i'm trevor noah. of amazon's hit show "transparent" jill soloway is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) and, oh, real quick, we didn't even plan this, i just

hi, noah, we are here in formby at the petrol station and your auntie told me that in this moment you shape. that will change soon i'm sure. i've heard you are evertonian, is that white? you're a huge evertonian! so hopefully you will enjoy this little video anyway. so all the best and see you soon. hope we win! of course not! bye, all the best! that's all from sportsday. there'll be more sport here on bbc news throughout the evening. we will get onto the uk forecast in moment, but first of all, the state of play with the hurricanes. of course, hurricane irma, and there is also hurricane jose course, hurricane irma, and there is also hurricanejose which could become a major hurricane as well. our picture shows low pressure in control, driving this weather front south overnight. behind it there are showers. they will be most frequent towards western scotland and northern ireland. not too many showers. eastern scotland mightjust get down into single figures, the rest of us won't. tomorrow morning there will be a fair few showers from the word go in western scotland. some sunny spells, t

i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in!y guest tonight a 17-year-old climate activist xiuhtezcatl martinez is joining us. a really fascinating young man. you will want to stay for that. first, donald trump has a surprise, not talking about tax returns. ( laughter ) before leaving office, barack obama left trump a note in the oval office. trump told us he got the note but he -- well, you know trump. >> i just went to the oval office and found this beautiful letter from president obama. it was really very nice of him to do that, and we will cherish that and we will keep that, and we won't even tell the press what's in that letter. >> trevor: that was the third day of donald trump's presidency back when he had that new president smell, that was like 18 scandals ago. remember that? ( laughter ) trump said he was going to keep the letter from the press, so the guy is a man of his word so i guess we'll never know. >> president trump has since shown that letter to his white house visitors. ( crying ) i wish that letter was preside

>> noah: agh! oh, that's -- >> nick: [ laughs ] >> noah: yeah. ya goof! >> nick: here.this. >> noah: well, you're in a hell of a mood today. >> nick: yeah, i just got off the phone with our realtor in ann arbor. apparently our fast-track liquor license is the stuff of legends. >> noah: cool. that should work in our favor, right? you know, generate some buzz for the new club... >> nick: that's it? that's all you got? just "cool," man? come on. that's disappointing. >> noah: the way things went down with the liquor board, grandpa using his clout... i know that's not how you like to do things. >> nick: look, it happened, all right? i'm over it -- mostly. we needed that liquor license to begin our expansion, and now we have it. we're gonna charge right ahead. you know? this thing is all ours. we don't owe anyone anything, including your grandfather.

. >> noah. >> noah. and you want to know why? >> why?because ryan gosling played noah calhoun in the "notebook." and we all love ryan gosling. >> there's no doubt a lot of liam and one direction fans. liam is popular. >>> so i've always wondered why we don't use the metric system here in the u.s. pretty easy, mostly zeros. apparently, pirates are to was the secretary of state and one of the big initiatives george washington put him in charge of was deciding one unit of measurement for the entire country to use. a french guy came over to the u.s. specifically to persuade jefferson to make it the metric system. only his boat ended up in a storm, they ended up in the caribbean, pirates captured him, never made it. by the time the french sent someone else, there was a different secretary of state and he did not care about the metric system. >> pirates of the caribbean will soon be out on dvd, brought to you by disney. so, you know, every time you log onto your computer or log off, you have to do something. >> control alt delete. >> they aske

>> noah: agh! oh, that's -- >> nick: [ laughs ] >> noah: yeah. ya goof! >> nick: here.e this. >> noah: well, you're in a hell of a mood today. >> nick: yeah, i just got off the phone with our realtor in ann arbor. apparently our fast-track liquor license is the stuff of legends. >> noah: cool. that should work in our favor, right? you know, generate some buzz for the new club... >> nick: that's it? that's all you got? just "cool," man? come on. that's disappointing. >> noah: the way things went down with the liquor board, grandpa using his clout... i know that's not how you like to do things. >> nick: look, it happened, all right? i'm over it -- mostly. we needed that liquor license to begin our expansion, and now we have it. we're gonna charge right ahead. you know? this thing is all ours. we don't owe anyone anything,

