noah: charlotte. noah garden, nice to see you. skyler: skyler. noah: thanks for coming in.emonis: thanks for meeting with us, by the way... noah: oh, of course. lemonis: ...on short notice. we're in the big leagues. charlotte: i know. the major leagues, literally. yeah. as far as product, we do phone cases. we have these wireless chargers, which i think are going to be a really awesome way to go. they're kind of a different product that -- lemonis: wanted you to see the quality and the weight, and i wanted you to see the cases. noah: what's generally the price point? charlotte: they'll be $29. skyler: we think that's the right price point... charlotte: that's a better price point. skyler: ...because our focus is on, how can we provide that level of sell-through but also provide that level of quality that we want, because it's our brands on the line, both mlb, of course, and everkin, right? charlotte: we'll go through some stuff that we put together for you guys. i see them as kind of complementary designs. so, we can do stuff with team logos, but we can also make it really

a little bit about my dad and my parents. , they are noah's great-grandparents -- god willing on flag day, june 19, my dad will turn 96. god willing on d-day, june 6, my mom will turn 91 and in two weeks, god willing, we will celebrate with their new great grandchild their 70th anniversary together. [applause] my family, it is just a great part of the american dream. my father was an exterminator. he struggled his whole life. once sent him a father's day card that said we are the only family that associates this mill of ddt with came home from work smelling of all the chemicals, but the ddt did not do him too bad. he's going to be 96. only in america could an exterminator's son grow up to be the first jewish leader in the senate of the united states of america. [applause] so, my friends, as i reflect on my growing family, i cannot help but think of what kind of society we are going to leave to the next generation and the generation after that. tonight, i wish to speak personally about my support for israel, the need to maintain a strong bipartisan relationship, thathe very real threat

. >> why noah could be the next star on the big screen?ing provided by -- ♪ >>> this is not something that typically happens to somebody like me. it's very overwhelming. >> congratulations to mandy moore who got her star on the hollywood walk of fame today. her "walk to remember" co-star shea west was there and her tv family came out to support. get ready "this is us" fans because this week is an epic one here at "e.t." >> i usually say get your tissues out. only we have your favorite pearson family couples sitting down and dropping some major truths on each other starting with mandy and her tv husband milo ventimiglia. >> what is the most pivotal scene you've ever shared together? >> i think the fight because that was the first time you saw mom and dad at each other. and really the only time. >> i devoted my life to you so you could have a life. >> that is absolutely ridiculous. >> how dare you. >> that's absolutely ridiculous. >> and that might have been the only time mandy has ever heard expletives that i said to her in life. >> same. >

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i will tell noah that as an adult i watched my grandfather, noah's great-grandfather, one of the few in his larger family to survive the holocaust because he was lucky enough to come to america become overwhelmed by emotion and break down in tears when he saw eric israel -- israel for the first time. noah just like many of you will tell your children and grandchildren over pesach that this is the bread of affliction our fathers ate in egypt. in every nation they have tried to afflict us. being jews we have found that major -- levity in that history with three sentences. us. tried to kill we survived. let's eat. god my friends we live in america where our people have had every opportunity to survive and thrive and thank god that after two millennia of wondering the desert the jewish people were finally able to return to the land of milk and honey. freedomey can live in and raise families in relative peace. there's no question the jewish people have come a long way in but i stillyears feel a great deal of anxiety as i know all of you do in this room looking at a world today were threat

noah wasd, the sky talking to me about what could be improved from the v.a. and the health care system. he is a musician. it felt really good. >> can i ask you a question? rep. o'rourke: absolutely. >> thanks for coming to iowa. and right nowoyed month,ium is over 10% a which is a lot. the problem is the cost of health care. it is out of control. i am a college student as well. if i were to hurt my ankle today, safe all and trip on something, that could basically put me in a position where i could probably not finish college and i would be in debt for a long time. i know you support medicare for all. i am not sure where you fall on that, but do you think health care is a human right? if so, if you were elected president, would you support health care programs where every single person in the country could receive full medical care, dental free of cost? to. o'rourke: the answer your first question is yes, i believe it is a human right. i believe that every single american should be able to have health care, mental health care, primary health care, women's heal

