o.k. o.k. i'm going. good night, doogie. good night. thanks for helping her with her homework, doogie. no problem. wanda, janine wants to know what you're wearing to monte carlo night on saturday. did you hear me? what? [telephone rings] [ring] hello. hi, miss phillips. oh, my gosh, that's this weekend. yeah, i've got a tent. well, when do we leave? saturday morning at 6:00? and return? no, that's o.k. yeah, we'll be there. thanks. bye-bye. i can forget about saturday, huh? i'm sorry, doogie. you're mad, aren't you? a little. we haven't been out in a month. look, doogie, things have changed since my mom died. there are things i've got to take care of. but we should get out. that's important, too. we will. just bear with me a little while. i'm trying. i just lately have been feeling like vinnie and janine's chauffeur. i'm tired of going out alone. well, then, i'll understand if you decide to take somebody else. you will? just promise you'll take somebody ugly. who would i take out, anyway? yes. and another. got it! and the crowd goes wil

o.k., o.k. we need a room. no, wait. we'll have it here. oh, good idea, howser. maybe your mom can serve finger sandwiches and punch. leave it to me. the delpino men are famous for their bachelor parties. famous with who, the lapd? in my family, the function is not considered a success unless the bride calls off the wedding. mm. mm. don't touch. take one of those. hi. merry christmas. oa. look at that haul. what did you win? this. his name's vinnie. it cost me 20 bucks to win that damn fish. hey, matthew, how about a chocolate chip cookie? o.k., mom, just one. he's had too much sugar. hey, think it's way past somebody's naptime. he's right. let's go home. i'll see you tonight. bye. bye, vinnie. see you later. give me five. no five. bye, doobie. doogie. doogie with a g. guh. guh. [matthew laughing] well, i should be going, too. are you still joining me and janine for the movies? i think we'll pass. we've been leaving matthew with a sitter too much. what a responsible daddy. huh? huh? get out of here. cecelia's really terrific. it's tough being a single mother. she

o.k., say "cheese." cheese! cheese! o.k., everybody, i want to make a toast to curly. each week for the last year i've watched you buy into the lotto pool and lose, but this week when you wanted to buy something real, i took your spot, and now me and nine other irresponsible spendthrifts how can i ever repay you? in something other than cash, of course. classy speech. i bought a pack of gum, a $10,000 pack of pure chewing pleasure. i'm chomping on a $2,000 stick of big red? you know, my mouth does feel incredibly fresh. so, cecilia, what are you going to do with all that cold, hard cash? and showering him with clothes, jewelry, and exotic colognes. yeah? nah. i'm going to spend it all on myself. isn't she great? i really like her. she's smart. she's funny. she's a crack medical librarian. she graduated top of her class. yet, she's not snotty. she's got it all. too bad she's such a beast. vinnie. you're such a jerk. cecilia looks...fine. oh, there's a rave review. are you talking about a gi

o.k. i have a sexual problem. oh, uh, i see. uh, o.k. i wish-- i wish i had a pen. -- what seems to be the trouble? well-- you know, janine, do you really want to talk to me about this? you could talk to an older doctor or possibly a woman. yeah, an older woman doctor. no, i want to talk to you. o.k. um... what type of sexual problem do you have? i don't like it. i mean, i like the idea of it. me vinnie and i get close, i get scared. i'm hoping there's something i could do to get over it-- like hypnosis or acupuncture. marsha berman lost weight doing that. maybe you're just not ready. it's not that simple. last night, it happened again, but vinnie kept pressuring me. we had this huge fight, and... well, i told him i wasn't a virgin. it happened before i moved to brentwood. wow. um... o.k. let's see... you were very young. maybe that has something to do with how you're feeling. i was a freshman. i was dating this senior. my friends thought it was really cool. his parents were away. we were fooling around, and he wouldn't stop. i told him

