era un ninja pequeño. >>> ¿sólo un ninja pequeño?e vigilaras a la hija de strobel. ahora vamos a terminar este asunto y rápido. ¿entiendes? >>> sí, señor. >>> mi padre creó un nuevo pesticida que no es tóxico y se elimina con agua. >>> es maravilloso. >>> no, no. joe, a gran concentración mata todo. >>> ¿mata todo? >>> sí, absolutamente. glock está unido al general zubino. ellos forzaron a mi padre a fabricar una bomba, el la preparó para matarlos, porque prefiere morir que entregársela. >>> ¿el embajador halden está aquí? >>> así es, pueden esperar adentro. >>> espen a hal

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so hard to say lucy could be quick it could be rich it could be the plane isn't always as ninja just go in there sending out hundred ten tomahawks in the first set of bombing sorties and bunch of planes and here's a massive damage and then pull back and say ok let's clear it up france look clean it up italy let's clean it up korea let's clean it up oh no sorry we can't use japan anymore so that made it clear and it may have been exactly if there is anything that's this is to say. sorry sir it may be that there's going to be a protracted conflict here which is also what's in the that's what the united states wants another protracted conflict and one hand obama saying well we're not we don't really have the capacity to get into this we just have to make some strikes and for that humanitarian purposes we don't want to charge american taxpayers too much money anyway and put one on them so to strike here and there and we'll be out quick that's what we do we have been in the past for example grenada panama two fairly quick operations that we not they're not killed off anybody who would say

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expansive and big prices shes loans people got, we didn't see consumers get protected from no doc, low doc ninja loans. we didn't do anything about the derivatives. when the bubble burst people are trying po pick up the pieces. what do the republican majority do? they just take away the one slice that maybe help some people instead of trying to do something to help the american people. and i hope the american people are watching this debate today, mr. speaker, because i just want to -- i just hope they take careful note of who is on the side of the american neighborhood, who is on the side of the american people and who's trying to take away that american dream. i yield back. the chair: the gentleman's time has expired. the gentleman from massachusetts reserves. the gentlewoman from illinois has four minutes remaining. mrs. biggert: mr. chairman, we have no further speakers and so i would reserve the balance of my time. mr. frank: i yield three minutes to the gentleman from north carolina. the chair: the gentleman from north carolina is recognized for three minutes. mr. watt: thank you, mr. chai