- no, not-a finrand! - all of finland gone! - yeah, somebody better break the news to norway. they were really close. - [sighs] none of you knew anything about finland's destruction? - no. i mean, odds are, they nuked themselves. you know, suicide. - we didn't say anything about nukes. - or whatever they did, i'm sayin'. - excuse me! excuse me! everyone, i have an announcement to make. i am giving back my pinewood derby trophy. - what? - stan! - the truth is, i don't deserve this trophy, because i cheated on my pinewood derby car. i used something not in the approved kit. - what? oh, my god! - he used something outside the kit? - not in the approved kit? - he cheated on the pinewood derby? - this trophy isn't mine. and so i have to give it back. because if i'm not honest now, then i'll have to keep this lie going forever, and it will just grow and grow. - well, stan, we're proud of you for coming clean. but it doesn't change the fact that you cheated. go to your room, son. - your son seems to have some pretty inspirational words. you sure you earthlings have nothing else to te