this is him and kid ink. ♪ oh oh oh baby's in love baby's in love ♪ ♪ baby's on top never gon' stop towants whatever she want givin' it up ♪ ♪ baby's in love baby's in love ♪ >> jimmy: baby's in love. that's it. that's all you get, because i want to save it for when he comes out. >> steve: oh, he's going to do -- >> jimmy: he's gonna come out and -- >> steve: i like how his album has your initials on it. >> jimmy: yeah, he did that for me. isn't that nice? >> steve: oh. that's nice of him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the jimmy fallon album. that's fantastic. he's so nice. also, she stars opposite dwayne johnson in the gigantic new movie "san andreas," the beautiful carla gugino is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's talented. love her. hey guys, it's time to take a a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of graduating college. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah. big milestone in many peop

oh oh ooh ooh oh oh oh ooh ooh oh oh oh ooh ooh oh oh oh ooh ooh ♪ oh oh oh ooh ooh ♪ oh oh oh ooh oohf using all these strange devices ♪ ♪ seems like oh you and i need to have a crazy conversation it wouldn't be that hard ♪ ♪ get along so well sentence by sentence it's a trial run let me show you how ♪ ♪ figure i can give you true affection ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: father john misty! "i love you honeybear" is available now. and head over to latenightseth.com for a bonus performance for the song "nothing good ever happens at the thirsty crow." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> >> the "late night" music t experience is brought to you by t-mobile. t-mobile is setting music free. stream all the music you want. data charges do not apply. want more "late night" music? watch premiere performances at latenightseth.com. it's, it's positive thinking. and teamwork. yes. okay, so we, were going downtown... so i start thinking, parking space, parking space there was no spaces. but then one appeared, right? positive thinking really works. no it, it really does, you know, lik

[ laughter ] >> oh! >> oh my gosh.i think comes the most surprising part of this video, anden most disgusting. >> oh he's choking? >> we've been covering these videos all of these years and he's my soul mate. >> i feel bad for whoever owns that apartment, because their floor is going to wreak. >> in the end -- i was the better blower. i'm proud to be the blowing champion of this fest 2015. >> if want to see this entire fest click on today's show on check it out on our mobile app. >>> that's our show everybody. we're so glad you joined us. we'll see you for the next edition of "right this minute." [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] harvey: 3:00 in the morning. it is unclear how hot it could have been for charlie sheen to be -- >> jennifer lopez was walking through l.a.x. she looked amazing. all of a sudden she gets confetti bombed. it was richie the barber. he is in a full face of clown makeup. >>

listen to this. ♪ i just wanna have fun tonight ♪ ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy ever -- it's just so awesome. oh, my gosh. i'm just so happy she's here. we're going to talk about the thing, she's gonna perform. and then maybe she and i will do a little something fun. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: since it's thursday, maybe a little throwback madonna track? [ cheers and applause ] i'm just saying! not making any promises. >> steve: no promises. >> jimmy: also from "game of thrones," nikolaj coster-waldau is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: l.l. nikolaj. >> jimmy: he is so good looking, yeah. >> steve: crazy. >> jimmy: every girl is freaking out that he's here. yeah, guys. [ cheers and applause ] -- and guy. and guy. [ laughter ] that's all right, guys. today, right now, it's time for "tonight show hashtags. here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, right? [ cheers and applause ] if you're familiar with twitter, it's fun. well, we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch

oh, my goodness. khaleesi, this is -- >> oh. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> hi. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh.-- oh, my goodness. this is just so exciting for me. khaleesi -- >> yes. >> jimmy: --of course means queen. >> yes, it does. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: remind me again what is your real name? >> karen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: karen. now, tell me a little bit about yourself. where are you originally from? >> the forest. [ laughter ] i live in the forest on a a mountain. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. you really do? >> yep. >> jimmy: in like a hut or -- >> in a -- like a dome that i made. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you made a dome. >> out of dirt and sticks. [ laughter ] with all my dragons. my dragons helped me build it. >> jimmy: did you just lose your accent? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. okay. now i -- beautiful dress by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> this ugly dress? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is one of yours? >> yes. >> jimmy: this is one of your dragons? >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: and how many -- what is -- does he have a name? >> karl. [ laughter ] karlie karlesia. >> jimmy: k

