both: playground. ♪ ant, oh, ant, oh, a-n-t ♪ ♪ you're a great big friend to me ♪ ♪ pig, oh, pig, you're "i like you" ♪ ♪ they play in the playground ♪ ♪ that's what they do ♪ ♪ let's ride the seesaw ♪ ♪ pig, oh, pig ♪ (grunting) ♪ but i'm so small and you're so big ♪ ♪ i'm always up and you're always down ♪ ♪ let's find something else in the playground ♪ both: ♪ when good friends want to say "i like you" ♪ ♪ they play in the playground ♪ ♪ that's what they do ♪ ♪ let's ride the swings yeah, ant, oh, ant ♪ ♪ i'll try to push you but i can't ♪ ♪ i'm just too small to reach that high ♪ ♪ we'll find something else we both can try ♪ that's a good idea. ♪ let's ride the rocket ride it fast ♪ hee-hee! ♪ too fast, too fast ♪ ♪ i just can't last ♪ ♪ oh... pig, oh, pig, it's not my day ♪ ♪ there has to be something we both can play. ♪ there doesn't seem to be anything we can ride together, pig. oh, don't worry, ant. we'll find something that we can both use. yeah, something that has steps so that i can reach the top of it. and something we can swoosh down together. hmm. "s." "l." (sounding out):

oh, it's you, audrey. yes. oh, he's left you again, has he? oh, dear... oh, dear. how sad, hmm...yes. ah, good evening major. i'll be with you in just one moment. well, i'll get her to call. hmm... yes, well keep your pecker up. bye. dreadful. oh, stop it, alan. rr--ruff, ruff-ruff! hello. we booked a room. - have you? - yes, a double one. - the name is-- - one moment, please. - that's a nice suit. - what? - nothing. - i thought you said something no. ( giggling ) are you all right? yes, thank you. aah! - are we ready? - i think we are, yes. may i have your name, please? yes, it's bruce. - mr. and mrs. bruce. - that's right. is it a double bed? i beg your pardon? has our room got a double bed? - a double bed? - yes. we've only got one double bed, i mean, d'you want that? oh, very much indeed. yes. well, i'll have to put you in number 12 then. - all right. - i mean-- oh, never mind. has it got a breeze? has it got a breeze? well, is--is it airy? well, there's air in it. i mean, what the-- oh, i think there's a letter for me. what? there's a letter for me there. - no, there isn't. -

oh, ho ho! finally! oh, god, this is great. oh, it's not great for you.splitter on your roof. i do? you didn't know nothing about it, right? oh, and it's a real cheap one. that's why your cable service went out. ray, i'm surprised at you! what did you do, ray? i didn't do anything. i don't even know what a splitter is. it splits your signal, and it sends it somewhere else, and in this case, right across the street to that house. where are you going? oh, i was just going to get some cocoa. you've been stealing cable? you're stealing cable from your own son? sharing. hey, look, you seem like you're a real nice family. i'm sure you're going to work this all out. but right now you're looking at a $2,500 fine. ohh... have a good evening. hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, pal... it was an honest mistake. maybe i can make it right. don't look at me like that. you cannot judge me until you've walked in my shoes. that brings up an interesting point, dad. what size shoes would those be, about a 12, right? so what? robert, when you were 11, what size galoshes did you we

oh. oh, i don't think so, ant. i-i believe it's my turn. but you always go first. it's my turn. it's my turn. no, it's my turn. now don't get short with me, ant. oh! short?! well, you're... pigheaded. (gasps) pigheaded?! how dare you! (grunts) um, pig, uh, ant, now, if i may, perhaps you two should... oh, now, wait a second. there's no need to be mad. w-why don't you just say sorry. and then you could go back to playing. pig and ant: he should say sorry. (pig and ant groan) oh, my. narrator: things were not going well for our wordfriends. pig and ant were so upset that they didn't want to play with each other. in fact, they didn't even want to see each other. who needs ant to play shuffle word? i'm gonna make another pit. maybe i'll fill it with mud and roll around in it. now, here are some letters. here's a "p." let's see, i need the letter "i" now. hmm... oh, ant has the letter "i." (sputters): who needs it? hmm! now here comes a "t." hmm, why wasn't i able to make a pit? it always work

oh. that's the best part. i have to say. that is the best part. >>> i have two rescue videos of family dogs in some very scary situations. an 18-month-old burmese mountain dog escaped his home and they found him in this brook. he had fallen through the thin ice. >> oh, boy. >> ah. >> one of the rescue members actually goes into the brook, puts the harness on teddy and then they are both dragged back to the shore. >> you can hear the ice cracking, too. you hear that? >> they needed to do a rescue like this. it's no small dog. >> he's only 18 months old, but a full-grown burmese mountain dog can weigh anywhere from 100 to 185 pounds from that successful rescue to another one. this one is off the coast in the uk. a other than of tom, a german shepper pointer called because his dog had fallen from a rocky cliff 80 feet down. >> 80 feet? >> oh. >> 80 feet. >> here we see the rescue crew spotting the dog. he's curled up at the very edge right there, we see him at the end. >> oh, man. he looks l

