police staked out the mobile home and rescued noah trout, one day after he was abducted. investigators looking into reports that the couple may have stopped at two other churches before noah was taken. he was unharmed but his head was shaved possibly to change his appearance. >> you'll be happy to know that the emergency medical services arrived on the scene shortly after noah was recovered, and he seemed fine, but he will be taken to a local hospital for further evaluation. he has been reunited with his family. >> police say the suspects have no apparent connection to the boy's family. >>> the faa has handed down some hefty fines against unruly passengers and charged four a total of $67,000. most refused to wear masks. one woman accused of fighting with flight attendants was fined nearly $33,000. >>> a scare on campus at clarion university in pennsylvania. a bear climbed up a tree and got stuck. rescuers gathered around a big tarp, tranquilized the animal and caught it when it fell. the bear was released into a rural area. >>> time now for a look at your thursday weather

joining us now, ceo noah kernor.grats on this milestone >> it's great to be here thank you so much. >> so the acorns mission of building a financial wellness system, that does seem to be at odds of what some people call the gamfication of trading that robin hood promotes. where do you stand as entertainment? >> i think everything about acorn is saving and investing for the long-term. so we encourage our customers to focus on compounding, diversify kay and long-term financial wellness and we get them saving and investing small amounts of money over time so they can create a better life for themselves and their families. >> so should trading be fun? are you part of the buffett camp that thinks gamefication is not a good thing or the reddit meme investor camp that says trading can be fun and should be fun and is a way to learn about investing markets? >> i'm in the camp that says saving and investing for the long-term is how people should focus and how people should think about investing and that's what we encourage. an

," if my name wasn't already trevor noah.e in the role. because the name-- oh, there was? huh. and it's always great to have major name recognition and major poll numbers, but you know what always comes next-- major backlash. >> as the front-runner, he's getting extra scrutiny. >> yang admits he hasn't voted in recent local elections. >> i think, like some others, i may have taken our local government for granted. >> andrew yang is deflecting some criticism after he tweeted this video, a trip to a bodega, depending on what you want to call it. >> new york city relies upon its 14,000 bodegas so much. i love bodegas. >> many shot back, saying this doesn't look like a bodega at all. >> andrew yang facing backlash tonight for suggesting there should be more enforcement of unlicensed street vendors in new york. >> after an l.g.b.t.q. mayoral forum with the stonewall democratic club, yang was called out of touch and tone-deaf about gay issues. >> they said it was like he never met a gay person in his life. >> you're so human and be

a family friend stepped in to help by starting a gofundme campaign to help cover noah's splurge.ar it's raised more than $14,000 and noah's mom says any extra cash will help pay for his education. >> that is great. noah is all set up with those popsicles for the time being. >> yes. >> lifetime supply. >>> larry beil is up next with sports. >> another no-hitter, the a's walk it off and happy birthday to the say hey kid and yes, cake was served, but what ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ hey google, turn up the heat. ♪ ♪ ♪ receive a chargepoint home flex charger or a public charging credit. see you volvo retailer for details. [ sfx: ding ding ding ] see you volvo retailer [sfx: bing bing bing ] [sfx: bloop bloop bloop ] [ sfx: bing bloop ding ding bloop bing ] the day can wait. enter the golden state, with real california dairy. (trumpet playing) fast wifi. it really does make everything better. switch, switch, jump. yeah. so at xfinity, we're not stopping at fast. someone behind me, come on. pick that up, pick that up, right there, right there, right there. we're breaking the gig barrier with wifi spee

. >> help us locate and bring noah home safely. moment to introduce you to who we have here today. we have the fbi, the virginia state police, the marshall services, the virginia alcohol beverage authority, the national center for miss and exploited children. we want to give them all a big thank you for the assistance that they provided to us the last two days. these agencies conducted interviews covert leads and quite frankly in some instances brought additional resources unique to them as they made the difference. i know the community wants answers. please be mindful until noah has been safely recovered. the investigation is still ongoing. we need to be careful of information that is released. >> sandra: you've been listening to an update about noah trout a 2-year-old abducted in virginia. an amber alert was issued. the public told the child was in extreme danger. the amber alert was cancelled. the public was made aware that while he was taken from riverview baptist church around noon on sunday, that that boy is now found. the bo