oh! >> ooh -- oh! >> no. >> you blew it! >> and the car certainly did roll over. the driver is fine. >> up know what? the other driver was doing that crossed over that double yellow line? >> avoiding a kangaroo? >> no. that driver fell asleep at the wheel and came to just at the last moment avoiding a head-on collision. >> that driver continued to go on about his merry way, just as these other two cars ed ask ss skidded to avoid this accident. lucky or unlucky? >> he was lucky. >> lucky that heidn and had a dashcam roll because this was used it's a evidence and authorities caught up with the fall asleep driver the very next day. >>> and in australia, incredible footage. this comes off, just robbed. that person surrounded with the circle the guy that just robbed him. the guy holding the camera is the pharmacist. they decided to chase him do not by himself. other witnesses are chasing this guy around the corner as he heads towards the getaway car. watch what they do? >> they smashed the win

[ cheers and applause ] >> oh, man. oh, my god. oh, wow. it's amazing, jimmy. years, they had me working the stockroom, said i wasn't front of store material. but now, look at me. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's great. and your bosses are cool with this? >> oh, totally. when my manager ashley heard i was being promoted, she just kind of stood there with her mouth hanging open. muttering, "i can't believe this is happening." i was like, i can't believe it either! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you must be pretty comfortable with your body to be one of those shirtless guys in front of the store. >> oh, i actually am supposed to have a shirt on, but i spilled some mustard on it earlier. [ laughter ] i do that a lot. >> jimmy: why don't you just buy a shirt from the store? >> oh, i can't afford the clothes here. no one can. >> jimmy: that's a good point. chad sheffield, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] chad sheffield. guys, this was not good here. i saw that blackberry is being criticized after it misspelled the word won in an ad celebrating a design award. instead of

this is a problem. >> oh, oh, oh, oh. a parking lot right there. >> there is a parking lot.they trip over -- there you see they're in trouble but it stops and of course straight up in the air, except it's windy, and they're not. >> watch out for that house. >> aye-yi-yi! >> and they went in the front door y'all. >> and somebody opened the door just in time. >> listen to the screams of the lady onboard. [ screaming ] >> clearly terrified as the balloon continues to rise a little bit. you're not quite sure what's going to happen. here it sort of catches on the top. starts to deflate and now they're kind of stuck about ten feet up in the air. >> so glad nobody seems to be on fire because that thing has a pretty big flame to get it in the air. >> totally right. everyone is lucky in this regard. here, as it starts to deflate, what actually happened it's caught, starts to slip down. >> oh. >> there we go. you see just -- camera shot now, when you see the camera tilts down left just a couple of feet above the ground. a bit of a scare for everyone onboard by the looks of it many man

take a look. ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers ] [ bell dings ] ♪ [ cheers ] >> oh, oh, oh, oh, god.ou okay? >> oh, ah, oh. i'm good, jimmy. just a couple of scratches. i'm ready to do the show. [ tires screech ] >> where the [ bleep ] can we park this thing? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's tough to find parking. >> steve: because you can't find parking around here. >> jimmy: poor guy. stick around. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show" everybody! u2 is here! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my name's louis, and i quit smoking with chantix. i had tried to do it in the past. i hadn't been successful. quitting smoking this time was different because i got a prescription for chantix. along with support, chantix (varenicline) is proven to help people quit smoking. the fact that it reduced the urge to smoke helped me get that confidence that i could do it. some people had changes in behavior, thinking or mood, hostility, agitation, depressed mood and suicidal thoughts or actions while taking or after stopping chantix. some people had seizures while taking chantix. if you not

mama oh mama oh mama oh mama i am a universe ♪ ♪ oh mama oh mama oh mama oh woman ♪ ♪ oh woman oh mamaeatre on may 19th. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [baseball crowd noise] ♪ ♪ [x1 chime] ♪ ♪ [crowd cheers] oh! i can't believe it! [cheering] hi, grandma! ♪ >> seth: my thanks to louis c.k., sharon osbourne, joy williams everybody! and of course the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> carson:el

mama oh mama oh mama oh mama i am a universe ♪ ♪ oh mama oh mama oh mama oh woman ♪ ♪ oh woman oh mamatheatre on may 19th. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to louis c.k., sharon osbourne, joy williams everybody! and of course the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> carson: well hello there, it is "last call" from skyroom here in new york. i'm carson daly and this is what's about to hit your screen.

