nikolai baskov. most positive: morning mail with nikolai baskel. tomorrow on rtr. it is for you? well, did you get enough sleep? gentlemen, just a moment, attention. today is a big day, a big holiday. for friends, and this is your old acquaintance, that same scoundrel, oh, quietly, quietly, what are you, he understands everything, well, yes, of course , well, forgive me, please forgive me, forgive me, you like it with us, yes, oh , quietly, yes, that you scare me all the time, i can’t, you know, it’s interesting, very interesting, but what kind of people are we, well just like one family? “i ’m ready to do everything here, walk with a rake, clean cages, and wash horses, they offer you a room, agree, please, and i ’ll be your assistant, maybe in a dress with sparkles, oh, you didn’t understand me at all, circus - this is not a hobby for me, it’s very serious for life, it’s good, you agree, well , let’s go, let’s see, let’s go , let’s go, hello, hello, how do you know her, and this is my flatmate, and i ’ll show you now, you know, mommy, meet me, mommy, we’ve already met, of course, from the circus fyodor yaromalaev, hello, yes, yes, oh, feroplant, hello, please sit down. thank you, how do you feel, don’t ask, snakes, elephants , scientists, chickens, no, just think, people have a service as a service, let’s take for example, the cracking of fish heads. so everything is in place, there is an accountant sitting in the accounting department, there is a trisk in this very tin can, give me punishment, you don’t smoke, you have a heart and everything else, well, anyway, yes, thank you, god forbid, my friend, work in the circus, a terrible place, believe me, yes, here... your director invites me to work in this terrible place, why do you say that a motorcycle is under the big top of a circus, but what about you? i don’t know what to think about here, my friend, you know what a circus is, it’s strength, courage, beauty, learned chickens, or , say, a rooster who is a mathematician, a scoundrel knows the multiplication table, elephants play drums, dance this , what’s her name... a polka, a butterfly , a noble, smartest, smartest animal, in general, congratulations, and what people, the team, it’s early feropich, the circus is work, it’s still a lot of work, skill, that’s it skill, ermalayev, circus artist, sounds , yes, hello, hello, petya, where have you been , petya, don’t come in, don’t call, shame on you , they were fixing, they were fixing, come on, let me, look, don’t disappear, please, okay , well, wait for me, i’ll be right back, petro, great , forgive me a moment, please, well, nikolayevich, you’re getting used to it, i’m getting used to it, it was like with my mother that i talked him out of leaving the circus, but no, you turned up here with with your motorcycle, which means it turned up, you know, well choose your words, well choose your words, just consider that under the motorcycle please, how did she become an artist, will she leave now and anyway, but wait, wait, i don’t understand anything, let me tell you in detail, sit down. be careful , be careful, you fool, what are you, oh you, stop it, why didn’t you jump through a hoop yesterday, you lazy fool, no more, stop it, so, so, you’ve been saying it since childhood, it’s yours, well , , it happens, it happens, well, father and mother say. i agree, yes, well, what about her, lena, what is known, what torments, well, keep in mind, fyodor nikolaevich, i will achieve my goal, i have you can’t reach the bottom of love, so, what is it , fyodor nikolaevich, they were suddenly cheerful... what and by the way, fyodor nikolaevich, i ’m jealous, well, please, you too, as you wish, goodbye, comrades, goodbye , yes, by the way, you ’re going for a long time, almost a month. don’t go near the tigers, you unfortunate upstart, what are you looking at, you jerk, kazimir ivanovich, he also shouted at me. and you, too, lena, are good , why are you hanging around with animals, he’ll bite off your hand , it’s all starting, well, go and report to mom, and i’ll report, well, you report it, lena, well, fool, well, today, well, little, lena, and fyodor nikolaevich, well, he, you like him, fyodor nikolaevich, of course, at least he didn’t persuade me to leave. circus, so i’ll work as an assistant in his room and we’ll leave again, well, please, today i myself mean that we’re going to get kerosene, in general we’re doing work, and not that alepursh, ale pursh, purenko, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet , that’s what you have, but the man paid off, i forgive. go to waste, cannibal, fighting for the stern, the seagull is circling, foaming, well are you doing to me? you are lena, lena, i wrote you greetings, that’s clear, i waited for answers to greetings in vain, where is my love, it ’s gnawing at my heart, apparently there’s mail in this matter. it won’t help, for what crime did you fall out of favor, you never appeared in a dream, such a crime was not mercy, you are not a fool for a vision, you are not a fool, waves are quickly rolling