a family friend stepped in to help by starting a gofundme campaign to help cover noah's splurge.o far it's raised more than $14,000 and noah's mom says any extra cash will help pay for his education. >> that is great. noah is all set up with those popsicles for the time being. >> yes. >> lifetime supply. >>> larry beil is up next with sports. >> another no-hitter, the a's walk it off and happy birthday to the say hey kid and yes, cake was served, but wh >>> sports on abc7 is sponsored by your local toyota dealers. >> good evening. part baseball, part birthday party tonight as the giants honor willy mays who just turned 90 years old before their weekend series with the padres, willy driving around in a 1957 oldsmobile and fans cheering and cutting the cake with his god son barry bonds. buster posey, two-run homer, his eighth of the year, the most for him since 2017. the giants were up 4-0. however, the padres score four in the 6th and they tie th thing up. eric hosmer gone to straight away center field. still tied, bottom seven, austin slater high, deep and aloha means victory on

noah is here, the weather bureau is here, so many things. gina: space commerce.avid: so when you took the job, did you realize how many different disparate things that you have to deal with? and did other secretaries of commerce who had this position before say, this is what you have to worry about? gina: i talked to many and i got terrific advice. i think that is what makes the job fun and hard, it is hard to learn about the details of fisheries, fisheries management, trade, census, space commerce, tarriffs, semiconductors, but for me it is intellectually fascinating. i would like to think if you put your back into it, you can have a big impact across a whole range of topics. david: when you decided to take this position, you called your mother and you said, guess what, i am giving up being governor of rhode island and i will be secretary of commerce. what did your mother say? gina: she said, i hope you help biden. ♪ >> historically the secretaries i've known have said that they have two jobs, one is to represent the president's views to the business community a

captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com i'm trevor noah, and this is the daily social distancing show. today is monday, may 3rd, which means it's officially teacher appreciation week. so, because of that, i wanted to take a moment to personally thank the teacher who changed my life... professor charles xavier. when i came to his school, i was just a lost, cocky young kid. but i'll never forget what he taught me -- "trevor, you're not an x-man. getting nosebleeds is not a superpower. and i still remember that lesson to this day. love you professor x! anyway, coming up on tonight's show -- why diamonds are now a guy's best friend, roy wood, jr. tells us about the black royals you've never heard of, and facebook and apple are fighting over your search history. so let's do this, people! welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah! ♪♪♪ >> trevor: hi, people. let's kick it off with the coronavirus pandemic. it's the reason your grandma keeps saying

captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com i'm trevor noah and this is "the daily social distancing show." today is tuesday, may 4th, which means we are still celebrating "star wars" and how disney is able to use the power of the force. to keep us spending money on this franchise even though it totally lost the plot three movies ago. is there a new darth vader, is luke skywalker still alive? is yoda still a baby? if he's middle aged the manned lorian seems really creepy. coming up, joe biden takes the weirdest photo of all time. we dive into the story of ted cruz, and will smith is getting jigly with it. to let's do this, people, welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: all right r all right, folks, i know you already know this but i'm going to say it. there's a lot of not so great news that is out. covid cases are surging in india and in south america. the united states is struggling to achieve herd immunity, benifer is back in

diversity and distributing scenes without patents a nonprofit organization in austria called nora or noah's ark collects seeds of old endangered varieties. it propagates the scenes and then passes them on to a supermarket chain which sells both the scenes and their produce. here the genetic diversity is genuine. now from the gardens of noah's ark in austria to the sea of south america in ecuador protecting traditional seed varieties also in teaching this tradition. is a farmer and her and her village. and seeds are staple here and fight for life in their community she conducts a ceremony to thank or mother earth for her bounty. for indigenous communities here in rural ecuador understanding seeds and different varieties is essential for survival but the old varieties are fast disappearing pushed aside by modern industrial alternatives 75 percent of traditional seed varieties and native plant species have already been lost. in the ecuadorian capital quito a collective is working to preserve native plants and crops they've already saved 3000 seed varieties which they now make available to farm