♪ ♪ everybody ♪ move your feet and feel united ♪ ♪ oh oh oh ♪ everybody ♪ move your feet and feel unitedand romantic." this guy knows how to perform, man. performing "nothing without love" with a a little help from the roots, please welcome, nate ruess. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i am nothing without love i'm but a ship stuck in the sand some would say that ♪ ♪ i'm all alone but i am i'm nothing without love i wanna hold her ♪ ♪ in my arms she feelin' lost she feelin' sad i would take credit ♪ ♪ for what's wrong but i am i'm nothing without love ♪ ♪ ♪ three years at sea after the storm and this sinking ship of love you put me on ♪ ♪ god i wish a gust of wind would come and carry me home ♪ ♪ but i i got nowhere to go ♪ ♪ now here you show up with the force of a wave and so i'm settin' my sail i'm headed for ♪ ♪ the empire state hey hey i don't wanna lose this one she made me feel hope ♪ ♪ you know i am i'm nothing without love ♪ ♪ ♪ oh baby show me a sign send up a signal that everything's fine ♪ ♪ come on slide up right here by my side ♪ ♪ you know that i i wanna rest in your light na na

mama oh mama oh mama oh mama i am a universe ♪ ♪ oh mama oh mama oh mama oh woman ♪ ♪ oh woman oh mamamay 14th and l.a's el rey theatre on may 19th. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to louis c.k., sharon osbourne, joy williams everybody! and of course the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> carson: hi everybody. you have tuned to "last call" with myself carson daly. tonight, coming to you from the world famous k-roq studios here is los angeles, california. we got gd stuff for you, including the music of halsey, the comedy of solomon georgio. but, first, back in 1979, george miller introduced cinema goers to "mad max." and the future has never quite been the same. well now, 36 years later, he's back with a new installment in the film's franchise. this one starring tom hardy, entitled "mad max: fury road." from la bohemehe

oh my gosh.i. >> oh my favorite. it is my favorite. so yep. >> this such much after theme song. you know i love the seinfeld show. >> this is like a song! >> ♪ ♪ >> ♪ ♪ >> i saw mini documentary on this guy who did this, just vowing around with his synthetizer, banking on the keys oh, i kind of like. that will and jerry like it, too. >> don't say much on that song? no words. >> it is a song about nothing. >> and a show about nothing. >> alex yours? >> okay my friends used to think i was so weird for watching this show but i loved it because baby i hears the blues are calling. >> hey baby i hear the blues calling ♪ ♪ >> i love -- i used to watch it every night. and i feel so sophisticated. but i always wondered why scrambled ex? i liked it up apparently they wrote this song tried to make it very vague, you know obviously dealing with patience so the blues are calling, call into the radio show and the guy who wrote the song they told him just put random things together all mixed up because patients

oh, no. no. oh, you're heavy! no! ohh! (groaning) uh-oh. (panting) lock the door.grunts) okay, let's do this. no matter what we find in here i will always love my mother. even if it's a head? (opens latches) it's not a head. oh, my god! it's a head! ah! finally! (clacking) mitchell! i was just in the car, and i found my fat pants in there. do you know anything about that? what? no! no. did you forget to put 'em out? no. remember? i posed, people clapped. i had my moment. oh, that was a great moment. i am so proud of you. what's going on? you're being weird. first, i'm a pants thief and--and now i can't pay you a compliment? you know who's being weird? you. here comes claire! hey, girl! i don't know what that was. okay, i just saw alex and michael sittin' in a tree. well, what can you do? i can't do anything, but you two could talk to her. and tell her what? michael's playing for the pink team. okay, we get to say that. you don't really. i know, because you have credibility, and i have the opposite of credibility. i have... (sighs) i am a mother. okay, we're not doi

oh my god. do we have to have the same guest as the 20th show now? oh, okay.eally fun weekend. i did some stand-up at moehegan sun casino on saturday. some mohegan sun fans? one of you? [ laughter ] it was great, my parents came down from new hampshire for the show. they came down because i said, "hey, they're comping me some rooms if you want to come down." and they said, "how many rooms?" and i said, "five." and so my parents, i grew up in a cul-de-sac, they brought all of my neighbors. [ laughter ] and you might be, oh, that's so nice. they brought the neighbors that you grew up with. but, the people i grew up with are long gone. it's just people i don't know who live in houses i'm familiar with. [ laughter ] but they were all lovely people. i was so glad my parents brought them and did the show. after the show, watched the fight, which was a really fun thing to do with my parents. and then, after the fight, my parents and i, we went and we gambled. because my mom -- there's a word for it. oh, she's addicted to gambling. [ laughter ] so, we gambled. we play

