oh, oh, oh, oh whip my hair! ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh whip my hair! ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh whip my hair!

oh oh-oh oh oh, oh ♪ ♪ ee[ chndrs ala appus [ cheers and applae us] ] hi.fun ♪ ♪ so keep the party jumping ♪ ♪ i whip my hair back and forth just whip it ♪ ♪ i whip my hair back and forth whip it real good ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ don't let haters keep me off my grind keep my head up i know i'll be fine ♪ ♪ keep on fighting until i get there when i'm down and i feel like giving up ♪ ♪ i think of you [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i whip my hair back and forth ♪ ♪ i whip my hair back and forth just whip it ♪ ♪ i whip my hair back and forth ♪ ♪ i whip my hair back and forth ♪

oh oh-oh oh oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ my upstairs neighbors are having sex and listening to the black-eyed peasp em off [ laughter ] ♪ we ain't doin' nothin' wrong ♪ ♪ don't tell me nothin' i'm just trying to have fun ♪ ♪ so keep the party jumping ♪ ♪ i whip my hair back and forth just whip it ♪ ♪ i whip my hair back and forth whip it real good ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ don't let haters keep me off my grind keep my head up i know i'll be fine ♪ ♪ keep on fighting until i get there when i'm down and i feel like giving up ♪ ♪ i think of you [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i whip my hair back and forth ♪ ♪ i whip my hair back and forth just whip it ♪ ♪ i whip my hair back and forth ♪ ♪ i whip my hair back and forth ♪ ♪hi

oh. oh! that's karen. um, this is jake and jake's friend jo, but she'll be going home at some point. oh, you have nice children. ben: you take a turn listening. uh, right. there are snacks in the fridge. these are our mobile numbers, and this is a list of things that ben will try to tell you that aren't true. ( chuckles ) okay. and, uh, who is...? oh, that's my dad. he stay? yes. so, why i come to...? well, uh... he has early alzheimer's. uh...? dementia. they're saying he's... ben! oh, yes! i said not to do that. we told you not to do that. but he is safe, yes? oh, yes. okay, good. okay. well, you go. go have nice night. there is no problem. okay. we go. off we go. let's make a break for it. enjoy yourselves. mum: thanks! oh, yeah, and by the way, me and jo just thought we'd nip out to the cinema, but that's cool, isn't it? right. have a good time. w-wait. wh-what, just the two of you? oh, no, there's a whole gang of us. we'll be back by 10:30, and it's not a school day tomorrow, so it's fine. 10:30, jake

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. >> we're going to pass. >> cobra! >> yes!se. >> but what type of dog? >> downward dog. >> okay. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] [ buzzer ] >> steve: whoa! wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what was going on? you guys are good. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: what is going down? >> steve: 10-2. >> kill, kill. >> jimmy: 10-2. all right. come on. >> steve: 10-2, good buddy. >> jimmy: meghan, we got to do this. >> steve: are you ready? pick a category. >> jimmy: meghan, we can do this. we can do this. 10-2, good buddy. no one ever says that. >> not now. >> steve: i thought that -- >> jimmy: no, they don't say "10-2, good buddy." >> steve: all right, what are you going to pick? >> i'm going to go with two by two. >> steve: two by two. ooh. these are things that -- that come in pairs. so let's keep it clean. things that come in pairs. ready, meghan? >> ready. >> jimmy: come on pairs, yeah. >> steve: go! >> two people that are born at the same time. >> jimmy: twins. [ ding ] >> things that you wear on your feet. >> jimmy: socks. >> n

come on over. [ cheers and applause ] oh, man. oh, no!it's going to be a long game. it's going to be a long game. what is your name and where are you from, buddy? >> i'm tom kelly from new jersey. >> jimmy: good man. jersey in the house. [ cheers and applause ] tom kelly, you're a good man. now, you know the rules. i'll ask you a series of questions. if you get it wrong, courtney here will apply hot wax to your chest and then violently rip out a strip of your hair. [ laughter ] now tom, there is one twist. you don't get to answer the questions. you're going to have to rely on a little help from your friend. let's bring him on out here. hey, there. ♪ hey, buddy. you're smiling a little bit too much already. >> i've been waiting for this all day. >> jimmy: all right. now, how do you know this guy? >> you know, there's no magical story. it's just, you know, hanging out with the same people. and you know, we became good friends. and now i'm going to try to help him out a little bit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's pretty magical right there the w

