oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh [suspira] uhh, creí que usted no lo contaría.nos. [silbido] ups. -te voy a bajar en una parada de autobús. dile al chofer que quieres volver con tu madre. -claro, pero no creo que tengan autobuses en cataratas del paraíso. -con eso será suficiente. ven, te daré unas monedas para el pasaje. -gracias, pero traje mi pase de autobús. aunque voy a tener que tomar un millón de autobuses para volver a mi casa. sr. fredricksen, ¿cuánto falta, eh? -es que es mucha altura. nos llevará horas descender. ¡oh! esa cosa parecía un edificio. -eh, ¿qué fue eso, sr. fredricksen? -no podemos estar tan cerca del suelo. [gritan] ¡no! !alto! ¡regresa, regresa! ¡no! !no! [grita] ¡russell, sujétate! [gritan] [grita] ¡retrocede, retrocede! -claro. -¡rápido, tú puedes! !así! [jadea] ¿dónde...? ¿dónde estamos? -no se parece en nada a la ciudad o a la jungla, sr. fredricksen. -no te angusties, ellie, no voy a soltarla. [jadean] ¡ahí es! ellie, todo es muy hermoso. llegamos. ¡lo logramos, russell! hay que flotar un poco y ya. sube, sube. -¿habla de ayudarlo?

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oh, yeah.oh, wow, just gorgeous. [ cheers and applause ] you look beautiful. >> thank you! >> jimmy: fantastic! let's give her a round of applause. thanks again to our lucky audience member. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's what i'm talking about there. that's what i'm talking about. that was a great, great sweater. it really was. that was a great -- >> ho-ho-ho! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. horatio sanz! why are you dressed like that? >> i'm not horatio. i'm ho-horatio sant-anz. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: feels a little forced. [ laughter ] ho-horatio, what are you doing here? >> well, i just saw that you were giving away that sweater. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and since oprah is on the show tonight. >> jimmy: that's correct. >> or as i like to call her, ho-ho-hoprah. >> that's right. [ laughter ] a lot of people do that this time of year, sure. >> i thought, why not give something away to everyone! right? [ cheers and applause ] ho-ho-ho! >> jimmy: stop laughing.

oh, yeah. i think, yeah. >> jimmy: that's the version. >> and "wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney. >> jimmy: oh, my god! that's my favorite! that's my favorite! he's my favorite! yeah, yeah, yeah. >> that's one of my favorites too, yeah. >> jimmy: i have a photo of -- these photos just got unearthed. i don't know where they were. but, anyways, this is a battle of the bands in 1961. and it's -- the beatles playing there. and there's about 18 people that showed up to see you. [ laughter ] i mean, is that unbelievable? >> yeah. that was one of our bigger gigs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you remember this at all? >> yeah, you know, that's the thing. everyone thinks beatles were always, big but that's not true. we were little at one point. >> jimmy: yeah. [ audience awws ] there they were, the little beatles, everybody. [ laughter ] look at -- this is cool. this is cool. this is a rock star. come on, paul mccartney! [ cheers and applause ] that's it right there! >> you can do that. >> jimmy:

>> oh yeah. >> jimmy: oh i would be exhausted. >> oh, no -- >> jimmy: no, i would. [ laughter ] you don't. >> oh, is that what gorp is? >> jimmy: you never have gorp? >> no, i don't think i have. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it will change your life. it's better than culottes. [ laughter ] 47 cities in 49 days is that what you said. >> something like that, yeah. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. >> well i do it twice a year. >> jimmy: you do? >> and, uh. every fall and every spring. and i, it's a lecture tour. so i read in theaters. >> jimmy: you're so good at that. >> and i sign books afterwards. but i knew that i'd been doing it for too long on this tour. i started to saying to people what do i smell. are you wearing hand lotion from -- and i could identify hand lotion from a certain chain store. and i would say -- >> jimmy: yesterday's nuts dot com. >> you should never -- >> jimmy: they have great lotions. wait, so you really -- >> i started scolding people for wearing cheap hand lotion. >> jimmy: why would you do that? [ laughter ] >> because it gives me a a headache. you know th