oh! >> there it is. >> looks like a crostini you would get at a fine restaurant. >> a stone from indiana jones. >> it looks like a big, old rock. >> oh! did you hear that sound? how heavy that thing was. >> yeah. i'm going to make sure there's no little stones in there and start closing up this hole in the bladder. >> two weeks later. you can see, a whole lot better. >> that's just so worrying that that can happen. >> you've got a paper weight now. a dog you paper weight. >> here is the giant stone that came out of there. very rufr and nasty. rough and nasty. >>> dude's ready to test out the jet boots. >> throttle sending water shooting through the pipe and the rocket and to the end and amazing. >> why going up has this adventure going -- south. >> oh! >>> and -- this. >> marlee what do you have? >> she starts patting them. >> why marlee is loves her new look. >> they're my new boots. >> she just got them. [ laughter ] what's that susunsnscrcreeeen? itit's's c copoppepertrtonone e clcleae

>> oh, run out of the way. run out of the way. >> oh, my goodness. oh. >> micely done.d he it. >> okay, cool. >> how was that? >> i'm impressed. >> i'm impressed, too. i think he should get an a. >> that was good, guys. really good. it has a lot of power. >> go blue hens. >> this particular version has about 65 horse power. we've had little more in the past. little less. so -- >> got you. well, guys, i think we fawn new career for me, guys. back to you. >> see you next hour. okay, so i've done some research because alex, is single. >> oh, here we go. >> and she's an only child. so i found this great piece of research about dating an only child. you may not be his or her only love interest. >> what? >> ya, apparently, single children are cheaters. ya, i'll tell you the whole report when we come back here in just a bit. >> ya, ya. plus this. >> well, big changes could be on the way to the drivers license test. the one thing you may not have to do any more, and in order to pass and get your license. >> n and i'm outraged. i'm outraged by this. >> loving the state's new law

mama oh mama oh mama oh mama i am a universe ♪ ♪ oh mama oh mama oh mama oh woman ♪ ♪ oh woman oh mamarsday may 14th and l.a's el rey theatre on may 19th. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] there's over two hundred thousand students in philadelphia. jim kenney and tony williams are fighting over public schools versus charters. i think they're both wrong...it's making sure they all get a good education. teachers should have their contracts respected. they also should be held accountable. and it's wrong philadelphia gets less school funding than other parts of pennsylvania. i'll work with harrisburg to change that. but if they refuse, i'll take them to federal court. as mayor, i'll do what's right for them. >> seth: my thanks to louis c.k., sharon osbourne, joy williams everybody! and of course the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> carson: hi everybody. you have tuned to "last call" with myself carson daly. tonight, coming to you from the world famous k-roq studios here is los angeles, california. we got good stuff r you

oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ when can we talk with the face insteadtence it's a trial run let me show you how ♪ ♪ figure i can give you true affection ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: father john misty! "i love you honeybear" is available now. and head over to latenightseth.com for a bonus performance for the song "nothing good ever happens at the thirsty crow." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to mariska hargitay, chelsea peretti, father john misty, everybody! and of course the 8g band. stay tuned for "carson daly," we'll see you tomorrow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> carson: what's up, everybody? welcome to " c

, oh, oh, no! >>> if anyone is going to have a skydive team it's red bull. any video with red bull tagged in it will be gorgeous and extreme in equal measure. these guys are going to be jumping over a volcano in indonesia. last time it erupted in 2011 and they're just going to get some spectacular footage of it. it's really cool. you get some incredible shots. they fly over this 7,200-foot volcano. they're not that high. it's a pretty high volcano. these guys from the red bull skydive team jump off in perfect unison. >> that's got to be cool. it's almost like come on i dare you. throw up. >> we can see inside the crater. even smelling the sulphur it was an amazing connection to our planet. >> red bull something a bit more extreme, which they do. the team takes to the air. this time it seems things are going wrong when this happens. but it's all part of the plan as the guy climbs up behind him, attaches something to him. it's the indonesian flag. then the guys do something pretty awesome and risky,