oh, dear. if that's the best he can do, we're in for a long night. ( thunder rumbling ) ( shouting continues ) ben: i can't sleep! they're making too much noise again next door! well, put a pillow on your head! actually, no. don't-- don't do that. jake: i'll put a pillow over his head. thank you, jake. now, everybody, go to sleep. i did turn the telly off, didn't i? ( mumbles ) i thought i did. i thought i did. ( mumbles ) one of us must've. no, i'll check it. it's no good. ( sighs ) ( water trickling ) karen, it's half past 11:00. what are you doing? writing a letter. who to? gordon brown. can i look? all right. well, that's not very nice, what you said about miss braebrook. well, she shouted at me for talking when it wasn't even me that was talking. it was maisie that was talking. so i wrote her a note. was that note at all like this note? with the observations about her... weight? um, yes. but... she ignored it, which is very rude, so i'm writing a letter to gordon brown to tell him to fire

oh, there it is! t549. two-hour delay. oh, no... yep, with the three hours leeway you built in, that's five hours in an airport with kids. that's five weeks in real time. well... they can do some coloring. all right, well, it looks like we've got a bit of a wait. mommy's just working out where we check the bags in, and then that leaves us free to explore. ( man speaking on pa ) daddy, what's that man keep saying? oh, he's just telling us not to leave our bags unattended. now then-- but why does he keep saying it? well, because the airport people, you see, they don't want people just to wander off and leave their bags. that's why he's saying it. why? because there are some bad people who... very tiny, tiny, tiny number of--of bad people who might want to... damage the planes. what, like graffiti? no, a bit worse than that. anyway, who wants an ice cream? me, but what's that got to do with bags? because that's where they hide their bombs. bombs?! the bad people have bombs?! we are talking about a fantastically tiny number of bad peopl

let's see them. ♪ >> oh. oh, david lee roth.not gonna take it no, we ain't gonna take it ♪ >> oh, my -- ♪ we're not gonna take it anymore ♪ >> bon jovi. ♪ living on a prayer ♪ i wanna rock 'n' roll all night ♪ >> you know what's amazing? almost everybody is still around. van halen just had a reunion. >> true. >> and dee snider is on "apprentice." >> yeah. >> who else did we just -- bon jovi, still him. he's rocking out like crazy. >> other than the metal bands, there were a lot of other big musical stars. michael jackson was big. do you remember the "thriller" was from 1982. huge. >> yep. >> and not to be to outdone, your favorite -- one of my favorites is janet jackson's "control." do you remember that one from 1986? >> that sort of space suity thing. ♪ now i'm all grown up >> here's the other one. this is one of my favorites. the j. giles band. do you remember this one? "centerfold." ♪ my angel is a centerfold my blood runs cold my memory has just been sold ♪ >> j. giles band. come on. >> so basically, nothing's ever changed w

>> oh oh ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, it's so good.gantic. >> and rack city. >> jimmy: no, i don't know rack -- >> ♪ rack rack city chick rack rack city chick ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: whoa. >> ♪ throwin' hunnids hunnids, hunnids ♪ >> jimmy: is this -- oh, my god. is this the mitt romney theme song? [ laughter ] that's his new slogan, "throwin' hunnids, hunnids." >> no, that's my slogan. >> jimmy: all right, hey, good. go on, throw it. come to my -- throw hundreds back there if you want to. but this -- this movie's gonna be the biggest thing in the whole wide world. i love it because it's adventure. it's -- also, it's jules verne. >> yeah, it's really cool. we've like, taken a bunch of different stories, like, we have the nautilus, we have atlantis, we have the mysterious island. and it's really cool. it's like, really interesting. we've created some amazing sets. and it's like our take on this new adventure. it's super fun. >> jimmy: did you have adventure movies growing up? >> yeah, totally. >> jimmy: what were they? 'cause i was, like, in colle