this is noah centineo. >> i'm noah centineo.i've loved before" or "sierra burgess" on netflix. anyone else thinking that noah centineo could have been a a young mark ruffalo? just me? not just you. casting directors always comparing me to him. i even think i am mark ruffalo. [ laughter ] space and time is just a weird thing that we can't understand. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] is that possible? >> wow. >> jimmy: could that be possible? >> i -- yeah, wow. >> jimmy: it's amazing >> he's way better looking than i was. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, are you kidding me? >> jimmy: you weren't -- you l weren't goking when you were this -- >> no. how old is he? >> jimmy: he's probably like 15 oo.so. >> [ laughter ] i wish i looked like that, i swear to god >> jimmy: well actually, we went on instagram. i found a picture of you. this is you when you were 15. i think it's not bad. i thk -- [ cheers and applause ] wow. [ laughter ]ht >> all rnow. >> jimmy: similar, i mean, similar. come on. >> noah -- noah, you're doing way better t

of noah's ark. noah sent the dove, the dove returns, olive branch in the beak, something is growing out there. he sent it out again, and the dove does not return. and in the story, the great old testament story, noah decides to take the tarp off the ark and lo the world had. been renewed. -- had been renewed. as a text, as a place to put his audience, the meaning of this election, it was not just about lincoln, it now means that this war is going to be prosecuted to its ugly, horrific bloody end, but it will mean black freedom. he went to the oldest rebirth story in western civilization. that is classic frederick douglasss. . he does this dozens of times, when he needed a story or a metaphor, he went to is king james. he went to the great stories of the old testament. the or on many other stories. announcede speech, he the following sunday he was going to go to baltimore for the first time ever since he escaped from baltimore as a slave. and in 1838, he had not been back -- he had been through balti

whoe was this guy noah works at the v.a. and university of iowa hospital. he was talking to me about what he sees at the v.a., what he would improve. talks on the health care system. we talked about music. he is a musician. he does jacket from the pain i distracted me he from the pain i was feeling. it felt really good. >> can i ask you a question? rep. o'rourke: absolutely. >> congrats on the race and thanks for coming to iowa. i am self-employed and right now my premium is over 10% a month, which is a lot for anyone. the problem on top of that is the out-of-pocket cost on health care. it is out of control. i am a college student as well. for me, if i were to hurt my ankle today, safe all -- say fall and trip on something, that could basically put me in a position where i could probably not finish college and i would be in debt for a long time. i know in the past you said that you supported medicare for all. i am not sure where you fall on that, but do you think health care is a human right? if so, if you were elected president, would you support health ca

noah: absolutely. warren just released a new comprehensive plan that would do some breakups. enforce facebook, whatsapp, instagram, things like that. it would also focus on creating a bunch of new regulations for large companies. focusing on the regulatory side and breakup side. something like that is probably coming down the pipe. the -- i don't know the vagaries of politics, but that is a thing on people's mind. sentiment has turned against a tech companies on a number of issues. things like privacy, things like who owns your data. and, also worries that companies like amazon could hurt small businesses. caroline: let's get your opinion, which one is the right way? is it better to split them up? does that help foster more growth in the startup? is it about regulation, that could stamp out future startups because they cannot deal with the likes of gdpr? if we did see a more hostile environment building in the united states to breed competition, would you want both of these plans of attack or do you th

