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. >> i have a ninja story for you guys of the bovine kind. wild ninja cow. >> big, black. i saw two little beady eyes. that's all you could see. >> she's black, big, and she moves quick. >> stop talking about me. >> basically, in nebraska, it has gotten really cold and the black cow has come into the city to find food. >> no real concern that sit is n attack cow. >> it eats and grass, pops in the yard, rushes off in the woods and no one can find it. they sent a firefighter out into the woods, but they could not find the stealth cow. >> wild ninja cow. >> what this is is a temptress cow, if you will. they are trying to lure this ninja cow into this gated area. >> the two of them will make their acquaintance, and then we will back a trailer up. >> have any ranchers reported this cow missing? >> no, that's a great question. no one has reported a missing cow. >> wild ninja cow. >> i like to think of this cow carrying ninja stars and going around and dookying. >> the cow has done no damage. just fertilizing people's yards. >> i think he's going to make it. i'm rooting for him.

>> her name is ninja. >> jay: ninja, you pronounce the "j", ninja. >> i did.e, she plays, actually, a guy named ronny. but we have a few scenes together. it got a little confusing at times because she was really pretty friendly with me. she put her tongue in my ear at times. [ light laughter ] >> jay: oh okay. >> searching for food, so they say. [ light laughter ] when they give you wet willy's. >> jay: you brought her with you? >> yes, yes. [ cheers and applause ] ninja! ninja! here she is. >> jay: now, is this like a a member of the -- >> she's really friendly. >> jay: --the beaver family or something? >> she's actually kind of a -- >> jay: she really seems to know you. >> come here, ninja. [ laughter ] come here, come here, ninja, ninja, come here, come here. >> jay: we had these on, they smell like popcorn. >> they do, she smells like hot buttered popcorn. always feed her from the flat of your hand. never look her directly in the eye because she'll cast a a sensuous spell on you. >> jay: really? [ laughter ] >> i'm just saying from experience, things got a

doing ninja moves with his hands. look. here's the best part.id ninja people and karate masters break boards. >> yeah. >> this guy tries to break some cookies. >> cookies? >> yeah. watch what happens? >> goes to snatch the cookies, misses, hurts the hand, the guy gets upset. try to do what he's doing with your hand. it takes serious dexterity. >> hold on. give me a pen. draw a face on my hand. >> a guy that's going to be real mad. >> these will your arms. >> these are my arms. >> do some kicks or something. >> you're pretty good. >> yeah. >> look at that. i have a future in finger tae kwon do. >> don't let anybody tell you you don't have talent. >> hold on. you need a face. >> i have eyeballs and girlie lips. >> this looks exactly like me. >> you have a girl. you have a girl. >> okay. >> see, we should battle. hold on. ♪ >> this is very awkward for me to try to do here. maybe they should make out. what's up, girl? >> what's up? >> all right. >> hey, i wanted to say thank you for watching "right this minute" today and don't forget, you can see gr

and actually think about what i'm saying instead of mindlessly reciting words while playing fruit ninjan my iphone. now, just because i think the pope dropped the ball on this one does not mean i'm not on his side. i'm a huge fan. he's got the hair of anderson cooper and the face of an angel that got stuck in a food dehydrator. (laughter) but apparently, not everybody out there is a fan of the popest with the mostest. specifically his brothers from your fatherland. jim? >> turns out the pope is not immune when it comes to seat belt safety. a german citizen filed a lawsuit against the pontiff after spotting the pope riding in the popemobile without a seat belt. >> stephen: jai, germany, the pope is infallible. he doesn't have to obey your student traffic laws. if he wants to 100 miles per hour backwards down a one way street on the sidewalk texting with one hand while he tokyo drifts through that school zone screaming "i don't give a (bleep) "with his windows down and his system up that is god's will! (cheers and applause) because, everybody knows the holy father has a need for speed. (l