oh, my, oh, my!oon because our next stop is sinovenator station. sinovenator station in another part of the cretaceous time period! and now more of our nighttime stargazing adventure. well here he is--sydney sinovenator! >> hello! i'm sydney sinovenator--oh! hey, cuz. long time, no see. >> indeed! wonderful to see you, sydney. >> hi, sydney! >> i'm tiny pteranodon. this is my sister shiny and my brothers buddy and don, and this is my mom and dad. >> hello, hello, hello, hello. nice to meet you all. welcome to my starry, starry night. >> you look at the stars a lot right? >> oh, yes, i do! i look at the stars more than i look at anything else. the stars and i are friends to the end. >> sydney, i've been looking at the stars for a donstellation. >> a donstellation? >> yep. a star picture that looks like me. >> hmm. haven't seen a donstellation, don, but my stars, i would really like to! >> sydney and mr. conductor, since you're troodontid cousins, i was wondering if we could compare your features. >> e

♪ wa-ah-ah-oh-oh wa-ah-ah-oh wa-ah-ah-oh-oh wa-ah-ah-oh ♪ ♪ wa-ah-ah-oh-oh wa-ah-ah-oh wa-ah-ah-oh-oh-ah-oh ♪ ♪ wa-ah-ah-oh-oh wa-ah-ah-oh wa-ah-ah-oh-oh wa-ah-ah-oh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: fm radio. nice job, you guys. nice job. thanks. thanks, you guys. terrific, terrific. i want to thank my guests -- kathy griffin, david feherty, and, of course, fm radio. monday night, kevin bacon. but jimmy fallon's happening now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you so much. everybody, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." thank you so much for being here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] going to be a fun show tonight. going to be fun. here's what people are talking about. we have a

the apartment had already been rented. - uh-oh. - uh-oh ? what is this "uh-oh" ? i can't tell you how many times in my life i've been told, "i'm sorry. there's been a little mix-up." oh, no, jess. i know what you are thinking but it isn't that way at all. miss walsh is very nice. she wanted me to move in. it was just a mistake. it could be. but i've been around long enough to know... that discrimination comes in a lot of different packages. now you see it. now you don't. what do you mean mr. washington ? prejudice doesn't always come dressed up in a white sheet, henry, or a black shirt. most of the time it wears a handshake and a smile. dorothy walsh is a very sweet person. she'd never discriminate against anyone. for once i'm happy to say you're wrong, jess. i hope i am. i'm sorry about the apartment, rosa. thanks, jess. don't worry, rosa. you'll find something. of course you will. i will keep all of my eyes and ears open. why don't we look in the classifieds and find you another apartment ? good idea ! i have a paper right here. it really is a wonderful first ap

it oh i. i oh. oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i. think it's time for intervention you know god have mercy that so i don't miss him at the end you know the show you all this stuff and then they sit around somebody who has issues and problems and they talk about you know how badly that person has done and what they're going to do if they don't change their behavior and for us we're dealing with folks who have a serious addiction to corporate money don't you think. now we can expect them to get off it on their own even though not in the smoking a crack rock group the money for. crack rock if they're easily addictive somebody who was cool six years ago snuck up on a crack rock this is not the occupy movement has become a conduit to. then you are talking about this corruption and so folks that move to amend that are really in my mind i. said in the bar for the critique that corporations are not persons property not speech constitutional rights are for people over eight hundred fifty six and dred scott the same supreme court so that peopl

he has a bit of a rough landing. >> oh -- oh -- oh! >> yes. >> now, i'm not a doctor, but -- i don't think your leg is supposed to look like that. >> no, it's not. it's not supposed to go that way. >> one more time. >> no. >> do i have to watch that? >> oh my -- >> oh. you hear it. you hear it snap. >> he's probably an enthusiast so much that he plays himself. now has a broken leg, he can't even play himself. at least security didn't have to embarrassingly chase him across the field. we got him. he's right here. >>> wednesday's ipad giveaway is coming up in a bit. >> you need wednesday's buzzword and have to be 18 or older to enter. >> wednesday's buzzword son the way. >> good luck, everybody. >>> this is dashcam om the patrol car of policin tennessee driving. everything seems to be going fine, but then look to the left of your screen to that -- it loses control, starts weaving from one lane to the other. >> oh, boy. >> oh, man. that's a pileup. >> 14, take 46, 224 westbound. with three or four vehicles. >> yes, it's a three-car crash

