>> jimmy: yes, of course i mean, dude, you're noah schnapp, come on. >> okay.e app. >> yeah. i feel like it's just the most, like, authentic. like, you can be the most real it's just not -- instagram's so fake, i feel like. and i -- i just, i love how funny and authentic tiktok is. and there's actually a debate going on, on tiktok. >> jimmy: okay >> have you heard about the wheels or doors? [ light laughter ] have you guys heard about this >> yeah! [ cheers and applause >> yeah. 3 >> jimmy: all right, so, there's a debate what -- what is it now, again? >> so -- so, someone created this debate, if -- whether there's more doors or wheels in the world. what -- what is your stance before i -- before i make my - >> jimmy: are there more doors or wheels? >> just, in the entire world >> jimmy: well, i'm much older than you, noah [ light laughter ] i've lived a long life, and i will tell you that - >> okay. >> jimmy: -- there are more wheels than there are doors. >> okay, team wheels [ cheers and applause me, too. >> jimmy: wait, you're team wheels >> yeah, yeah. >> ji

just last week, ye reacting to noah's comment, calling him a racial slur.ded for violating the platform's policies on hate speech, bullying and harassment. and over the weekend, ye barred from performing at the grammys over what they say is concerning online behavior. among his five nominations this year, his album "donda" a tribute to his late mother, including hits like "24," up for album of the year. >> it's a huge deal for kanye west to be banned from performing at the grammys. i don't know that the grammys have ever banned an artist from performing before. i know this has to really sting and has to really hurt for him. >> reporter: over the last few weeks, ye's social media have been a series of attacks, many lashing out at kim and her boyfriend, "saturday night live" pstar pete davidson. some attributing it to a struggle with mental health, something ye has been open about, telling jimmy kimmel he wants to have more open conversations about mental health wihout fear of judgment. >> i think it's important for us to have conversations about, you know, o

so i'm going to go straight to noah and speak to noah and ask how great that you are a match to be abler brother freddie? >> it's good, it's great that i'm able to help him. well, now if he needs it, which hopefully he won't, at least i can give him what he needs, i guess. >> that is fantastic. and obviously that really strengthens your bond, doesn't it, it makes you so close. i've got one sister and we're so close. and i can see what you are able to do for your brother there, it just speaks of the closeness, doesn't it, that you guys have. do you know what i'll do, i'll come to dad again, jamie, and jamie, i touched on the charity that you are doing -- raising money for. just tell us a little bit more about the work that they do and why you chose this charity in particular. >> so molly ollys is a fantastic charity that helped us. tim and rachel set it up in 2011 after their daughter molly died at the age of 8. and so they do various things to support children who are going through life-limiting or life-threatening illnesses. and so one thing is that they give all the children an ollys

trevor noah says people should counsel, not cancel the rapper. this all started when he posted a slur. noah has been expressing concern for kanye's ex-, kim kardashian, as a result of the harassment many face when they try to leave a relationship. kanye always a controversial figure. >> 80s coming our way. this is an early taste of summer moving in. we'll take you into the microclimate forecast and show you the beautiful blue skies if you were stuck in the office all day long. you're just getting home trying to get dinner going, you can see how gorgeous it is across san jose. not a cloud in the sky. temperatures averaged about ten degrees above where we should be. the average 66. the only spots here, san francisco and oakland, that's where we did not see numbers surge above average, and that's because we did have a slight ocean breeze, but every sing many one of these spots is going to be hotter. from this area of high pressure building in, this is the same exact pattern that's brought us record-setting drying in january and february. as we all k

noah is not permitted on its own to change the date may 1 to july 1. i have looked into it and under the apa, we don't have the ability on our own to change the date. i will tell you my head of fisheries, janet hoy, i have directed her to be on this and she is talking to the commissioner in maine almost daily. she spoke with him today, i received an update and she'll be speaking with him tomorrow. we are trying to help locate the gear as well as provide as much ability and assistance as we can. let us continue to work on it more to see if we can alleviate the supply chain issues and continue to work on that problem in the weeks ahead i will call you and keep you apprised. >> this is a terrible problem for our state. it just seems so unfair when lobster men and women are not the problem. ship strikes are a problem. there are problems with canadian snow crab here for example but we are not the problem and as you rightly said from a lobster ring is the iconic industry, it's multigenerational. our lobster men and women have always been extremely sensitive

