new york times best-selling author comedian and former nwa wrestler titus. i need a break. before we get to some new stories let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. >> its leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. it's my first time reading them. if they suck, we will tied joe mackie's to the back of a truck and drive away. too bad he enjoys it. the first one. a diverse for in new hampshire is catering to adults where they role-play as babies in diapers. to show customers how it's done they brought in a professional. speaking of joe, he is finally headed to ohio and plans to been at east palestine where he will likely ask for a cease-fire. new research claims that dementia can actually be spread between humans. that explains it. this week they hosted the president of somalia and said, quote, "the president and i have a special relationship. i call him uncle and he calls me girl. which is the same thing she says to her husband. a pair of cruise passengers were arrested after authorities search their luggage and found 112 bags of marijuana. in their defense, they

author and comedian and former nwa world champion, tyrus. and applause] tyrus, i go to you are first for no reason at all. >> tyrus: [bleep] u. >> greg: i go to you for one reason mainly because i think you have two reasons. i think you have something in common with this guy, fryer, because you have to say the truth even though you know that if you go in another direction, it would be safer for you. >> tyrus: monetarily wise, yes. sleeping would suck. >> greg: yes. >> tyrus: let's take color out of it, which is hard to do if you are a parent because in america we have come down to the two things. we are either a truth seeker and that is hard because it takes a lot of work. it takes time. you have to investigate everything. everybody tells you something. you have to say, oh, okay, that is. and then when you get all your information together, then you will have an informed and educated response -- actually, it is that people who are making bad mistakes with police officers not necessarily a certain skin tone. but that is the truth seeker and h

whoever said no man is an island never met tyrus, new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwald champion horace. there you go. all right, so before we get to some new stories, let's do this . this great leftovers. bah bah bah bah bah bah bah. wrap it up. all right. it's leftovers. where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they suck, we'll cover joe mackey with banana pudding, throw him in a chimpanzee exhibit, and watch him get his face ripped off. oh again. new documents reveal that commander, the biden's family dog bit secret service agents, 24 times, which makes you wonder where would a dog learn such behavior. of course, normally the offender would be euthanized, but democrats think they can drag biden through election day. and did you know on that occasion, on or one occasion, white house tours had to be suspended to mop blood off the floor? yeah. to keep visitors from slipping. they soaked it all up with cocaine. julie's been there. meanwhile joe biden's reliance on note cards to answer pre-selected questions is

he's large in charge and wears a double extra large, new york times comedian and former nwa championus [cheers and applause]. >> greg: you know, it wouldn't be fair doing a monologue on kamala without having her have a chance to respond so i think we actually have tape of her responding. >> i am ready to become president. i won't let what is stop me from what can be. because what can be isn't, not what it should be becoming. it's that simple. [laughter] joe biden is running for president, but there was once a little girl waiting for a school bus, and that school bus was me. [cackling laugh] let's really build back better and make america great again. [cackling laugh] [cheers and applause] >> greg: joe what do you make of this? i think this is the first time a president won't take a cognative exam since it was first introduced during the middle ages. >> joe: this is bad because it's not going to get. this is not the movie cocoon where he's going to recover from this. i think when they have the tape that they have from the stand, they have to use that double sided tape so that when he

"new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus. s michael, you as a homeless, you hang out anymore. i prefer i the environmentally friendly same sex engineer. hey, hey, hey. you're around. you know, demented people. uh, do you give the media any credit now that they're admitting it? well, here's what they're admitting that they're in bed with the democrat party, trying to show the door right there. >> and that's whenin they're trying to make ig tot about. it's about age. it's about age. no, no. it's about him it is him being. >> a mental midget. he has been for a really longmet timeal. n't chan but you can't change it up at this point in the game. it's like to vegas, right? goint and you're playing blackjack and then the dealer go, now, ho i got 23. you know what? this is about agw i e. this is really. i don't want that. sorry,y. joe. joe now, and he's always. su he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. bowling are sharper. ice is sharper. that's why he enjoys ice cream. because it makes him feeshl smat . yeah. you know what? he sta

"new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrush. mike as a violent and psychotic formerfr cia agent who has had millionsas of people tortured, brutally murdered. would you like your millions of thousands? would you agree to thousands yet thousands? would you like to see gender inclusives? would tactics in the cia? >> you know what? there' s there is a movement d there. yeah, they're already doing it. and i don't wantoing it.don't wt want to walk into that. >> yes, but when you waterboard someone, do you asu waterbk? their pronouns first? >> yeah. otherwise you get in trouble. yeah. yeah. ye h,therwise s. d then you take it off the case y and then you have to go in for harassment. it's. it's uncomfortable. yeah. it used to be that way at gitmo. yeah. no, it was a simpler time. yeah. but look, the proble was am. >> not the problem, actually.- and thnoe unexploded ordnance, right? >> the landmine. yeah. unexplod thewhat it doesn't care whether you're white or whether you're black or whether you're hispanic, whether you're , whether you