o.k. good night. hang up. you're not hanging up. o.k. then i'm going to hang up right now. o.k. you hang up first this time. [beeping, cheering] yes! yes, he's at the 30! he's at the 20! he's at the 10! it's a touchdown! the crowd goes wild! can't believe it! can't believe it! [telephone rings] you know, allison, i was just lying here feverish, thinking of you leaning over a steaming vat of clam chowder, -- oh, hi, wanda. doogie, did you get my letter? i sent it three weeks ago. uh, yeah. you sent a sketch or something. i don't really remember. yeah, of lake shore drive. right. well, uh, i'm sure it's here somewhere. it's hard to keep up with things. i've been so busy. doogie, there aren't any hard feelings between us, are there? know, but the most sensitive, intuitive, and i really need your advice about something. really? what are we talking about-- a new major, change of hair color? um...i've been dating this guy steven. he asked me to go away for the weekend with him. should i go? [thump thump thump] doogie, are you there? uh-huh. what's that noise? i don't know. some interf

o.k., if it's o.k. with you. yeah, if it's o.k. with you. you don't mind? no, no, i don't mind. o.k. o.k. thanks, jack. good night, sarah. yeah. feel better, doogie. thanks. take care of yourself, doog.

o.k., o.k.. shut up now, o.k.? all right, this is it. uh, la mesa...esta-- we've already had this conversation, mr. stapleton. [speaking spanish] i've been watching you, kid. how would you like a job for the next three weeks after school? i'll pay you 5 bucks an hour for on-the-spot translations. i have a job. i'm a doctor. is he putting me on? only in l.a. what is this? i know you said fresh. they only had frozen. doc, i get a pain right behind the shoulder blades whenever i lift this arm. then don't lift that arm. is there any way we can hurry this job along? [telephone rings] i'm going as fast as i can. hello? yes, he's here, but he's busy. i'll take it. it's probably the tile man. i'm having delivery problems. yeah. i don't care if they're having problems in detroit. i want what i want. what i want is 500 on the pistons against the lakers. what can you give me on the knicks and the trail blazers? what's this, caesar's palace now? we knew there were going to be some problems. yes, but-- mr. stapleton, you and i are going to have to ha

no, that's o.k. i'm staying. i want to be enlightened. so, what rotting thing are we looking at today? we're going to examine the mummy's internal organs. shall we start with the stomach, the liver, or the large intestine? ? madness ? ? madness, ? they call it madness ? ? madness ? ? madness, they call it madness ? ? it's plain to see ? mean to me ? ? madness ? ? madness, i call it gladness ? ha ha ha! ? madness ? ? madness, they call it madness ? ? madness ? ? madness, they call it madness ? ? i'm about to explain ? ? that someone is losing their brain ?

is it o.k. if we hug? well, o.k... but just a quick one. how's it going, son? oh...fine. see your mother at work today? yeah. we had a big talk about her job. really? get her to quit? well, actually... i convinced her not to. that's an interesting twist. maybe we need to give this a little more time. yeah. it was nice though, wasn't it? good night, son. you got to love the airport, doog. hello, goodbye. i can't think of a hornier place than the white zone. the white zone is for loading, unloading, and tonsil-swapping only. i should bring janine down here, tell her i'm joining the mounties or something. you leaving the country might get her in the mood. look who's talking about being in the mood. all i got to do is mention the name michele, and you start drooling like pavlov's dog. woof. hey, guys. hi, jack. how's it going? what did they do, drag you behind the plane?

o.k., thanks. bye. guess what. i just bought my father a cadillac. really? well, you are quite the good son. i'm a very good boy. i'm flying down and surprising them. sleeping on the foldout? yeah, i guess. let me ask you something. you ever hear of marisa tomei? the actress? yeah. she's something, isn't she? oh, yeah. you know katy, elaine's friend? yeah. marisa tomei? how does she know her? i didn't ask. you didn't ask how she knows marisa tomei? not the point. can i finish? seems like a reasonable question. that's all i'm saying. i would have asked. all right! so she said that she could have fixed me up with her. what do you mean could have? if i wasn't engaged. oh. she said i'm just her type. really? yeah. yeah. you know the odds of me being anyone's type? i have never been anyone's type. apparently, this marisa tomei loves funny, quirky bald men. she won an academy award. like i don't know that? my cousin vinny. i loved that. i, george costanza, could be on a date with an oscar winner. an oscar winner, jerry! someone had fixed me up with katharine hepbu