and noah is happy with those spongebob popsicles. >> thanks, laura. >>> coming up for you, south bay teacher getting national attention. more than 24 years later, one woman is expressing her gratitude, a lifelong dream that teacher helped her achieve. >>> investigators with the plane crash in mississippi. hattiesburg tuesday night, killing four people. the plane went down after taking off from an airport in texas. all three people on that plane were killed along with the person in that home. it's too early, they say, to determine the cause of the crash. so you just scored amazing savings at ross? mmm-hmm. on brands that take you from me time... ...to go time... ...in no time. hi. get the best bargains ever on looks that work anywhere... ...at ross. yes for less! get your spring on at ross. yes! with brand-name looks at prices that say it's on. yeah, it is! get this season's styles for you... ...and you... and you... with the best bargains ever... ...at ross. yes for less! >>> the east bay housing market making it harder to get in. a 21% jump in sale over a year in alameda county. tha

now from the gardens of noah's ark in austria to the seeds of south america ecuador protecting traditional sea varieties also indigenous traditions. is a farmer and her and her village. corn seeds are stable and vital for life in their community she conducts a ceremony to thank. mother earth for her bounty. for indigenous communities here in rural ecuador understanding seeds and different varieties is essential for survival but the old varieties are fast disappearing pushed aside by modern industrial alternatives 75 percent of traditional seed varieties and native plant species have already been lost. in the ecuadorian capital quito a collective is working to preserve native plants and crops they've already saved 3000 seed varieties which they now make available to farmers all over the country javier career a set up the network 18 years ago when he realised that industrial seed varieties were taking over. the problem with industrial seeds is that they've been bred intensively to ensure they can withstand the use of agro chemicals. they're not designed for natural farming methods and have n

father: noah! vo: something more than a birthday is happening here. group: ¡feliz cumpleaños a ti!ou can see it, you can help. the sooner you recognize the signs of autism, the sooner you can make a lifetime of difference for your child. start by answering a few simple questions at screenforautism.org >>> back now with the dramatic rescue caught on camera in austin, texas. two hero police officers risked their lives to save a man trapped in that burning truck. they dragged him to safety just before the vehicle exploded and was engulfed in flames. the officers say they were just doing their jobs. >>> a new video is out showing a passenger lobbing several punches to a southwest flight attendant's face until another passenger stepped in. the flight attendant lost two teeth in that assault. southwest says the passenger was refusing to comply with landing instructions. she was arrested and the airline now says she is banned from future flights. >>> next, the summer products in short supply. businesses say there is already a shortage of essentials like air conditioners, and experts are b

the united arab emirates for you ah, the reserve with established my she siad and created a kind of noah's ark for one of the rarest species of the time. the radiant or ex, this island of the white antelope became abu dhabi, natural, always the the b. 15 development at breakneck speed, but down against the modern bactrim. but dobby symbolizes the rapid growth from fishing settlement, booming metropolis. the u. e is a record breaker when it comes to the consumption of energy, resources, and water. the so even in my own lifetime, it got difficult to keep up with the changes i can point as something unique and beautiful and enormous and tell you that this was desert 5 years ago. so i can't even imagine what it's like for my father or his father before him to see where we were and what we could become me. it all began in the oasis group, alcholay, the largest uninterrupted san desert in the world. i brought the air a better when federation of the bunny, us to the glass palaces of darby into by me, the name sir bonnie us, the island, the bunny on us, harks back to the political union from which

. $2,600 bought noah bryant 51 cases containing 918 popsicles.y pleased with his purchase, his mother, not so much. the treats are not refundable. a classmate of his mother, who is studying to become a social worker, set up a gofundme, which exceeded its goal in just one day. so some good will come from noah's purchase as an amazon spokesperson says the company has, quote, been in touch with the bryants and is fulfilling a wish list of their choosing in the amount of the order. that's hilarious. >>> a group of goats is being tasked with protecting the ronald reagan presidential library and museum in southern california. hmm. 350 goats arrived at the property this week to eat the brush surrounding the building over the next few weeks. ahh! this will protect the property from potential wildfires. the goat program now in its fifth year serves a as a greener alternative way to clear out the brush that was credited from the 2019 ez fire. that's creative. >>> and a town in japan is causing a stir after using $230,000 of covid relief money to build a gi