¡oh! ¡oh, no!> lo hice otra vez. eres un gran patinador, colega. >> tÚ eres bueno, tambiÉn. pero ahora viene la parte difÍcil. es hora de demostrar quiÉn es el mejor. ¡oh! ioh! ¡uf! iah! ¡ay! me caÍ. >> eso significa que pablo estÁ fuera. >> y si tyrone hace ese salto, ganarÁ. ¡tÚ puedes, colega! >> la tabla no hace al patinador, el patinador hace a la tabla. ¡quÉ bien, lo hice! ganÉ la competencia de habilidad. >> colega, eso fue asombroso. >> sÍ, tÚ te llevaste la competencia, colega. >> y, por lo tanto, te mereces el ollie dorado. >> pero tengo que decirles algo: encontrÉ la patineta mÁgica. >> ¿es en serio? >> sÍ, y la usÉ para las dos primeras pruebas, pero luego la perdÍ. >> pero no usaste la patineta mÁgica en esos saltos del final. ese fuiste tÚ, colega. >> sÍ, asi que eso no importa. >> ey, tienen razÓn. [rÍe] ese fui yo. >> es como yo siempre dije: la tabla no hace al patinador... >> [todos] el patinador hace a la tabla. >> colega, es un honor hacerte entrega... del ollie dorado. >> ¡ey!

[ snarling ] [ laughter ] oh my goodness. oh, this is terrible! oh my gosh. stray dogs.tray dog. >> steve: i thought that was your dog, rumplestiltskin. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's all rose's fault too. we should probably rethink hiring her back. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you guys, check this out. the search engine bing has a a new feature that can predict who will lose in the midterm elections. because if anyone's good at predicting failure, it's bing. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! hey oh! hey! badaboom badabing. [italian accent] >> jimmy: ey whats the thing -- badaboom badagoogle, you know what i'm saying? [ laughter and applause ] badaboom badagoogle, you know what i'm saying? >> steve: bing this! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: no i don't -- they mean bing this. bing this. >> steve: bing it, look it up. >> jimmy: bing this ova here. >> steve: you son of a bitch. talking to a russian fellow. >> jimmy: oh, sonovavitch oh. [ laughter ] i'm sorry, i missed her. >> steve: i'm not rose. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, i don't know if this is a g

then "time" said, "oh, no.ll just mail them to you." [ laughter and applause ] you don't have to come. this is interesting here. yesterday, facebook revealed that ebola was the most popular facebook topic in the u.s. this year. with the world cup coming in sixth. so, welcome to america -- where even ebola is more popular than soccer. [ laughter ] we just don't get it. we don't get soccer. [ applause ] of course, the big news out of washington is this report on cia interrogation techniques. today, president obama was talking about the report and praised our country's ability to quote "face our imperfections, make changes and do better." sounds less like a speech on torture and more like the comments on a kindergartner's report card. timmy plays well with others, but needs to water board less. [ laughter and applause ] nothing but trouble for obama these days. in fact according to a new poll, 55% of americans think republicans focus more on pushing obama's buons than actually pursuing their agenda. then republica

oh! hey! oh! oh! >> jimmy: anyways, doesn't matter. next up, from the cardinals is frostee rucker.y to be named after overdubbed curse words in the tnt version of good fellas." "you frostee rucker! i'll kick your ruckin' butt, you frostee ruckin' rat." [ laughter ] "what am i, frostee rucker over here?" next, j.r. sweezy from the seahawks. he was voted, "people magazine's sexiest zombie alive." that's amazing. and finally, from the cardinals, we have lyle sendlein. he was voted "human angry bird." [ cheers and applause ] there you guys go. your nfl superlatives. we have a great show! give it up for the roots. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have got a great show tonight! from "night at the museum: secret of the tomb," the very funny ben stiller is here. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] come on! >> jimmy: i love ben stiller. she is one of my favorite actors out there right now. she stars in the new movie, "the gambler." the lovely, the talented brie larson is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] she's great in that movie. and he's one of the funniest guys on the pla

oh oh oh, oh oh and starting each day with a delicious bowl of heart healthy kellogg's raisin bran.anything hand, as fast as you used to. do you need help? what is that? swiffer dusters. i can extend it so i don't have to get on the step stool. it's like a dirt magnet just like my kids. i think swiffer definitely gave me some of that time back. ♪ vivofit. gently reminds you to get moving. join the movement. my one word to describe ac would relaxing getaway fun unique beautiful serenity shenanigans refreshing shopping surprising happy place you know what i mean? i want to say friendly. exhilarating adventure the boardwalk #nosleep it's a great weekend. there is so much to do here. it's so great to have it so close. it's just a great location, a great place to be. we love atlantic city. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was fun, huh? [ cheers and applause ] our next guest is a boxing legend, actor, author, his new show "mike tyson mysteries" premiered last night. on "adult swim." it is fantastic. if you like scooby-doo and cartoons, and -- funny things, and dirty words, you hav

