prince harry licking on a nipple. prince harry bearing a bra. naked prince harry in vegas.aked prince harry in vegas, humping his naked friend. and the classic, prince harry the nazi. order now, and we'll throw in this "oh boy, i really [ bleep ] up" mug for free. mm. time is running out. don't be late. call today. [ applause ] >> jimmy: very special. the nazi was a halloween costume. that was a halloween costume. we didn't make that up. we would never do something like that. but i do know what i'm getting the queen for christmas. i just think it's refreshing to see a famous redhead drunk and stripping that isn't lindsay lohan for a change. [ applause ] hey, this is -- puzzling. student athletes at the university of kentucky and at the university of louisville now have their social media accounts monitored by coaches. if you want to play sports in louisville or kentucky, student athletes have to use a special software that alerts the coaching staff when an inappropriate word is posted on facebook or twitter. there's a list of words that will set off an alarm, for real. it's

. >> bill, you got your nipple pierced. >> a lot of people think it's a mole. stop writing in. it's a nipple. kids under 18 are not allowed to do a lot of stuff so let's add this to the list. if the concern is getting help site this b, and purple, you're going to get. the but people do this stuff to appear nonconformist but that follows into the con conformess realm which makes them conformist, which makes no sense to me. wasn't that funny. >> pierce your pancreas. >> what's the secret to healthy hair? jill dobson, i use the blood of baby seals. >> i club them myself. >> first, have pictures that are dirty in compromise our security in that's not a rhyme. ps >>> was their focus on porn instead of all things airborne, according to a memo, the pentagon's missile defense agency warned its employee to stop gawking at smut on government computers. they were detected in, quote, engaging in inappropriate use of the network and they reflect time taken away from designated duty. whatever, fun police. many adult entertainment sites are infected and they're used to steal government data a

. >> stephen: yes, yes, i like to keep it so cold, can i cut diamonds with the audiences nipples.e you don't want to talk about this play because it's fascinating. you have a friend here named franky you hung out with him 30 years ago. >> i met him in the summer of 1983 and this play concerns that summer. >> stephen: you knew him almost 30 years ago. you hung out one summer? >> that was when we met. we had an incredible summer. became such a good friend. you know, i last we had a few phonecalls and he left houston. i couldn't find him. >> stephen: and then you went on leno. >> i asked if anybody knew him. ten years later desperate to find him. if anybody knows him have him get in touch. his brother was watching and we were hanging and talking to him about this idea for a play. well, there was no plot that summer but the characters were fascinating and i thought it would be great. i didn't want to mention it. >> stephen: you wenten to leno to find somebody. you know about facebook, right? you can just google people. >> this is 1993 so i i believe t was prefacebook. >> stephen: he h

. >> you have to wear pasties on our nipples.obe malfunction, it wouldn't show your nipple. but i never worn my. hi, i'm jennifer gray and i'm here answering your questions. >> congratulations on your winning "dancing with the stars." i was hoping you could give us some juicy details about "dancing with the stars." >> cathy, you vixen you. when you wear your costume on the show night, the mike pack is shoved under your breast. one breast, just one. so therefore, it could be a little uneven. you've got two breasts, and i found it a little uncomfortable. so sometimes i would wear it on my back. >> there's no doubt that you come from a highly talented family. and i'm a huge fan of your grandfather. i'm just wondering if he ever taught you how to do his famous glug? >> such a great question. i can't do the glug justice -- wait, i've got to warm up. glug, glug. i don't know. he was really great at it. so i'm not good at it. he didn't teach me, i just tried. >> i fell in love with "dirty dancing" when i was in a senior in high school.

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unfortunately the fascist lawyers wouldn't let me sell the vibrating nipple head that. would have changed lives. finally before we go i'm sick of you asking me to show puke videos much we will be gone until 2012. to shut you up until then i thought i would put one last bad taste in your mouth. (puking sounds) >> oh my god (puking) >> oh my god (puking) >> daniel: good night. maybe i will see you next year. ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) pepsi presents: pepsi presents: stephest colbchella '012: rocktaugustfest. ♪ (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome! welcome! avast, ye swabs! welcome to night three of pepsi presents: stephest colbchella '012: rocktaugustfest! (cheers and applause) oh, my friends, oh, my friends, it's been a great first two days but tonight, tonight, santigold! (cheers and applause) right now i'd like to take a moment, a very important moment to thank the people who made this possible. if by people you mean corporations-- and i usually do. (cheers and applause) the good people at pepsi. now, i