oh, yes!ou heard the man. let's dig in! (boys chomping) hi, i'm marc brown. i write and illustrate the arthur books. there's a secret about the arthur books that i bet you didn't know. in almost all the arthur books, i hide the names of my kids: "tolon," "tucker" and "eliza." this is probably one of the hardest to find the name hidden. if you look very carefully on arthur's desk the pencil holder has eliza's name. the other names are hidden on the ends of these baby beds in the hospital. see if you can find their names. captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org visit us online at: you can find arthur books and lots of other books, too at your local library. captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ ...and everybody that you meet ♪ ♪ has an original point of view ♪ ♪ and i say hey ♪ ♪ hey! ♪ ♪ what a wonderful kind of day ♪ ♪ if we could learn to work and play ♪ ♪ and get along with each other ♪ ♪ hey! ♪ ♪ what a wonderful kind of day ♪ ♪ hey! ♪ ♪ what a wonderful

>> oh, yeah, man.one a little bit longer than that. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> a little bit longer, big fro. >> jimmy: that's a lot of -- is it a lot of maintenance or is it a lot of not maintenance? [ light laughter ] >> a lot of what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maintenance. >> a lot of maintenance or a lot of -- >> both: -- not maintenance. >> that's maintenance. >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is no maintenance. [ laughter ] it's very, very carefree living right now. >> jimmy: it is, right. >> yes. >> jimmy: you just get the gillette and just the best a man can get. >> the money i'm saving on shampoo -- [ laughter ] see, you never look at it that way. >> jimmy: no, but it looks good. you look good. did you get to see the state of the union last night? >> yeah, yeah, i saw it. i only saw the beginning. i had to catch a flight. i was coming here last night. >> jimmy: oh, well, thank you for coming. yeah, i know you're a busy man. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] what -- what's your takeaway? any takeaways? >> the

oh, dear.m... (muttering) hey, maybe pig can help us. well, that's a great idea, fly. come on. narrator: sheep and fly went to see pig, who was busy making all kinds of fun foods for the valentine's party. (humming tune) stir the spaghetti decorate a tart. stir the spaghetti decorate a tart. pig, oh... oh, thank goodness you're here. we need your help to find a rhyme. a rhyme? oh, i love to rhyme. pig, wig, jig, big. oh, pig, you rhyme so well. i'm making up a valentine's song for bear, and i need a rhyme. show him what you got so far, sheep. okay. (clearing throat) ♪ she's fuzzy, fun and good at art ♪ ♪ i'll give her a... ♪ that's where she gets stuck. she needs something that rhymes with "art." art, huh? hmm, let's see-- art, uh.... oh, i've got it. ♪ she fuzzy, fun and good at art ♪ ♪ i'll give her a spaghetti tart. ♪ (laughing) spaghetti tart. that's a good one. only a pig could think of a rhyme like that. well, uh, yes, pig. "spaghetti tart" does rhyme with "art." but i'm not so sure "spag

oh. yes. right. well, you will be needing my toolbox. oh, thanks mr. wainthropp. just what i do need, actually. make sure you take good care of it. i will. i shan't let it out of my sight. i promise. that's very good of you, robert. we'll do our best not to be late. "and ensure that they are standing equidistant." everything in hand geoffrey? oh, yeah. up in a jiffy, auntie maureen. - hello. - hello! you wanting karen? - yes. - she's doin' her shift. bates' bakery, down on the nelson road. thank you. - hello. - oh, hello there. a cup of tea, please and an eccles. and i'll take it over there with my son. oh. i'll bring it over. what are you doin' here? it were rainin', and i thought, dinnertime. well, i'm here for a different reason. just follow my lead best as you can. right? right, mrs. wainthropp. sorry. mum. - right, mum. - oh, yeah. i can see the likeness. you must be maureen's nephew then. yes, i am. he's buildin' a garden shed for her. i am, but the weather's turned against me. she's a dark horse. we thought all she had was a cousin in oldham. how's your lad

. ♪ >> oh, oh, oh. oh. coats off. doing it right now.e on. >> hi, everybody. >> i'm going to put mine in the palm tree. ♪ >> oh, my word. >> hi. >> good to see you. hello. kath. kath. >> that's of you. >> oh, my gosh. thank you. >> thank you. >> wonderful. >> come on. >> hey. >> how are you guys? nice to see you. oh. help me. >> here we are. oh, oh, oh, oh. >> hello, everybody. >> it is nice here at santa monica place. >> wait a minute. >> oh, yes. >> it feels so good. >> what did i say, hoda? >> you said it was going to be beautiful in southern california, and it is. >> you know who we have to thank for that? the l.a. tourism board. yes, we do. >> by the way, you guys, for those of you that don't know, this is an outdoor mall, which i am unfamiliar with. the sun is shining. anyway, we're just steps away from the third street promenade. >> which has been around for a long, long time in the little wonderful town of santa monica, which is this gem community, isn't it, in the middle of los angeles. you're right on the ocean. it's gorgeous.