oh, really, really? oh, gosh. >> jimmy: you're on broadway. this is very, very exciting. >> i am. >> jimmy: this is a big deal. it's super fun. i mean, everyone's talking about this. you're shattering records. it's matthew broderick. it's nathan lane. it's megan mullally. you get to see you guys all acting. it's super funny. i can't wait to see it. i've just heard. >> yeah, come see it. i'm in it for three more weeks. so hurry! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. but you're just shattering records. it's not the first time that you've been on broadway. but do you remember the first time going to see a broadway play? >> yes, it's kind of crazy because the first broadway play i saw, i was 16, and it was in the exact same theater where we're doing this play now. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. it used to be called the plymouth, and now it's called the schoenfeld. which is a much more poetic name for a theater, of course. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> but anyway, it was "equus." it was this play called "equus," and i

oh oh oh, oh oh and starting each day with a delicious bowl of heart healthy kellogg's raisin bran.ything hand, as fast as you used to. do you need help? what is that? swiffer dusters. i can extend it so i don't have to get on the step stool. it's like a dirt magnet just like my kids. i think swiffer definitely gave me some of that time back. ♪ vivofit. gently reminds you to get moving. join the movement. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was fun, huh? [ cheers and applause ] our next guest is a boxing legend, actor, author, his new show "mike tyson mysteries" premiered last night. on "adult swim." it is fantastic. if you like scooby-doo and cartoons, and -- funny things, and dirty words, you have to watch that. [ laughter ] his "new york times" best-selling book "undisputed truth" came out in paperback today. ladies and gentlemen, give it up for mike tyson! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love you! that's what i'm talking about! iron mike tyson. i always -- i always try to get you to dance when you come out. i love watching you dance, man. i love it. >> i bet you do. [

said catholic officials, "embezzlement, oh thank god. [ laughter ] oh, oh i thought it was going to be worse. oh, thank you. oh it's a christmas miracle. he just stole money." amal clooney. [ light laughter ] i love this story. officials in south dakota have pulled their new highway safety campaign called "don't jerk and drive," citing poor word choice. oh, i shouldn't say they pulled it, they yanked it. no, i mean -- [ laughter ] no, they -- look, they -- they rubbed it out. they rubbed it out. no, they -- they masturbated it. they masturbated it. [ light laughter ] a little tech news. a tech company, this is amazing to me -- a tech company has released new vending machines that use facial recognition software to decide whether it will sell different foods to specific customers. that story again, a tech company has invented racist vending machines. [ laughter ] so if you've been waiting for those, wait no longer. this story is just awful. a man was recently admitted to the hospital for surgery after doctors discovered he still had surgical scissors in his stomach from a procedure perf

oh, my gosh.: yeah, "i got five on it". >> luniz. >> jimmy: yeah, luniz. that's what it was. >> luniz from oakland. >> jimmy: oh, really? see, you had a good call. >> yeah, sample from timex social club. >> also from oakland. >> oh, also from oakland. jay king, former pimp. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like the kevin bacon game. >> yeah! >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you never met jay king? >> jimmy: you don't know him? >> jay king's a pimp. >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. >> thanks for having me, man. you got two babies! >> jimmy: i have two little girls. >> your sperm worked twice! [ laughter and applause ] twice! >> jimmy: i joined the two daughters club. >> wow, man. >> jimmy: i know you have two daughters. >> yeah, i got two kids, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. you do, yeah. >> i got kids, man. >> jimmy: how old are the girls? >> lola is how old? lola is 12. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> zahra's 10. okay. >> jimmy: oh yeah? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and you're still doing stuff with the girls? >> and i go