o.k. is that o.k. with you? fine. fine. let me freshen up a bit. i feel so dirty bumping against all those shoppers. mom! something the matter, honey? no. nothing. let's not go anywhere fancy. i don't want to bother with a coat and tie. aah... we could always try that new italian place. you're looking a little disheveled. maybe you should take a minute and freshen up yourself. good idea. i'm feeling a little unfresh. i'm glad janine's spending more time at home instead of with that poison dwarf. can we have one evening where we don't discuss vinnie delpino? i'm not obsessed. i'm fascinated. i'm fascinated as to how our daughter managed to find the only italian hood in brentwood. it could be worse. how, nancy? buona sera, mrs. stewart. e e surgery was to correct a congenital defect known as club feet. i was assisting dr. friedman. the procedure was a success? we still have to remove the cast, but we're very confident. dr. howser, what happened the following week? pao yang's parents came to see me. they were very upset. they wanted to suspend treatme

you o.k.? o.k.? i'm ruined. my career hasn't even started, and it's already over. [laughter] listen to that. they're in there laughing... at me. charlie chaplin once said, anyone can make them cry. it takes a genius to make them laugh. [laughter] so what you're suggesting here is i'm a genius. in a manner of speaking, yeah. all week long, you talked about being the next hitchcock or stephen king, but you're not going to be one of those guys, 'cause you're unique. what you created in there is... is a delpino. [laughter] maybe you're right. my work does have a certain delpinoesque quality. [hysterical laughter] listen to that. they love me. i may have created my own genre-- a horroromedy. they'll pay an arm and leg. [knock knock] goodnight, son. goodnight, doogie. mom, dad, the other night you said you got some unexpected help making sure i grew up ok. what were you talking about? douglas, as you can imagine, vinnie wasn't exactly my first choice as your best friend, or my second for that matter... but, uh, no one could bring out the child in you like vincent delpino

o.k., o.k.. shut up now, o.k.? all right, this is it. uh, la mesa...esta-- we've already had this conversation, mr. stapleton. [speaking spanish] i've been watching you, kid. how would you like a job for the next three weeks after school? i'll pay you 5 bucks an hour for on-the-spot translations. i have a job. i'm a doctor. is he putting me on? only in l.a.

o.k. good night. hang up. you're not hanging up. o.k. then i'm going to hang up right now. o.k. you hang up first this time.

o.k., i'll go, but i'm on a special diet. i brought my own lunch. what? i'm having a teriyaki-flavored rice cake and dolphin-safe tuna. it helps build muscle. you should try it. are you saying i should build muscle? no. but since studying art, o's david. that's a glorious celebration of the male physique. nobody looks like that in real life. doogie, you obviously know nothing about the human body. the patient is a 23-year-old model named sasha larkin. face like an angel. unfortunately, a voice like morton downey, jr. acute laryngitis. she's been chosen spokesperson for carmiche perfume. company wants a diagnosis before signing the contract. have you ever had laryngitis before? no. have you recently had a cold, respiratory problems? i'm fine. i just can't talk. well, you look wonderful. what about food? does it go down all right? no choking or indigestion? do you smoke? pretty straightforward case, wouldn't you say, gentlemen? bulimia. hoarseness, swollen parotid and sublingual glands, discoloration and erosions on her front teeth. the fingers. what about

. >> o.k., that's it... [man laughs] dave... dave, look at this. look at this... me, him. i'm gonna do it again, what do you think? >> unbelievable. it works. >> [laughs] wow. >> oh, much better. >> what do you think? >> it's good. >> i fell over... >> [laughs] i know. >> oh, my gosh. >> that's awesome. that did not just happen. >> wow, i didn't move! >> no, you didn't move because you're all balanced. you're all in alignment. >> do it again. >> you know, i've been sitting over there watching you guys and i... you know, you always think there's something up i'm desperate for something different and... i just can't believe the difference it made in my balance. i... i kid you not. >> well, i love my orthotics, doc, but this walkfit looks a little different than the old walkfit. >> well, mimi, we still have the same effective walkfit design as before but we added a specialized gel pad where it counts most, directly under the heel. with this gel pad, you get much more cushioning and protection. >> but everything else that made the walkfit so effective is still the same, right,