oh, rubbish. it's just a hypothesis, but when a man stands with one foot in the grave, he sometimes tends to be generous. oh, money. no, no. but if you would be so kind just to bequeath me your valuable body. what? just your corpse, you understand, to help my researches. get away from me. whatever. my dear fellow, consider it to your advantage. i'll open you up and let in the light. i want to discover the source of your dreams. i want to find out how you're put together. no way. but my dear fellow, a drowned body... you blasphemous man, you're provoking the storm. look at the sea. we may be drowned at any moment. i see you're in no mood for discussion, but time, they say, changes everything. we'll meet when you're sinking, if not before. perhaps then you'll be more in the humor. what horrible fellows these scientists are, you damn free thinker. a word with you, my good man. that other passenger, what kind of a mad man is he? i know of no other passenger. no other passenger? then who went into the

, oh, oh-oh-oh oh-oh ♪ >> i will say this, i like it.like what they're singing for. >> here to tell us all about braving cold temperatures we have the fierce five with us. let me introduce them. we have lauren, crystal, dina and katie, fra. what mapd you do this parody? >> hi. >> it's our first time being in the super bowl for the past 12 years. so it's pretty exciting for us around here. >> how long did it take to do the video and who was behind it? >> kind of my crazy idea. i called christina, hey, we both like to sing. let's make a song about the ravens and seep if the other girls want to do it and they were immediately onboard. so we wrote the lyrics, created the song in fra's shower in a homemade studio sunday. >> sunday morning. >> then went all around baltimore and friends of friends and friends with cameras and a production crew and we filmed all of it on sunday. >> did you guys have, like, space heaters out there or something? >> i wish. >> it was mostly just adrenaline. >> i think i'm still thawing out. >> yeah. so i hear you a

boy, oh, boy.ome forecasters say that it will only be two inches while other forecasters are predicting 30 inches. [ laughter ] when asked why they couldn't make a better prediction, meteorologists were like, "uh, we're meteorologists." [ laughter ] actually, they are saying new york could receive up to 12 inches of snow this weekend, or as subway calls it, 11 inches. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's good, yeah. ♪ i'm so excited. we have joel mchale on the show tonight. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we also have al roker. [ cheers and applause ] roker was going to be the first guest, but i heard he likes going number two. so we -- [ laughter ] >> steve: that's good. that's good. that is good. >> jimmy: that's right, al roker is here. it's weird though. backstage he asked me where the bathrooms are, and before i could finish he was like, "never mind." [ laughter ] is that weird? we got to get these jokes out of the way. >> steve: weird, weird. yeah, get them out of the w

>> oh, yes, jimmy. laughter ] >> jimmy: walter, did you see any of the nominated movies? >> yes. i saw r-joe. lincolon. dejanjo un-channed and life of pee. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they were all great. did you see -- did you happen to see "beast of the southern wild?" >> is that the movie with the little girl named -- [ robot voice gibberish ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] >> no. but i did see "less miserables." >> jimmy: you're not saying it right. it's "les miserables." >> oh, let me try again. [ with french accent ] "les miserables." >> jimmy: perfect actually. >> thank you. >> jimmy: now, i didn't ask you this before, but what were you doing in hollywood? >> i was acting in my very first ak-sheon movie. >> jimmy: wow, congrats walter. i knew you were doing some acting but i didn't know you were in an action movie. incredible. >> oh yes, thank you, jimmy. i'm just trying to be like my favorite ak-sheon movie star. sealvester stay-lone. >> jimmy: i love sylvester stall

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh you want me to change changenge change you want me to change you want me to change ♪ ♪ change change you want me to change you want me to change change change ♪ ♪ you want me to change you want me to change change change you want me to change ♪ ♪ you want me to change you want me to change change change you want me to change ♪ you want me to change ♪ ♪ change change you want me to change ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: churchill. "change" is out now. you can see a bonus song at jimmykimmellive.com. i want to thank terrence howard, the cast of "duck dynasty." apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. thank you for watching. "nightline" is next. good nig.