we're here with trevor noah.h: how do you feel like the south african perception of the united states has changed as we shifted presidents? >> i don't want to start any wars, but i do feel when traveling home to south africa and to many countries, people almost enjoy that america's going through donald trump. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> like, i know it's -- but not in like a bad lot for the country, just for the idea. because you must remember, america for a long time, has been the coolest kid and like just the richest kid in the world. >> seth: yeah. >> the only thing most people in the world have had over america is the presidents. so, when it was george bush, people were like, "you got everything, but haha." >> seth: yeah. >> you get what i'm saying. and then obama comes and then it's like, "well, this is not fair now." >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> like your president is basically like your dad. the dad of your country, and so your dad's got to be quirky and funny. your friends make fun of you. right, bec

i'm trevor noah!onight's guest, here to talk about the movie, femm "the mounn between us," idris elba is here, everybody! cheaper he's going to be right here. maybe he's going to talk or maybe he's going to sit here shirtless five minutes ( cheers and applause ) either way, it's going to be a good show. but first, what an exciting weekend in new york. the u.s. open finished up. rafael nay del beat out a south african in the final, so screw him. ( laughter ) but the story of the open was undoubtedly that of sloan stephens who started the tournament unseeded and ended the week boiling out of control. >> all that hard work, to hand you a prize money check for $3.7 million. ( cheering ) >> sloan, having done this once, does it give you a hunger to win another slam, to do this again, feel this feeling again? >> of course, girl, did you see that check that that lady handed me? like, yes! >> trevor: oh, man! i love her so much. i love it! finally a sports person who just tells it like it is! nonof that, oh,

and i come on and they're like, trevor noah.o... ( laughter ) is there a formula for a trap name? >> trevor mane. >> trevor: gucci mane and trevor mane -- ( rapping ) >> that's it! >> trevor: "the autobiography of gucci mane" will be available september 19. gucci mane, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) and app) >> trevor: that's it for now. before we go, let's check in with our friend jordan klepper at the studio for his new show "the opposition" we premieres next monday the 25th right after "the daily show." >> how does it feel to be a hapless pup of the mine stream media. >> trevor: nice to see you, too. doesn't it also make you a puppet. >> no, you're the puppet. trevor, i've infiltrated the main stream media to destroy it from within like a justice crusading termite or free thinking bed bug. >> trevor: seems like if it would backfear if you destroys the network that airs your show. >> i'll cross that bridge and burn it when i get to it. no one can oppose the opposition. >> trevor: jordan klepper,

i'm trevor noah.ur guest tonight the creator of amazon's hit show "transparent" jill soloway is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) and, oh, real quick, we didn't even plan this, i just wanted to say thank you so much. i will be told that i will be with you until 2022 or until i am impeached. so thank you so much for having me, support meg and supporting the show. i appreciate you. ( cheers and applause ) let's start tonight's show in detroit where kid rock who has been teeing a 2018 senate run gave a first stump speech recently. >> will you please welcome the next senator of the great state of michigan, kid mother (bleep) rock! ( cheers and applause ) >> you call me racist because i'm not p.c. as if you have to remind me "black lives matter." nazis and bigots and ban the kkk? i say, (bleep) all you racists, stay the hell away! if kid rock for senate has got some folks in disarray, wait till they hear kid rock president of the u.s.a.! >> trevor: wow! ( laughter ) i'm not going to lie, i thi

and i come on and they're like, trevor noah.no... ( laughter ) is there a formula for a trap name? >> trevor mane. >> trevor: gucci mane and trevor mane -- ( rapping ) >> that's it! >> trevor: "the autobiography of gucci mane" will be available september 19. gucci mane, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) sir jeremy, you are a true friend of the crown. dilly, dilly. dilly dilly! madame susan, you are an even truer friend of the crown. dilly, dilly. dilly dilly! what is that? this is a spiced honey mead wine that i have really been into lately. please follow, sir brad. he's going to give you a private tour of the pit of misery. i'm sorry, what? pit of misery! dilly dilly! dilly dilly! here's to the friends you can always count on. inspired by the world. introducing vea. with real ingredients baked right in. with no artificial colors or flavors and always non-gmo. vea. find your way to real. we just got to take it one game at a time. next question. odell. odell. can you repeat everything you just said? my livestream won't load. (bl