ucsf sports management professor noah on ha says. meeti are typis way of putting some fire under the city's feet, though she suspects that aids patients is probably running thin. there's two things that are happening here one they're putting pressure on the city of oakland. to pass. you know any of the legislation that's necessary for them to continue to build that the howard terminal, but at the same time, it's tradition for professional teams than the united states to move where the owners get the best stadium deal. team leaders are in vegas this week, the mayor's office, giving this statement to ktvu saying las vegas has always been open toe active conversations with major league sport franchises as they seek new locations and expanded community support for over 20 years. these talks have included dialogue with league commissioners and for the oakland a's. these have been occurring since 2019 las vegas is excited, even though this is generally just done is kind of. ah threatened, maybe a little bit of pressure. on oakland. there c

the name's been holding the top spot here since 2014 noah.am matteo, sebastian and julian said, i know one noah. how many clothings do you know? there's only one you need to know one. claudia i don't make those lists that nothing. good have you heard? oh great to be here. have a good weekend. have a good weekend at home. thanks for watching everybody or next newscast is coming up at four o'clock. more coverage. online ktvu dot com and on the ktvu news app thanks again for watching over him. mm. up next one of america's favorite next beverages. soda. ah. while soda has never been great for your health it's getting a makeover. we're investigating the new bubbly drinks claiming to build up your gut health and even calm your anxieties. do these fizzy drenks measure up to their promise? and then is your emotional baggage holding you back? and you can train your brain to get rid of the emotional hangups. starting first thing in the morning. ♪ dr. oz: soda. seltzer. pop. call it what you want depending on where you live bubbly soft drinks have been

noah just got vaccinated... hope... so that we can get to all the other moments.u didn't know you were waiting for. let's get it... together. so we can be together. let's get to immunity. now's your moment to get vaccinated. >>> building a better bay area, moving forward, finding solutions, this is abc7 news. >>> santa clara investigators cleared the vta's gunmen 's home today. they say samuel cassidy's motive has yet to be determined. today, the union that the shooter was a part of that there was not a disciplinary hearing scheduled for wednesday, the day of the shooting. our i-team learned u.s. customs and homeland security did not notify the vta or santa clara county law enforcement in 2016, when they detained cassidy with terrorism books and a notebook listing grievances against the transit agency. >> the mass shooting has touched many here in the bay area and across the country of course moved by this awful event. unfortunately, some out there may type try to take advantage of you and your generosity. michael is here with some timely advice and these people w

diversity and distributing seeds without patents a nonprofit organization in austria called nora or noah's ark collects seeds of old endangered varieties. it propagates the scenes and then passes them on to a supermarket chain which sells both the seeds and their produce. here the genetic diversity is genuine. now from the gardens of noah's ark in austria to the seed of south america in ecuador protecting traditional seed varieties also indigenous traditions. is a farmer entered her in her village. and seeds are a staple here and vital for life in their community she conducts a ceremony to thank. her for her bounty. for indigenous communities here in rural ecuador understanding seeds and different varieties is essential for survival but the old varieties are fast disappearing pushed aside by modern industrial alternatives 75 percent of traditional seed varieties and native plant species have already been lost. in the ecuadorian capital quito a collective is working to preserve native plants and crops they've already saved 3000 seed varieties which they now make available to farmers all ove

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now it's sparkling you again me after more than 5 years, the renovation of burns, noah, and that's, you know, gallery is finally complete. and, but now the famous an icon of museum designed by lute big meat fund can be admired in its simplest form. as a temporary lights on the surface, not much seems to have changed since we are not often heightened times of openness . this whole is a unique structure. no other museum in the world is like it. that was one reason to preserve it because we stuff lots of technical equipment into the ceiling where it can't be seen. the guiding principle for the renovation was as much me as possible remotely. mesa was take me find out the german born american joint of modern architecture. he was commissioned to design the new museum in the early 19 sixty's 1200 metric tons of steel. well did together on sites into one piece to form the roof. hydraulic jacks lifted it into place, a top 8 pillars, a masterpiece of engineering that still causes jaws to it was the last nice fun building to be completed. the crowning glory of his korea, the good, his guys the kno