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i'm trevor noah. thank you for coming out. thank you, thank you, thank you! thank you all for coming out. take a seat. let's do it. our guest tonight-- i'm really excited is a u.s. representative from the great state of texas, and the only black republican from the house of representatives, will hurd is joining us everybody. ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, kellyanne conway has the weirdest marriage, and desi lydic on the women who invented men. so let's catch up on today's headlines. first up, let me officially welcome you to spring. yeah. it's the first day of spring. you can feel it? you can feel it everywhere. here in new york, the winter street urine has begun to thaw. in philadelphia, gritty is shedding his winter coat, yeah. and in washington, d.c., ben carson is coming out of hibernation. yeah, very cool. but it turns out, there are some people who may be enjoying spring too much. >> southern california's unusually wet winter has created an explosion of color, one of mother nature's most dazzling displays-- hillsides over-run with poppi

noah about whether we can ensure people who do have employer-based insurance and like it are able to stay in that. to everyoneicare who doesn't have it. you need to invest in the medicare program and the quality of care and the choices in the network so that it becomes the preferred choice for everyone, regardless if they have employer-based insurance or not. i think that may be the quickest and surest way to get there may be this. there are incredible courageous women who work in the house who, like you, like me, like noah are trying to find a way to get to what you just described. i am excited there are so many options out there. yes as president i would find , the quickest path to get there so that every single person is able to get the care that they need. >> free of cost? rep. o'rourke: the reason i use the word guaranteed is because you mentioned the costly premiums. we meet people with co-pays that kick in after insurance that people cannot afford. it has to be so you can afford it. whether it is absolutely free for everyone upfront, at one point or another one -- or another e

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willing, they are noah's great-grandparents and got my dad willflag day turn 96.urn 91, my mom will and we will celebrate with their new great-grandchild their 70th anniversary together. family is just a great part of the american dream. my father was in a 10 -- can exterminator and my sister want a card with all the chemicals smelling. in america, could next terminator son grow up to be the first jewish leader in the senate of united states of america. as i reflect on my family, i cannot help but think what kind of society we are going to lead to the next generation and a generation after that. tonight, i wish to speak andonally about my support the need to maintain a strong -- strong bipartisan relationship. that jewish communities across the globe are facing. the security of is real is and has always been america's national interest, but i fear that many of our younger generation don't feel that same threats. that is a fundamental problem we must confront head-on. that is certainly not true here at aipac. our young people know the story and the importance of is

i think what noah said is correct.argue even more so than the white house. you know, everywhere from the epa to the commerce department, these are people with very, very close business ties and less government experience, in many cases. >> these numbers and the folks are talking about it, people who lobby before they join the administration or in their current jobs. remember, one of the president's -- and you know from covering the trump administration back from the start, one of the first things donald trump did when taking office was to put an executive order to ban appointees lobbying after they leave. that is actually something he's touted at his rallies. >> i've already imposed -- i'm not sure they're too happy about it -- a five-year lobbying ban on the executive branch officials and a lifetime ban on lobbying for a foreign government. >> so how is that working out? at least six former administration officials are now registered lobbyists. the question from the beginning was, how do you enforce that, noah? >> wel

this is as dwyer warning for noah. >> it is, what noah is looking at is we have an el nino event. it has a profound impact on climbs around the world and i changes the jet stream and win along a different pattern and a pattern that brings more storms into the parts of the united states. that's part of why they are patricking we are going to see a spring season with the extreme flo flooding. why is this going to lead to unprecedented flooding because there is another ingredient here. the oceans are warming up. there is more moisture that's available to these storms to turn into record rainfall. that's what we saw with this bob cyclone that was drawn on more moist golf air that led to extreme precipitation both rain and snow and we got this extreme flooding. in america, there is a landfa landfalling, tropical cyclones, it literally killed maybe 100 or 1,000 people, unprecedented a lot of flooding. we have seen the worst two floodings event on records in the united states of the last two and a half years, that was hurricane harvey and florence. el anyone know has happened before and

