major parade of stars, it's time for a brand-new edition of three ridiculous questions with nick offerman. ♪ >> what advice would you give an aspiring hip-hop star? >> enunciate. >> hmm. enunciate. >> yeah, that's always my thing. you know, you go to all the trouble of writing this incredible poetry and spitting it to your rhymes and beats that you've created. i want to understand what the hell you're saying. >> if you had a tail, would you have it removed? or would you just adapt your pants to suit it? >> that seems like a pretty bad-ass thing. i'm thinking about taking that into auditions. >> yeah. >> and just casually perform some dialog and then flourish my tail at the end of the line. >> yeah. >> keep the tail, wear a lot of kilts. >> okay. of all the people in your life, i want to you think this through. >> all right. >> who is the most likely to be attacked by a bear? >> probably my uncle don. >> mm-hm. >> pretty heroic. uncle don has the ability to, if he breaks down hauling a wagon of corn on the road, he's got everything in the truck to like fabricate a new tongue for the wagon.