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o.k. so far. sonic grenade. with a delayed-action fuse. good. these crates contain chemical explosives. they should make a most satisfactory display. 6...5...4...3... you were right, mr. spock. a most satisfactory display. of course we blew it up. deliberately. but that was violence. we did it to show you that you could fight back, that you don't have to be sheep. you can be wolves. terrible... to destroy. history is full of examples of civil populations fighting back successfully against a military dictatorship. we may not be able to destroy the klingons, but if we can tie them up, blow up their installations, disrupt their communications, make organia useless to them-- our fleet will eventually arrive. in the meantime, the battle is ours. it can be a successful one. captain, i implore you never to do such a thing again. why? are you afraid of retribution? does your personal freedom mean so little to you? how little you understand us, captain. all i understand is that you apprently don't have the backbone to stand up and fight and protect the o

the victim is expected to be o.k. ed: this is a window reason -- lewi bullets. the standoff happened overnight. on john scott boulevard, and ended wihe suspect in handcuffs. police say 42-year-old heath mullet told police he was armed with hundreds of rounds of ammunition. poli sayullet fired multiple rounds from within the home, and even hit a police vehicle. a woman anyoung chilcad no officers werenjed. a search of the home turned up these guns, along with ammo, a high capacity magazine, and military-style knives. maria thlocal work that could cell phones stnger.ets safer or ed: night's cutting edge proving how objects absorb impact. harvey: colder air definitely on the way. also very warm today. the big change them will time it england ts no. maria: couraous, smart and geus. words used tht to scribe denna laing as she was honor for her rk as advocate for spinal cd juries. recognizg r missioto help otrs. capital one isn't most bks it's a relaxed place with helpful people fused on you, not trying to sell you things you don't want. and free checking accounts tha

she is expected to be o.k.. here's the minivan police are looking for right now. it could be an older model dodge caravan, and it appears to be missing a right front hubcap, or >> look at this million-dollar view we will give you for free. >> beautiful. >> the sunset 35 minutes ago n ow. nice day, by mid-november, late november standards. can't last forever, can it? >> no, it can't. all we have to do is take a look at minnesota. where it is snowing. snow before this weekend is out. let's jump ahead to saturday evening. showers approaching new england with snow right behind it. by the time we get to sunday morning, those rain showers will be turning to snow squalls in thshires and that will extend up intoarts of vermont. that is read can expt some snowfall accumulation late this weekend. look how mild it was today. big change in a little while. >> the election may be over but senator elizabeth warren isn't easing up on president-elect donald trump. after a fiery speech today at umass boston she remained skeptical trump's planned meeting with former masschusetts gov

tom:ol some dish soap, they say the fox is o.k. and ran into the woods. but first, the fox looked back at its rescuers, as if it was saying thanks. shelley: or it look back to say, what took you so long? [laughter] thanks for joining us for news9 tonight at 11:00. tom: jimmy kimmel live is next, followed by night line. >> announcer: the following is a paid advertisement for tai cheng, brought to you by beachbody. >> wow, joy, look at these people! they love you! [ cheers and applause ] thank you! it's regis, joy, and i've got big news for you. if aches, pains, and poor balance are slowing you down, keep watching this show because we're gonna tell you about an incredible new program that's

person was hit - and is expected to be o.k. there is at least 35- thousand dollars worth of damage - which could result in felony and assault charges. cbs 2 news i details on plans for a new coralville arena.the gazette reports the city will keep ownership of the 70-million dollar entertainment venue. with 62-hundred seats - the arena is scheduled to open in less than three years. with 6200 seats the arena is scheduled to open in three and a half years. >>> the biggest theater will have a new owner, planning to locations across the midwest. plans to keep the wehrenberg name. travel plans for millions of americans are now falling into place.according to waze - the best time to hit the road is actually thanksgiving day and the worst day is wednesday.the traffic-tracking app also says the worst day to return home is sunday.more than 48-million americans are expected to drive more than 50 miles this sunday more than 48 million americans are expected to drive 50-miles this week for thanksgiving. >>> if your thanksgiving plans have y

tom: police and firefighters were able to free the fox using some dish soap, they say the fox is o.k. and ran into the woods. but first, the fox looked back at its rescuers, as if it was saying thanks. shelley: or it look back to say, what took you so long? [laughter] thanks for joining us for news9 tonight at 11:00. tom: jimmy kimmel live is next, ? >> jimmy: get me the hat. all right, and the stakes. >> no, no, not the stakes. >> give me the stakes. >> okay. and the wig. the sensible pantsuit and the statement pearls. the e-mails.