hi noah.ou are not in the best shape at this moment, but that will change, soon, iam this moment, but that will change, soon, i am sure. i this moment, but that will change, soon, iam sure. i have this moment, but that will change, soon, i am sure. i have heard that you love everton, a huge evertonians, hopefully you injoy that. all the best and see you in the next derby! yes, where we when! 0f the next derby! yes, where we when! of course not! goodbye, all the best. that's all from sportsday. coming up in a moment, the papers. hello and welcome to our look ahead to what the the papers will be bringing us tomorrow. with me are asa bennett, brexit commissioning editor at the telegraph and the times columnist jenni russell. tomorrow's front pages...starting with... we start with the i which carries an extraordinary picture of the devastation caused by hurricane irma as it swept through the caribbean. the metro says the uk has promised £32m in aid to uk territories in the region, it also carries

i'm trevor noah!onight's guest, tennis star and author maria sharapova is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) we'll be chatting about her new book and everything tennis related. first, big news in the tech world today. apple announced the new iphone 10 -- but who cares? because this is the technology news that we're interested in. >> not safe for work. conservative senator ted cruz raising eyebrows this morning after liking a hard core porn video on his twitter account. take a look at this screen shot from his @ted cruz twitter account. appears he liked a tweet from an account called sexual posts, includes a two-minute clip that appears to be pornography. >> trevor: yep, of course ted cruz was search for porn by typing "sexual posts." that is the most generic, lame way to search for pornography. what else does he search? uncovered swimsuit areas. reproduction showing the outside parts. ( laughter ) you know what? i bet ted cruz doesn't even watch porn for the sex. he probably just gets exci

i'm trevor noah.ight's guests, promoting their new album "prophets of rage," chuck d and tom morello, joining us, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) but first, if you've been enjoying the ongoing soap opera at the white house, there is an exciting new character for you to meet. >> hope hicks, who is one of the most trusted aides to the president, will now officially become the third communications director in this white house. >> now, hope hicks is a tremendously talented person. she started off with us right from day one. she used to be in my real estate company. i said, "what do you know about politics?" she said, "absolutely, nothing." i said, "congratulations." you're into the world of politics. right? ( laughter ) >> trevor: yeah, you know, we laugh. but that's the same answer that trump gave when america interviewed him for his job. "hey, donald, what do you know about politics? 'absolutely nothing.' congratulations, mr. president. you're hired." i think hope hicks will be perfect for this job b

i'm trevor noah. guest tonight from the movie "i do until i don't," lake bell is joining us, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) also tonight, we have a special conversation with a former u.s. nuclear negotiator with north korea, and he's going to try and tell us what's going on in that part of the world. so that's going to be a fun conversation. stick around for that. but first, hurricane season continues with devastating effects. breaking news overnight, the most powerful hurricane to hit the atlantic. >> hurricane irma is leaving a path of destruction in the caribbean. >> smashing into st. martin, st. barts, anguilla, guadalupe, and bartholemew. >> and she is still churning at this hour. >> trevor: can i just ask a question? how many once-in-a-lifetime event is it going to take-- in our lifetimes-- for everyone to admit maybe manmade climate change is real? you realize that hurricane irma is the most powerful atlantic storm ever recorded. and that's exactly the sort of thing that climate scientists

i'm trevor noah! my guest tonight fashion designer zac posen is joining us, everybody! cheers and applause ) but first, as you know, hurricane irma hit the caribbean yesterday and because of the storm all planes headed to the area were forced to turn around. except for one plane whose pilot clearly watched sully one too many times. >> it got scary on a delta air lines flight. took a big chance and headed toward puerto rico just as hurricane irma was closing in. >> while other flights made an abrupt u-turn, the pilots and crews stayed the course toward pores ricco, once the plane landed the crew did a turnaround. >> they came in, did aircraft service, get the bags off, got passengers off -- 30 passengers inbound from j.f.k. for some reason and 180 on the way out. >> everybody arrived back at j.f.k. airport okay. delta officials say no one was ever in danger. >> trevor: a couple of things. first of all, dude, i know there is a hurricane but if you do a report from your bedroom, make your bed. it's so messy at the edges. is the hurricane in your room? what's going on? ( la