have a great show. >> oh, oh, oh, oh. >> can you feel the love? >> hoda, we can feel the love. we are so in love with southern california. >> sit down. take a load off. >> get comfy. get cozy. >> we have a little issue here at universal studios, hollywood on city walk. we want to thank the los angeles bureau -- >> l.a. tourism board. >> that's what i meant. >> we keep thanking them every day. if i had my way, we would keep thanking them for the next two months, you know what i'm saying? >> of course you would. since you came out today on this beautiful sun-splashed day in l.a., somebody in this audience is going to get an incredible prize. now, you don't even know what we're talking about, but we're going to pick names out of a bowl or a wine glass and we are going to choose somebody. >> that's closer by. what's that supposed to mean, ma'am? >> anyway, we've been having a lot of fun. we want to wish a happy birthday to the folks here at city walk because it's their 20th birthday. >> happy 20th birthday. >> who knew? >> we've got some birthday cake, and we want to thank the danc

>> oh!>> the story behind nature's crowd pleaser. >>> it's sky dive mania with one guy who passes out midair and one girl who -- >> pulls it off like a boss. >> why this video blew our mind. >>> russian cops try to search a driver. >> watch what he pulls out. >> the sneak attack thaturne into a shoot-out. >>> plus the tuesday buzzword for your shot at an ipad mini. >> want to go into the woodeds. >> you might need -- >> the strap and crap. >> how do you use it when going like a guy's not an option. >> what do you have to do. >> like you're a catcher. >>> a group of visitors went to the glacier in the padagonia region of argentina. it was captured a couple weeks ago but recently unloadeded to live science. if you notice this glacier is forming a bridge. >> is that rare for a glacier to form an ice bridge like that? >> it connects to an arm of one of the lakes in argentina making it extremely rare that it could form that bridge. so these guys are just there watching in awe. admiring the view.

oh no, the smell is back...oh no! stinky cheese omelet? right here. oh keith!hines you must stop them all ♪ ♪ to save the world from the reverse-a-balls ♪ ♪ prankster planet prankster planet ♪ hello, loyal fans. all: francine! francine! francine! oh, stop...stop. let's take a look at three examples of my reverse-a-balls on earth. reverse-a-ball one... reverse-a-ball two... why can't you plant another callaloopy? reverse-a-ball three... brilliant! let's check on the progress of our little heroes jessica and marcus, as they try to stop my reverse-a-balls. (laughing) now...i know...what hamsters...feel like. well, it's not looking good for the electric company... so why don't i make it worse? hey, it's survey time! the survey question is: what item should rain down on the electric company? time to vote! you can vote for marshmallows, gumballs, or popcorn. i'm going to show the results of this survey using a bar graph! graphs, graphs, graphs i love graphs! it's time to... vote! vote! vote! and now the part where we have the results of the survey...time! what did yo

oh, here comes a car... no... no, it's not him. sorry. long shot, but maybe my friend sandy knows who he hangs out with. ( sighs ) ( phone ringing ) ( coughing ) why don't you answer the damn phone? hello? rebecca: sandy, it's rebecca. how are you doing? ( softly ): i'm o.k. what's up? listen, have you seen or heard from kevin? kevin? no, why? well, to make a long story short, he swiped my uncle's car keys. we think he's driving around somewhere. oh, god! poor kid. no, i haven't seen him. jack: who is it? it's rebecca. she doesn't know where kevin is. do you know who he hangs around with these days? ( sighs ) no, we really haven't talked much. if you hear anything, call me, o.k.? sure. why the hell is she calling this time of night? i'm trying to get some sleep. sandy: i've got to go. i'll call you tomorrow, all right? sandy, is something wrong? rebecca: what's going on over there? sandy: i really have to go. i told you get off the phone! i'll call you tomorrow. sandy? sandy! ( door closes ) kevin! where the hell have you been? we've been

those summer nights ♪ ♪ oh well oh well oh well oh ♪ ♪ tell me more ♪ tell me more ♪ was it love ate more ♪ did she put up a fight♪ >> hey, cool. [ laughter ] >> that was the second time of like, oh no, what's gonna happen? how's the show gonna go on? jimmy's leaving. ♪ summer dreams ripped at the seams ♪ ♪ but [ laughter ] ♪ those saturday nights ♪ tell me more tell me more ♪ [ cheers and applause ] heumatois means living with pain. it could also mean living with joint damage. humira, adalimumab, can help treat more than just the pain. for many adults, humira is clinically proven to help relieve pain and stop further joint damage. humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal events, such as infections, lymphoma, or other types of cancer, have happened. blood, liver and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure have occurred. before starting humira, your doctor should test you for tb. ask your doctor if you live in or have been to a region where certain fungal infections are common.

