ana obregon, but-- yeah. i >> you play the clarinet? >> uh huh. >> i didn't know that. >> in one of the scenes. >> oh, in one of the scenes on the bill cosby show? >> uh huh. >> did you have to take lessons? >> no. >> just pretend to play. >> i played, but i just have to pretend to play. >> oh, yeah. well, that's good. i forget. what grade are you in? >> kindergarten. >> kindergarten. yeah. i forgot what they do in-- it's been awhile. i forgot what i did last night as a matter of fact. what do they have you doing in kindergarten? how do you spend the time? >> working, playing. >> playing. yeah. >> sometimes we'll go out shopping. >> shopping. probably beverly hills kindergarten. [ laughter ] start them early over there. >> i go-- i live in new jersey, but i go to new york everyday to my school. >> oh, that's right. that's right. the show is done in brooklyn. isn't it? >> mm-hmm. >> out in the studios there, and you live in new jersey? sisters? >> i have one brother. he's 18 months. [ laughter ] and he plays in the toys-- use the baby--

we have-- [ applause ] ana obregon. a little young lady. keshia knight pulliam. interesting name. isn't it? they say she's adorable. she's-- >> i've not seen here. >> she's on the bill cosby show. from time to time the american library association. they ask librarians across the country for the most unusual questions asked by those visiting, or phoning the library. did you know that very often they have in many towns. your local library has a service. if you phone them, and you have a question or something. they'll do everything they can to look it up, and answer it right over >> that's great. >> which is nice. >> yeah. >> you have an argument sometimes. >> sure. >> who is the succession to william the conqueror. you get in an argument. you call the library, and they'll tell you. >> who was? [ laughter ] >> who followed william the conqueror? >> yes. harvey the-- >> murray the loser. >> oh, murray the loser. [ laughter ] >> all right. smart. who followed william the conqueror? >> let's call the library. >> you see. you think you remember things from school, and you don't. fred-- f

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