though it's not clear whether thou really come, which is passed as by noah. come by a lake about we have to seek shelter given sometimes i'm a bit reckless and don't go anyway. i just wait and hope it'll give us amiss. when i go for a walk, the streets are completely empty, deserted and mentally. if i see people huddled together, i know it's a line in front of a pharmacy to epa taken in. then i asked in april, stand there for 5 or 6 hours to get life saving medications. coleman this is in a business. ah, in key of sirens will night and day. many stations went off the ear after the capital's tv tower was hit by a missile. so how does bella luce at stay informed and how does she know if the info is accurate? is there the stay the same or a 10 or 20 different new sources in independent ones that, that usually public broadcast as a source is changed by journalist. and so only journalistically sound sources are income and in a comment section and exchange ideas manifesto. they need to be careful because these sources the fairly open and you never know who's watchi

welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah.e is still going on and we will be covering it, yes, russian troops are still pushing through the country, we'll get to all of it, all of the updates but first i'm going to catch up on some of the headlines and here to provide both the companionship and his two cents is my good friend michael kosta. what is going on, michel -- michael, how are you doing. >> good, march, you should have your christmas tree down by now, think about that. and it's nice out there. i dined out there today because i wanted to. not because i had to. i could feel my legs while i was eating. >> trevor: outside. >> that's nice. the city has removed the indoor vaccine mandate so i had the vaccine taken out of my body. i am devaxxed. i am dewaxed and oh, i was supposed to tell you there is a guy on 4 2-7bd street who will sell clean blood to anyone who knee needs t happy to be here, that is my two cents. >> trevor: hey, man, i'm happy for you and also worried. let's jump straight into today's headlines. we kick th

. >> i would say its persuasive terms 20 noah social media. it's great to have you back by the way.erica mister. i go over there and hug you, bu people would start talking. >> we're already talking. >> eby whispering. >> i don't know how to address all that. maybe today would be a good tim to look back at that. i just think our leaders have thoroughly failed us and the world in all of this. of this war did not have to happen. and the people we have in charg have led us down and leaders ar supposed to lead you around humanitarian and international disasters are not supposed to lead you into that. it is such a crisis of leadership. point number two, i don't think the western world truly understood the evilness of vladimir putin. i think in ukraine they probabl did, but for us, aleppo was a planet away. the guerrillas in chechnya was planet away the refugees in syria, we couldn't even pronounce the names of the towns . but now cometh ukrainians after poland they're going to go to germany, it was italy earlier today than it will be england than it will be the united states. these are al

noah gittell reports.efy easy categorisation, but its story has resonated with a wide variety of audiences. it's not the first film to portray the refugee experience as a harrowing ordeal, but the film succeeds by never politicising its subject. at the heart of flee is one man, amin, telling his story to his childhood friend, danish film—maker jonas poher rasmussen. it's this opportunity to subvert the traditional narratives around refugees that first drew rasmussen to the idea of making flee. the refugee story is often simplified. being a refugee becomes their identity, but it's not. and because flee, amin�*s story, is told from the inside of a friendship, i'm hoping that i can give a lot more nuance to the refugee story and give a human face to the refugee story and show that they have, you know, complex psychologies, like you and me. using animation is one of the film's masterstrokes. it's a choice that separates flee from other documentaries, giving the film a pleasing visual style that makes the quite