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. ♪ oklahoma, o.k. >> becoming a bona fide broadway star, her tv career pregnanted as she became nbc'sday" girl in 1959 and she broke barriers as the first woman to guest host the "tonight show" in 1962. henderson earned her star on the hollywood walk of fame in 1996 and danced her way to a new generation of fans on "dancing with the stars" in 2010. today, america mourns the loss of everyone's favorite mom. ♪ i wannabe loved by you, just you and ♪ nobody else but you, i wannabe loved ♪ by you alone >> florence henderson said she created a kind of mom in carol brady she had wished she'd had so with me now is someone who can attest to the kind of tv mom florence henderson was, barry williams who played -- who we watched everyday when we came home from school on "the brady bunch" as greg brady. barry, thank you so much for taking time today. i'm so sorry we have to talk about this. has it hit you yet? >> no, it's not processed because it was such a surprise. she was act i until her last day so it's a lot to take in. people are asking me about the brady bunch, mostly centered around well,

o.k., some of you are familiar -- [laughter] let's hear it for casadega! it's a community of spiritualists, mediums and psychics. so when you drive, it's this little kind of out of the way little town, and i went there the week before halloween which is the creepiest time to go there. you drive back into this little road, and every house says psychic. if your water heater blew up at 2:00 in the morning, you get no help, but if you needed an emergency tear row card -- tarot card reading, help would be minutes away. i stayed at the casadega hotel which is this really creepy hotel. the shower in my -- the psycho shower in my bathroom. i was afraid to go to the bathroom in my own hotel. [laughter] and anyway, i wanted to get a tarot card -- i mean, a reading from a psychic. so i went, and what you do, there's a spiritual center there, and they have a whiteboard where the psychics and mediums have written their names and phone numbers, and there's a phone right there that you can use to call, and there's also a cash machine right there because a lot of psychics

two people were hurt, but are expected to be o.k. jennifer: and a new report says a tram in london was traveling at four times the speed limit when it crashed. about 50 were hurt when the train derailed last week. early investigations did not find any problems with the brakes or track. authorities arrested the tram driver on suspicion of manslaughter. josh: an air quality warning in effect for parts of the carolinas because of wildfires burning in the south. people are being warned to avoid staying outside for long periods of time and some say the smoke is so thick it blocks the sun. outdoor activities such as could easily ignite. wildfires across the southeast have burned 80,000 acres. >> now, meteorologist josh judge with your storm watch nine just -- stormwatch nine forecast. weather: we had temperatures that were above average for this time of year. that kept its kind of mild, despite the extra clouds around. check out your current temperatures. we are still 50 degrees or higher in a lot of locations. jeffrey 48 degrees. we did m

o.k., thank you.i'm delighted to be here today to present some of our research, and it's actually really nice to go right after kelly, because kelly was the founder of the rudd center for food policy and obesity, and i'm the director now. so in looking at the research on food marketing to children, i think probably people have been concerned about this issue since food marketing to children began. but definitely the connection between food marketing and the rates of childhood obesity increasing seem to sort of reach a breaking point when the 2005 report from the institute of medicine came out which was caught modeling to children -- [inaudible] and what this report really did was it sort of pulled together all of the research at that time and said, you know,s this is what we know. we know that food marketing works, that it affects children's brand purchases, their requests to purchase certain brands, and it also increases their short-term food consumption. and there were several calls in that report,