ninja duck. >> check this out. watch the duck creeping up on this guy. just following him.ch that. the guy turns around, the duck freezes. the guy turns, keeps walking. the duck gets a little closer, whoa, whoa, ninja duck. >> does the duck think he can't see him? >> maybe the duck thinks he would think he's a mallard statue. >> maybe the guy has some crackers that the duck wants to eat. he gets closer every single time. the duck probably ended up eating this guy. >> that's why the video stopped. because he had to help his friend. >> it's like a pink panther duck. >> he's creepy. >> yeah. he's right behind you! >>> time for the technology corner. with beth and steven. >> my favorite corner. >> okay, so when you're using your ipad, if you hold it long enough, your hands you know start falling asleep and you get a crick in your neck. >> why do my hands get so tired? >> i have a solution for you. this is from kick-starter.com and it's called the flote. it's like a little pole that you can adjust any way that you want. up, down, sideways. and it holds the ipad directly in front

he's a fat ninja. a lot of the people that live here are very, very similar.ilar. >> where is your turkey dinner? >> it was good except nana. nana is at the age where is she says anything, b she's like, i have to go to the bathroom. i've had too much turkey. we're like, okay, nana. my uncle freddie shows up and he ain't got no teeth left any morp. that's popular in some parts of maine, no teeth. >> this is my mother. she runs the whole thing. irish catholic. she can't stop working. a lot of irish catholics in new england. my mother is irish catholic and it's a good guilt distributeder. i was catholic. that's the look she always has. remember that look? when you were a kid? >> you are maine comedy. those of us from new england understand his humor. >> we know we're irish. we know we like drinking and we don't mind shoveling. we both like the pat's and the bruins. why wouldn't we drink? have you seen us in april when we finally come out of the house? nobody in this room can put a pair of shorts on in april that fat. they fit if you don't dry them. and if you don

he's supposed to be nice and then does a ninja kick. >> then you see him taking down some shoplifter, like full-on. >> the head butt. >>> it's time for an early look at some stories we'll follow throughout the day here on nbc. there will be a special hearing in the case of rod blagojevich just days before the former governor is scheduled to be sentenced after being found guilty of corruption charges last june. his attorneys asked a judge to consider what they say is new evidence, which could lead to a reduced prison sentence. president obama will host the third white house tribal nations conference providing tribes the opportunity to interact directly with the government and policy decisions that impact them. >>> and singer britney spears turns 30. >>> all day long you can stay on top of the very latest developments in those stories and others as they break on msnbc. tonight be sure to watch brian williams with "nbc nightly news." >>> here's a look at what's coming up later on the "today" show. billy mccreedy speaks out about his bitter custody battle with country singer mindy mccread

she's a semiprofessional shopping ninja. ready for this. >> i'm ready. >> reporter: all right. diana is a self-made expert in the new generation of shopping apps, like google shopper, amazon price check and shop savp i have which allow you to scan the bar codes of any product and see if you can get it online for cheaper. this laptop cable lock is $24.99 in the store, but online? wow. >> starts at $4.79. >> reporter: that's it wilitera one-fifth the price. >> reporter: they may charge you for shipping, these online items, but the apps work very well at the toy store, too, where the barbie was $25.99 but online -- 17 bucks. >> yep. >> reporter: interesting. so, people are overpaying for their barbies. >> yeah. thomas the train -- ah -- $44 here, $34 online. $34 on amazon. >> reporter: good savings. >> yeah. rrm just one weapon in your arsenal, an arrow in your giver as you engage in commercial comebat this season. be careful out there for "nightline" this is dan harris in new york. >> fascinating. in response to our story, best buy says it is going to match the price of any retai

jason clark, basketball ninja. there he goes. hoyas open the second half with a 16-9 burst and thompson -- georgetown pulls away 81-55. >> no matter who the team is. when you're scoring, the defense gets a lot better. and we were able to -- we have some buckets in the second half that we weren't getting in the first half. >> georgetown came out in the second half and came right at us. and obviously we didn't respond very well. we didn't have an answer. >> no answers today. scary news for former georgetown hoey yay. he'll miss the entire season with the celtics after doctors found an aortic aneurysm. he'll have surgery next month and he'll be able to resume playing next season. >>> west virginia taking on texas a and m corpus cristie. they call them the islanders. kevin jones didn't play much because of foul trouble. he had 22. most of them in the second half. redskins know one thing for sure, they'll be facing a giants team all about business tomorrow. they have to be, dallas and new york are locked in a divisional battle. since