oh.guest from her many years on cbs's "without a trace." she's currently starring in the popular new cbs drama, "unforgettable." please welcome the lovely, the talented, poppy montgomery! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: poppy montgomery, thank you so much for coming on the show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: now, poppy montgomery is an interesting name. poppy is your -- >> poppy petal emma elizabeth deveraux donahue montgomery. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: so that must have been tough in grade school, right? >> it wasn't good. >> jimmy: just poppy. >> now it's very hip to have this sort of bizarro name, but when i -- >> jimmy: say it again for me one more time. >> poppy petal emma elizabeth deveraux donahue montgomery. >> jimmy: wow. >> poppy petal sounds kind of -- pornstarry, doesn't it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: poppy -- >> i was like -- my mom. i was like, that's not -- >> jimmy: poppy petal? no, no, no. quest, quest, stop it, quest. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: happy valentine's da

oh., our next guest set a giant single-season record for receiving yards and helped lead them to super bowl victory with this touchdown catch. look at this. >> second down and goal. play clock all the way down to zero. >> jimmy: -- buddy! [ cheers and applause ] >> it's caught by victor cruz for a touchdown! >> jimmy: there he is. from your world champion new york giants, please welcome number 80, victor cruz! ♪ ♪ i love it when we're cruisin' together ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! victor cruz. >> what's going on? >> jimmy: congratulations, buddy. >> thank you, man. thank you very much. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. this is great. [ cheers and applause ] >> audience: cruz! >> jimmy: did you ever think that you'd catch a touchdown pass in the super bowl? >> never, man. you grow up dreaming about it and seeing all the games. and watching the greatest players alive play in super bowls and catch touchdowns. and i was just happy to be a part of it, man. >> jimmy: i mean, was it su

oh, it looks great! ♪ oh, this is going to be a party!ere for the super bowl, i'm hosting a little luncheon with some of the football wives. i'm making a drink right now. >> denise is hosting a luncheon with some finger food and some beverages and very suggestible items of that nature. >> god, look at this! >> this is the best indiapolis has to offer. i'm the hostess with the mostess. and the bestest boobies. [ laughter ] >> and i'm sure it will go super smoothly because denise's parties usually do. they do not. >> oh, the colts wives are here! [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, y'all. i'm sherri. >> i'm mary ann. >> i'm paris. >> i'm ce-ce. >> and i'm noel. [ laughter ] >> and our husbands play for the indianapolis colts. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. >> it's so refreshing to meet a group of such strong, powerful women. >> if you ask me -- they look kind of like dudes. [ laughter ] >> cheers! >> eat up. look at all the great food! come on! look at all the great food! >> i just want to do a little taste of everything. >> a little sala

oh, my gosh. >> dolly p. >> jimmy: oh my gosh.parton. >> i could not love her more. >> jimmy: i love dolly parton. >> she's amazing. she's so funny, so cool. >> jimmy: she's funny, she can sing -- >> quick witted. >> jimmy: -- she's gorgeous, super fast. >> all my uncles have a crush on her. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, they call me, "so, how is it going?" more importantly, "how is dolly parton?" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, how's dolly? >> get your 14-year-old mind out of the gutter. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. where did you shoot the movie? >> we shot it in atlanta earlier this year, and it was really great. like, we got a lot of fan support. cause you know, it's about this, you know, choir that competes in these gospel competitions, i.e., the "joyful noise" competitions. and they come from kind of a depressed town, going through tough times with the recession. and i get appointed choir director after chris christopherson's character has a heart attack. and that's dolly parton's character's husband, so she thinks she should get the

