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you need a brand-new soap that works hard, too ♪ ♪ ♪ you are the worst architect in the world ♪ [ old spiceing, everybody. you guys, i love watching old movies and dvds. i have thousands of them. but sometimes i'll come across an old vhs. and i'll just pop it in, and i'll think, "this is awful. i shouldn't have to look at this." [ laughter ] and you know what? no one should have to look at weird old videos. so as a service to you guys, i'm going to show you some clips from some real vhs tapes that are so bad that i think you should avoid them at all costs. that's right, it's time for my "do not watch list." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ do not watch do not watch do not watch these things, these things ♪ >> jimmy: now i ask my good friends from the found footage festival, joe pickett and nick prueher to come and show us some clips from old vhss that they found at thrift stores. they have the biggest collections of weird videos that i've ever seen. and i cannot wait to see what they have for us tonight. let's bring them out here. please welcome, joe pickett and nick prueher, everybody

. >> probably know him from many things including screaming in the old spice commercials.ever. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he does that at parties and stuff? >> anyone on the street, if you meet terry crews, be, like "do it, do the --" >> jimmy: he's like, yeah. >> 'cause people talk like that. >> jimmy: that's how people talk. yeah, exactly. congrats, my man, on "the wack album." >> thank you. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable. every single track is hilarious. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and -- you have digital shorts for most of the songs on this thing. >> a lot of them, yeah. >> jimmy: and they're great. i mean, the "yolo" one is off the charts. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i was looking at your youtube channel. and i'm not kidding. do you know? or do you know this? 1.25 billion hits. >> are you serious? >> jimmy: yeah. billion. [ applause ] 1.25 billion people watched your stuff. >> by the way, did you see me pretend like i didn't know that? >> jimmy: yeah, it was good. [ scattered applause ] >> acting classes are paying off, dude. yea

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everything from the old spice commercials and marking people saw there was real value could get hundredso watch. there's these new channels like awesomeness tv. there's all these new stars and then the new stars kind of morph on to tv. the stars of youtube want to be on real tv still. it's not like they are killing real tv it's complimentary but starting to to change the landscape. >> you can be a huge star with just one youtube video. justin bieber started that way. >> you got your own channel? >> thanks so much. we'll look at the new issue for "fortune" magazine "how youtube changes everything." >> george bush 41 showing solidarity with a young cancer patient. you got to see this. keep it on "morning joe." when we made our commitment to the gulf, bp had two big goals: help the gulf recover and learn from what happened so we could be a better, safer energy company. i can tell you - safety is at the heart of everything we do. we've added cutting-edge technology, like a new deepwater well cap and a state-of-the-art monitoring center, where experts watch over all drilling activity twenty-f

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i don't think anybody tightened the lid on that spice girl getting old.the one slot two slot i don't get him. >> bill: brad pitt. jada pinkett. >> big heros of mine. brad pitt and his wife angelina jolie big, big heros of mine. i think they always do the right thing. i think they do the right thing. i admire them immensely. >> bill: you think this story is going to have a happy ending? >> happy ending are stories that haven't finished yet. >> bill: i have to confess. i don't eat a lot of french food because i heard if you do then you are compelled to wear a beret and i don't like the look. frogua what is that. >> it's a goose's liver and shoot the goose with food and make his liver fat and you eat it. can i tell you? it tastes great. now you can't have -- you can't have frog g.p.s. ua ua -- frogua in california. i know when my head hits the pillow i shouldn't be able to sleep because daffy the self-served getting fed grain out the wazoo. we are talking about a world where they are taking kids in some of these countries and doing the most atrocious things

i'm 31 years old and feel like i'm in my 70s. what can i do to spiceilies. take a three day weekend. you can rotate who is going to watch the kids. again it's like get the kids out in a group, in a pack. get yourself sometimes with other adults that you trust around your kids and be able to break off as a twosome. >> and the fact that she still loves her husband is so important because passion is the key to desire. tell him i love you. we need to spend time together. let's plan it. as ian said, new lingerie, whatever, just to get the spark going. >> toys. >> exactly. just to get the spark going. >> make the effort. >> okay. thank you so much. >> thank you. >> coming up next, can you tell the difference between expensive store bought furniture and perhaps some do it yourself items? we'll put ourselves to the test here. we'll have you all play along right after these messages. my name is lee kaufman. married to morty kaufman. [ lee ] now that i'm getting older some things are harder to do. this is not a safe thing to do. be careful babe. there should be

