today from japan as i don't know if you heard the world's oldest person, a woman by the name of misao okawassed away. there she is. we celebrated her birthday three weeks ago. she turned 117. then just like that, it was over. so now the title of oldest person alive belongs to an american, gertrude weaver, 116-year-old woman from arkansas. not only is gertrude the oldest woman in the world, she is the only woman in the world still named gertrude. by the way, how many oldest people in the world need to die before the police do something about it? wake up, people. there's a serial killer on the loose. speaking of police, we were in austin, texas, a couple of weeks ago for the south by southwest festival. it was a lot of fun. snoop dogg was there which is part of the reason why it was a lot of the fun. snoop was invited to give the keynote speech at the festival. and at some point he took this photograph with a trooper from the department of public safety. he posted to instagram with the caption "me and my deputy dog." which is harmless, right? well, unfortunately, the trooper, his name is bill