i'm trevor noah! thank you for tuning in! thank you all for coming out! thank you so much!et's do it! let's do it! our guest tonight, here to celebrate this week's series finale of the hit show "broad city," abbi jacobson and ilana glazer are joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) yes! also on tonight's show, the mueller report is finally out. plus, democrats have a new plan that will totally work this time. but first let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ i.s.i.s. four years ago, they had a terrorist state spreading across syria and iraq. but this weekend, their last neighborhood was officially gentrified. >> more breaking news this morning, the i.s.i.s. caliphate is crumbling, the last i.s.i.s. strong hold in syria has fallen, that's according to the u.s.-backed syrian democratic forces. you will remember at the height of their power, i.s.i.s. controlled, look at this map, an area the size of portugal across syria. >> trevor: this is great news, my friends, i.s.i.s. is gone and all of syria -- syria's problems are finally solved. don't google that. ( laughter ) bu

noah monster play in oui’ their wedges.r play in our current climate 200 quid for a dress or shoes. or you can say, you can get something better, so if all you can say about your brand is that kate middleton, who is relatively bland and boring, sorry duchess of cambridge, and theresa may are some of your more famous people who are wearing your stuff is very middle range. it won't excite anybody if megan margolis there doing their shopping, they would sell out. but meg margo wouldn't be seen dead in that. not everyone can be at the top of game all the time. this is a sign of a healthy high street is that you are flexible and you change and you bring a new start and you try to diversify and you keep your core customers happy and find other ones. every season, wedges again. you only know about one kind of shoe. i thought about high heels, that's not right. our final paper is the daily mail. what is this about carry—on criminals? it's not funny unfortunately. does make things that they love, criminals, and aren't they awful? a

or is it vladimir noah? ( laughter ) >> trevor: come on, dude! i'm not russian!>> trevor: dude, are you wrist ning to yourself right now? just accept that trump beat this investigation. >> well, then we need more investigations. what about his tax returns? what about his casinos? what about how his son ain't got no chin. they ain't got no chin! they go from chin freight to the mouth and the throat. supposed to be something in between. between the mouth and the throat is supposed to be the chin, and it's gone. follow the chin! >> trevor: calm down, dude! why are you so hysterical? >> because we've got to get this man out of office, trevor! i haven't slept since 2006. i can't go five minutes without refreshing twitter. we have to get this man out of office. there's got to be a way, brother. >> trevor: the 2020 election is coming up. why not just vote? >> we could frame trump for murder. i know a dude looking to get rid of a body. we'll wait till trump leaves and plant the body in the white house. >> trevor: roy, that's just crazy, man! >> right, we'll do it at mar-

noah's blood alcohol level was more than four times the legal limit.he freshman was found unresponsive in the house behind me after a party in january. his father says noah was taking part in a dangerous and long-standing fraternity ritual. >> reporter: the death of noah already prompted the fraternity to close its chapter at uc irvine indefinitely. his father dale attended a vigil for his son in january. >> they put this together, i miss my son, she misses her brother. >> reporter: in a new statement to cbs news, dale domingo says we discovered the horrifying truth about fraternity hazing. he contends the fraternity was conducting its big brother night ritual, where know he withnoah d to guzzle a drink to become part of the family. they refer to this type of ritual as being one of the deadly nights. authorities say domingo died at about 3:30 in the morning, but the initial 911 call was some six hours later. >> why is he unconscious? what happened? >> he just drank, he just drank too much. >> disputing the account in the 911 call, noah's father says hi

