ohhhhhh, only in my jeans... legs look long and lean... but only in my jeans.: introducing the new flares, starting at just 19.50, girls from 17, now at old navy. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] nation, last month i formed colbert super-pac and since then i have learned some disturbing stuff about campaign finance. apparently some people are such political junkies that donating money is a way to get a fix. in the last quarter alone "more than 1,300 people gave five or more times" to the same candidate. for example, "i'm trying to restrain myself," said one donor who in recent months has given to tim pawlenty 11 times. making tim pawlenty the world's most boring addiction, next to freebasing iceberg lettuce. [laughter] and not just republicans are addicted. donating to obama is like smoking pot: everything feels new for a while, but at the end of the day you realize you didn't get anything done. [laughter] and folks, these campaigns -- you guys been hitting the obama? these campaigns soliciting money know exactly w

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ohhhhhh, only in my jeans... legs look long and lean... but only in my jeans. anncr: introducing the new flares, starting at just 19.50, girls from 17, now at old navy. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight is cnn's chief business correspondent. his forth coming book due out in november is called "how to speak money: the language and knowledge you need now." please welcome to the program ali velshi. ( applause ) thank you for joining us. nice to see you. >> thank you, sir. good to be here. >> jon: explain to me, i watch television. the stock market, a terrible thing happened to the stock market. it went down 600 points on news of europe. then the next day from what i understand europe was still very similar to how it had been the day before. and it went up 500 points. then the next day it went down 450 points on news of something. and then the next day it went up 300. are they (beep) with us? >> you know, it's exactly right what you're saying because the companies that make up the stock market didn't change. they weren't worth 5% less t

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