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a nipple, and in rome, all part of the tour. such antics go with the territory.hat was clear the last time i sat down to talk with her with a stack of viewer questions. of all these, there's one question that blew up the internet. do you have any idea what it is? >> i don't know. >> reporter: they want to know what you think about lady gaga. lady gaga has admitted being influenced by madonna. ♪ i'm on the right track baby i was born this way ♪ >> reporter: but when "born this way" sounded a little more than similar to "express yourself" ♪ some wondered if influence was plain out copying. >> it feels reductive. >> reporter: is that good? >> look it up. >> reporter: we did. it means simplified or crude. her answer set off a firestorm. >> she's -- her career's over. >> reporter: elton john's been on her case ever since. most recently on australian television on a program called "sunday night." >> she looks like a fairground stripper. >> reporter: madonna tried to prove her point with her known mashup as part of her mda tour. she's expressed herself all the way to th

once she gave birth, her puppies had a hard time eating because they couldn't get at her nipples. here is the sweet thing that happens, the animal medical center in the los angeles area took addie and her pups in, they shaved all of her fur. it took 90 minutes to get the fur off this little dog. >> this is an extreme dog makeover. >> awe, this is so great. >> it is great. >> she's like, wait, i'm confused, you're taking off my clothes. >> they're all awaiting forever homes. if you know somebody in the los angeles area looking for a dorks they can pick these babies up. >> i love these rescue stories. these are the best stories ever. >>> think about one of your most fun weekend aentu measures up. this is at door set quarry in vermont, the oldest marble quarry in the u.s. it has shear rock walls and is perfect for cliff jumping, cliff diving and pure weekend awesomeness. i love it. it's a great place, free for the folks in that area. a little hard core there. he jumps off one cliff face and bounces off another. then you've got this tandem dive, like synchronized diving with a twist.

(laughter) i'll just put a nipple on that, save that for later. okay. now, technically it's night three of the convention but because of hurricane isaac monday night was very short. just enough time for r.n.c. chairman reince priebus to start the national debt clock which i believe also tracks mitt romney's net worth. (laughter) monday night, the whole thing was over in ten minutes, but last night more than made up for that by going on forever. (laughter) oh, the speeches! the pageantry! the fun! it was like christmas morning... (laughter). it was like christmas morning if santa kept all the gifts for himself and filled stockings with clean coal. (laughter) now, every night this week has a different theme. last night's theme was "we built it." "it," being, i assume mitt romney. (laughter) i always wondered who assembled him because that is quality work. but, of course, there's really only one mission for this entire week. >> i think a big part of this week is telling the mitt romney story of... about a good and decent man that knows how to fix things. >

what would have been the thrill and mystery thrilled her nippled body leaving a mockary of a voice. she carried him back to her cavern, still, there lives together was wanting and not only because in their condition they had trouble conceiving children. they became astranged though she longed to give him everything and he was eager to take it all. each sought the other through a different mirror. >> called : what happened happened. and finally. [laughter] a story called terminals. in the last moment of his life, time slowed and slowed to a halt. no longer pressed as he has been in youth he strolled the youth on foot and thought over every thought. love and war and stars he grabbed the meaning of it all as a whole. he yearned to share what he knew. though that lived on and might have learned moved to a future where his still voice would not be heard. thank you. [applause] >> hello. i'm going to read a scene from draining the sea coming out in march. it takes place in guatemala during the 80's. this is a scene from the polytechnic the tick cal school where they would take the disappea

giving newborns only breast milk unless medically indicated and not allowing pacifiers or artificial nipples to breastfeeding infants in the hospital unless medically indicated. no. 3, a possible alzheimer's disease treatment from drugmaker eli lilly has failed to slow mental decline in two late stage studies, but it did show promise in patients with mild cases of the disease. now there is no cure for alzheimer's which affects a person's memory and ability to think. no. 2, tobacco companies will not be required to place graphic health warnings on their cigarette packages. a federal appeals court tossed out the government mandate saying the fda failed to prove the labels would reduce smoking rates. no. 1 tonight, west nile fears hit panic levels near dallas, texas. up to a dozen people have called 911 to request an ambulance for a simple mosquito bite. mosquitoes can spread west nile, but doctors ask people not to seek medical help unless they showed symptoms like neck stiffness or fever. so far 29 people in texas have died from the west nile virus and that is tonight's fox 5 top five. matt?

