i can confirm to gb news viewers tonight that i've contacted northumbria police, and they are indeed investigating whether alex has been tampering with my greggs pastries and pastries in his mission to claim this chair. >> funny, because ben and patrick were also there as well, but. >> alex has alleged sabotaged my friend. it goes further. doesn't stop there. one of our panellists tonight, poor willie, has also been struck down. and let me tell you, my friends, i strongly suspect alex has rubbed him up the wrong way. quite literally. look at him. he's sitting there, stiff as a board, upright to attention, like he's auditioning for the advert of a little blue pill. honestly, it's a miracle he's still functioning. but don't worry, my folks. willie's determined to expose alex's schemes to turn the saturday five into the saturday one, getting filthy mitts off and joining us to help keep things from spiralling completely out of control is britain's most glamorous gp doctor, renee. she's here to prescribe us a much needed dose of reality. and who knows, she might even have a remedy for wil