i said, "oh, really?"paintings." [ laughter ] >> seth: that's excellent. >> it really is. >> seth: any time -- once a woman hits a certain age it's really fun to hear her say "dissing." it's a real nice -- >> she did say "diss." >> seth: that's great. you -- congratulations on this. not just a golden globe nomination, but you got your own star on the hollywood walk of fame. >> yes. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: and this is very nice. samuel l. jackson and quentin tarantino stopped by to help you celebrate, i like this. it looks like you guys are playing twister, which i like. >> we were dipping our toes. >> seth: you were dipping your toes in your star. what is the ceremony itself like when you get a star? >> it -- it's fantastic. it's a little old fashioned. the most -- the wildest thing about it really is tom labonge. >> seth: okay. >> tom labonge is a hollywood city councilor who comes with a loaf of bread. >> seth: uh-huh. they've always have done this? >> i think he's the last surviving

oh, yeah, this is good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness.hat i'm talking about right there. i mean, look at this. [ cheers and applause ] look how beautiful that looks. oh, my gosh. that's -- you look gorgeous. happy holidays. that's fantastic. it's nice to meet you. pleasure. thank you so much. that's great. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i mean, gorgeous. you fit right in. you fit right in. no one even knows you're wearing a sweater. no one even knows -- guys, i'm sorry. i'm in the spirit of giving. [ cheers and applause ] we are about to give away some amazing stuff. it's time for "tonight show stocking stuffers!" let's do this. ♪ hey girl i want to stuff that stocking tonight yeah ♪ >> jimmy: all right, everybody. we are giving away an awesome gift to every single person in our studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] and we're not messing around this year. this is "the tonight show!" this is the big leagues! these gifts shouldn't even be called stocking stuffers. these are real deal. under the tree. call up your grandma and tell her what you

♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! oh! that's what i'm talking about!ot crowd tonight! that's what you need, a great new york city crowd! welcome, everyone, to "the tonight show." thank you so much for being here. what a show to come to. what a show to be at. [ cheers ] this is the one. this is the one. thank you for being here. thank you for watching, you guys. here's what everyone's talking about. everyone is gearing up for the holidays, you guys. in fact, last week, president obama and the first lady released the first ever interactive white house holiday card. you see that? it's really cute. the way it works is, you open the card, you enter your name and your social security number -- and then, you're signed up for obamacare. [ laughter ] it's just really a surrogate. happy holidays, suckers! happy holidays, suckers. very amazing. speaking of obama, i saw that on small business saturday, the president went shopping at a a bookstore and bought 17 books -- including "the laughing monsters," "being mortal" and "heart of darkness." [ laughter ] or as th

you can hear his response as well. >> oh, boy. >> oh, boy. >> police initially thought that he was goingmit suicide but once he got down and explained the situation, there were no charges filed. there were smiles all around. >>> no. >> a disagreement about the weather gets physical when -- >> he broke my heart. >> oh, my gosh. the story behind the cutest dispute you've ever seen. >>> and see what happens when a red hot nipple ball meets gasoline. >> this does not seem like a smart idea. >> seems like a great idea. let's see where it goes. [ [ mamalele a annnnououncncer ] megan doesn't know >>> closed captioning provided by -- thankfully, she uses act restoring mouthwash. itit r rebebuiuildlds s tooth enamel making yoyourur teeth two times stronger. acact.t. s smimilele strong. >>> you're watching some of our favorite video from 2014. enjoy, everybody. >> it's raining. >> no. >> right now. >> it's raining. >> the internet exploded with cuteness when this video was posted. it now has more than 11 million views. >> it's sprinkling. >> no it's raining. >> my mom told me it's sprinkling. >> y

a pro kite boarder soars into the air and slams into solid steel. >> oh! >> oh, oh!just saw my life flash in front of me. i started kite boarding 11 years ago when it first started. >> dimitri lives to fly. for wings he uses a kite in a relatively new sport called kite boarding. >> the appeal about this sport is the freedom. it's just like jumping and pure power house, but you are using nature to do that. >> the greek-born dimitri also flies to live. he's a pro and owner of a company that manufacturers and sells kite boards. >> i was very lucky to get into kite boarding. i did it for myself and got sponsored by two different companies and finally started my own kite company. >> kite boarding combines the appeal of boarding, riding the waves, with the pleasures of flying through the air on the kite. >> the main thing with kite boarding is the jumping, is the hang time. everything happens up there in the air. >> kite boarders can spin, pop off stationary obstacles and get really big air. >> i like the -- how you call it, the adrenaline. i like pushing the limits. but o