no, oh, my god. oh, this is the way i look now. that is the way i used to look. oh, one lives and learns. i spend most of my time in that cupboard to avoid seeing people and being seen. what are you looking for here, jacob? my child, our child. oh, she is sitting in there. where? in there, in the hyacinth room. yes, there she is. does her father know, i mean the colonel, your husband? well, i lost my temper with him once and told him everything. yes? oh, he didn't believe me. he said, that's what all wives say when they want to murder their husbands. oh, it was a beastly thing to do. but his life is a lie too, though. even his pedigree, when i look at the list of nobility, i think to myself, she's got a birth certificate like a little kitchen slut. you can go to prison for that. lots of people lie about their birth. you did once to me. oh, my mother made me. i wasn't to blame for that. but the crime which you and i committed, you were to blame for that. no, it was your husband's fault. he stole my sweetheart. i can't forgive until i punish. i was born like that.

and you go, "oh, great."onna like it, i just want tell you that i'm doing it. so that you know, you're a good sport, always. i'm psyched about this. i'm so happy it's back. this is good, good reality tv. here's a clip from the season premiere of "all-star celebrity apprentice." take a look. >> when you remember, you and piers really went at it, right? >> we did. but i'm over it. >> you're over it. and i know piers is over it. you've been over it for -- >> it's great to see omarosa again. it really is. >> it's good to see you. >> seriously. it's really heartwarming to see such a delightful creature in her natural habitat. >> your momma should know. your momma should know, piers. >> i look forward to seeing you -- >> your momma should know. >> omarosa, and remember -- >> your momma should know. >> i'm on this side this time. >> who cares? donald makes the ultimate decision. don't get it twisted. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! get ready, buckle up. it is fantastic. donald trump

oh!hat's a welcome. thank you so much. welcome, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's so nice. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] oh, very good. [ cheers and applause ] hot show tonight, gonna be fun. welcome, we're gonna have fun. we're gonna have fun tonight. everyone -- everyone is still talking about the oscars. that's all everyone is talking about. and get this, you guys. last night's show lasted about three hours and 40 minutes. [ scattered cheers ] even jennifer lawrence's dress was like "that's way too long." [ laughter ] did you see this? the entire cast of "les miserables" performed a song from the movie. [ laughter ] the entire cast of -- [ unintelligble french accent ] [ laughter ] they performed a song from the movie. featuring russell crowe. or as the cast of "zero dark thirty" put it, now this is torture. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] too much. i said, i think this is too much. [ applause ] i was watching the oscars last

oh well... the response of someone with a closed mind would be to make a quick judgment about masha. if she's bored, why doesn't she do something about it? if she's bored, why does she think she has to tell others about how she feels and spoil the celebration? or perhaps how strange these russians are, always talking about glooms they feel. those who suspend judgment about masha and take a close look at her husband kulygin, a school teacher, may begin to understand. loves me, my wife loves me. you must remember to put away the curtains with the carpets too. you know, i am very cheerful today. i mean, i'm in unusually good spirits. masha, the director has invited us around to his house at 4 o'clock this afternoon. a country walk has been arranged for... masha's irritation with him becomes more understandable when we listen to his little jokes and enthusiasms, and still more so when we reflect that a woman of her age and class was not educated to make an independent career or to consider divorce.

>> jay: oh! nice job. >> thank you. oh, so good -- just so happy. thank you. >> jay: i want to thank my guests -- robin wright, josh gad and, of course bonnie raitt. tomorrow night, chelsea handler. but jimmy fallon is happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. welcome. that's a great new york city crowd right there. thank you for coming out tonight. [ cheers and applause ] here's what people are talking about, everyone. "sports illustrated" swimsuit model kate upton just announced that she recently became single. [ scattered cheers ] so to all those guys out there who have been waiting for a chance

oh my gosh! hey, marcus. jess, you made it. hi paul, hi emily, the guys are on the way. oh...whoa!! ♪ ♪ there are 13 buttons to shut it down ♪ ♪ but pushing them all is up to you! ♪ ♪ boom! prankster planet! ♪ ♪ kapow! prankster planet! ♪ meanwhile, in the city... well, well, well, if it isn't the guy who made all the buttons that we keep pushing. you're so clever. well, clever is no match for a genius. a genius who figured out if i change this button into something else, you won't have a button to push. and how are you gonna do that? with the change-tastic change-meister 3000... working title. all i have to do is place this here and as soon as this beam charges up, it will zap this off button and turn it into a ham and cheese sandwich, which i will enjoy for lunch. let's see, it takes an hour for the beam to charge that's 60 minutes... one minute left! a minute? just 60 seconds? we have to move, come on! you want to mess with the genius? i have extra sandwich supplies. release the pickles! (yelling) ugh, i usually enjoy pickles! 35 seconds left! come on, get up! launch the mustard