people want to survive a noah's stunted time to learn things a movie fast. next month, the finish government will update its national security assessment and is widely expected to take a stance on nato membership. the kremlin has warned helsinki that joining the alliance would bring serious consequences. hybrid threat expert, hannah smith says there are already signs of russian attempts to stir up conflict with. we have seen, for example, that there is now both in sweden and finland. a twitter from a embassy has come to ask any russian citizens to report to the embassies any wrong doing against them. given this environment, henry vaughan in a parliamentary advisor says nieto is a necessity. if we don't join in, we have to find the reasoning. why sort of what is the backbone for our security in the future as well? we are, are close international defense. cobra should be enough, would be you be enough, we don't low. but knowing their own history and seeing ukraine's bleak future. most fins are now no longer willing to risk their own. outside nato dw correspond

on wednesday noah addressed his continued social media posts about ex-wife kim kardashian and her new boyfriend, pete davidson. >> what she's going through is terrifying to watch and it shines a spotlight on what so many women go through when they choose to leave. >> reporter: west responding to the criticism directing a slur toward noah on his instagram. the comedian replying to the now deleted post saying, you're an indelible part of my life, ye, which is why it breaks my heart to see you like this. >> reporter: west known as ye has been open about being diagnosed with bipolar disorder. kardashian coming to his defense last year calling him a brilliant but complicated person whose words sometimes don't align with his intentions adding anyone who has bipolar disorder or has a loved one in their life who does knows how incredibly complicated and painful it is to understand. comedian chris red saying he may soon resume impersonating him but making clear kanye's mental >> i'm not making fun ealth.i'm aware of things d ver come from that his irresponsibility of it is what i make fun of a

welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. it has been six days since russia invaded ukraine, so let's jump right into the latest news in our ongoing coverage of the war in ukraine. to let's jump no our news of the war on u cane. as we all know, vladimir putin launched his invasion of ukraine last week. and if you didn't know, that opening graphics thing we just played must have been very -- when russia launched it was be like russia and ukraine what's the dis. con on in. ukrainians have stood strong, united in their defense and because of that russia has ramped up their attacks. >> this morning russia escalating attacks striking targets. targeting a massive strike, multiple social media showing the strike by the freedom square. human rights pointing to this video on-line accusing russia of using cluster bombs on the city. verifying an attack would be a war crime. >> now the capital itself maybe in the crosshares of an all out battle. a russian military convoy is on the move from the north. russia eased advance is leaving a tr

he's also accused of using a racial slur against comedian trevor noah noah, who is hosting the grammyawards, called yays treatment of his ex wife more and more belligerent on the daily show last week. representatives from the recording academy did not respond to multiple requests for comment. coming up head coach celebrating with his shirt off yes, it is. march madness joe fonzi coming up next with some sports. and the man turning water from lake tahoe into award winning vodka has a new mission winning vodka has a new mission tonight at 10 how he intends to if you smell gas, you're too close. leave the structure, call 911, keep people away, and call pg&e right after so we can both respond out and keep the public safe. in new york city, and call pg&e right after so we can both respond out ♪ ♪ there's always something new to discover. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ come be a part of it. plan your next vacation at iloveny.com care coalition, where are we on alaska airlines? we found that people are raving about their customer care. i mean, take a look at this! wow! [dog barks] says here they have the most

noah report that came out that we got 2 feet of sea level rise by 2050.rious you sitting there as the president of your parish, how many of the homes in your parish are within 2 feet of sea level? >> i do not have that number off the top of my head but we do have a fair number of homes close to sea level or just above. >> if i was to move to saint charles parish tomorrow and got a 30 year mortgage, by 2050, the mortgage will not be fully paid off, can i get a 30 year mortgage? >> you absolutely would be able to but you probably would not be able to afford your flood insurance. >> who is taking that risk of the mortgage? if you know it's going to be underwater in 30 years who will pay for that? >> the banks. >> fannie and freddie or commercial banks? >> commercial, there is active lending going on because we've made such investments like levees and flood protection to protect us. where we see in action are coastal restoration projects because of the hurdles we have to jump through. >> you carried much debt in your parish? if you wanted to get a loan, a roa