oh! >> what is this person's problem? >> the really difficult thing is she can't speak. this woman suffers from throat cancer. because this video exists this woman will be punished. in fact she has been charged with assault, with intent to cause bodily harm. she is expected to appear in court in june. retirement foundation said that they have now sent her name to all the other retirement centers in that area so that she can't be hired again. >> this next video is security guards confronting a suspected shoplifter. that suspected shoplifter is the man in the motorized wheelchair. watch what happens next. >> come on. >> the security guard yelled at this man and got him out of the motorized wheelchair. people around as you can imagine, were disturbed by what they were seeing. that's why this camera started rolling. a judge ruled that this 31-year-old security guard used excessive and unnecessary force. he is currently awaiting his sentencing. >>> these days the scariest thing that can happen

oh! >> oh, man! >> all that open space. >> slides between the two trees. i think he's okay. >> he has ruined his handglider that's for sure. >> yes, and yes. the pilot getting away with just bruises. the hand glider which happened to be brand new, a total loss. quite an expensive lesson to learn. >> good thing he's okay. >> this guy over in brazil with a paraglider. beautiful flight. as he begins to make his landing approach just barely misses that tree and as he gets close, to try to land on that little dirt path he catches an updraft. now he's just trying to drop some altitude before he goes crashing into the house. barely makes this landing. oh! >> oh, wow. >> that guy is a pro. >> not exactly how it was supposed to go but a lucky landing nonetheless. >> wow. >> i hope that's his house because he could walk right inside. >>> pardon the pun but all hail. >> oh! >> actually hail. >> yeah. >> that's the worst. >> actual hail. this is in sydney harbor in australia. two fisherman a guy name

oh, my gosh.o proud. >> in order to see the size right, you have to see a normal-sized tongue in comparison. going to embarrass my wife here. >> jimmy: let's see your tiny little normal tongue. [ laughter ] wow. how long does it take you guys to eat an ice cream cone? >> about six seconds. >> jimmy: can you taste when a storm is coming with a tongue like that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. i don't know that we're going to be able to top that. thanks to the whole family. i'd love -- if you guys could help me around christmastime, i have a lot of stamps that need to be licked. >> we could use the extra money. >> jimmy: thank you, guys. let's go right -- let's see hedron in that outfit. >> i can only get -- >> jimmy: you can only get it over your head? >> yeah. >> jimmy: if only there was someone with a giant tongue to lube you up. oh, that's you as a kid. >> that's my sister and i. she had the same shirt, too. >> jimmy: wow, your parents are sure weird. >> they are. >> jimmy: thanks to eve

. >> steve: hey-oh!pplause ] >> jimmy: we're not allowed to put them on camera, but i can see five of the secret service and -- [ laughter ] they're not laughing. they're not laughing. not laughing. if you could only see what i see right now, it's really funny. [ laughter ] oh, my goodness. >> steve: extra pat-downs for you. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, this is great. [ laughter ] let's get to some news. you see them too, right? >> steve: yeah, cavity search. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i know, right. i'm not going to make it out of here tonight. [ laughter ] let's get to some news here. according to a new survey, almost half of the voters in ohio, florida and pennsylvania say that they do not trust hillary clinton. which got even worse when hillary appeared behind them and went, "you shouldn't." [ laughter and applause ] no, that's right. almost half of voters in ohio, florida and pennsylvania don't trust hillary clinton. republicans immediately got together and said, "okay, this is a huge opportunity for us.

oh wait. oh okay, here we go.player's gotta play. >> larry: okay, i really wanted to talk about this. how far should schools go on sex education? should it be the education tell you everything you need to know but should they also be like, providing a room for you and everything? i mean that would be nice. >> new york city-- new york city public school gave you lube. >> larry: they gave you lube! >> they gave you lube and cond expom dental dam. i didn't even know what departmental dam was? i thought that ( bleep ) was gum. for like, eight periods in a row, larry. i'm like this is the longest lasting gum i've ever had! >> larry: oh, god. are you serious? >> oh, my goodness. >> larry: that's disgusting. >> larry: we'll be right back 3. ( cheers and applause ) my husband, tre ponder was killed june 28, 2005 in afghanistan. my husband's death was the hardest thing i've ever faced. the special operations warrior foundation stepped in to help. now you can help, too. purchase new cherry 5-hour energy now through july 31s