the trevor noah has been strong -- but trevor noah has been strong along young viewers.: that key demographic. he is now in place for the presidential election with a contract for five more years. in signingeen active their high-priced talents. o'brien.er, conan late-night talk shows are hitting their stride. >> comedy reflects whatever is happening in the nation, whether it is podcast or late-night comedy. people have tremendous interest in what is happening in washington who go to a comedy for a respite or to be sued because they are scared or upset with what is happening. because theyoothed are scared or upset with what is happening. that applies to comedy central, to viacom. no company has been held to more by the changing media pace of consumers. viacom has all these networks that spoke to a young audience, now watching youtube and netflix. you still have these networks trying to lock in a talent for a long time to make sure they can't go somewhere else, like amazon or facebook. scarlet: good points. lucas shaw, joining us from los angeles. julia: still using primet

i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight former interim ceo of red it and diversity activist ellen pao is joining us everybody. but first, but first, did you all love seeing sean spierls on the emmy -- spicer on the emmy's last weekend? no? well good news. that may be the last time you ever see him. >> the job offers for the president's former white house press secretary are not rolling in. nbc, abc, cbs, fox and cnn have all passed on adding sean spierlspiceras a paid contributk of for the reason. >> trevor: sean spicer can't get a job anywhere. now he's going to be forced to become a stripper? and a bad one. sean, you haven't taken any of your clothes off yet. >> actually, actually i've taken off more clothes than any other stripper in history period, period. >> trevor: i can't believe that every network turned him down and the sad part is he didn't even ask, they just prerejected him. just in case yes, it's a no, it's a no. i will say i think it's less about sean spicer 's credibility and more about the f

i'm trevor noah.guest tonight co-chair of the bill & melinda gates foundation, bill gates is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) put your laptops away! he's not fixing those today. before we begin, some news from croatia, billboards that featured first lady plan plan and the slogan just imagine how far you can go with a little bit of english have been taken down after her lawyer threatened to sue. just imagine how far you can go with a little bit of english. i can't believe that put that up there with melania's picture. it should have been a picture of donald, let's be honest. ( laughter ) although maybe melania wasn't mad. maybe she was trying to save someone else from her fate. to me it sounds like a threat -- learn a little english and you will end up a prisoner like me! don't do it! ( laughter ) but let's turn to our main story. over the last few weeks, we've seen a barrage of hurricanes hammer the caribbean and atlantic coast. but for the white house, there's been another storm brewing, not

and his children, jenna, noah, and lay louisiana my colleagues -- my colleagues, please join me in thanking my chief of staff, a man who has served the united states congress with honor and distinction for more than 25 years, nadeem al-shami. thank you.

we have noah and his friends this morning.ack to you. >> good that noah has a little bit of company now hitting the 6:00 a.m. hour. thank you, matt. >>> happening today lieutenant governor gavin newsom and senator bernie sanders speaking at the nurses association convention in san francisco. the cna has endorsedim h for governor in 2018. senator sanders is the headliner of the convention and will speak at 1:00 p.m. and his appearance comes after the week of the national medicare for all legislation. afterwards sanders will be the guest of honor at city college of the ocean campus at 3:30 p.m. he endorsed city college's free tuition program before the last presidential election. >>> a last-minute settlement will stop a trial involving the deadly asiana plane crash a. surgical dentist sued the airline claiming she could no longer work because of an injury suffered during the crash. the airline was challenging the severity of her injury. jury selection was supposed to begin today. our media partner the bay area news group reports