[laughter] >> well, i grew up in a household where it was totally o.k. to develop opinions, but probably today given the way the election cycle's gone, i think it's probably good to enjoy the turkey and football and the macy's thanksgiving day parade. heather: you know, carrie, regardless of how you think about it, you think you should or shouldn't, 60% of people say it's going to come up anyway. [laughter] >> true. well, and if you dig into the numbers actually, almost 60% of republicans say they're excited to talk about politics, but 63% of democrats say they dread it. so my advice is dig into who is going to be at the table, and if it's all republicans, it can be a celebration. if it's all democrats, it could be therapy, but i would say avoid mixed company. i think you should make sure people are even interested in politics. if you start talking to me about rbis and who's traded to the yankees, i know nothing about baseball. [laughter] don't talk to me about should ben carson be hud sector or bob woodson? -- secretary or bobbed woodson. heather: somet

and where dreariest to a lot of hype but when it comes to everyday matters a little bit of hype is o.kch as this i think it is disingenuous so those words are thrown around when they say autonomous or so driving or autopilot pdf so i cannot of my home i hit a button can go anywhere anytime under any condition and we know that is not the case >> what we will talk about today revolves around the next generation how many people are familiar? a new set of standards that came out 2013 next generation science standards but we call that t6 with those areas we interested in and so this title to eventually make sense when i will get to the end of my talk if it doesn't hacienda may justify the means but the means never become the end. i may for for high-school algebra teacher i have spent in the profession over 30 years and i love science. this first picture of pir is to of my grandchildren and there is another. i have three. we're trying to get them to love science they are extremely curious about the world land where they live and it is and hardened to get them excited but somehow over the yea

o.k., o.k. you're right. i can't believe i'm actually jealous of this creep. it took me years to get used to living in your shadow. eventually i became a human mushroom, flourishing in the dark. just learn to get what you need from rick. how do i do that? he's filming rachel's death scene tomorrow. simple, doog. but nobody sucks the spotlight like an actor. you want to help rachel, feed rick's ego. all right. i need you here so he's clear for the medium shot. do it. o.k., people. let's have it quiet, please. here's your tear, rick. roll, please. rolling. speed... mark... and action! you did everything you could. how can you say that? when a patient dies, it's never enough. she was 20 years old. cut! sorry, rick. camera problems. we're going to need a few minutes. doogie, vinnie, the scene you wrote was pretty good. yeah? we know it could be better. you're the professional. what do you mean, better? your hearts were in the right place, but this just is not our show. this is miles chambers' finest moment, using his own blood to save a life. i should never have l

o.k.? o.k. but you're really cute. thank you. after dinner, wouldn't it be great to sing a madrigal or two? it's just so great to be with somebody i can be myself with, someone who i don't have to explain everything to. if we don't have anything to say, we can just sit here and not say anything, and that's o.k. you really understand me. we got to get you a woman. no, trying to find a woman is my problem. i take them out, we sit there, smiling-- just nodding and smiling. i get home, my cheeks hurt from smiling. with wanda, it was magic. there were moments where i would look at her, and i felt like... like the whole world was spinning around us. r going to feel that way again. i'm 18 years old. there's nothing ahead of me but this boring, empty life that just keeps going on and on and on until, finally, i die, a bitter, miserable, broken, lonely old man. yeah, i'll take ya. i'll take ya, and i'll beat ya. do you know who i am? i got a pretty good idea. yeah. let's not waste any time. [vinnie] the class is right. death... talk about

o.k. uh, mr. jenkins, what's the bottom line here? o.k. doog. that's first and last month's rent, $1,000 security... you got your cleaning fee, your key deposit, your mailbox key deposit, deposit for the garage opener-- want cable? sure. o.k... total move-in cost, $3,200. what? 3,200 american dollars? $3,200? no. no. vinnie, let's go. forget it. [laughing] whoo! whoo! mom, dad, as you know, i'm 18 now. and i've come into control of my money. so, for all intents and purposes i am an adult. i've decided that i'm moving into an apartment with vinnie. what are you, nuts? what are you trying to do, kill your mother and me? here. wait. here. take this knife. stick it in our back. twist it in our heart. you're doing your parents, not mine. my parents, your parents. parents are parents. let me handle this. they have to be eased into this. hi, doogie. hi, son. vinnie staying for supper? sure. guess what. me and doogie are getting an apartment together. go on, doog. you tell them. is that correct, douglas? as you know, i'm 18 now, and, um... yeah. well, i