an agency spokesman says the officer found two of the ninja style daggers inside a hollowed out book in the person's carry on as it rolled on through the conveyor belt. the passenger voluntarily surrendered the knives and the book. the passenger was not a security threat and they filed no charges. >>> airline pilots will soon get some more sleep. the federal aviation administration announced today that airlines must give pilots 10 hours to rest between shifts. and that is two more than they have right now. the faa's new rules also limit flight times to no more than 8 or 9 hours and require pilots to get 30 consecutive hours a week off the job. transportation secretary says the changes mark a major milestone in our safety. >> this is a big deal today. this is as far as our government has ever gone to send a loud message to the american public that we're going to continue to make flying safe. >> those new rules get started in two years. now, the faa tried to address fight fatigue back in the 90s, but they backed off when the airlines complained. the rule changed, got a brand new push a

to the famous baron and raced on the call of the ninja he knows this area into well at the beginning of the year two thousand timothy a move to moscow today every year as a tour guide he brings visitors to his home. it was a nice little coast weller's have villages here. when you visit them you're surprised by the find even in such a remote god first taken place these people still don't want to leave they prefer living there. wasn't it was the first russian settlement on the common in its first mention dating from the early fifteenth century the church of the assumption dating back to the seventeenth century is the oldest structure surviving to this day it was built without a single male over fasteners are made of wood only axes would used to fashion the logs even the ends of the logs were chopped off rather than someone off of course this method affects the structure of the word would use anything that might damage it such as someone's chair or the like it's not allowed to seep into it. the church fell into decay in soviet times and its head father metro fan has made every effort to

the call of the ninja is a land of extreme weather long nights in a mosque of a tundra stand side by side they think impossible forests the first settlements of the of him within ten thousand years ago and disparate tribes and ethnic groups blended with a perfectly divine landscape which is in stark contrast to any other place in this country. like in centuries past today most of the peninsula responsibly populated there are no roads for hundreds of kilometers. most people get to the remote villages by helicopter by sea all by cool. most of the color peninsula lies on low hills here you also find mountains and valleys covered with thick woodland and death of the tundra this small region of stark natural diversity attracts tourists from across the world the form bike is the most popular means of transport here for the tourists. at the roads are few and far between around here an accord is the best bet when it comes to traveling over such terrain but if it were quad bike will take you to places that no other car can reach. the color peninsula makes up the movements and lies within the

she and maude would play and then she turned two and she would get a leopard ninja look and it was likeunds likea. >> do you have a terror? >> hno he is a boston plumber. >> you know how you pull themap. if a dog is in a vicious fight you grab the dog by the back legs and it takes a way their leverage and they let go but mildred had not read the book. >> dave: and so it was todeath. on fraser their dog they had to be separated or they would be killed each other. >> we had a trainer whorecomme a collar and it shoots lemon cloud up their nose and apparently they hate it so much they stop fighting. i should say i know they probably work if they are not operated by idiots. we couldn't figure it out. we just had lemon scented cage fights. what is wrong with that? to me it's a win-win. it's impossible to live like this and impossible for the dogs to be fighting for 24 hours. how are things now? >> god bless her maude finallygr nose and going to the vet. she finally backed down and said, all right i'm your bitch and can we just play with the sock? and can we just play with the sock? >> dave: w

he's a fat ninja!e here are very, very similar, you know, like relatives are very similar. >> how was your turkey dinner? >> it was good except nana is at the age where she says anything. she's like, i've got to go to the bathroom. i've had too much turkey. we're like, okay, nana. >> ungy freddy shows up and he doesn't have any teeth left any more. that's popular in some parts of maine, no teeth. >> this is my mother, she runs the whole thing. irish catholic, can't stop working. blood of irish catholics in new england, so, my mother is irish catholic and it's a good guilt distributor. >> i was catholic, that was the look she always has. remember that look? when you were a kid. >> you are maine comedy. >> really understanding his humor. >> we know that we're irish and we know that we like drinking. and we don't like the pats and the bruins. why do we drink so much? why wouldn't we? miserable people. have you seen us in april when we finally come out of the house? nobody in this room can put a pair of sh