oh, gloves.oing to do this one now. >> you're going to put the gloves on and nitrogen boils as a liquid at 321 degrees below zero. >> jimmy: really. >> you can't put your face in it. >> lucy: exploded. >> jimmy: bummer. first thing i was going to do. >> i know, i know, but i'm sorry to ruin the party. so, just pour it right in here. >> jimmy: you're dripping it everywhere. >> that's okay. >> jimmy: no, it's going to get on me and i'm afraid. >> it's gone already it evaporates constantly because it's always boiling. so what we are going to do. we're going to make a cloud. >> jimmy: we're going to make a a cloud. >> to have a cloud, you need a a couple of things. you need particulate matter, stuff in the air. you need water vapor, and i got warm water over here. and you need this. so, this is what we're going to do. i need you guys to stand back if you don't want to get wet. are you ready? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're going to make a a cloud. >> we also need a rapid temperature change, so i've got

♪ oh night divine ♪ oh night divine ♪ oh night divine ♪ oh night divine ♪ fall on your knees ♪ oh hearhows around this holiday season. with a sneak peak at one of the best, when good day returns. >> ♪ >> my favorite holiday memory is big family, two parents, six kids all around the christmas tree. we each had to open up a gift one at a time. the opening experience would last four hours. it was great. >> families make memories of their own and give them a gift they need a triple a membership, visit triple >>> merry christmas, kerry barrett. >> merry christmas to you and merry christmas to you. we're very glad you are with us. hopefully you have found everything your heart desired underneath your tree or if you have not open them yet thaw will. >> you know what i realized, thinks your son's first christmas. >> it is, indeed. >> how exciting. >> he is too young to know what is going on at this point but daughter avery is just stoke. >> she's awesome. last year she was a little bit scared of santa. >> yes, with the beard. >> she didn't necessity who he was, i never forced her to sit on his

rolls -- oh no, oh my god! i forgot about the rolls, oh no. oh no! oh no! rolls, ya burnt., black friday, if i wanted to get trampled by confused animals, i'd go to pamplona. black friday, you're the running of the bull [ bleep ]. thanksgiving was so stressful. you know what would be really relaxing? ripping a vitamix blender out of the bony claws of a woman whose family didn't like her casserole. double judy burn. >> double judy burn. >> seth: black friday, here's your deal. ya burnt. native americans, this whole holiday is one big burn on you. enough is enough. you're proud. you're dignified. you helped these european settlers survive the winter, even though all they ever gave you was smallpox. and for that reason, native americans, you are this weeks unburnable. ascend to safety and soar with the eagles, my friend. [ cheers and applause ] trying to beat traffic. hey, it's great that you left at 4:00 a.m. to try to beat traffic. you know who else has that idea? everybody. now it's 4:30 and you're bumper to bumper going 15 in a 65. not sure if you know this, but there is n

, night. ♪ when christ was born. ♪ noel, noel oh night. ♪ oh night divine. ♪ oh, night oh night divinely free. look, you don't even have to put in your credit card information. what?! credit karma. really free credit scores. really. free. i could talk to you all day. >>> hey, t my >> to all my fox and friends friends, merry christmas happy in new year. >> let's get him a new ball. >> why not. >> we did a little survey and asked kids across america what your number one wish. >> all of you overwhelmed us with your messages to santa claus. >> it's time for a new more, starting with kids who don't focus on the material things. >> i would like a frog or a cow. most of all i would like a new house for my nanny and papa because their house burnt down. >> we want daddy to come home. >> and our dad is in korea come home and watch santa. >> santa come home. >> bring my daddy home for christmas. >> all i want for christmas is snow. lots and lots of snow. >> why i want for christmas is no school! >> what i want for christmas is the rocking horse. >> how sweet is that? they just want a house for th

oh, all right., you got some grilled meat. >> snackage? yes, i would like snacks. >> they've got pork chin and intestines. got a spicy dipping sauce. ah, this is a chinese liquor. >> all right. >> tastes like boner medicine. >> yes. it also tastes like a dirty sack. >> when did you come to thailand first? >> i believe it was 1987. and i came as a backpacker. it was all about smoking dope on the beach, eating mushrooms, chasing girls and drinking beer. i had a three-month ticket and ended up staying away for four years. here we go. >> oh, man. so what was the dish? a dish in every traveler's life where they just said okay, my previous life is not going to be enough for me anymore, you know? >> there's a particular mushroom. they make soup out of it. it was unlike anything i had ever had in my life. >> when i first came out to this part of the world, noodles. i mean, i knew right then. i mean, i'm not joking. it wasn't the girls, it wasn't the beaches. the noodles, the greasy bottle of fish sauce and