loans, the 9 of noah some rebates, gragson, 54 of and now ty gibbs.re on the but they are chancellor rallying and seeing as to what gibbs is back in the he will say this ring top 15. statement. >> so is gragson elena thank, he is on you. and we much older tires and i will of course have think that it is safe live coverage to say that that is of the chancellor absolutely not spring statement that is a factor. due on >> i don't think it's wednesday. we'll be starting a coverage from a factor at all. fuel is a factor 11:00. . but also making the as long as the news this morning caution does not come out labor. at the wrong time. it is expected to if everybody has to pit and get force in the american a splash. might have to sea vote stay a little longer, but this could cycle for him, a perfect world for fire and we hire to get the caution right? >> -- the mass i like to gamble. sacking without that is your chance to notice, has caused an outrage get back up. how did nationwide. it reports that the security firms a one quite a bit more with fuel on the car

associate editor of commentary magazine and msnbc contributor, noah rothman. >> noah, there are people that are obviously rightfully, rightfully concerned about the negotiations between the ukrainians and the russians, that the russians are just buying time. that makes sense. in many wars that makes sense many times. i'm not exactly sure though what vladimir putin would be buying time for. right now he has a military in disarray. they're trapped. they could bring in reinforcements, but the next group aren't going to want to fight in ukraine any more than the last group, especially after they hear about the hell that the first 100,000 or so troops have endured. i'm curious, you have studied russia. you have studied the soviet union. i am curious what your take is now 23 days in about a russian military that is stuck in the mud. >> it is shocking to see the extent to which the russian advance has stalled, and particularly in the north and in the east of the country. the south is something of a different story. there is movement from the south, upwards to the nor

the idea of him using a racial slur against trevor noah -- the internet will not tell you what he saidhe said. my goodness. have you listened to his music? "she ain't no gold digger." that's not without racial slurs. the idea that suddenly he's using racial slurs and should be kicked out of the grammies is insane. >> greg: i'm against all racial slurs, unlike charlie. [laughter] i wanted to ruin you. >> charlie: if the hornets going to spend as much time talking about it, they have to tell you what he said. don't know he said. >> greg: this is true, coming from a racist. >> dana: she was flaunting at all of her, but is not the point? this has been going on for a couple of decades. they made a ton of money. i find it hard to believe that kim's new relationship with pete davidson is real. i don't understand it. i can understand why connie is frustrated. i do have to say, if i were having to go to an award show and was told "are you dominic -- you are no longer invited," i would be happy. >> aren't one of them famous because one of them made a sex tape question marks big let's ask jimmy's

i'm trevor noah. joining me is roy wood, jr. what's going on, roy? >> i'm good. i'm not worried about spotify, the cloud. i printed every email i ever got in life. i got them all at the house. >> trevor: you're not worried because you basically physicalized everything in your life? >> everything. every picture, all that in a box. >> trevor: that is a miserable way to live but at least you have your e-mails. >> ask me if i've got every email. >> trevor: do you have every email? >> yes, i do. >> trevor: like every email. >> you will never catch me slacking, bro. >> trevor: i hope you're happy. >> even the spam. i print that, too. because you never know. >> trevor: good to see you, roy. >> yeah. >> trevor: all right! let's jump into today's headlines. we kick things off with covid 19. yesterday, the official global death toll from covid passed 6 million, which, according to the u.s., means the pandemic is over! congratulations, everybody! we did it. and, yes, things are getting better as the omicron wave recedes because cases and hospitalizations are falling. most p

people want to survive a noah's stunted time to learn things a movie fast. next month, the finish government will update its national security assessment and is widely expected to take a stance on nato membership. the kremlin has warned helsinki, the joining the alliance would bring serious consequences. hybrid threat expert, hannah smith says there are already signs of russian attempts to stir up conflict with. we have seen, for example, that there is now both in sweden and finland. a twitter from a embassy has come to ask any russian citizens to report to the embassies any wrong doing against them. given this environment, henry vaughan in a parliamentary advisor says nieto is a necessity. if we don't join in, we have to find the reasoning. why sort of what is the back for, for our security in the future as well? we are, are close international defense. cobra should be enough, do you be enough? we don't know. but knowing their own history and seeing ukraine's bleak future, most fins are now no longer willing to risk their own. outside nato. that report from