o.k., o.k., for vincent, fine. mrs. wang: yes, bye. o.k. bye-bye. please, for you.s important to keep friends together. my mom says we can do it! alex: cool, when? starting next tuesday, after the program. alex: great! hey, tell everybody the cards were great. some of them were so cool. alex: i will. i can't wait till tuesday! yeah, me neither. i kind of like it here at grandma's house. how about if we get a new house, just for us? we can't stay here forever, you know? mom says she's going to get a house with a pool. is it hard living in two places-- every other weekend with your mom, the rest of the time with me? sometimes it's hard. sometimes i like it. i know what you mean. dad? do you like ms. casey? everybody likes ms. casey. why do you ask? are you and ms. casey going to date? alex, where did you get an idea like that? i don't know. jimmy peters at school-- his dad is divorced and he goes out on dates. i don't have time for dates. anyway, ms. casey is going out with uncle alberto. you know that. do you have any homework? uh-uh. that's what you always say. i'll

you and janine o.k.? luckily, you're a lousy kisser. what do you mean? janine says you have very dry lips. you know, i put vaseline on mine every night before i go to bed. if you ever get another date, you might want to do that. it's important to follow through with the physical therapy. it's as important as surgery itself. you say, doc. you're the boss. do me a favor, will you? will you tell him i said goodbye? you have every right to never forgive him for what he did, but i know how much you wanted a father. there's still time. a wise man said, "you can be right or you can be happy." it's your choice, ray, but before you decide, ask yourself, if you let him leave now, who pays the biggest price?

o.k., o.k., o.k. we can think of something. uh... a car cover? no. quick-drying spray paint? no, no. h-how about, uh... a double suicide. what is this? surprise! come on, doogie. surprise! what happened? you know, dr. h, how under rembrandt's painting night watch there's another painting? they found it with those infra-red gizmos? started rubbing with that buffing machine, and he noticed that some of that cheap blue paint started coming off. he saw the original color under it, so we had the entire thing repainted tomato red. surprise! surprise! you know something? i think it looks better. doesn't it? very fifties. did you know my original '57 chevy was red? that's exactly why we did it. uh-huh. this really is a wonderful surprise. uh... you know, a colleague of mine is having all kinds of terrible problems with his teenage sons. how lucky i am to have such a solid, honest relationship with you, douglas. and vincent... you are becoming quite a remarkable young man yourself. i am a lucky, lucky man. the car looks damn good. he bought it. it's the perfect crime, doog, and no one

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and what do you care about a guy o.k. o.k. you pushed me to this. i quit school 'cause i thought i didn't need it. but it wasn't fair of you to write me off because my talents didn't fit into your system. i got to do the work. now i know it. that is the first honest statement i have ever heard come out of your lips. catch up in a week. if you're not making-- i'll make it. how can i thank you? just a line in your memoirs, he's back. he's shooting spitballs. he's jamming lockers. he's eating fish sticks. he's high school senior! thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you. congratulations. yeah. my folks love me again. thanks for your help. no problem. i hate to let you down. i told the truth. did you learn nothing from me? the truth is always the last resort. but it worked for me. she doubled her donation to the hospital. it worked for me, too. i came clean with my guidance counselor. life used to be so simple. then comes the greenhouse effect. pat riley retires. honesty works.

o.k. it makes sense. i can tell her. it's not going to happen, is it? it was a less than ideal situation with potential complications, so the call was to wait. so...how long do we wait, and what are the odds now? i can't say. i'm sorry, kelly. hey, don't worry about me. i'm not going anywhere. we'll wait until it's right. nothing less than ideal for this kid. don't look so sad. doogie? i think i'll title that one