here we go. >> oh!lly a twix bar. >> jimmy: it's actually really good. [ laughter ] i believed you, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i would never do that. you faked me out. i just want to show this. talk about ooh-la-la, gorgeous. look at this. [ cheers and applause ] what a beautiful picture. >> thanks. >> jimmy: congrats on everything. you are making a movie in new york this summer, right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so, we're going to be buddies. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: pals! >> whoo-hoo! >> jimmy: we're going to hang out. >> what's your address? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't want to end it. >> yeah, i'm filming a movie called "how to be single" with dakota johnson. >> jimmy: yeah! >> so, it's going to be 50 shades of awesome. >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers ] >> yeah, filming in the streets of new york. >> jimmy: have you lived in new york city before? >> i have. when i was at comedy school back in the day. >> jimmy: what school of comedy did you -- >> second city. >> jimmy: hey, cool. >> ooh. >> jimmy: abso

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oh, man. oh, man.et the sauce with the noodle. >> yep. >> it's a black noodle. it should be all black. >> tasty. >> good? >> that'll work. >> some of the games you can play while still eating. >> yeah. one handed? >> basically, you eat a little bit and then play the game, eat a little bit, then play the game. >> the only game i've ever really gotten serious about and lived with for a year. i spent a lot of time and it was gta vice city. >> in my opinion, it is a little bit violent for me. that's my personal opinion. >> look, little red riding hood here was doing a lot of bleeding out in this game. >> that's true. >> over the mountain and through the woods to grandmother's house we go, blowing some shit up on the way and was it right shift, left click, down or the other way around? >> okay. i'm looking for the little guys with the red over them. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> that doesn't look good. >> yeah, you got killed too. >> oh, geez. i'm respawning. >> yeah, respawning. you could target. you can basica

, no. >> oh.ands. >> oh, it was you -- >> i didn't want to touch him. >> what was the charity deal? >> it's some money goes to children's brain trauma. so i think proceeds do benefit that charity. >> all right. so it's not the blood bank or anything like that. >> no, good one, though. >> yeah. do you watch "the walking dead." >> no, i'm scared enough working for you. > so that's too frightening for you. >> i'll curl up in a little ball and suck my thumb all day. no, i watch "cops." the watch "the bachelorette." "ultimate fighting" "veep." >> you're an exciting guy, watters. i don't know why people watch it. it's basically cannibalism. >> people watch because americans think the country is out of control and fear is manifested in these subhuman mutants that are trying to attack and invade and humans have to come together to fight a common enemy and i think we saw that intellectual stuff out there with the people you were -- hagel is a hard one, though. chuck hagel -- >> i don't think obama knows wh

oh, my gosh.. guys, check this out. martha stewart has partnered with triscuit to release a new coconut and sea salt-flavored cracker. yeah. it's for people who love crackers but wished they tasted more like a loofah soaked in sunscreen. [ laughter ] i thought this was very interesting. there's a new survey out that says the most popular time to have a serious conversation with your partner is 8:15 p.m. yeah. in a related story, the most likely time that couples get into a huge argument is about 8:16 p.m. [ laughter ] what? why would you bring that up now? "the bachelorette" is on. [ applause ] some pretty big business news here. the company that owns the clothing stores dressbarn and lane bryant is buying ann taylor for $2.1 billion. yeah, a lot of shoppers from those three stores had opinions on the buyout. here's what a few of them had to say. the first woman said, "that's great. i love their stuff." this next woman said. "that's pretty interesting, i guess." next woman said, "holy crap, are yo

oh, snap.> jimmy: oh, snap, i like it. >> i think it's good. leave this here because i'm going to sleep here overnight and i'll be here tomorrow. >> jimmy: oh perfect, we'll have some vegemite before we start the show. i want to know about, let's talk about "pan." you brought us a special treat. we have an exclusive trailer. but before we get into that, this is based on -- it's a a prequel to "peter pan." >> yeah. >> jimmy: but this is -- so you play blackbeard. >> i play blackbeard. there is one line in the book. the original j.m. barry book. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: keep the water away from the toaster. >> do i have something in my tooth? >> jimmy: no, no you look perfect. you have nothing. a little something. a little something. >> a little? >> jimmy: we'll just keep going. what were you saying? >> there is an original line in the book -- [ laughter ] did i get it? >> jimmy: yeah. there you go. no problem. >> the original line says that -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. h