. >> before we get to rosenstein, what do you make of noah's assertia comments? >> what he says about the law doesn't hold up. it's very different from edwards. there's no negligence here. cohen has already pleaded guilty to a felony, which involves knowing conduct. this is done as he's already pleaded to and the court found at the eve of the campaign in order to keep trump from having damage to his campaign. so the edwards president just is -- whether congress will go for it is one thing. the notion it's legally benign, doesn't fly. >> on rosenstein, what do you make of the news? if he's staying longer does that mean we should be reevaluating when the mueller report will drop? >> we reevaluate that every day. there's this perplexing context where we on the one hand are told it's any second and then it just keeps dragging on. i think that's the reason he's there, also to allow for the confirmation of his successor, jeff rosen, whose hearings take place next month. i think the bated breath frenzy of waiting for the mueller report any second should ease up a little

reporter: no one knows how long they will continue their protest, but for no a and her friend -- noahnd her friends, one thing is clear. if politicians don't step up, students will step up another notch. brent: here are two people invested in that march we saw today. two might write is luisa neu bauer -- to my right is luisa nor bauer. her is johannes vogel from the natural history museum -- next to her is your highest google from the natural history museum -- johannes vogel from the natural history museum. young people are trying to get the older iteration to do what it should to protect the environment. do you agree this is about the people in power and the people who will be in power? >> very much. we feel older generations and particularly -- that is our message today, that is what we are fighting for, for them, for our leaders, for older generations to take responsibility for us. brent: is that an indictment on our generation? have leaeaders failed -- the leaders failed? johannes: yes, since the 1980's we have known what is happening. in the 1810s it was warned about human effect

, noah, noah, it's a stretch. >> it's not a stretch. it was in the fact that they said was doctored and leaked and accidentally handed to npr. >> they're not taking our hamburgers. >> they're telling you to reduce the amount of beef that you eat. >> well, there is nothing wrong with that. >> i actually think that sounds like good advice, noah. >> we were just talking about that last night, that i need to stop eating four steaks a night and i think she may be right. >> it's a little unhealthy. >> let's get to trying to sum up this week and what happened at home and abroad and some of the things that happened in between that are just staggering at this point. so there are some disagreements between the trump administration and north korea's kim regime for why the hanoi summit ended in failure. >> basically they wanted the sanctions lifted in their entirety and we couldn't do that. they were willing to denuke a large portion of the areas that we wanted but we couldn't give up all of the sanctions for that. but it was about sanctions. i mea

and if you remember the story of noah and the ark and what happens afterward, noah had cursed the children of ham, declaring them destined to be servants. this is what is referred to as the curse of ham, the he metic myth. the basic idea here is that the way that southern clergymen would have it, god had given white southerners a blessing. he had given them a bibliccally sanctioned people to be their slaves. turning from religion to history, important literary figures and academics. journalists, politicians in the south, they all sort of expand and develop themes that thomas dew had touched on. they emphasize particularly how the philosophy and the art from ancient greece and ancient rome, civilizations that white americans cherished as parts of their cultural heritage. all of these things, they pointed out, were the products of slave society. so they concluded that slavery was therefore not barbarism. slavery was high culture. and once you could justify slavery that way. once you could justify it generally with history and religion, then you could turn to a sociological argument. you coul

i'm trevor noah.tudent an insanely talented musician, a super nice guy, here to chat and play us a song off his new album gary clark, jr. is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on the show tonight, why 2019 was the worst black history month ever. roy wood, jr. with a magical "cp time" and kim jong un breaks president trump's heart. but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ israel, it's the country that three major religions call "the holy land." but today the people of israel are saying holy crap! >> breaking news out of israel where prime minister netanyahu has been indicted. the israeli attorney general announcing on charges of bribe bring and fraud. >> netanyahu allidged accepted more than $100,000 worth of cigars and sam shane from a man he gave political and business favors to. >> trevor: that's right, israel's prime minister has been indicted for corruption. and look, guys, i'm all for corruption, but you have to have standards, report? how are you going to be a world lea

i'm trevor noah! thank you for coming out! yeah, yeah! let's do it! let's do it! guest tonight is a filmmaker and producer with a new documentary series called "the atlanta child murders." will packer is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on the show tonight, airline safety videos are lying to you. why socialism is so hot. and the congressman who's suing a cow on twitter. so let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ first up, if you've ever gone on twitter and shit-talked a politician for fun, i hope you have your credit card handy because now you're going to have to pay up. >> republican congressman devin nunes is suing twitter and several users for more than a quarter billion dollars. >> he claims they defamed him. among the tweets he references is from a patrioty account @devinnunesmom, and another if we have questions about strip clubs or hookers we'll call you, okay, devin nunes? >> how can it be that i am attacked hundreds of times a day by fake accounts they claim in their service should not be there. >> trevor: how come the people on twitter