"new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion"new y tyrus. world but a big i just raise the roof . >> always a pleasure to see you. and i mean it this time. i didn't write thi reg: jamie, alwao see yos. te ti okay. jamie, can you relate to trump and biden visitings the andvisi to you visiting your kids who were taken away vi you hadthing elseou in life by your ex-wife, leaving you as a sad and broken comedian ? >> alaska completely. yes wow. >> that was right on the nose. is it? oh, did you do the last thingwh you showed where biden wasbind i in ice cream. >> i was looking and i was like, i don't know if we can say definitively n't kn that that how is ice cream because that's how they serve him all his food. sand it's that to like a baloney sandwich. i saw a clip the other day. dy s >> he said to somebody goes, hey, can i get an extra straw for my steakays, canw for ? and i hope when trump becomes president, he builds the wall. >> while joe biden is in mexicso . so trump went to jus yto -- l on likcoe pouncing on stories. we talk about things

iskealking"new york times" bestg phthor, comedian and former nwa with yo tulsi. i came up with the phrase ifnt t i ever want to know the truth, i it's called follow the money. >> i just coined it. if you thought had one.stuf thank you. if all you have to do, if you want to find out i this stuf is effective, it's because people are paying it. and you don't have to try too i hard to come up with it. just use the jargon you think this will ever end. >> the driven mentality. >> no. yeah. it's s so blatant to see how people like her are being know. obviously profiting heavily from this can be profitingg heat heavily from this. the thing that that should s be botherehoul bothed to everyow many of these corporations are falling for it and writing out these faout to be fed this nonsense where they're saying oh, you know, in order to bet yo anti-racist, you actually have to be racis tt. n th yeah. and that we should be judging oue whitn the color of oure colo as long as the people being judged are white. yeah. d and i think i think it's justi incredibly insulting when joy

"new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion cyrus largecomed you know, it wouldn't be fair doing a monologue on kamala without having her know have a chance to respond. so i think we actually have tape of her responding and ready to become president. i won't let what is stop me can from what can be because can be, is it not what it should be becoming? >> it's that simple. joe is running for president. but there is once a little girl waiting for a school bus and that school bus was me. >> let's really build back better and maker an america great again. >> joe, what do you maket ti of this? i think this is the firsmet time a president won't take a cognitive exam since it was first introduced during the middle ages. yeahintrod durin, this is this i because it's not going to get. this is not the movie cocooni tn now where he's going to recover from this. >> and i think when they havhee tape that they have from the stand, they've got to use that double sided tape d tape so that when he steps on to it, he's trapped there and he can wander off like those glue>

"new york times" put sellings author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrusming yo trak i got. iate oh, you look great, by the way.h thank you, greg.at. i appreciate that. you're the second best looking guy at fox. >>the mm. what?know i you know it's me. ha ha ha ha ha.t' so, you know, we can we canof make fun of all this diy stuff t when it's like gender studies, but when you hear teaching hospital. ohn yo, but right. the >> you got it scares me. the plagiarism thing really is baffling because there have been so many cases of it and every case hasy ca a differs excuse. i mean, they won't say the word plagiarism fabricateay and suren falsified. sure. because, you know, in america today,ow in y you ca you lie an. it's totally fine. but if you plagiarize, you are in big trouble. we have heard every excuse ard mve heard every excuse . i was just retweeting. yeah. yeah. something. so it's crazy and it's so easy. now you just go on the internet> and yoy anu it and you go.t when you and i were younger, plagiarism was at work. you hand go.d to go to the libr. tell me about it. right.

nathan wade, in a tha nwa de. >> good morning, mr. wayne. >> good morning. >> prior filing this motion to disqualify you and i were friends yes. and in fact, i supported you when you ran for doj in 2016, you did. i wear your shirts? my kids wear your shirts. >> merchant finds your personal opinions have no relevance i mean, them the best way that's really fine. >> thank you >> totally. fine. thank you. >> you filed >> for divorce from your wife on november 2, 2021? >> yes, ma'am. >> and in that divorce proceeding, did you file answers, things such as interrogatories or did okay. so interrogatory are where you responding to things that basically answers that the other side of asking yes, ma'am >> and i've got your complaint for divorce. i'm just going to market for the record as defendant's exhibit to the first interrogatories that you answered, those were december 27, 2021. is that right >> about in those you were asked different things, but those are sworn. you actually swear to those, you verify them, right? yes, ma'am. okay. >> and