funny or die," in which you have apparently come up with such a piece of comic genius that robert de niro described you as wooden. >> yes. >> michelle williams told me before i did it, she said why don't you predict you have malaria. you know, run. don't do this with paul ryan. >> so you have done this. you can check it out. but the crucial battle theme, you're a competitive man, is you're very near to beating sandra bullock and ryan reynolds in the number of people who viewed this right? >> the first week that sandra and ryan did the proposal, they did 600,000. we're at 585,000 now. so i think we need 14 or 15,000 more people. and we have about another three or four hours. >> harvey, i want every one of my viewers to click on funnyordie.com. >> thank you, piers. >> coming up, a man who loves a good argument and he's come to the right place, magic man. 95% of all americans[ ma] aren't getting enough whole grain. but actually, it's never been easier to get the whole grain you want from your favorite big g cereals. from cheerios to lucky charms, there's whole grain in every box. make sure t