spices. >> it's not unusual for an old steady brand to try to become new. >> many fast food giants are chasingd which offer more of a feel. >> fast casual restaurant sales skyrocketed where standard sales grew just 4.6%. >> what americans want is quick, inexpensive new options. >> the new kfc 11 restaurant comes on the heels of a revolution at kfc. >> frank ate the bones. >> you ate the bones. >> others, though are hanging on tight to that family bucket. >> i can't imagine getting better. i guess i love it the way it is. >> the first kfc 11 is set to open in louisville. the home of kentucky fried chick chicken. but seriously folks, is there any other way to eat this stuff except with your fingers? >> it looks good. keep the look going. let's send it over to savannah. >> get that imagine out of our head. all right, matt. thank you. it's that time of year when many of us ditch the heels and slip into something more comfortable. our flip flops. >> if you're not careful they could cause a lifetime -- good morning. is it just that people want us to attack us? they don't want us to be comfortable in

old. when we go out, we'll be proud and not be nervous. ♪ ♪ >> scary spice is officially scared. >> i meanright? >> she did, but she's possesseded by tpossessed by the devil, as it turns out. >> stop. that's why i love "america's got talent." you see everything and anything. >> since you're a bona fide judge, we trust you on everything. want to give you another clip that's popular now and get your review. this is big online. tell us, is this a talent? >> let me see. ♪ [ dogs howling ] ♪ >> is that something? >> there's no melody. it's just a howl. there is no melody whatsoever. >> she's getting technical with dogs. there's no melody, very pitchy. that was nothing? >> that was definitely not that good. >> they get the early hook if they come out on the stage. >> they get booted off. >> they're gone instantly? >> gone. >> i have another question. on the spice girls, when you first get into the room and they're siassigning the name -- you're sporty, you're posh, you're scary. did you want to be posh? how did that work? >> no, it was a teeny bopper name that named us all, and it stuck. i quite

old girl. >> that's good. you're keeping it young and fresh. >> i listen as the kids are in the car all the time. >> katy perry. >> spice girls. >> spice girlswas a fine film. welcome back to today on this wednesday morning it's july 24th, 2013. i'm with al and melb. coming up it's never too early to start saving for retirement but where do you begin? what's happening there? al and i will team up with a couple of our interns for a competitive lesson. that's plenty now. >> stop. >> we'll tell you how to get started. >> what are they? cracking lobsters? >> i have no idea what we're going to do over there. >> summer fashions in the spotlight. how to look like a star for less. we'll tell you what dresses are turning -- >> oh, in the spotlight. >> we get it. >> we get it. >> they're turning heads this season for a price you won't mind paying. >> the comedy doesn't stop here. >> it's the blair witch project. >> i like how you're talking about the fashion statement. i like that. >> whether it's something you did or didn't do it wasn't take a lot to wind up in the doghouse. look at the teases so far. >> i love them. >> we have things to get you out

old guard and the new leaders today, g.e. and honeywell trading higher after earnings beat expectations. on the opposite end, google and microsoft both missed slipping ahead of the open. and chipotle is spicingigher after beating the consensus, and detroit has become the biggest u.s. city to file for bankruptcy. we will get a live report from the ground in the motor city. good morning, and good morning for the old industrials and g.e. is rising in the market, and rising in the qe earnings 36 cents per share, and that cites big ticket industrial equipment and services orders. and honey well, helped by higher margins, jim, and to some degree, the margins are the story of the morning. >> you nailed it. one of the reasons i like general electric because in every business the margins are improving and the water inf infrastructure had been the big, really big disappointment, and the margins were up there, too. and honeywell, the margins up across the board and great quarter for dave kote, and meanwhile, the ceo of g.e. is being much more positive and it is as if these companies are doing everything right, and tech seems to be doing everything wrong and the different analysis though as we drill dow