you see it separate, and -- >> uh-oh. uh-oh. >> by now the parachute should have come out. this thing is going all the way back to tara karma and land harm. you can see cars in the parking lot. is it going to hit any of them? >> oh wow. came pretty close. >> it did. landed between some cars. did minor damage to the fins. the owner says he was quickly able to replace and fix. in fact the next day the rocket was flying again, he says the parachute packed a little too tight, and he maybe used agents bit too little rocket fuel to eject that parachute. what caused the problem. >> rocket science. there you go. >>> this guy's out flying his drone at a park. one of those rather swift-moving drones. looks like he's still learning how to fly this thing. ah! or he's got technical problems because he crashes right into a car. not just any car. his own car. >> at least it's his own he yttle bit of damage de to his car. a bit of a scratch and busted propellers. >> maybe start with a slow one. >> yeah. >>> some people in this world have gigantic hearts. they do everything they can to help

>> oh yeah. >> jimmy: what is that? >> oh yeah.t out the fire? >> oh yeah, it is. >> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. wow, wow, wow. >> oh wow. oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: oh man, man, man. oh, wow. >> yeah, there it is. >> jimmy: what is that? >> that was a close one. >> jimmy: what is that aroma right there? oh, my goodness. this is some tricky, tricky stuff right now. oh my goodness. [ laughter ] i'm starting to feel kind of weird. my hands, they don't even feel real. [ laughter ] >> i know what you mean. i can't even feel my own face. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i can't feel your face either. >> you know what? you know what i could use right about now? >> jimmy: what's that? >> some music. >> jimmy: well, i just so happen to have brought my drum pad. >> oh wow. >> jimmy: want me to lay down a a beat? >> you might as well. [ light laughter ] ♪ ♪ yeah. [ cheers and applause ] hey! there it is. oh. ♪ from the depths of the sea back to the block snoop doggy dogg funky as the the the doc ♪ ♪ went solo on that ass but it's still t

oh, my gosh.hat i'm talking about. it's who you are. a classy entertainer. you're a -- you've got some moves. >> a little ham. >> jimmy: no, no. you're doing exactly what we love you to do. is that like james brown moves? or where do you get your moves from? >> you know, it's kind of charles nelson reilly meets -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a second. charles nelson reilly? >> you know, howie mandell. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got your dance moves from howie mandell? >> and a little don knotts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don knotts. mr. ferley? >> a little james brown and michael -- probably michael jackson and "risky business." i used to watch "risky business" a lot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how great is tom cruise? >> he's so great -- >> jimmy: he's so good. >> he did the splits and i was obsessed. >> jimmy: how did he -- but how do you even -- i can't do the splits. >> you know, i stretch. i do a little yoga. [ laughter ] i'm in striking distance. >> jimmy: what kind of streches, do you stretch befo

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, god, oh, god, oh, god. my god. >> i don't think i was breathing. i think i stopped breathing for that few seconds. oh. oh, my gott god. >> that was his only choice. no human being is going to sit there and burn to death. when he jumped to the floor below i knew that we had to hurry up and get to him. >> glass melting. the window melting. >> they need to get him. >> the ladder lowers to the fourth floor. only a few more feet. >> time stands still on something like that. i told him not to jump. i told him to hold on a minute. >> it's like when you are watching a suspense film and you are saying go, go, hurry, hurry, hurry, get out of there, get out of there. and you feel your body moving as if you could push that ladder over. >> oh, jesus. oh, god. oh, god. guest get closer to him. >> and dwayne got the ladder in the right spot and i climbed forward and waved him on to climb onto the ladder. >> thank you jesus, thank you, god. >> it was a relief to see that the guy could crawl right onto the ladder. >> but th

>> oh! [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh!y: he was like -- [ as shaq ] i've fallen and i can't get up. shaq is fine, but when he got up, there was a flattened camera man stuck to his shirt. [ laughter ] sorry, little dude. >> steve: it's a living. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, this is great. some news reporters were talking about the weather forecast earlier this week, but i'm not sure they used the best choice of words. listen to this. >> 7:02 already this morning. and it's just flying by like this week. it's wednesday, right? >> i think so. >> hump day! >> yeah, we're getting there. >> hopefully we'll have a dry humpday. >> it's not real -- [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: so, they're going to do a report on proms, apparently. >> steve: oh, is that what it is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: huh-ho! >> jimmy: you see that guy? he goes, "yeah -- huh?" [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: and finally, google has found that the country's most popular names for girls are elizabeth, olivia and emma. while the most popu