it puts the nivea on the skin. ( laughter ) >> stephen: you're wearing lavender and peach blossom perfumeo, sir. i think that's the glade plug-in you're smelling. ( laughter ) >> stephen: ah, yes, freshness all day. still hunting president trump? >> do you know him? >> stephen: i do. we were golfing buddies once. we ate our caddy, turned him into a taco bowl with a nice diet coke. pf-pf-pf-pf-pf-pf. ( laughter ) >> doctor, what can you tell me about the president? >> stephen: you already have the answers. what is his nature? what does he do, this man you seek? >> he's-- he's an idiot who says the first thing that comes to mind. >> stephen: no, that is incidental. quid pro quo, clarice. tell me your worst memory of the election. >> one night, on a tuesday donald trump won the presidency, and then i heard a strange noise. it sounded like a scream, like some kind of screaming... >> stephen: what did you do? >> i crept into the living room. the tv was on. i was so scared. so scared. msnbc, the anchors, they were crying. they were crying. >> stephen: thank you, clarice. >> now it's your turn,