oh, i got you.s a play on words. >> jimmy: oh it's a play on words. >> yeah. >> jimmy: spent some time in jail. maybe? [ laughter ] australian jail. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the "late night" felons, very good. here's your album cover. check it out. [ laughter ] pretty decent, yeah. all right, well now the stage is set for the battle. look at it. your entire life comes down to what you do over there. and you only have like 20 minutes to put it all together. all right. careless whisper, what is the name of your song? >> jimmy bound. >> jimmy: jimmy bound. like jimmy band or jimmy bound? [ light laughter ] it's up to you guys or it's up to interpretation. >> the first one, the first one, jimmy bound. >> jimmy: all right good, you're jimmy bound. very good. go take the stage, you guys. this is very exciting. [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, here to perform their song, "jimmy bound." [ light laughter ] i can't believe we got these guys. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for careless whisper! [ cheers

oh, my god. well, i mean, i knew that. i knew that, honey." [ laughter ] speaking of valentine's day, a sewage treatment plant in brooklyn is offering a special valentine's day tour for couples. [ laughter ] so personally, i like to take my wife there other times of the year when it's not all couples. [ laughter ] that cheapens it a little. yeah. did you guys see this? jay-z and beyonce just released five pictures of their month-old daughter. you hear that facebook friends with babies? only five pictures. [ laughter ] some election news this weekend was the maine caucuses. and here's the crazy part. adele actually won that, too. that -- [ cheers and applause ] isn't that amazing? >> steve: good for her. >> jimmy: it was a great -- great record. it was a great record. get this, in a new interview, rick santorum said women might not be suited for military action because their emotions aren't suited for combat. [ audience oohs ] which would mean only one thing. he has never seen an episode of "the v

but all of the sudden, boom. >> oh, oh. >> oh, yikes, live wires, live wires. >> yeah, the wires thatre powering that tram snapped off the connection at the top of the tram, comes down on top of these cars. you see sparks fly. >> i'm glad nobody is getting out of their cars. >> not yet. look at the tram driver in the right of your screen. see him? now, the woman driving this car is, like, trying desperately to get her out. you can hear her child in the back. >> look at the tram driver trying to figure out what the heck just happened. that's a dangerous place to be. if i was one of these drivers, i wouldn't want to drive over those live wires at all. >> well, you're going to be okay in your car because you're grounded because of the rubber tires. but the tram driver is in real danger because the street is damp and that's going to conduct electricity! the other thing i like about this video, listen to what's jamming in russia. >> oh, jeez. >> the song that won't go away. >> even in russia, sexy and i know it is popular. >> that's not sexy. >> it's dangerous and i know it. >> that's it f

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oh man, oh man, man.o sad, man. actually, so sad it makes me want to sing, man. ♪ quest -- yeah. good thing i had this. yeah. ♪ when i first heard the news i just couldn't believe that ashton could break up with demi ♪ ♪ can i marry katy perry and be her man i don't think you understand ♪ ♪ i'm in love, man i've been in love, man mum-a-lum-a-lum-a-lah ♪ ♪ love you plus me equals love, man ♪ ♪ so do the math, man you plus me equals love, man ♪ ♪ so do the math, man man, oh, man ♪ >> jimmy: very good, that's enough. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, man. >> ♪ you plus me >> jimmy: no, no, no, i got you. i got you, i got you. sit down, man. sit down, man. let me see if i got this right now. shout out to art, shout out to jalapenos, shout out to girl scout cookies -- [ cheers ] >> cookies in your ass! >> jimmy: all right. shout out to nuts. >> who doesn't love these nuts!? >> jimmy: okay. shout out to wild card wings. shout out to tebow. >> tebow! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: shout out to love. >> shout out to love,

and brake. >> oh!e a roller coaster. >> yeah. >> she needs those side pad things they give you at the roller coaster so your head doesn't bounce around. >> looks like her harnesses could have been a lot tighter for her. >> she's really top heavy. >> i mean i don't know the math of this. say the helmet is maybe four pounds, five pounds, times 4gs probably like having a 15, 20 pound weight on your head, if not more. >> how fast was she going? >> in this formula one experience just below max speed. max speed on some of these cars is about 205, 208 miles per hour. even if they're doing 180 miles per hour that is fast. coming down from those extremes is where you get the bobblehead. >>> summer is around the corner. shawn is already out there. >> he has a prosthetic. >> that's next time on "right this minute." ♪ >>> ready for some taser ball? >> no. >> what? >> taser ball. >> that's right. a big soccer ball and a taser. see what it's all about. and a reporter and a camel, what could possibly go wrong? >> did