i'm trevor noah. let's jump straight into today's headlines.begin with the latest developments in the russian invasion of ukraine. this morning, the prime ministers of three european countries, poland, slovenia, and the czech republic, took the extraordinary step of meeting with ukrainian leaders in kyiv as a sign of europe's "unequivocal support," which, guys, you've got to admit, that's really admirable. these people are having an in-person meeting inen a active war zone. meanwhile, some of us are too scared to go back to the office. we say it's about covid but it's really about dave at the water cooler. with the outside world stepping up pressure on russia, russia is now fighting back. in a classic move of i know what you are but what am i, russia announced it is slapping sanctions on high profile american targets including president biden, white house press secretary jen psaki, hillary clinton and hunter biden. yes, russia says that they will no longer be able to travel to russia and any assets they have in russia have been frozen, which, i

but one whom noah. if you look i am going and there it was. as loud the thunder strike. there were 2 loud sounds. yeah. younger thing on my flight tracking data shows the plain plunge. 26000 feet in just 3 minutes. it's the countries to 1st commercial air crash since 2010. china eastern airlines has grounded all boeing 737800 planes in its fleet. china's president express his shock. an immediate investigation has been ordered. one day to come, we are deeply saddened by the accident of the chinese eastern airlines passenger flights. turning every effort to organ i search and rescue being made and we will find out the cause of the accident as soon as possible to ensure the ups much safety of aviation operations. publishers at gwan, jo, airport, the plains, destination. families wait for news from the mountain side. the flight data recorders could provide clues as to what brought the plane down. but such investigations can take months or even years. and a show of solidarity with ukraine. sports clubs and the balkans are providing refuge for athletes escaping russia's invasi

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: hey, what is going on, everybody, welcome to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah and joining me for today's headline is the one and only michel kosta, how are you doing, kosta. >> i'm tired. i woke up at 34 o block but it was really 8:15, i woke up at k8 15 but it was actually-- am i-- you get confused by it. >> with the time thing? >> was i early today or was i late? >> you know what, i don't know because in south africa we don't do that so i don't even know, i don't even know it happens sometimes because everything changes automatically except my microwave. >> so the clock, they go the other direction s that right? because i get all screwed up here because st light outside, or is it dark. i think you should go on with the show but daylight saving thing really messes me up. >> trevor: that is why you are here, my friend. to add a much needed perspective. let's jump straight into today's headlines. we begin with major news from the world of sports involving tom brady. seven time super bowl champion and the guy who taught gronk how to r

i'm trevor noah. and joining me for today's headlines is the one and only desi lydic. what's going on, desi, how are you doing? >> hey, i'm great, i'm great. happy international women's day. >> trevor: right? >> right. >> trevor: i mean, yesterday? >> yeah, yeah. technically it was a couple of days ago, but i like to celebrate it the way i celebrate my birthday-- all week long. >> trevor: i like that. >> yeah. >> trevor: and you know what, you deserve it? >> thank you. >> trevor: as long as you want to celebrate it for. >> thank you. i'm going to ride it out. >> trevor: your birthday is only on one day. that's different. >> fur, but i celebrate for the entire week, top to bottom. >> trevor: okay. >> you'll see in june. >> trevor: i hope not, but, yeah. >> oh, yeah. happy birthday. >> thank you. >> trevor: all right, let's jump right into today's headlines. we kick things off with the russian invasion of ukraine, or as prince william calls it, "the brown thing happening to white people" war. today, russia and ukraine held their first high-level peace talks, but these pl

