you'd be a ninja, cleaning up a litter box. [ laughter ] because ninjas love cats because like ninjasor affection. [ laughter ] next level, even better. the third level is a ninja doing his taxes. [ laughter ] this is hard, because ninjas are notoriously bad at math. they're good at murdering people though. and then you could use your tax refund to buy ninja stars. but then if you went to the park and practiced throwing them, you'd get arrested by the transit cop. [ laughter ] because you were an offduty ninja, so if you threw a star, you would get arrested. [ laughter ] the next game, i love this game. it's called "daddy/daughter time." oh, my god. you play a dad who has to spend the weekend with your daughter because your wife is visiting her sister in florida. [ light laughter ] during the weekend you have to tackle some preteen life events with your daughter. let's take a look. >> seth: so one level, you have to go to montgomery ward, and you have to go to the bra section and buy her first bra. you can tell you were the dad who is always very confused in the bra section. he didn't

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giants triple-a affiliate are going to wear tennage mutant ninja turtle themed uniforms in a game onust 2nd >> gary: the jerseys will be auctioned off after the game there will be a fan vote to determine which of four jerseys they will wear and all four types of caps are available through the team's store >> gary: the four types of jerseys and caps represent each turtle leonardo michaelangelo donatello and raphael >> pam: i am not worried the he will be all right. the 49ers will reportedly cut cornerback carlos rogers in a salary cap move although the team hasn't confirmed it yet the release will save the niners more than $6 million against the salary cap. they should have more than $16 million in cap room when free agency starts tuesday. >> pam: area. there's a high-tech new tool to help keep you safe. >> pam: new tonight at 8-- >> pam: san francisco has been dangerous lately for cyclists and pedestrians. there has been a spike in vehicle verse pedestrian accidents. our tech reporter gabe slate has discovered new technology that could help people stay safe navigating the streets of

>> and i said "this guy could be a ninja." >> seth: he could be a ninja.th: until you follow them. >> you just don't know until you put a retired cop on set. [ laughter ] >> so the cop comes back to set, and i say to him "what's he like? i mean, is he a ninja? what's the deal?" and the guy, the cop, goes "well, let me put it this way -- i watched him attempt to put his motel 8 key into his rental car for an hour and a half." [ laughter ] >> seth: do you have a moment there -- >> that sounds about right. >> seth: yeah, do you have a moment where you're like "aw, i wish i had a better stalker?" [ laughter ] like, i have higher expectations for my stalkers. >> like, what kind of car was it? was it at least an expensive rental car? >> seth: that's great. and it is -- you did do -- you were one of the most emotional characters on television for a really long time, so i just want to say that i also enjoy seeing you laugh and smile more. that's really nice. >> thank you. thank you. >> seth: now i want to bring this up because you weren't here, but one of my frien

check him out, he's known as the card ninja for obvious reasons. near deadly skills with throwing cards. first he's gunning for pepsi max. >> these aren't official playing rdcas. they might be thicker. >> they might be credit cards. zinging them in a sun roof and closing the lid on trash cans, and he bent it around the crates and still was able to hit the can. >> pepsi maxes a cornered the market on viral video ad campaigns. >> i like the one he was doing on the bench it was almost like he was a dealer and dealing out cards and knocking down the cans one by one. >> he's throwing it at the card and the kid has to catch it and he does. >> this one, nah. that one i call bs. it didn't go in a slot. >> now, that i believe. >> but it's impressive stuff. >> launches it through this little flame and blows up a balloon full of gas. pretty cool. >>> he's all ready for his bath sort of. >> what did you forget getting into the bath? >> forgot to take off my clothes, dad. >>> and still to come some friendly folks took in a young pelican. >> and now they have to

