norman clegg does russian dancing. truly: and with only one leg. one of his legs have gone russian? bug off! ha ha, it's even got a russian name. ask him if he can do that bit where they squat down and kick their legs out. on one leg? wouldn't there be some danger of devaluing his rubles? i advise you to leave if you can't stand the sight of human suffering. who's suffering? howard-- when i can catch him. we can stand the sight of howard suffering. what's he done to turn your leg russian? he's stuck me with a problem. clegg, problems are there to be solved. what's your problem? that's the problem. you've got a problem. auntie: don't bang it! smiler: it's an awkward shape. look who's talking. tom: it's covered in dust. how long has it been here? oh, it's been here a while. it's time it's earned its keep. what are you gonna do with it? you haven't got room in the window. oh, it's not going in the window. you're going to wheel it around the town for advertising purposes. why do you want to be advertising bad wigs? it's going to be advertising my cloth