this is the daily show with trevor noah. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody? welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah it is now day 21 of vladimir putin's invasion of ukraine. and st safe to say the world is officially tired of his bullshit so let's catch up on how the world is pushing back in our ongoing coverage of the war in ukraine. even as putin continues to push into ukraine and kill civilians, the world is uniting to fight back. today the international court of justice in the hague ordered russia to halt its invasion of ukraine. so you know that should get results quickly. and here in the u.s. the senate is advancing a bill that would give ordinary people a reward for snitching on oligarchs and helping to identify their assets. yeah, so you snitch, you find an oligarch and you get money. it is really interesting, and will probably mark the first time people will call the cops like hey, 911, i just saw a very suspicious yacht sailing by and look, some of my best friends have yachts but there is something fishy about this one. yeah, i'm in danger. >> al

welcoming, including foreign students, the ukrainians world war let in good for under foreigners, noah. so going to get their dorms like some have also complained of pulled treatment at the hands of ukrainian border gods hold. the black people are the people, especially big while i sold, made them little. what they are gone to to them have minds. there was no way like just people want to do. they stop us like got see our they didn't lead optimal land and people, dad who like aggressive poll says it's admitted around 3 150000 people for more than a 120 countries. with more raging just a few kilometers away, sympathy for the refugees is mixed with a fear of what might come next. well the majority of ukrainian refugees on our neighboring countries not only poland, but also hungary, bulgaria, moldova, and romania. several european rail companies have promised free travel to refugees further into the continent, volunteers are offering their support at railway station. for example, here in balloon. the train is from war saw, but some of its passengers have escaped hell. the 1st refugees and

i'm trevor noah, and joining me for today's headlines is our very own ronny chieng! how you doing, ronny? >> i'm doing my part on social media. i'm not saying i'm a hero but i've been asking this stupid bot, to ( bleep ) off. and i think i may have singlehandedly turned the tide of the war. if you see me comment on an instagram post, please like my comment. >> trevor: powerful stuff, ronny. i'm glad that you didn't make it about you, like most people would, but really powerful. >> thank you. jump into today's headlines. we kick things off with the latest from ukraine, where despite fierce resistance from the ukrainian people, russian troops are now moving into major cities and advancing on the capitol of kyiv. and, folks, there is really no hiding from this war. russians have reportedly attacked hospitals, schools, and yesterday, russian bombs even hit a holocaust memorial. which i'm sorry, that is the final straw. that goes to show how evil putin is. the guy's bombing holocaust memorials. i don't even feel comfortable using the bathroom at a holocaust memorial. it's

this was too busy. noah was too low to study to see the children in the city at the will close to the room to leave you where they had a question. when you do sort of your most girl, the words with cash might it was really commission of give you the words i look forward to talking to you all. that technology should work for people. a robot must obey the orders given by human beings, except where such orders at conflict with the 1st law show your identification. we should be very careful about artificial intelligence. at that point, obviously is to great trust, rather than fear a very job with artificial intelligence. real, somebody with a robot must protect its own existence with oh, is your media reflection of reality? in the world transformed what will make you feel safe? isolation, whole community? are you going the right way? where are you being led? so direct. what is true? what is great in the world corrupted. you need to descend a join us in the depths or remain in the shallows. oh, now it shows the wrong one. i just don't know you. yes to see out. the same becomes the advocate

noah by the judge is ever going to see this.fact, the judge will clear out of his chambers, out of his office, everyone when that probation officer comes to report to him. potentially, the probation officer is in danger, because a lot of the defendants may be out of prison and may want to know who put him away, and it can be the probation officer. this is not just always confidential. there are some family secrets there. it is explosive. dicta said it so well, victims advocates ought to be really appalled and astonished that a lawyer who should really know better would be suggesting that it happened. >> i want to ask you, if you do not get these documents that republicans are wanting, d have any concerns that they will cut this committee vote altogether? >> the report is tested danger the rules give the minority in the circumstance control, -- control over whether there is actually hearing, so yes, it is a -- an important decision. but i spoke to lawyers who are misled initially. we have lots of documentation we were holding bac