between us. it’s a long wait to meet you, by the way, it’s a very long time, i’ll come to your house after the flight, don’t play love with me, and don’t laugh. well please, oh, well fyodor nikolaevich, no it doesn’t work out for you, wait, dad, what about daughter, show fyodor nikolaevich a compliment, please, thank you, vasily vasilyevich, please, like you please, no, fyodor , tell me, this is not it, lena, i will never succeed, that is, if not later, i’m not this same horse and i can’t be trained, our number doesn’t work, and for some reason we have to deal with compliments, so you prepare a track, and we’ll rehearse, okay, but a compliment is still needed , ah... yes, writes petenka, he doesn’t forget, he misses, you want to say, he’s bored, it surprises you , no, not at all, if i were you, i published all this mail in a separate book, in the manner of a lyrical novel in letters, but what about telephone conversations, after all, he calls me from all over the parking lot, yes , yes, well, yes, and will you attach these same ones, what’s their name? receipts, checks, coupons, however, this doesn’t concern me at all, little bastard, come here, what do you want, hello. "hello, yes, wait, sash, where, fyodor nikolaevich, can i ask you a question, please tell me, well, well, of course, lena, i love children very much, but why weren’t you married then, well, why, there was a war after all, now, as they say..." no one gets married, it’s strange, girls, don’t say anything in the blink of an eye, blinking at the movie theater at the station, i the image is far away and i catch it, today. the girl said, and you also love me? for the first time she said, i love, and forever, and alive and new, to my unknown treasures, an old sweet word , sees and worries me, far beyond the distance, the faithless weight. i will answer you with all my heart, flash the signal lights at the stations, i catch the image of a distant image, today the girl said, for the first time she said, i love you, for the first time i said i love you, comrades, is this too late, are you going to sing in the room on a motorcycle, yes, no, nikidan, okay, then let’s do it. i’m used to understanding that the guys look after him, just think, the prince has been found, and the sailor is also called, hey, romeo, don’t lose the watermelons, those are the ones you’re supposed to give the bouquets yourself. hurry up, hurry up, petya, what? nothing special while you were swimming, maybe then the noise came out, well, but, well, comrade assistant, yes, the tugboat crew semyon chyuyuchkin asks to convey my heartfelt greetings to the artist circus lenochka vorontsova. i want to say hello to lenochka vorontsova. help. come on. elena varantsova and fyodor germalaev. i wonder how much he gets for going out, oh, you are interested in everything. a record stunt is being performed, a jump on a motorcycle. cycle under the circus dome. bridge. attention at the start, yarmalaev, ready, ready. well, there is, you need to work, my dears, artist! thank you, fedor nikolaevich, for what? but for all this. helen, yes, yes, this is for you, thank you, why to me? yes, you know, i am very happy about everything, both that i met you and that so the tiger broke out of the cage, and what are you doing with me now, that we are leaving, but what about petya, what about you? maybe he won’t let me go with you, alena, petya, hello, petechka, hello, here’s the astrakhan one, oh, how heavy, pyotr nikolaevich, hold it, come on, come on, congratulations, when did you just arrive, and as they say, from the ship to the ball, yes , what are you, oh, how beautiful you are in this truth, yes, well, heel, goodbye, see you again, i'll go to push my paw for. you don’t understand, len, watermelons, then, then, well, take your watermelons, what i, a porter, or something, here, a lousy tick, a predator, is dearer to her than a good person, it ’s like the moment before sunstroke, there is a person who knows something about oleg’s disappearance. this conversation will not solve me, you need evidence, your revelations come to you when you are not ready for them, you think that you are a hunter, and he is game, but if on the contrary, the mystery cherishes, from january 2 on rtr, such a talented class has you have never been before, the stars will again feel like schoolchildren, and in order to choose the brightest teacher of the year, svetlana will have to become wire for a light bulb , someone's light goes out, i'm the one who's twisting, and by the way, i'm a good conductor, i can handle even complex tasks if there's a talented teacher nearby, 323, i know what it is, i'm a double-speaker, i don't need to be scared, country should know the name of the best, i wish success to this magnificent one. teachers, cool topic, premiere on january 5 on rtr, my father demands that i urgently send him a photo of my bride, hello, come, otherwise there will be no money, look how beautiful she is, we’ll paint her, we’ll dress him up, we’ll make her be silent, my bride must be a diamond. you’re not even a diamond yet , but i need a diamond, you know, i still need the diamonds, i’ve sketched out a plan of approximate actions, yeah, three very busy days await us, what if she falls in love with you and what then, i’ll give you money from... i’ll send you home , and if you fall in love with her, beauty and the beast, january 2 on rtr, a winter evening that we spend in the company of the creators of your favorite films about the gordemarins. in general, i have two mothers, both of them are worlds, yes, i’m so lucky, we’ve been together for 65 years. how many times a day do you kiss slansert? 