oh! [ cheers and applause ] the ravens! oh my goodness. there they did it. oh, my goodness.s right. our puppies -- [ cheers and applause ] -- correctly picked the baltimore ravens to win the super bowl. they nailed it. congratulations to the baltimore ravens and to our puppies on doing such a great job. [ cheers and applause ] that's so cute, man, yeah. we're going to bring them back. we have such a fun show tonight. gosh, he's a hilarious comedian. we love it when he comes by. he's brilliantly funny. russell brand is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] very, very funny. ladies love him. plus, she is great on her show, "smash." we're happy to have her back. katharine mcphee is here. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music -- this guy -- every time he comes, he's unbelievable. wouldn't you say? now, every time. epic. he always outdoes himself, whether it be jim james or -- remember, he was yim yames? >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: he was yim yames for awhile. i got corrected, i got scolded by him. >> steve: because you said jim james and it was yim yames. >> jimmy: i said,

light 'em up up up light 'em up up up i'm on fire oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh ♪ [ cheers andpplause ] >> jimmy: fall out boy. look for their new album in stores starting this may. i want to thank our guests james franco, nigella lawson, christoph waltz, and i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching. good night. >>> tonight on "nightline," nightmare at sea. thousands stranded aboard a carnival cruise ship that lost power. stories of day four from a va gags gone very wrong. >>> the money man. he's the president's choice to head up the u.s. treasury but he's haunted by a stint at the wall street bank that received a massive taxpayer bailout and whose investors lost millions. >>> fighting for "lincoln". she's up for oscar number three. tonight, sally field tells us about her fight to play the president's wife. >> keep it right here, america. "nightline" is back in just 60 seconds. >>> from new york city, this is "nightline" with cynthia mcfadden. >> good evening, and thanks for joining us. tonight, a four-day pleasure cruise t

. >> oh, my gosh. >> oh, the party. >> o h! [ cheers ] >> oh, my gosh.hat a party it is. >> hi, everybody. thank you. it's our last day in l.a. >> how is it possible? >> oh, hoda, it went too fast. it went too fast, my darling. how are you all? >> this dress -- >> my dress is way too short. i want to apologize. >> it's not age appropriate. but it looks nice sort of. >> anyway, we want to thank you guys. >> we had a fun, fun, fun two weeks. the l.a. tourism board has been off the hook terrific to us, and the folks here at universal city walk have been great, too. we want to thank everybody. >> there's a reason we have a mariachi band. you know what today is? it's national margarita day. of course, it is. so we have a margarita. >> these are -- hoda, i think yours -- these are our personalities. >> what? >> one of them is sweet, and one is a little saucy. >> yours is a jalapeno margarita because you're spicy. yep. and what's yours? >> and mine is a la pinella margarita because i'm sweet. >> i think they got them mixed up. >> i don't think so. anyway, the m

oh, father, thank you for coming.u to know i'm here for you and your family. is this your father? yes. can we talk for a minute? tell me about your father's condition. my father just had his second serious heart attack in the last two days. i'm so sorry. it must be very difficult for you. are you very close to your father? yes. kevin lives with my dad. i did too until recently. we're all pretty close. and your mother...? my mother died of lung cancer almost twelve years ago. what a loss. now, are there any other family members, besides the two of you? not really. there are some relatives in ireland, but we've never met them. we have a great-aunt on my mother's side, and, uh, my father's brother, brendan. oh, your father has a brother? does he know your father's in the hospital? no, he lives in illinois. he has a farm there. my father and uncle don't talk to each other. they haven't for years. maybe this is the time for them to make peace. perhaps you should call him. i don't want to upset my father. maybe kevin and i

pucker up. >> oh. oh, oh, oh. i thought he wasn't going to open his mouth, but he did. ah. >> he was probably wondering i had no idea she had such facial hair. you know? ooh! >> do you know just before i walked on the set here, who kissed today? willy and al. >> on the lips? >> on the -- ♪ let's get it on >> oh, no. no, no, no. do it. oh. ♪ >> we don't judge. >> we don't. >> we don't judge. >> okay. so how about this little kid that was so cute. the little kid shooting baskets. >> adorable. >> also in the studio while we were wandering the halls there was this little boy who apparently -- >> prodigy. ever since he could hold a basketball, any kind of ball, he was throwing it in the air and hitting hoops. he loves it. so this is one of those youtube sensations, and you say -- his parents posted it, and you think, wow, that's really cool, and six -- what? is that really six feet? seven foot. oh, indeed. >> unbelievable. >> oh, my gosh. >> look how high he has to throw that. >> wow. and then he came to the studio, and usually those things work -- >> those things can be edi