he's still relying on conservatives to keep nipple this race. they have someone to try to replace him, but no sign he will quit. >> chuck, there's a sense of wanting to clean the slate after a rough ten days for republicans. you have this storm churning offshore. may not make a big deal in tampa, but is there some concern about the tone of the convention if we see communities along the gulf coast suffering heavy damage? >> look, there are folks with the romney campaign that think romney can't catch a break. ever since he named paul ryan and got momentum after the pick and he's interrupted by two storms, one a political snowstorm todd akin, which we just brought up but tan actual storm. as this storm moves to and closer to louisiana, the specter, the sort of shadow of bush and katrina does hang over this convention. it is something organizers are concerned about. don't be surprised if tuesday gets changed again. they've already gotten rid of monday, but they could change it again and sdr to squeeze it into some form of two and a half days, lester

correspondent" because i was on cnn and other networks talking about how a bodyguard of gaddafi's twisted my nipple during a news conference. and you're sitting there going, "what is this? this is a news conference. how can you do this?" because they wanted to kick me out of this new conference, and so the quickest way to intimidate a woman is to sexually assault her. and the quickest way for women to fight back, besides punching them in the face, as that woman in tahrir square did-- and i kicked him in the shins in that news conference-- is to shame them, is to say, "this happened to me, but i'm speaking out because the shame belongs to you, not to me." and as i said, it's not just me. there are so many women in egypt who for years have... in 2005, the mubarak regime began a systematic assault of women in demonstrations. you had women who staged a demonstration the next day showing their skirts ripped into two, saying, "this happened to me," and showing photographs of how they were pushed on the ground and rape was simulated on their bodies and saying, "this happened to me," because when you do th

the nipple can separate from the base and can possibly cause a young child to choke. if your baby has one, stop using it. go to wusa9.com. >>> what is the deal between the first place washington nationals and the philadelphia phillies? in this series they seem to have our number. >>> plus peyton manning and the denver broncos put on a show. >>> but first residents are ordered from their homes as a huge sinkhole threatens two apartment buildings in baltimore. we'll be right back. >>> welcome back. 5:10 on this monday morning. isolated showers going on mainly east of the bay. otherwise just a humid morning, mostly cloudy skies and nice temperatures. wore going to get back into sunshine today. a stray shower this afternoon. high temperatures will make it into the upper 80s. we have the 5:00 a.m. advisory on isaac. right now here's monika, with timesaver traffic. >> reporter: all lanes are open into fairfax and the beltway and all the way to the roosevelt bridge as well. i'll be back with more at 5:19. >>> something called the women are watching bus tour has launched. it

america, the man is nominated to lead our country, one of our first thoughts are, i wonder what his nipplesk like? romney made the first move on the "uss wisconsin." he made a slipup when he welcomed ryan to the stage. >> join me in welcoming the next president of the united states, paul ryan? >> jimmy: i'm not sure, but i think mitt romney just fired himself. [ laughter ] hey -- thank you. see, the sun has been roasting us. and we just gave it right back. you know, there's an important new reality show i want to alert to you. it premiered last week on tlc. tlc used to be the learning channel. now, it's the opposite of that. the show is called "here comes honey boo-boo." it's a spinoff of "toddlers and tiaras." her and her family, in the premiere last week, the ladies of the house decided to go on a diet together. to get that started, mom june weighed herself on an unfortunates bathroom scale. >> y'all ady? y'all ready? don't say enough. >> e! >> my momma weighs the most in my family because she's fat. >> jimmy: well, there is a certain logic to that, i guess. [ laughter ] welcome honey boo

. >> i don't remember hearing anything about nipple clamps. >> i found some baby oil.next suggestion's from dernard trout. he said, "jimmy, i love card tricks. can you have someone come out and do one?" you know what, i actually know the perfect guy for this. his name's the great benito. we've had him on the show before. let's bring him out. the great benito everybody. fantastic. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i feel like -- i feel we're all ready in a trick somehow. the great benito, you're going to perform a card trick for us tonight? >> yes, that's right, jedidiah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: jimmy. uh, yeah. okay. well, this is the card trick. all right, i'm ready. i'd love to play. >> okay, then. [ clears throat ] ♪ pick a card. any card. [ laughter ] now, study it. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> memorize it. >> jimmy: yep. >> show it to the people. yes, i shall shield by eye. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. >> okay? >> jimmy: yep. >> now, place that card back into the deck. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and your hand is the deck. >> obey me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's n