>> oh, oh. no, that was my brother.g name so when read out all the names of everyone, it was all wrong. and everyone was laughing again. so the poor vicar didn't know what he was doing. we used to -- we used to tease my mum as well. we used to send her, like postcards. 'cause she was, she was one of these people that just wanted, wanted everything to be right and proper and wanted to be respected in the neighborhood and you know. and we used to send her postcards with things like, "is that pedophile mailman still reading your postcards?" [ laughter ] and she'd just be horrified. we pretended to kidnap her once. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were bad kids! >> we went to bingo, right? it was me and my brother. and at the end all the people were coming out, right? and we just grabbed her, and started putting her into the boot of the car. [ laughter ] and she was screaming, right? and no one helped! [ laughter ] people just looked the other way! >> jimmy: you can't kidnap your mom. what's wrong with you? >> you can. you can. >

oh, crap. that's not a bad first try. >> it sucks. >> you know, it stops traffic. >> sure it does. >> you want to go see? >> all right. >> all right. >> i'm right here. i have a flat tire. >> i see that. >> yeah. >> you want me to change it? ? i don't even know where the spare is. but you've got a body. come on, dog. >> you got a dog park around? >> no. oh, somebody's got to pee. >> somebody's got to do it right here. somebody just did it. so this is good-bye from columbus, georgia. it's been fun, dawn. >> mike. >> thank you. >> i really figured you for a hugger. >> i am a hugger. >> this is good and weird. we appreciate it. there's only one logical shot to go out on, though, and it's got to be -- >> she'll turn for me. >> it's got to be, wait for it. wait for it. and -- good-bye. >> bye. ♪ ♪ somebody's gotta do it ♪ somebody's gotta do it ♪ a little work ♪ a little pay ♪ somebody's got to do it ♪ somebody's gotta do it >> you know somebody who has to do it? or perhaps you have to do it yoursel

oh, i want to hug you! >> plus, why you never kick the christmas tree -- winter sports gone wrong -- and seasons greetings from jib jab. >> that make you happy every holiday. >> get ready for a big "rtm" christmas coming straight at you. >> the matrix beyond those snowba snowballs. see, they missed -- >> oh! >> dude. >>> not sure if you aware of this, but santa's elves are pretty extreme. check it out. there's one of santa's helpers suited up in a skydive suit. the hat on and everything getting ready to jump. out they go. now, that is professional skydiver annette o'neil and she is riding not santa's sleigh, her boyfriend, brett kistler. >> sound romantic. terrified all at once. >> professional base jumpers and supported by sun ski. she jumped out holding on to brett's parachute. getsalities twisted up at first. pulls it back around, hangs on for a second, gets flung off. brett continues on his dive safely as does annette. everybody landed safely here, but we've seen annette on our show before. remember thi

oh, my goodness. getting all this attention, he would have given up that leg a long time ago. >> you might say he went out on a limb. what are we going to do to her? >> turn her head pink and her pom poms pink and then we're going to do a leopard pattern on her and maybe a couple flowers. >> let's make it happen. >> this is going to take the both of us. >> well, tell me what to do. >> you take this. >> yeah. >> you are going to pull the hair up and spray just a little bit, i'm going to brush it back and dry it. >> tell me more about what's in here. >> it's a hair dye for dogs. >> of course it is. how long have you had the place? >> 28 years. >> how long have you been here? >> almost two years. >> yeah? you love it? >> yes, i do. >> are you just saying that because your boss is here. >> no. >> you really do love it? >> yeah, i do. i've had other offers to work other places. >> hey. >> you want an employee who is in demand. you absolutely want that. this is a very well behaved dog. i've got to say. >> t

oh, my god, yes.ird eye. >> we caught up with nadir at his place of business in order to talk to the people who know him best. >> thank you. he just sold me these shirts and he seems so nice. >> good enough. >> i get a lot of energy from you. i feel like it's in there, but you don't really project that. >> it's hard for me to, like, talk. >> now, i'm going to tell you something. the world is looking, and they're going to expect for you to have what it takes. >> i'm going to show them that i have what it takes. >> no, no, no. i have what it takes. >> i have what it takes. >> say, i have what it takes! >> when chilli yelled, i thought, oh, my god, like -- wow. >> i'm going to give you one last chance to say it really loud. say, i have what it takes. mean it. >> i have what it takes. and i mean it. >> ready to show you my h-o-u-s-e. so what are you waiting for? come on! ♪ we got ourselves our standard kitchen. wonderful microwave. actually i have two, which is pretty stellar. this is where the magic happ