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i'm trevor noah, and this is "the daily social distancing show." today is wednesday, may 12, and congratulations to all the new members of the rock and roll hall of fame, including tina turner, foo fighters, and jay-z. and i know a lot of people are sayig jay-z is a hip hop artist and doesn't belong in the rock and roll hall of fame, but guys, that's some bullshit. people haven't made rock 'n' roll since 1970s. the history channel. it was history. now it's random weirdos trying to find ghosts. you gotta evolve! anyway, on tonight's show: we meet the woman who's hoarding vaccines in her body, jordan klepper recounts the votes in arizona, and the g.o.p. is getting a makeover. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: all right, you all, let's kick things off in texas, mexico's hat. if you live in the suburbs of houston, you probably expect life to be pretty une

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i'm trevor noah and this is "the daily social distancing show." today is monday, may 17th, which means it's your last chance to pay your taxes on time. and i know people hate paying their taxes, but don't think of it as the government taking away your money, think of it that everything the government buys is yours. that's what i do. so when i walk down the street, i think, "oh, there's my stop sign! there's my orange traffic cone!" and then, when the police stop me from taking it home, i can say, "hey, stop beating me with my batons!" anyway, on tonight's show: space aliens are getting shy, ronny chieng gets rich off nft's, and everyone switches sides in the mask wars. so let's do this, people! welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah. ♪♪♪ >> trevor: all right, people. our first story is about venmo. you know, the app that lets friends send the same $25 back and forth to each other. the money transfer app ha

now from the gardens of noah's ark in austria to the seed guardians of south america ecuador protecting traditional seed varieties also indigenous traditions. is a farmer entered her and her village. and seeds are stable and fight for life in their community she conducts a ceremony to thank. for mother earth for her bounty. for indigenous communities here in rural ecuador understanding seeds and different varieties is essential for survival but the old varieties are fast disappearing pushed aside by modern industrial alternatives 75 percent of traditional seed varieties and native plant species have already been lost. in the ecuadorian capital quito a collective is working to preserve native plants and crops they've already saved 3000 seed varieties which they now make available to farmers all over the country javier korea set up the network 18 years ago when he realised that industrial seed varieties were taking over. the problem with industrial seeds is that they've been bred intensively to ensure they can withstand the use of agro chemicals. they're not designed for natural farming m

by the way, i completely endorsed my colleagues questions and your answers on a noah. as you seen three colleagues before me have talked about the good of the importance of noah from the perspective of climate change and of course being aur number one challenge from the perspective but also the cutting edge research that noah does, fisheries management and they are endangered around the world and basic atmosphere observation here in hawaii who really have led l and climate change. t please take us at our word and our support for full support and the last four years have been defensive and we want to go on the offense again. let me follow up on travel tours of because you recognize the importance in your comments but i want to die that point home with you and ask you very specific questions. i don'tpa think the most people realize the impact of travel and tourism through our national economy. before, 19 u.s. travel and tourism accounted for about $2 trillion in economic output that accounted for somewhere in the range ofoue 16 million jobd it wasec our second largest in

it's like noah's ark in the middle of the desert. these natural oasis, right next door to exquisite luxury, lies a unique animal reserve that gives endangered species a chance to survive. among them is the re be an arcs island of the white analog 75 minutes w o. this is the thing to understand the world better. we need to take us closer to the experience. knowledge of the green. you feel worried about the need to i'm neil. host of the on the green fence protocol and to me it's clear we need to change solutions or out the join me for did the green transformation to me for that i look closely ah. listen carefully. don't know how to list it today. i feel the magic the discovers the world around you. the news subscribed to the w documentary on youtube. ah, this is the w knees and these are the top stories, a thief fire between israel and militant groups, hamas and gaza. has come into effect. the deal brings a hold to more than a week of fears, fighting some of the regions worse in years. harmony said benjamin netanyahu is off the says hi

i'm trevor noah, and this is the daily social distancing show. today is tuesday, may 18th, which means it's the 20th anniversary of the release of "shrek." and everyone was arguing online today about whether shrek is a classic or actually terrible. and i can't believe that this is a debate! guys, "shrek" is the greatest movie of all time. it's got eddie murphy as a donkey. what's the best animal? a donkey. what's the best eddie murphy? eddie murphy. put them together and you've got shrek. not to mention the story: it's about an ogre who thinks he's falling for a beautiful princess, but she actually turns out to be an ogre. which is a good lesson for kids because it's never too early for them to learn about catfishing. anyway, on tonight's show: a new giuliani just dropped, another cp time with roy wood jr., and we'll tell you why the waiter hasn't shown up with the menus yet. so let's do this, people! welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily socia