that is the word from noah, it's obviously the national organization that is going to monitor what happens with this. it comes from the governor and the fema federal government side. everyone's saying it. it's no longer if. it is when irma gets here and how. so, if you're in a mandatory evacuation zone, it starts to become incumbent upon you to take that decision seriously and get o out. if you decide to stay -- and the government can't really force people to leave, at least not in an effective way -- you have to make sure that you have enough supplies for about 72 hours, water, food, obviously, but also batteries and things where if you have a need, you can fulfill it yourself. the first responders cannot come during the storm, even when you call 911. down here, they have one of the best teams in the business. but during the storm, they have to hunker down. after the storm passes, which we're being told is anywhere from five to ten hours, that's what the mayor of miami beach just told us, five to ten hours, there is no help available. you'll have to fend for yourself in what could be disa

i'm trevor noah! thank you so much, everybody! thank you so much.ur guest tonight from the new comedy "ghosted," craig robinson is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) funny guy. we're going to have a good time. first, i know americans may feel like their congress is divided and dysfunctional, but you ain't seen yo uganda. >> a brawl in uganda's parliament breaks out over the debate about the president's eligibility to run for office again. i don't know what the weapons are but they're using whatever they can get their hands on. the constitution has an age limit of 75 for president. the 73-year-old president has ruled uganda by taking presidency by force in 1986. so the argument to change the law to allow him run again after age 75. >> trevor: the fast rule about ugandan parliament is you talk about ugandan parliament. what does that reporter mean, i don't know what those weapons are -- a mic stand! we have mic stands in africa. the reporter says, their fighting with a giraffe stick, i don't know what that is. it's a mic stand, okay? ( laughter

this is video crazy from a noah hurricane hunter flying into irma.ming up one of the hunters going to talk to us in flight, from one of noah's specialized planes. >> cheryl: but first a troubling sign displayed on an overpass in albany new york reads "more dead he's near, he's next. >> i feel that it's not safe now adays. it shouldn't be like that. >> absolute horror talking about people that put their lives on the linebe every day for strangs yeah, my dad says our insurance doesn't have that. what?! you can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you™. liberty mutual insurance. bburning of diabetic nerve pain these feet... liked to style my dog as a kid... and were pumped to open my own salon. but i couldn't bear my diabetic nerve pain any longer. so i talked to my doctor and she prescribed lyrica. lyrica may cause serious allergic reactions, suicidal thoughts or actions. tell your doctor right away if you have these, new or worse depression, unusual changes in mood or behavior, swelling, trouble breathing, rash, hives, blisters, muscle pain wit

i'm trevor noah!ur guest tonight, here to chat about natural disasters, journalist and author kathryn miles is joining us, everyone! ( cheers and applause ) but first -- but first, mitch mcconnell, officially announcing today that he won't schedule a vote on the republicans' latest plan to replace obamacare. ( applause ) which means it's dead! kaput, finished! although, we shouldn't get too happy because this isn't the first time we have been told its dead. like it might be really sick, but it keeps surviving. you know what it's like? it's almost as if the republican health bill also has obamacare. that's what it meals like. you should be dead by now. i have very good health care, very very good health care. if i had myself, i would be long gone. ( laughter ) while america is no moving backwards, other countries going forward. >> breaking news the saudi arabia. a royal ce kree issued that will allow women in saudi arabia to drive. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: yeah, yeah! congratulations saudi ar

. >> i want to bring in dan noah sr., he is a veteran nbc producer, now lives in sarasota, florida. he produced coverage of hurricane andrew. good to talk to you, dan. i have to ask you what are you doing still home? >> well, i'm not in an evacuation area, i'm pretty high ground and, you know, one of the scariest or worst parts of these storms is really more the high tide, the water than the wind. so as long as i'm dry, you know, i think we can hide from the wind. >> we mentioned you are a veteran producer, you've seen this, you've lived it and obviously now live there, but i know we've been hearing all of these terms from the governor, from folks at noah, kinds of terms, kinds of warnings i have not heard before. based on your experience what are you looking for? what scares you for your state? >> you know, what scares me about hurricanes, frankly, is the eyewall. i know this is a big hurricane, it's got winds that cover a large area. really the scariest part of the hurricane always has been, as is evidenced from andrew and every other hurricane is that eyewall and unfortunately sa