oh! [ audience ohs ] bummer. [ sad tuba ] well, thank you, tessa.mmy: that's not $100. it feels like it, but it is not. all right. that was pepto-bismol right there. i'm so sorry, but it works. it works. all right, contestant number two -- hey, that's one down. you don't have to -- you got to be happy about that. >> i like that. i'm going to go with number 6. >> jimmy: number 6. i'm talking about beth. ♪ beth >> jimmy: beth, give him that $100, please. no! [ audience ohs ] [ sad tuba ] ay-caramba. almost was there. i thought for a second. i saw green coming out, but it was brown chocolate syrup instead. so sorry. all right, here we go. contestant number one, you smell fantastic. >> my stomach feels good. >> jimmy: audience, what do you say? we gonna help him out? [ audience yelling ] listen to the audience. >> i'll go with 5. >> jimmy: 5. we're talking about laura. ♪ laura >> jimmy: this one actually does seem light, laura. give him that $100. oh. [ laughter ] [ sad tuba ] sorry, that is -- that is -- that is -- he looks like pigpen in real life. [

>> oh, yeah. the hands went down a little. >> stars forever, hollywood forever or, d, never say good-bye, and go. what is it? >> forest lawn? >> no. no, no, no, no. >> would you like the book or a cd? >> these are huge. >> did she get it? hollywood forever? >> she got -- that's the loser prize? my book? oh, excuse me. no wonder hoda drinks to excess. >> the correct answer -- >> hollywood forever. >> i can't hear sara. >> she didn't get it right. >> nobody gets it right. >> now, griffin park -- >> home to an observatory. jason and i went there the other day. the gene autrie museum, pony rides, and so much more was named after whom? >> here are the answers, a, andy griffith, jay griffith, melanie griffith or d, merv of griffith. what is it? >> griffith jay griffith. >> you are correct. >> a free universal pass. congratulations. >> for all the people that are already in the park get free passes to the park. >> which dynamic duo does not have a star among the more than 2,400 stars on the hollywood wal

oh, that just feels awesome. oh, perfect. 165, 165. walberg: kevin can't help but zero in on what he knows best-- chinese antiques like the ones he finds in dealer brent baden's booth. kevin: what are you asking for the pair of chinese chairs? mmm... $450, i think. bought them at auction. i'm going to guess they're 100 years old. kevin: there's no damage to them, just the finish is worn. what would be the absolute bottom line on a pair of chairs like that? a real absolute bottom line? yeah, like that real number. that number that you wish you could have got, but... 300 bucks. 300 bucks? not less than that, though. you asked me for the real number. kevin: not even $250, huh? easy to put them back in my store. i hear you. $275, man, cash? no, $300. cash doesn't matter to me. i hear you. take a company check. right. i'm going to take them for three bills, all right? they're hardwood and they can be redone if somebody wants to redo them. kevin: i bought a really nice pair of chinese armchairs. lacquered finish, kind of worn but they're sti

oh, i hate it already. >> leave it on. leave it on. >> oh, bobbie, i hate it. it's horrible. >> no. >> rip it. >> oh, my gosh. >> it's not that bad. get a close up. >> now you have a ratty one. >> that looks really good. >> it's really good. it's called nail lingerie, and from loreal at the drugstore. you can spend sometimes up to -- >> i was very careful. >> i thought that's what you were trying to do. >> that's hideous. love you anyway, bobbie. >> last but not least, you have -- you can look on our website for all the latest on the nail news. >> let's hear it for bobbie's buzz. [ cheers and applause ] we have a lot coming up next. >> that's all coming up right after this. have given way to sleeping. tossing and turning where sleepless nights yield to restful sleep. and lunesta®(eszopiclone) can help you get there. like it has for so many people before. when taking lunesta, don't drive or operate machinery until you feel fully awake. walking, eating, driving, or engaging in other activities while asleep, without remembering it the next day, have been reported.

oh, this belly of fish. usually other shops cult the fish very thin, like a very thin piece of cake. sometimes they use sponge cake instead. that is terrible. it's something good about it. fish cake very good. [slirping] good noodles. all good soup. i could eat another bowl of noodles but maybe not today. it's 16 or more. i have smaller change. can i give it to you're in your hand. i pay you one coin at a time. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, so what time is it now? it's nine. >> ten, eleven. i see 16 more. i will come back same time. thank you very much. the clever man left the noodle shop. he saw the whole thing behind the wall. he gave the noodle man so many compliments and he was going to ask for this count so. he ask strange question. one, two, three, four, five, what time is it now? nine. ten eleven, twelve. why did he ask such a question. one, two, three four, five, what time is it now. nine, ten, eleven, this is the ten. oh, i see. that was the victory. i'm going to do the same thing