto and the cletones. and now, not so fast -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thanks for joining my group thing.

tonight, hugh grant, comedian nikki glaser, britney spears, and music from miranda lambert with cleto and the cletones. and now, not so fast -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thanks for joining my group thing.

tonight, hugh grant, comedian nikki glaser, britney spears, and music from miranda lambert with cletos. and now, not so fast -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thanks for joining my group

tonight, hugh grant, comedian nikki glaser, britney spears, and music from miranda lambert with cleto and the cletones. and now, not so fast -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thanks for joining my group thing.

his guests tonight, hugh grant, nikki glaser and music from miranda lambert. >>> and "action news" continuesrow at 4:30. for cecily, ducis, jim gardner and the entire "action news" team i'm monica malpass. make it a good night tonight. ♪

tomorrow night, salma hayek will grouplove, and later this week, hugh grant, morgan freeman, nikki glaser, steve martorano, and music from miranda lambert and young the giant. please join us for all of that. our audience knows this. it tables a special kind of man to play jack ryan, captain kirk, and prince charming and you are about to see that specialness up close and in person. his new thriller "hell or high water," opens in theaters august 12th, please welcome chris pine! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how's it going? >> really great. >> jimmy: you've had a crazy busy few weeks. you're in all the movies that are out now, right? >> all of them. i'm in "star trek," which was out last week. [ cheers and applause ] check it out if you haven't, please. >> jimmy: you're playing wonder woman's boyfriend. >> i am. [ cheers and applause ] did you see the trailer? >> jimmy: it's great. >> it's really good. >> jimmy: i even tweeted about it, i liked it so much. i have to say wonder woman was never my favorite comic character. but i love the new w takes a very strong man to go from i'm capta

tonight's guests are actor hugh grant and comedian nikki glaser. >> that will do it for this editionws. look for breaking news on twitter. - (voiceover) get ready as we pursue your laughs by swinging into action and showering you with gags. and it's all just for laughs gags! in this first gag, our prankster swings from construction worker to destruction worker.

mark consuelos, nikki glaser, steve martorano, and we will have music from kelsea ballerini, grouplove, miranda lambert, and young the giant. please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a multi-talented fellow who has oscar and golden globe his new drama, "little men," opens in theaters a week from tomorrow. please welcome greg kinnear. ? [ cheers and applause ] im is this your own hair or hair that belongs to a character you are playing? >> matt damon's backstage and he's pissed, okay? try owl your jokes out right now because he's coming out here. he's rocking up dana white back stage. he's serious. >> jimmy: i'm glad he's not crazy glued to you, that must have been the worst weeks of your whole life. >> matt and i did a movie called "stuck on you," it was during that phase when they were making >> jimmy: i wonder if that will come back around. >> yeah, well, it's a cyclical cycle. and it was brought to my attention the other day, that the person who separated us was dr. ben carson. no kidding. that's absolutely true. >> jimmy: dr. ben carson. yea

tonight's guests are actor hugh grant and comedian nikki glaser. >> that will do it for this editionreaking news on twitter. this is the "jeopardy!" college championship. for the deciding game, here are the three finalists -- a junior at the university of southern california from bethesda, maryland... whose cash winnings yesterday total... [ cheers and applause ] a sophomore at the university of california, berkeley, originally from boise, idaho... whose cash winnings total... [ cheers and applause ] and a senior at the university of pittsburgh from jamison, pennsylvania... who won $22,001 yesterday. and now here is the host of "jeopardy!" -- alex trebek! [ cheers and applause ] hey, thank you, johnny. hey, exciting moment, right? it's been a long, long time since we've gone into the deciding day of a championship with three players so evenly matched. look at those scores! as you know, they will be added to today's total to determine our champion. good luck. here we go. keep it going as well as you did yesterday. here are the categories... oh... next... notice the spelling of "whirle