o.k., that'll be $2.19, please. out of $3.00. oh, no. we'll have to make change. what'll i do? would you look at that? the computer did it for me. burger babies aren't paid to think. o.k. here you go. it's been a pleasure serving you. come back soon. [moaning] what's that i hear? is that your autographed magic johnson basketball maybe i should have it authenticated. i got one thing to say. yeah, and what's that? lunch rush! yeah, a baby burger and a chocolate shake. a diet cola. i got that. does that have two baby burgers or one? can i get a baby pie? make it an extra-large fry. owe you an apology. it is tough being a mindless idiot. i thought you had no responsibility, but you have tons. you've got no power. that must be stressful. yeah. well, this should hook into my system, right? yeah. in a way, i have had it easier than you. even though i've had to work hard, everyone was rooting for me, but you don't get that support. you have to achieve your goals despite the obstacles. i'm sorry. if you ever want to complain about anything, i'll listen. you do go on. now, i'm going to g

o.k. o.k., i'll write you a letter. dr. howser... and mr. delpino. is everything all right here? mr. eisner's writing vinnie a recommendation for film school. isn't that great? yes, great, indeed. uh, thank you very much, mr. eisner. so according to vinnie's mom, his grandmother hated new york er went his free room and board. so he can't go to n.y.u.? that's right. i hope he's not too disappointed. me, too. good night, doogie. good night, mom. this is absolutely righteous, man. "a young man with an exuberance for life "and a single driven passion for the craft of filmmaking." i love it. "if you want an academician--" ooh, good word-- "who goes by the book "and will carry on the proven ways, "vincent delpino is not your man. "but if you want someone "who challenges barriers, pushes the limits, he's definitely your man." i'm misting up here, doog. i believe those words 100%. that's why i wrote them. they're going on my tombstone, i'll tell you that. doogie, there's something i have to cop to here. when you talked about our friendship, well, i started thinking about it, too. so i de

o.k...o.k... it's right on the tip of my tongue. the essence of life is... take it, wanda. art. ehhh! next? shopping? shopping? no. no. i need something deep, meaningful, important. the essence of life is... sex! sex! oh, please. the essence of life is sex, and the essence of sex is woman. the essence of woman is janine. i'm not taking off a sock for your film. i know what you're thinking. this will be some cheap, tawdry, you left out sleazy. wanda, nakedness is not sleazy unless it's filmed correctly. dry up and die. ooh, i detect a little hostility here. vinnie, leave her alone. she's having a rough time. not this "what will i do with my life" stuff again. well, excuse me if my identity crisis bores you, but i'm totally confused. i can't decide on a college. you guys already know what you want to be. me, i'm just one big empty question mark with bangs. i thought you were going to list your skills. i did. all right. here goes. "works well with children, "ability to accessorize, good mall sense." this was supposed to be a list of your skills. right. janine, "good hair" is not a

o.k...o.k... it's right on the tip of my tongue. the essence of life is... take it, wanda. art. ehhh! next? shopping? shopping? no. no. i need something deep, meaningful, important. the essence of life is... sex! sex! oh, please. the essence of life is sex, and the essence of sex is woman. the essence of woman is janine. i'm not taking off a sock for your film. i know what you're thinking. this will be some cheap, tawdry,

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o.k., where is he? he's not invited. what a shame. unfortunately, neither are you. oh. who's hungry? not me. i hope i didn't hurt his feelings. yes! [record player] ? all the joy that love can bring ? [mrs. howser] ha ha ha! ? i will be remembering ?

o.k., what's the next challenge? so i started wondering. what if i never get facial hair? italians are supposed to be swarthy. uh-huh. what happened? is it, vinnie. the summit. you mean, like the top? i made it! hey, everybody! look at me! i feel like a giant. i feel at least 5'11". say cheese, vinnie. how'd you get up here? ere's a path up the other side. i could've strolled up here? congratulations, vinnie. i don't believe it. i'm risking my life, and you're not even sweating. can't believe he fell for that ear thing. so? how are you feeling, buddy? jealous. it was very generous of you to give this up. vinnie really needed it. i understand that, dad. i'll probably forgive you both. guys, i see a snake! are there pythons in california? they could swallow a pig, and i ain't much bigger. and the job continues. mm-hmm. hey, you busy? i'm always busy. i mean, are you really busy? what's wrong? i thought maybe we'd talk. oh. how was your weekend? it was good. what did you do? oh, you know, stuff. what's this? that's me. on top of devil's peak. i climbed it. it's a 150-foot she