. >> entonces por quÉ has vivido con esa seÑora verde ninja?ampoco estÁ ahÍ. >> ve a decirle a mi hija que noquiso venir contigo. que llega mÁs tarde. >> con mucho gusto seÑora. >> espera... mejor yo hablo con fernanda. >> habÍa arreglado que pasara la noche con un hombre. >> no! >> ven acÁ. yo ya le paguÉ a doÑa domina y quiero lo mÍo. >> ayudenme! >> salÍ corriendo.. me escondÍ. y despuÉs por la carretera. >> no sÉ qué decirte. ha sido una terrible pesadilla. >> si. pero ya pasÓ. me llamo aurora. >> santiago elizalde. a tus ordenes. >> ya vamos a llegar? >> si. pero todavÍa no me dices a quÉ vas? >> a la capital. >> a quÉ? >> a buscar a mi mamÁ. >> al rato llega. tiene demoras. parece que margarita la iba a llevar a peinarse mientras llega, el fotÓgrafo puede tomarte las fotografÍas. >> pero una foto con pido antes de que lleguen los invitados. >> cambia esa cara. >> estoy muy nerviosa, me inquieta mucho que no haya llegado santiago. ♪ >> ya llegamos a villa madero. permiteme. ♪ >> gracias. asÍ que vas a la ciudad a buscar a tu mamÁ? como se

. >> he is a ninja. for more campaign news let's go to our "red eye" even yes, sir cory -- senior correspondent at the touch screen. >> for the record, i think -- well, now i am blanking on his name. i think he does a much better job. >> a bunch of the republican candidates picked superman. at least obama was born on this planet, right? >> yes, i mean, i am actually surprised that ron paul punted on that. i thought he would say something like, i refuse to participate with the tactics of the international jew from the newsletters he didn't write. >> i'm surprised he didn't say booster gold. >> that would have been more thoughtful. >> lauren, by doing this has ron paul lost the nine-year-old vote? >> well, you know who is shaking his head right now? [bleep --] bleep [. and he didn't want any part of a nine-year-old boy. >> i'm bill schulz. >> i was not expecting the conversation to go in that direction. >> i didn't mean to take it in that direction. >> this is on at 3:00 a.m. >> i am not sure if it is anym

i'll tell you this, though -- that cat did like a ninja move. >> does it make you like cats bet centretack. not passive at all. >> no, yeah. you see -- nah, i think the cat has established dominance in this household. look at this guy, he's terrified. >>> that's it for our show today, thanks so much for joining us. but before we go, we'll leave you one more look at the horse making snow angels. i know it's your favorite video. steven. >> one of my favorites. >> have a great one. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ >> are you kidding? did you you seriously just fall out of your chair? >> that's it for our show today. thank you so much for joining us, before we go, we'll give you one last look at the horse making snow angels. don't forget, you can see great videos and stories at our website, rightthisminute.com. videos and stories at our website, rightthisminute.com. ♪ -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com

i'm surprised you didn't go all ninja on them right then and there.to hack into their employee database, find my name, and delete it. i'm gonna be late for this party. can you do it? mm. i'll try. but just in case, you might want to whip up a story about why billionaire emily thorne needs to spend her new year's eve slinging champagne at corporate events. emily thorne didn't work that party, nolan. amanda clarke did. it was before i changed my name. (ella fitzgerald's "cheek to cheek" playing) good evening, ms. thorne. if i had known you were coming, we could have all ridden over together. (chuckles) well, next time. victoria, you look beautiful. as do you. mm. (kisses) i don't suppose you've talked to daniel. yes. we cleared up our misunderstanding. but if you're wondering why he's not here this evening, i'm afraid it has more to do with things at home than with me. ♪ (woman) lydia! ♪ when we're out together ♪ dancing cheek to cheek (camera shutters clicking) ♪ heaven ashley, would you please take us to our table? of course. follow me. ♪ and the care

even with their ninja magic they could never pass for one of us.chinese accent): they've mastered art of the noodle, but not art of disguise. (laughing): good one, butch. but seriously, anyone know anything about any launch codes? my name is butch johnson from 5 green lane, plymouth, indiana, zip 46563-3781. i like shooting hoops and ms. kelly ripa. but seriously, anyone seen anything to do with launch codes? bam! two orders. prepaid. oh, boy. wait. two houses? i-i don't know if i can produce at that volume. steve, relax. you just concentrate on being the creative force god made you, and leave the rest to me. to our new business. to our new... (screams) these are a lot stronger than when i was a kid. jocelyn. joss. jossy. i wish that i was jossy's girl. (giggles) (elevator bell dings) francine: stan? (bowl shatters) ooh! francine! what are you doing here? (laughs) i work here. i'm the new receptionist. i'll be right back. i got to go fill out my paperwork with hr. (guffaws) isn't this great? you're still filming?! don't you have enough footage yet?