65. hello, andrey, a special holiday episode on january 6 on rtr. stanislavsky, director. gillerovsky, reporter. his method is to work on himself. i really want to visit khitrovka. it is very dangerous. place, i myself don’t go to trickery without a kostet without a whip, well, look what happened to him, he was killed, tell me, your scarf, his motto, i don’t believe it, because everything you just told is not true, after all, i i don’t believe that ksenia andreevna could have killed, which means we need to look for the real killer. his system works flawlessly, so what? you say, stanislavsky, cunning, the sign of four, an unusual dramatic turn , just like shakespeare, today on rtr, well done, i’m warning you, as the editor of a stage newspaper, well, you promised, okay, thank you, that’s it, no, the most important thing is that the annual report was again ahead of schedule, was it carried to the elephant for signature? central nervous system, then the main thing is who dares. some ermalayev, some yearless week at the circus, an upstart, some cyclist, some cyclist, some upstart, in a word, unless you order him to take it off this slander, this round of goodness behind the carpet and tripping up the ringmaster, i won’t go into the cage tonight, i’ll disrupt the show that yes, they’re waiting for me in sochi, in vodum, in sukhumi , out of here, out, remove him immediately, yes you.. ... keep in mind that not only, not only today, but in general you are unlikely to go out into the arena, we’ll see, yes, comrades, by order of the main circus department, for repeated violation of labor discipline, for... comrades, i know you are tired after the show. i will try not to detain you, the thing is that i just want to remind you, do you know how much it costs the state to just have four tigers, here ’s my dear, here’s the picture we have, 8 kilos, here’s 8 kg of meat, comrades, eight, two eggs, polly, what half a liter, no, no, no, milk, milk, 20 g of fish oil, vitamins a, b, d, and i must tell you, comrades, that this is the diet of one tiger, and multiply this by four, add to this the service personnel, fees, which, unfortunately, as you already know, the tigers do not do, yes, they do not, and we are faced with a catastrophic figure losses, i must tell you, comrade, that if in the second quarter any of us... i want to say of you, does not enter the cage with the tigers, water in the cage, then the animals will devour the entire six-month budget, i will finish, well , what are your thoughts, who wants to speak out , please, comrades, comrades, i also share the fear of the heads of bukh, they will eat up, they will eat up this very budget, that’s it, well, so to speak, by way of self-criticism, i of course admit that i’m crap, comrade ermalaev and the order, this is all correct, i just have the question is, who will enter the cage, uh, who will enter, say here that who? that is, like what? i propose to petition and , so to speak, to support my candidacy at the headquarters, i ’m still a diamond, it’s not so easy to replace me, diamonds, wait, comrade, wait, diamonds, do you really think that there is no one to replace you, yes, i think so , comrade ermala, i don’t know, i’m new to the circus, that’s it. maybe i really don’t understand a lot, but i don’t believe that there isn’t a suitable person in the team, comrades, in my opinion, you just need to put forward the youth more boldly, you, comrade almazov, the youth must mow down, let them try, comrades, be quiet, comrades, be quiet, oleg, something, nothing. it’s okay , bow down, what a disgusting thing, vitamins, give me something to snack on, let, let someone come into the cage, i wish my kittens bon appetit, uh, comrade pyshov, if it weren’t for anton, you wouldn’t exist either . diamonds, wads are not good for him, and kuzma does not sound, here is minin, the hero of the fatherland was not ashamed that he was kuzma, leave vasily vasilyevich his cheap demagogy, you can’t intimidate me with this, i’ll still complain to moscow, diamonds, diamonds - this is the name, the poster, the public, the box office, hey, be careful, what? here is a scoundrel, get together and do it, you need to mobilize without further ado, roll up your sleeves , but this is a matter of honor, there is nothing to delay, you need to take the whip and enter the cage with full responsibility, here you go, we completely trust you, who am i, where, in cage, big comrade, thank you for