i'm trevor noah.y guest tonight star of "the lego ninjago movie," olivia munn is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but let's get right to it because, if you haven't heard, one of the trump sons is going solo. >> donald trump, jr. is giving up secret service protection. now, the president's eldest son elected to forgo this service. trump, jr. lives in new york city, works at the trump organization, avid camper and hunter and says he wants more privacy than he can get with a bunch of agents following him. >> trevor: i love as donald, jr. is giving up security, they're reporting exactly where he will be and when. ( laughter ) donald trump, jr. will no longer be protected. he won't be protected when he was at work in trump tower, new york city or home on sutton place. and this is his phone number and don't forget he will be completely unguarded while camping in the berkshires! when donald trump, jr. heard this i bet he was, like, can i get them back?! being followed all the time has to be ayo

noah winchester is charged with 22 counts relating to the rapes of five women. prosecutors allege he would pull women over, then order the women to have sex with him. >> at a time when we're trying to rebuild law enforcement's reputation, for a man to do this while wearing the uniform, it is an egregious disgrace, and one we can't to hold accountable. >> he is confident if he gets a jury of folks with open minds, and willing to listen, there will be a different account of these than we have heard so far. >> reporter: the judge did dismiss a couple of the less serious charges, relating to one of the sacramento victims. the trial is scheduled to begin october 5. he is being held owe on over $1 million bail. if convicted, he could face life in prison. >>> equifax under intense pressure now to explain how hackers stole personal data from millions of americans. kpix 5 morning anchor, michelle griego states dozens of states are also investigating. >> it is as bad as it gets. >> reporter: massachusetts attorney general mora heely says she will sue equifax for violating

thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. tonight's guest from the nbc show "superstore" america ferrara is is here everybody, going to be a fun conversation. but first let's not waste time, the most important story of the day. >> looks like a big change is coming for social media users after years of limiting tweets to 140 characters, twitter is testing out 280 characters. double the current limit. so if you are on twitter and you always seem to run out of room to finish your thought or add that extra emoji, you may be in luck. >> trevor: 280 characters. let me ask you a question, who looks at twitter and thinks, i need more of this? yeah, right now my haters can only make fun of my mom. what about pie dad? what about pie dad? honestly, these days we don't need any characters, let's be honest. there should be fewer characters on twitter. everything is pictures now anyway, you can say anything we want with two emojis. well, not anything but the most important things that we can say. (laughter) that's right, people. that's rig

i'm trevor noah! thank you, everybody!y guest tonight is out with a new book, katy tur is going to join us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) first, straight into the news of the day, former congressman anthony weiner was sentenced to nearly two years in prison for sexting with a minor. i wonder if when they arrested them the cops said, we can do this the easy way or the hard way! and he was, like, the hard way, please... ( laughter ) meanwhile, jared kushner admitted he was using a private email account to communicate with other white house officials. ahhh! private email? ( laughter ) kushner says what he did is nothing like what hillary clinton did and he'll explain the whole thing in his new book "what took place." ( laughter ) but let's move on to the story that's been blowing up your feed all weekend. friday night president trump went to alabama to campaign for republican senate candidate, although i don't remember the candidate's name or anything about him because, instead, trump decided to attack the n.f.l. >> toda

his name is noah. >> how do you feel being here by yourself? >> it sucks. >> reporter: you were hoping this would be more of an event. >> yeah, like the previous ones, but, eh. >> he wasn't lonely the whole time. so you don't have to worry about noah. a few people started showing up around 36:15 this morning. preorders for the iphone 8 are down 78% compared to iphone 7. one review calls the iphone 8 a fairly straightforward update of the iphone 7. now, remember, apple is also releasing its newest version of apple tv and apple watch series 3 today. the really big lines are expected for the iphone x, and that is going to be released to the public on november 3rd. >>> starting today, you can play with face filters while sharing live video on instagram. so here's how it works. the visual effects can be added before you start streaming or during your broadcast. instagram says it could take a couple of weeks for the update to be available around the world. >>> get ready for fall fun. the events you don't want to miss this weekend. the weather should