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. >> no one's heard of the teenager mutant ninja bears.alented visual effects artist? or is this black bear channeling the ghost of bruce lee? >> it does look really fake. so much dexterity. >> when animals do something that looks human, we're just taken aback by it. we think how the hell did it do that? that's crazy. >> i was waiting to find out what camera trick they did to make it look so smooth. >> amazingly, the kung fu bear is 100% factually accurate. >> it turns out it's just a very talented bear. >> for years claude the bear has been wowing visitors in japan with his mastery of martial arts. claude taught himself serious stick skills after zoo keepers gave him a five foot staff to play with shortly after his arrival in 2002. >> the poor bear is like bored out of his mind. well, i've got this stick and i'm really smart. >> but claude doesn't gain worldwide fame until teenager alex graham visits the zoo during a family trip in 2009. >> the zoo is generally really quiet. we were looking around. i walk off by myself. >> soon alex comes

the fresno grizzlies who are the giants triple-a affiliate are going to wear tennage mutant ninja turtlems in a game on august 2nd the jerseys will be auctioned off after the game there will be a fan vote to determine which of four jerseys they will wear and all four types of caps are available through the team's store the four types of jerseys and caps represent each turtle leonardo michaelangelo donatello and raphael the 49ers will reportedly cut cornerback carlos rogers in a salary cap move although the team hasn't confirmed it yet the release will save the niners more than $6 million against the salary cap. they should have more than $16 million in cap room when free agency starts tuesday. cornerback last season and has he refused a pay cut last season. that's it for the kron 4 news at 11. stay connected with kron 4 and get latest news at kron 4 dot com. or download one of our mobile apps. we'll see you tomorrow morning! bratty justin beiber. >> i don't have to listen to anything you have to say. >> the shocking just revealed tape and the question that sent him over the edge. >> don'

." >> his latest project "teenage mutant ninja turtles" hits theater this summer., i don't know, but we have an exclusive first look. >> heroes are not born, they're created. that's what your father and i were trying to do. create heroes. >> whoo! >> no, no. whoa. chill. just a mask. see? don't freak out. all right? >> oh. >> she fainted. >> what a movie. >> she was thinking, i luh ya papi. >> i luh ya papi. >> my son just turned 24 the other day. i remembered when he was into this 20 years ago. >> yeah. >> so there's such a cult following for this. >> huge cult following. and i think it's time to get the next generation of kids into it. and so that's what we're kind of doing with the reboot. there is an animated series that's out now, on nickelodeon, that's hugely successful. >> still. >> so far from the foam-looking creatures that were in the beginning. >> no. this is not like that. this is michael bay produced this. it is a whole other level. >> what is he like? we hear he's weird. >> who told you that? >> i luh ya papi. >> she told you that, right? you said we

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. >> i feel like we shouldn't be seeing their faces, it's a ninja training class. >> they are the goodng humanity. >>> that's it for our show, everybody. we'll see you for the next edition of "right this minute." city, it's wendy williams, today, gorgeous krysten ritter here it tell wendy about ""veronica mars."" plus, lupita nyong'o has a new oscar but does she also have a new man? plus, all of the latest juicy hot topics. now, here's wendy! [cheers and applause ] >> wendy:

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you don't often hear about the "teenage mutant ninja turtles" on bloomberg. trailer for the new film has just been released. it has one million views on youtube. it is produced by michael bay. he produced "armageddon" and bad boys. he also produced "the transformers" series. megan fox stars in this one as well. >> this is such a blast from the past. ♪ >> welcome back. let's see how the european markets are trading. manus cranny is that the touchscreen with your check. about sumslar just up the issues of the european markets. at 8:00 a.m. this morning, spain told the market that deflation was the issue for them. this is europe's fourth-largest economy. that is a critical issue. these guys have had inflation months.5% for 7-8 german data is a little bit disappointing in terms of inflation. two big countries, one big issue. see more mean we will easing or qe from the ecb? investors are holding more cash. that is the news from bank of america merrill lynch. they are holding the most cash since 2012. there's a bit of a shift in markets. we are looking at a rise in

. >> that looks better than the teenage mutant ninja turtles. >> i like the turtles. >> did you see the trailer? >> they have something sexy going on with megan -- >> fox? >> yes. the turtles, you know, they getting in. andy, will this matter getting a discount day when soda is already $15? >> i want movie theaters to raise their prices. i want people to think it is okay to use their phones in the theater and not to be able to afford to go to the movies. i want people who won't shut up during the movies to not spend the money at the theater. if they will do a special promotion night i want it to be a night where security walks down the aisle with tasers and anybody takes their phone out they get tased and moved. i would go to that every week. >> so you get disturbed. >> don't even get me started. >> you don't care if they lower the prices. >> thank you. >> jojo, do you want me to take you to the movies? >> you can take me and drop me off. >> now we are going to make a movie. >> for me it is not an issue about the price. yeah, it is expensive. >> you don't pay for the movie, jojo. some b