i'm trevor noah, and this is "the daily social distancing show." today is thursday, may 13, and maybe my favorite day of the year because the c.d.c. c. has just announced that fully vaccinated people no longer need distance, baby. i'm so happy. i'm happy the c.d.c. has finally come out with some clear, simple guidelines about when vaccinated people can wear masks. now i can say to my friends, "come over and hang out," instead of, "come over and hang out, as long as we're from no more than two different households and at least three of us are vaccinated, and also we're just on zoom." this is way better, so thank you so much to the c.d.c. because now-- ( phone rings ) ah, shit, now my friends want to come hang out. anyway, on tonight's show: we'll talk about how getting vaccinated can make you a millionaire, getting followers on instagram can send you to prison, and getting an email can cause a gas shortage around the country. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city t

[laughing] [funky music] >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody, i'm trevor noah and this is the daily social distancing show. today is wednesday, may 19th. and the big thing everybody is talking about today is the line-up, for lollapalooza 2021 which just dropped. and guys, i'm going to be honest am i don't like how they design these music festival posters. you have all the big names at the top and the names get smaller and smaller and smaller like i'm taking a spotify eye exam. i'm sorry, i don't think the foo fighters need the help of the big bold font. if you ask me, all the bands should have the same size font because people don't go to music festivals for the big headliners, they go to music festivals to do drugs in a field. look at this ipg this, the print at the bottom of the post certificate so small it almost looks lieksz lollapalooza is trying to hide something. wait a minute, zoom in i knew it anyway, on tonight's show andrew cuomo cashes in on covid. republicans are ready to move on from the insurrection that they caused. and if you are watching this at work, you mig

i'm trevor noah and sth the daily social distancing show. today sa monday, may 10th. and i hope that you all had a great mother's day yesterday. and i also hope that everyone on instagram got a of solid feedback about how bangable their moms are. anyway coming up on tonight's show russians are hacking our gas tanks. bees join the war against covid and caitlin general certificate running for governor and away from homeless people so let's do this, people. welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, there is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. all right, people, let's do this, let's kick things off with the coronavirus pandemic. the thing that is both almost over and show worse than ever. even as vaccines are making everybody safe, it is clear that covid-19 is a lot like-- in that it is never really going to be over which is why a new break through in testing for covid is getting a lot of buzz. >> dutch researchers are training bees to detect covid-19 infections in samples and

hilton ♪ ♪ paris hilton, paris hilton ♪ ♪ paris hilton ♪ >> trevor: high, what's going on, i'm trevor noahcing show. today is thursday may 20th, and my friends, some sad news just broke this morning. >> microsoft announced that it will be officially killing off internet explorer after 26 years. yeah. i hope are you happy mr. google chrome, mr. i know everything. i mean you i know you never got along but you better show some respect because an, og just popped. i know some are saying good riddance who cares but personally i'm heart brooken. internet explorer was there for some of the most de mief out how to turn off parental controls and download a j peg of a boob. so fair well. you weren't always the fansiest browser or most reliable browser but you were always there for me in the sense that you automatically opened every time i started my computer and i could never figure out how to turn that setting off. all right. anyway on tonight's show cicadas are partying like it is 2004. the world is running out of sperm and social media filters are giving us selfie-esteem issues. so let's do this,

i'm trevor noah, and this is "the daily social distancing show." today is thursday, may 6, which means we are still celebrating teacher appreciation week. and today, we're going to show our appreciation to... gym teachers! yes, that's right, gym teachers. sorry for making fun of you for wearing sweatpants to work. we apologize. now that we all do it, we see just how right they were this entire time. so thank you. twitter is forcing us to be nice. desi lydic tells us what she really wants for mother's day, and how cyber ninjas are going to help donald trump get back in power. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: all right, let's kick things off with twitter-- the site that owes $30 billion in mean royalties to denzel washington. now, i love twitter as much as anyone, but one of the worst things about it is how absolutely any post can turn into a nasty fig