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only at olive garden.nd applause) >> jon: my guest tonight an actor, you can catch him on "saturday night live", please welcome to the program jason sudeikis. (cheers and applause) thank you for being here. i apologise to you, i have what they call strep throat even though i'm a grown man. they swabbed and i did not want to in any way pass the strep on to you, although now that i realize this i do use my jacket to wipe my nose. >> yeah which a lot of people can't do it's very difficult to do. >> but when you have a nose like mine. >> i was going to-- come on, come on, take it easy on yourself. you look great. what's happening man. >> how is the show this week. >> we're about halfway through the week so it's great now. we got two days to screw it up. >> jon: "saturday night live" is like putting on every week, yeah, an hour and a half full on broadway thee at call production. >> big old variety show. >> jon: that is different every week. it is a monster undertaking. >> it certainly is i certainly had my fee

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so grab a table tonight at olive garden.e you're family. >> jimmy: well, hello there. welcome back. john stamos on drums, sitting in with the cletones. also joining us tonight -- the most recent celebrity dancer to be eliminated from "dancing with the stars," chynna phillips will be here. and then, with music from this, their latest album -- called "gimme some" -- peter bjorn and john from the bud light stage. not that john, a different john. tomorrow night -- we'll be visited by rob lowe, idris elba. and hear music from chris cornell. and on thursday -- john goodman, lake bell and music from evanescence. to please join us for that. our first guest tonight is a legendary performer, a best-receiving author, a two-time emmy winner and a major, major john stamos fan. do yourself a huge favor and see him live in concert, october 15th, october 22nd at the grove in anaheim and november 12th and 13th at the orleans in vegas. please say hello to mr. warmth himself -- the great don rickles. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applau