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah. thank you for coming out. thank you for coming out! thank you all for coming out! welcome to the show, people! let'let's do it. our guest tonight is amazing, author, a physician, and the new president of planned parenthood - leena wen is joining us! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: also tonight, joe biden might have a running mate. roy and ronny have march madness and slavery reparations are coming -- maybe. let's catch up on today's headlines. following last week's mass shooting in new zealand, the whole world came together to offer thoughts and praise. new zealand was, like, thanks for thoughts and prayers but we want to do something also. >> new zealand's prime minister taking swift action following terror attacks on two mosques there. she's announced a ban on almost all military style semi-automatic and assault rifles. >> new zealand will ban all semi-a

i'm trevor noah. thank you for tuning in. thank you so much for coming out! thank you!nd thank you! thank you! let's do it! let's do it! let's make a show. our guest tonight is a fascinating human being. she is a social psychologist with a fascinating new book about implicit bias. dr. jennifer eberhardt is joining us everybody. ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, the good news in the mueller report, the hot new democrat, and the man who won march madness. so let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ ♪ first up, the moon. getting there was one of america's greatest achievements. but what if america could get there again? >> a bold declaration by the vice president today. the trump administration wants u.s. astronauts back on the moon in just five years. >> last december, china became the first nation to land on the far side of the moon and revealed their ambition to seize the lunar strategic high ground and become the world's preeminent space-faring nation. and let me be clear-- the first woman and the next man on the moon will both be american astronauts launch

i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight, let's do it, y'all!ur guest tonight is a grammy-nominated rapper just out with his first novel. you know him as logic. bobby hall is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, robert mueller's not going away. jussie smollett says no collusion, and a wardrobe malfunction that's literally out of this world. so let's catch up on today's headlines. jussie smollett. a month ago, the em"empire" actor was attacked by two trump supporters who turned out to be nigerian weight lifters who turned out to be american brothers. but now the story is getting weird. >> breaking news this hour, chicago prosecutors have dropped all charges against em"empire" actor jussie smollett. >> i have been truthful and consistent on every single level since day one. i would not be my mother's son if i was capable of one drop of what i was accused of. >> actually got a new statement from the county state's attorneys office which says we did not exonerate mr. smollett. the charges were dropped in turn for mr

i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight is the dutch historian -- take a seat! too much fun!ake a seat! our guest tonight is the dutch historian and author who went viral when tucker carlson told him to (~bleep ) off. rutger bregman is going us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, president trump has three new scandals, michael jackson gets canceled, and why joe biden would be a terrible r&b singer. so it's going to be a fun show. i've missed you all. i hope you're good. ( applause ) because i am not. this daylight savings thing is trash. i feel like i'm hung over and i didn't even drink. not only did we lose an hour, it was a good hour. 2:00 to 3:00 a.m. on the weekend. we're in the club having a good time and it closed out of nowhere. why don't they schedule daylight savings for 4:00 p.m. on a friday? yeah! daylight savings! that's my proposal. i'm running for president. enough about daylight savings. let's catch up on today's headlines. let's begin with the devastating news of the ethiopian airline crash. this is the second time in six months this ty