- why does it say "return of the ninja aardvark part 3" on the wall? howie. howie! howie! howie!istinct] - what? [indistinct] - francine! - howie, let's see arbor day. incorrect. - arbor day? i don't--what's arbor day? - i thought you liked trees. i just-- - oh! - [gasping] - who are you? - long story. - hold this. - ok. - all right. - wait. come back. - francine--oh! - howie? - francine! d'oh! francine! i think. - howie? - bob. - uh... - what's up, bob? - howie. - this way, francine. i mean, howie. oops. - h--uh. ha ha. just one second, america. howie, i want to show you something over here. look at this in here. ha ha. it locks. - bob, i'm trying to find my-- - yeah, back to work, real howie. - ok, bob. - ok, we're back. [chimes] - [recorded cheers] - uh-oh. you know what that sound means. that sound means we only have time for one more question, and that question goes to hector. cover them up, lisa. for 217 points and the win, what is lisa's favorite lunch? - take your time over there. any day now. - done. - he is done. lisa, what...is your favorite lunch? - turkey and swiss o

. >> fruit ninja. >> i love newt ninja.. >> it is. it's a really great family movie night on nbc and something they're trying to bring back. it's nice to have little kids and adults watching together. >> i know you suggested we should do some caroling here but you haven't heard our voices. are there some traditions you like this time of the year with your family? >> yeah. i always have a christmas party and we make a lot of it because it's hannukah and christmas and do a lot of cooking. i'm trying to learn sign language so i'm learning "joy to the world" which is good for lots of different things. >> leah thompson, good to meet you and have you here. thank you so much. we remind everybody "game of your life" is on nbc tomorrow night 8:00, 7:00 central time. and coming up next we'll have four delicious ways to cook apples. first, this is "today" on nbc. >>> we are back now at 8:36 this morning on "how to cook everything today" and four ways to cook with apples that can be sweet, savory, baked, sauteed, fried, or roasted. mar

you're ninja not a nordstroms. nordstrom doesn't make glow in the dark mugs. the kis kiosk does. processed meat. they don't last. when your wife is saying estee lauder she is thinking hickory farms. nothing says love like a hearty gift box. cheese, meat and the meat in the cheese combo. never guess on sizes. this is crucial. if you do, guess low! even if you know otherwise. your wife is going to return it anyway, so she will think more of you if you think size wise less of her. never buy gift certificates. i know this flies in the face of conventional wisdom and may be advice from your special lady yourself. when she says i'll be fine with a gift certificate she is thinking if that is all lazy thoughtless, never go the extra moment for the most important woman in your life pea brain comes up with? something in a box beats a piece of paper promising something in a box. tip eight, never, ever, ask for advice in a mall. usually women are the ones offering it. they just slow you down. ignore them. focus on me. they are buying for themselves and usually something ridiculously expensiv

ninja masks. you could only see eyes. helmets on top. >> when they walked up, these guys -- >> it's roort rite in the middle-- right in the middle of the street. i expected that once the cops came, what happened would hand, that they would simply leave. >> reporter: but many of them don't know where they're going next. >> the camps definitely have a strong, like, cultural significance to the occupy movement. but they're not really what we're there for. >> reporter: and occupy baltimore was largely peaceful, save for a few violent incidents at mceldon square. and a notable confrontation with former presidential adviser karl rove. they'll be meeting here tonight at 8:00. mary, back to you. >> it is unclear if the group will now continue to meet at the war memorial plaza beyond tonight. >>> dozens of cars are damaged after rocks come crashing onto the baltimore beltway. denise is in the newsroom to explain what happened. >> reporter: state police say shorthands hundreds -- say hundreds of rocks fell. it happened on the inner