oh, that -- oh, geez. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh!e ohs ] ooh. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: tie game. >> oh. >> jimmy: sorry -- yeah, yeah. sorry. [ audience ohs ] no. judges say no. ♪ come on. ♪ [ audience ohs ] >> oh! >> jimmy: all right. all down to the money ball. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ drum roll ] [ audience ohs ] [ sad tuba ] it came all the way back. all right. come on. [ drum roll ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yes! redeemed myself! i redeemed myself. >> nice. [ applause ] >> jimmy: david duchovny. "californication" airs sunday at 10:30 p.m. on showtime. judah friedlander joins us next. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i used to not travel very much, but then i discovered hotwire. now, i use all my vacation days. i can afford to visit my folks for the holidays. and reconnect with my girlfriends in vegas. because i get ridiculously low prices on all my trips. you see, when hotels have unsold rooms, they use hotwire to fill them, so i get 4-star hotels for up to half off. now i can afford a ro

. >> oh, boy! >>> nick will get things started for us with some courtroom video. >> you go to court to get things settled, but not like this. jessica was accused of harassment. now, niata brown is up on the stand, but she didn't make a good case because the judge says, you know what, there's not enough evidence to continue an order of protection for you. so the plaintiff, niata brown, gets off the stand, walks back towards her table, removes her scarf, hands it to a friend -- >> hey. hey. hey. hey. hey. whoa. whoa. >> oh. >> and goes after the defendant. >> i think the other girl needed the restraining order. >> you see the bailiff run in quickly to try to get control of the situation, but this goes on for a while. >> come on. >> you're going to go to jail. >> i would guess these ladies were in contempt of court. >> where's the gavel? can you imagine if this happened in judge judy's courtroom? >> i don't even think the judge is still in the room. where is he? >> get the [ bleep ]. >> she threw the

it's -- oh. jimmy: so was the guitar pick. [ laughter ] >> i know. >> jimmy: it's a tied game. next person that wins is the uber champ. [ light laughter ] >> okay, all right, jimmy. >> jimmy: you ready for this? let's do this, devora. yeah. [ beeping ] >> okay. you're almost there, but not quite there, so it's a phrase, you might say -- >> home. >> no, you're almost there, like you're super -- to being there, but you're not quite there. >> jimmy: close. >> yes, that's the first one. >> jimmy: okay. >> and then -- except, okay -- >> jimmy: close enough? >> yep, except -- >> jimmy: close call? >> uh -- um -- >> jimmy: close encounters? >> you smoke it. you smoke it. old men smoke it. >> jimmy: close weed. [ laughter ] >> no, old men -- i don't know, when they're like, playing pool they smoke -- >> jimmy: cigars. close but no cigar! >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ beeping ] >> it's something that you put on yourself when you're hurt. >> band-aid? >> and the first word is a major store where you

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never had before, no, no i get a good feeling, yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh put your hands up ♪ i get put your hands up put your hands up ♪ i get a feeling that i never, never, never never had before, no, no ♪ >> so beautiful. come on. ♪ i get a good feeling, yeah put your hands up ♪ ♪ a feeling that i never never never had before ♪ >> it's "the roots" baby! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> we number one! just like this. ♪ good feeling good feeling ♪ ♪ i know i got a good feeling ♪ i did it i did it love the life that we live in ♪ ♪ good feeling good feeling i know you got the good feeling ♪ ♪ let's hit it ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh sometimes i get a good feeling, yeah ♪ put your hands up put your put your hands up ♪ i get a feeling that ♪ ♪ i never never, never never had before, no, no i get a good feeling, yeah oh, oh, sometimes i get ♪ ♪ put your hands up put your put your hands up ♪ ♪ a good feeling, yeah i get a feeling that i never, never, never never had before, no, no ♪ ♪ ♪ sometimes i get a good feeling ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: flo rida! look for their new album later this