i'm trevor noah! good to have you out here! ( cheers and applause ) yeah! yeah!e a seat, let's do it! our guest tonight is an author and an activist from the hit show "top chef," padma lakshmi is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) it's going to be so much fun! also on tonight's show, mitt romney is an alien, an election in north korea, and the women behind the worst men in history. first, a lot of news needs you attention today so i hope you all snorted your adderall, because i will be honest people, today, there's too much news. luckily too much news is just enough news for a segment we call "ain't nobody got time for that." ( cheers and applause ) all right, let's get straight into it with the biggest story to rock american colleges since the invention of the red solo cup. it's the college admissions bribery scandal, or as i call it bribegate scandalgate. >> breaking news a major college scandal, the feds bust up a large scale scheme helping students cheat on their college entrance exams to get into top schools. >> prosecutors say parents paying a c

i'm trevor noah. thank you for coming out. thank you so much for coming out. yeah! yeah! let's get into it, let's get into it let's do t let's do it, let's do it. our guest tonight, you know him and you love him from "year eye" on netflix, karamo brown is joining us, everybody. also on tonight's show trump is bringing down airplanes, how dumb kids get into college, and why your air pods are trying to kill. but first let's catch up on today's headlines. first up, some exciting news for people without do not like dieing in a plane crash. >> breaking news, president trurp says-- trump says the united states will issue an emergency order grounding all boeing 737 max 8's after reviewing evidence from the ethiopian airlines crash, the u.s. is essentially the very last country to ban the aircrafts from flying. here's the president. >> any plane currently in the air will go to its destination and thereafter be grunded until further notice. so planes that are in the air will be grounded, if they are the 737 max, will be grounded upon landing at the destination. >> trevor: okay, no

i'm trevor noah. let's get into it. you guys are great. let's go! let's go! let's go! thank you for tuning in. our guest tonight is an author and activist, really, really fun perfect joining us on the show and activist for l.g.b.t.q. rights. jacob tobia is joining us, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ ♪ first up, if you're watching this, it means you survived yesterday's instagram, whatsapp, and facebook crash. or as the millennials called it, "the end of the world." >> millions of people went through social media withdrawal yesterday. >> facebook down, instagram down. what we're learning about a worldwide outage. >> the outage is believed to be the biggest interruption ever suffered by the social network. >> facebook, along with its other platforms instagram and whatsapp, were down for hours yesterday for millions of people all over the world, some even calling it "the great facebook blackout of 2019." >> trevor: that's right. facebook, whatsapp, and instagram were completely off line. the great blackout of 2019. i th

why am i touching you, noah? this is part of the issue. this is the issue. we want justice.eople to do right. we want the rule of law. but don't be hypocrites. >> we also want people to feel the system is working and you have all these people coming out yesterday, the right hand doesn't know what the left is doing. it looks a little keystone coppish. now you have a state legislator coming out and saying i want state breaks taken away from any production company that hires jussie smollett. >> what i hear is outrage over the perception there is a two-tiered justice system. that would be worthy of outrage. >> it's fact. >> allow me to make my case. that's why this case deserves the kind of outrage that i've heard expressed around this table. the prosecutors in this case say that this was "disposed of in an alternative manner," that is an understatement. this individual was allowed to get off while paying a bond, his bond was not discharged while performing community service. he never entered a plea agreement. he never had to say he was guilty of anything. if jussie smollett's s

creative moments in the kitchen this is what it looks like when timothy noah invents a new dish. it always takes some practice until he's one hundred percent satisfied with the taste and consistency. and then. we throw in some more type chili so let's try we've got a few and we can see whether the taste will come through otherwise it's really. one of the greatest mysteries in the kitchen is how to create new dishes. and how many you can create in a year i'm to be honest at the beginning of my career i created forty or fifty dishes a year now i'm lucky if i manage twenty some years i've only created ten the pressure keeps growing. and this is how the cullen ery creations. the dishes at restaurant are inspired by asian cuisine and there's always an element of surprise among these creations truffle deal phyllis crossed with can eat apples all wrong with roses and she. should because as far as asian cuisine goes i'm pretty relaxed about it. i was in asia quite a lot from two thousand and three to two thousand and eight. the opportunity to travel to asia. i started to enjoy serving up