it's a sort of mutant ninja hydrangea. i love it. and, um, so, what's it mean to you?gift? yes, i had a few things from a lady i used to work, you know, years, years ago. a russian lady? no, she wasn't. no, english, yes. and just a collector, and it's a lovely thing to be given, and we've got to consider who it might be by if it's not by faberge, and happily it's spelled out here, in cyrillic, and it's made by a man with a rather wonderfully russian-sounding name. he's called ivan khlebnikov. couldn't sound any more russian than that, could it? and he's a very, very, um... famous firm of silversmiths competing with faberge in moscow, and competing to him at a very, very high level indeed, because we see above the signature here what looks like a sort of funny little star, but in actual fact, it's the romanov eagle, which signifies that the czar and the czarina, the last czar and czarina, were customers of theirs. and there's another indication that this is a very, very high-caliber object indeed, because it has the silver standard 91. it's slightly above the standard f

ninja masks. you can only see eyes. helmets on top of that. face shield over the helmets. >> reporter: james mcarthur -- covered the movement here. >> it's right in the middle of the street. >> i expected that once the cops came, what happened would happen, they would just simply leave. >> reporter: and where they're headed may be closer than you think. >> we were being contained in mceldon. now that that's gone, there's plenty of buildings to squat. occupy is essentially coming to a neighborhood near you. >> reporter: and the -- mayor did not give a specific answer as to why the city picked today to pick everyone from occupy baltimore. many of the occupiers are now counting on the internet to hold the local group together. vic, back to you. >> it is unclear whether the group will now continue meeting at war memorial plaza. some want to hold their nightly general assemblies back at mceldon square. >> police are stepping up their efforts to find two robbery suspects. mare sein the newsroom with the latest on the crime. >> reporter: well, denise

[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, today is international ninja day. [ cheers ] yeah.le are encouraged to carry toy weapons and wear black masks. and as i found out the hard way, my bank wasn't celebrating it. [ laughter ] not good. and finally, the tsa is facing criticism for strip searching an 84-year-old woman at jfk airport. she was 84, yeah. the whole time she was like, "hey, eyes up here, not down here." [ laughter ] "up here, not down here." we have a great show tonight, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ what it is what it is well what it is what it is ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's going to be fun tonight. hey, you guys, the roots new album, "undun," comes out tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] it's almost here! [ cheers and applause ] it's almost here. tomorrow it comes out. getting great reviews. quest, i can't stop listening to this album, man. you guys really outdid yourselves. >> questlove: thanks. thanks, jimmy. i appreciate it. >> jimmy: but -- but, i just have to say, i was disappointed that had none of my stuff

>> y luego tenemos el del ninja. >> con todos estos pasos yo te recomendarÍa para mira quiÉn baila.amor, una familia que tiene muchas ganas de conocerte. >> y comida? >> y mucha comida tambiÉn. >> quÉ bueno porque este tubito que me traes es muy poco. >> tienes una hermana que estÁ lista para conocerte y ya le he platicado mucho de ti. se llama clara y es una niÑa hermosa. >> claro que clara. me acuerdo es bien chillona mi hermana. mami! ya pasÓ santa por nuestra casa y me dejÓ regalos? >> ya, mi amor. ya pasÓ y dejó muchÍsimos regalos en la casa y mucha ropa para ti y muchas cosas nuevas para ponerte pronto. >> dile que quiero una moto para el quaÑosviene. aÑo que viene. [risas] >> y los reyes magos? >> ya van a estar llegando a la casa. pero una moto se va a esperar como unos 18 aÑos para que te la den. >> cuando sea grande voa ser actor y cantante. >> para como te mueves ahÍ adentro creo que sÍ. >> voy a ser kateka y le voy a dar a mi hermana... >> mejor te mando a la escuela para que seas abogado! no crees? >> quÉ bueno. me van a llamar jimeno? >> mejor cristian como tu papÁ. ji

our ninja president went and got him. i like what happened afterwards when they said he was no one.id ask osama bin laden. >> i didn't like that moment. it is the same reason i feel like i would not choose the moment of bin laden's death as his moment of the year. i was troubled by our national reaction to getting bin laden. i completely understand the emotion of it, completely, and the trauma of 9/11. osama bin laden was a self admitted war criminal. so was ikeman. a war crime trial was good enough for him. i think it was good enough for bin laden. the worst purveyors of war crimes and human hatred were tried at war crime tribunals. i think it was an incredible important time. there was zero appetite for it. >> if you look at what was the most obama moment, in some respects, that may have been it only because we have showed we have been unable to have president obama as a candidate of change and one we anticipated who would establish some type of civil liberties or constitutional framework because of his past that we can't do that. you could draw a line that that is indicative of p