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fight ninjas? >> they are walking a bomb-sniffing dog around. >> maybe a a security check in advance of the president? >> these counter assault guys are sire buff. i would like to see a calendar perhaps. 2015? >> top 12 drunken members? >> whatever it takes. i'm with buck. they should be able to ham their liquor. >> and not be tattle-taled on. >> one of the guys was passed out on the floor outside his room. >> they must have known you are there and security and working for the president. you are passed out on the floor. are you a vulnerability to the president of united states. >> he wasn't there. >> but they know that you are that guy knocked out on the floor. he is probably good at his job and had one too many. >> in the intelligence committee we call it playing possible m so. possum. >> yeah, i'm sure that's what he was. >> just because he had foam it doesn't mean that he couldn't do his job. >> we have a policy like that. do you follow that a? >> it is just the hard liquior i -- liquor i stay a

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teenaged mutant ninja turtles. the trailer is out.ism cdc, the cdc came out saying one in 68 children has autism. a 30% increase from just two years ago. l'wren scott model and fashion designer left $9 million of her estate to boyfriend mick jagger. remember, you can follow us on twitter at #cbssf. >>> well, the threat of hefty fines is not doing the trick so maybe public embarrassment will stop people from sending text messages while driving. mark sanchez joins us live from san francisco with the store -- anne makovec joins us live from san francisco with the story of one map's approach to discourage distracted driving. >> reporter: i have one of the so-called twits standing here behind mere, texting while in traffic. this is one of several billboards you can see around the city of san francisco now part of a new strategy to stop distracted driving. these billboards show distracted drivers caught in the act not only texting also some of them eating or putting on makeup. they weren't put up by law enforcement or safety coalition but b

teenaged mutant ninja turtles. the trailer for the movie is out. autism. cdc said one in 68 children has autism. a 30% increase from two years ago. l'wren scott left $9 million of her estate to boyfriend mick jagger. follow us on twitter at #cbssf. >>> the threat of expensive fines is not working so maybe people will stop sending text messages while driving if there is the threat of public embarrassment. we can only hope. anne makovec is live in san francisco with the story of one man's unique approach to discourage distracted driving. anne? >> reporter: up on the billboard here in the richmond district of san francisco is what's known as a twit a texter while in traffic. this is one of several billboards around the city a new strategy to try to stop it. they are caught in the act of texting, eating, putting on makeup. they weren't put up by law enforcement or a safety coalition but by a graphic designer who started taking pictures as a passenger in a vehicle and putting them up on a website he created called twitspotting.com. >> it's better to learn this

is that a nail tech or a ninja. look at the way she's dicing those callouses with a credo blade, it's banned in at least 45 states. >> that type of thing is meant for a doctor to use, not a nail technician to use. >> that semisurgical tool can cause bleeding, yet we found it readily available in nail salons. that's nothing compared to what athena has seen and experienced. she too goes undercover. >> probably going to go have unprotected nail sex. >> these are spy glasses. >> here she is getting a pedicure, when the employee busts out a home improvement tool to improve the condition of her feet. >> she said, i have the perfect tool. >> that tool, a dremel. a rotary device meant to drill and sand wood. >> drill, sand and so much more. >> but definitely not someone's foot. >> she pulled it out and said, don't worry, don't worry. i can do this for you. and really basically freestyled on my feet. >> what did you think when they pulled out that sander? >> i was scared actually. >> then i started to think, wait a minute, t

the crowd in every match and you end up marrying a beautiful jordanian woman the latter the ninja like well a lot to say you know the latter cleans your emphasis on family values for example. very similar to the tune of two cultures to society to engage a fine day to be another attractive aspect of all you know jordanian people feel about the background are so similar to those of us in time gloria says officially a boy during my visit to our last family i found a lot of fat click here. quality. it's from this and so was just really attractive. and so they and their defenders like friends and together they make job they have to kill each other now and so the cause to me part of the family and so on and look at the cc feel like combing how i feel like home and join in also and now says that hollywood has been no soul upon graduation fall on the isle of man she can chew like to know continue her research via guillotine come on and that given the fact the you know the old school lunch or in hot demand. in jordan as paul knew somebody was villages few years ago for that one of the hill top