your trust, but i, but i have a number, so everyone has a number, excuse me, comrade, i can’t risk myself, i have children, all children, as you wish, the question is not about me , i have several quite suitable candidates here, let’s say what’s bad about comrade myshkin, an excellent social activist, editor of a newspaper, member of the local committee , just a minute, comrades, the question is very serious, the work is difficult , and no one... is going to force or force anyone, everything is decided by the artist’s personal desire, so i suggest you take my information into account and seriously... let’s decide, let’s decide, oh, dad, dad, you know what, it seems, i know, what should i tell you, daughter, in an old fairy tale, ivan the fool jumps into a boiling cauldron, this is more terrible than tigers, but from there he emerges as the beautiful ivan tsarevich, jump, daughter, well, dad, look, support, yes , come in, nikita antonovich, what do you want , nikita antonovich, well, well, i agree, what are you agreeing to, i’ll take the tigers, who are you, eh? you have, that is, how it is with you, and the meeting, what the meeting, what the meeting, i’m young people, so what? well, the tigers have become attached to me, they love me, they know me, and telegin has been with me for a whole year already is engaged, you say telegin, of course, he vouches for me, come on, come on, come on, come on , show yourself, show me, nikita antonovich, you know how tigers listen to me, but all i have to do is say, purzh , field, and it goes wherever i need it, but what courage do you have? so you want to take the tigers? oh, mikvida antonovich, well done, well done, and teregin vouches with nine, he vouches, these are young people, yes, excuse me, but what about the ermalayev trip? no, he won’t, he won’t, he won’t, nikita antonovich, what are you talking about, fedor? nikolaevich, he’s a real person, he ’ll understand me, do you think he can’t help but understand, in general? he should understand you, but you will definitely talk to him, and i’ll now contact the main circus department, lena, hello, uh, lenochka, finally, let ’s pack up, we haven’t packed anything yet, nikolaevich, i’m not going anywhere, lenochka, there’s very little time left for jokes , let’s put it to bed, i’m not kidding, i took the tigers , why, why, fyodor nikolaevich, i took almazov’s tigers, you see, it’s dangerous, it ’s risky, lena, it’s dangerous, but not for me more than for others, wait, wait, wait, i don’t understand anything, but what about our number, on trips, you know, fyodor nikolaevich, because... you can’t understand me, no, it’s you who can’t understand me, no, i understand you perfectly, that means your room is more precious to you than my fate , so i understand what you want, so you tell me, so that i would be your assistant in your room all my life, and i would clean your motorcycle, of course, what are you then? i realize that you’re not ashamed, i’m not ashamed of anything, and you just mean you’re selfish, don’t cheat please put my things in the chest, this... it’s just funny, well, honestly, it’s funny, what a tamer you are, look at yourself in the mirror, you’re in a cage with tigers, you’re a pikalitsa, you’re a butt, you know, you and i just have nothing else to talk about talk, i never, never thought that you and i would part like this, lena, lena, fyodor nikolaevich, excuse me, just a minute, the director is meeting. it’s impossible, nikita antonovich, i categorically, well , what is this, well, what is this, well, don’t interfere with my work, the director personally checks my device, wait, comrade, well, wait, 10 minutes, nikita antonovich, what's the matter, fyodor nikolaevich, i'm busy, i have a meeting, nikita antonovich, what is it, be careful, it's my head, how am i doing? everything works out for you, but nothing works out for me , nikita antonovich, i strongly protest that varantsova leaves my room, i can’t live without her, what, uh, well, that is, the main thing is on the day of departure, nikita antonovich, excuse me, excuse me , didn’t i talk to you about this, well, i did, but it doesn’t make me feel any better, nikita antonovich, no, well , calm down, first of all, calm down, how comrade armalaev, you should come in in 10 minutes, because the attraction, the talking head is falling apart, well, let me out of here in the end, well, how can you be calm, nikita antonovich, when a hard -won number breaks down, well, who could have thought of this, i i don’t understand, you see, this is primarily the desire of vorontsova herself, supported by me, and by me, and by the komsomol organization, in addition, i spoke with the circus management, they approve it, so don’t be upset, fyodor nikolaevich, no one is going to break up your act , you will pick up find a suitable partner, rehearse everything on... well, what have you decided? we decided, you’re going, oh, you ’re comrade varantsova, i’ll ask you to hand over your costumes and props, maybe now, okay, to whom, here it is, fyodor nikolai