. >> oh, no. >> oh. >> he pulls up alongside, pulls a gun and asks for the backpack. >> what do you say, man? i don't know what you're saying man. >> alex is clearly terrifying but also can't understand what this man is saying. >> the bike? >> alex is assuming he's asking for the bike but the bike does not back off, he gets on the bike and chases him down. >> i've got to give it to him. i've got to give it to him. >> look at all those other people around. i'd be screaming bloody murder at this point. >> no no no no. >> by the sounds of it mike is also enjoying it and they do what any sensible person does do run away. >> all of this in broad daylight. >> on a bike tour. >> on a bike tour in a busy area of town. >> saw that entire thing like on oprah right now. yeah. >> fortunately for us "right this minute" we have both of them joining us on skype from vancouver, canada. >> i'm so glad you're safe. >> so tell us man, how did that feel? that was an intense video just to watch. >> the whole thing happened so quickly, it just -- you get -- kind of get into survival mode. for the most part i

oh yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, almost works better with a a turtleneck. oh, this is unbelievable already.eak out. people are going to be jealous in new jersey. look at that. [ applause ] i mean, talk about cute. how cute is that? oh, my god. you're awesome. congratulations! thank you so much. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: bye, happy holidays. happy holidays. that's what i'm talking about right there. looking good! [ applause ] hey, guys. guys, i'm in the spirit of giving right now. [ applause ] i'm in the spirit. we're about to give away amazing stuff. it's time for "tonight show" stocking stuffers. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: every night this week, we are giving away an awesome gift to every single person in our studio audience. [ applause ] and we're not messing around this year. this is the "tonight show." this is the big leagues. these gifts shouldn't even be called stocking stuffers. these are real deal, under the tree, plug it in and ignore your family the rest of the day kind of gifts. [ cheers and applause ] you guys ready to see what you're taking h

>> oh, yeah. oh, no, oh, no, that poor girl, she's in trouble. what is that? is that a rattlesnake?>> jimmy: she must have went nuts during "jurassic park," then. >> oh, forget it. could barely watch. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. congratulations on the movie. it's called "wild." it's playing in select cities. laura dern, everybody. we'll be right back with blake shelton. ♪ ♪ that's how it goes whenever it snows. ♪ ♪ the world is your snowball just for a song. ♪ ♪ get out and move it along. ♪ >> jimmy: i'd like to thank laura dern and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, this is his cd, "bring back the sunshine." here with the song "lonely tonight," with some help from ashley monroe, blake shelton! ♪ ♪ i never thought you'd pick up the phone it's friday night you should be out on the town ♪ ♪ didn't think you'd be sitting at home all alone like me nothing on tv ♪ ♪ nothing to do nothing to keep my mind off you and me and the way it was ♪ ♪ are you thinking 'bout it now because i could be there in five ♪ ♪ one more one last time

he's like, i'm only two men. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, hey! oh, hey! hey, oh!, i'm the governor! >> jimmy: chris christie now has a negative approval rating in new jersey. in fact, here are the latest poll results of popular things in new jersey. 98%, there's bruce springsteen. [ applause ] 76%, things that fall off trucks. [ laughter ] a bit lower, 55% is knowing a a guy who knows a guy. [ laughter ] and then there's chris christie at 48%. you see, that's what's popular there. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, hey! hey! >> jimmy: get this, i heard about an 18-year-old pizza delivery guy who is running for city council in colorado. when asked if he has enough money to fund a campaign. he said i'm a pizza delivery guy in colorado, weed is legal. i can buy and sell all of you. yes, i'm a rich man! [ cheers and applause ] speaking of weed, i saw that the city of anaheim, california is trying to get rid of illegal marijuana shops that keep popping up near disneyland. [ laughter ] they said disneyland is no place for drugs. it's a place where a giant mouse in su