a source close to noah telling abc news, trevor noah never asked the grammys to ban kanye from performingseen ye disrupt an awards show before shocking taylor swift at the vmas in 2009. >> i'm going to let you finish. >> reporter: with his latest album "donda" up for five grammys, he could end up on stage. >> doesn't mean he won't be on the show. he could still win an award and accept it and then they've got the hot mic situation again although that's easier to control because they can shut it off. they've certainly done that in the past. >> reporter: now the next performance scheduled for ye is supposed to be the coachella music festival here in california in april, but calls are growing louder to have him removed from that lineup too. as of this morning, nearly 25,000 people are asking he not be given that platform. amy? >> wow, 25,000 people. kaylee, thank you for that. >>> coming up next on "gma," a special "play of the day" with the man behind the cinderella story of the tournament. stay with us. e man behind the c story of the tournament. stay with us. the groom's parents? they just

wow, we're looking in the foreigners, noah. they're going to get their dorms like some have also complained of poor treatment at the hands of ukrainian border gods. hold the black people out. people especially day while i sold made them little work. they are gone to them at nights . there was no way like just people want to do. they stop us legacy our. they didn't lead our school lunch. and people, dad, like aggressive poll, says, is submitted around 3 150000 people for more than a 120 countries with more raging. just a few kilometers away. sympathy for the refugees is mixed with a fear of what might come next from one of the refugee situation that's being chris meltzer. he's a senior spokesperson with the you and refugee agency, the you and hcr, and he joins me from chest off near the polish border with you cried a chris describe for us the situation. where are you right now? what are we seeing behind you? well, i mean directly in a, at the, at the board i am close to a reception center and very busy are many refugees of cours

this is the daily show with trevor noah. >> trevor: hey, was' going on, everybody. welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah and i'm so excited because joining me for today's headlines is my good friend ronnie chieng, what is going on, how are you doing. >> thanks for having me, i'm excited to have a last show here in this place. we're moving. we're moving to, right, studio. i'm going to miss, i'm going to miss this a little bit. i am going to miss the shelf. i am going to miss the chair. i am going to miss performing jokes awkwardly to complete silence. but you know, most of all, i am going to miss you. >> trevor: what? >> you know, some people would say you know, that you are the most important part of the show. and i just think that it is a shame that are you not going to come with us. >> trevor: no, i'm coming. >> well, you know, you shouldn't have signed a two year lease here. >> trevor: no, no, no, you can't go without me. >> we will find a new host. >> trevor: no, no. >> will be fine t won't be that asian guy. >> trevor: you know what, ronnie, i'm glad you a

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody, welcome to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah. let's jump straight into the big news which is the only one that anybody is talking about. it's russia's invasion of ukraine. and so on today's episode, that is all we are going to be covering. the invasion, the international resistance, ukraine's resistance which has been amazing. and then our guest on the show actually serves on president biden's security council and has dealt with russia directly. so everything on the show today is all about russia's invasion. in many ways russia has invaded our show, so let's do this. it has bhn four days since --a troops rolled into neighboring ukraine, touching off the largest european conflict since world war ii. or when harry and meghan left the royals, so let's do it, people, let's catch up on all the latest developments in our newest segment, the war in ukraine. as the pangd started winding down people across the world have been thinking about what they

i'm trevor noah. it is now day eight of vladimir putin's invasion of ukraine, and things are escalating quickly. so let's catch up on all the latest developments in our ongoing segment, "war in ukraine" let's start with the battlefield. as of now, that 40-mile-long convoy of russian tanks and trucks is just sitting outside kyiv. that's all it's doing, is just sitting there. nobody knows why. maybe they're waiting for the right moment to strike, or maybe someone double parked their car in the front, and they have to wait for the driver to come back it out and move it. nobody knows. but while that convoy has stalled, russia has been ramping up its bombing of civilian areas and they've captured at least one major city in south ukraine. but despite seeing their country decimated by the russian military, the ukrainian people have still shown some remarkable compassion, and believe it or not, they've shown it to the russian soldiers themselves. >> among all the chaos in ukraine, humanity still prevails. thi

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