why i like olives? olives are good for you. olives--we were just talking about olive extract. you can eat an olive, and it helps reduce cholesterol. there's a lot of good thin about olives. olive oil--that's a greathing. >> but tell m a little bit--these are your babies basically. >> well, yes, they are. yes. a lot of times you'll get years where there's just aolive here a@d an olive there. but the pollination was great this year, so we have olives pretty uniformly in the--throughout the canopy. so we sell--the majority of our olives go to bell-carter. um, they've been great for the industry, and they produce a great, great product. >> california's weather is perfect for olives, and some of these trees can grow for several hundred years. but you may be surprised to know that harvesting in california is largely done by hand. flash back more than 100 years to 1912. back then, olives were harvested the very same way, by hand. that's when two brothers, arthur and henry bell, decided to buy a small olive grove near fresno. they even carried on harvesting and selling olives through

i'll ask him which country has the best olive garden. cargill has recalled ground turkey.ersonally, i don't know why anybody would buy ground turkey taint. this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [cheering and applause] >> stephen: thank you very much. welcome to "the report." thank you for joining us. [audience chanting "stephen"] [cheering and applause] thank you so much. thank you. thank you. that sound of your chanting is so soothing it's like putting a seashell up to your ear into which you have stuffed your own ego. [laughter] nation, it's barack obama's 50th birthday. [cheering and applause] [laughter] that's right. it's that time of year again, folks, when the president tries to convince us he was born. [laughter] we're not buying it, obama. everybody knows that american presidents are born in february. that's why it's called president's day. i'm not the only one who is angry. so is sean hannity's voice. >> economic armageddon has been avoided, but the economy remains in tatters, so how does the president react? he

>> stephen: i'll tell you what makes me mad about olive garden, i appreciate it.et that. what makes me mad, i go to the olive garden, they say, unlimited bread sticks, but if i back my car up and say fill the trunk, they say, "no way." it's a lie. not unlimited. there are limits. but why even leave america to get exotic fare? i can go to my local food mart and get a panda express and chipotle and taco bell and other things. [laughter] you know, i can travel the world in my jazzy. >> you know, people ask all the time, what's nose exotic or unusual or grotesque food you've ever eaten, and i still maintain it's pretty hard to beat for sheer grotesqueness and bizarreness a cinnabun. [laughter and applause] >> stephen: really? really? is it that they're larger than your face? >> that's one worrisome aspect. >> stephen: but isn't the fact that our portions are so large one of the reasons why americans have the best food? we certainly... we seem to eat the most food. we're a large people. >> that concerns me also. as a patriot, i'm concerned by the ballooning of america.

olive branch, mississippi.s the fastest-growing city in the united states. >> in the late 1800s we were known as cowpen. >> reporter: sam is the mayor here. do you think changing the name from the town from cowpen to olive branch might have helped the growth. >> i think it's probably helped tremendously, yeah. >> reporter: olive branch, just outside memphis has certainly blossomed. 3500 people in 1990. took the small city of nearly 34,000 today. this 838% population boom, bloomberg business week recently gave it that ranking, america's fastest growing city. >> almost like the field of dreams. you build it and they will come. it's almost reality. >> reporter: it's reality all across the south. over the last ten years, most of the fastest-growing major cities were southern cities. that's not a coincidence according to edward glaeser. >> january's temperature affects metropolitan growth. that's a predictor of which cities will grow more likely or less quickly. america in 1900 was built around this great transporta

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the forecloser. >> aim a total (beep). >> yes. >> jon: john oliver.g man with ambition met an old man at the top asked him if he had a secret and the old man stopped and thought and said: free 'cause that's how it ought to be my brother credit 'cause you'll need a loan for one thing or another score 'cause they break it down to one simple number that you can use dot to take a break because the name is kinda long com in honor of the internet that it's on put it all together at the end of the song it gives you freecreditscore-dot-com, and i'm gone... offer applies with enrollment in freecreditscore.com >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight, an author. his new book is called turn right at machu picchu. rediscovering the lost city one step at a time. please welcome to the program mark adams. sir! nice to see you. thank you for joining us. >> a pleasure to be here. >> jon: i had no idea that the machu picchu was so... i guess controversial. that it needed to be that the gentleman who discovered it i guess was hiram bingham. >> he was a yale lecturer who f

the forecloser. >> aim a total (beep). >> yes. >> jon: john oliver. >> jon: welcome back.tonight, an author. his new book is called turn right at machu picchu. rediscovering the lost city one step at a time. please welcome to the program mark adams. sir! nice to see you. thank you for joining us. >> a pleasure to be here. >> jon: i had no idea that the machu picchu was so... i guess controversial. that it needed to be that the gentleman who discovered it i guess was hiram bingham. >> he was a yale lecturer who found it just about 100 years ago exactly and caused a little controversy because he later took full credit for finding machu picchu and left out the fact that there were three families of farmers living up growing tomatoes among the ruins when he got there. he came back a year later. >> jon: do native people count? >> that is part of the controversy. >> jon: and you decided to retrace bingham's path to machu picchu. >> yes. he did a famous expedition in 1911 on which he was looking for the lost city of the incas which was this legendary city that many believe that a

john oliver found it and filed this report. >> reporter: in this economy, many people are strugglingo keep their homes. and for this couple of naples, florida, receiving a foreclosure notice from bank of america was the last thing they expected. for one simple reason. >> we had no mortgage. we paid for it in cash. the bank decided they were going to foreclose on us. >> reporter: you had no mortgage with them but they tried to foreclose on you anyway. >> yes. that's exactly how it went down. >> reporter: then what happened? >> we approached about 25 different lawyers and none of them wanted the case. >> reporter: no one would take on this dinosaur except super lawyer todd allen. >> i've been a lawyer for eight months. >> reporter: what? >> yeah, i've been a lawyer for eight months. >> reporter: eight months? >> correct. >> reporter: at some point did you not think, i'm taking on the biggest bank in america. i might be out of my mind here. >> absolutely. but i was so mad at the way the bank of america had treated them that i felt like i had to act. >> reporter: so they bravely took ban

. >> jon: yes, john oliver. what are you doing here? >> don't worry, wyatt, you don't need to lower yourself to this blatant display of bigotry. don't worry. >> actually, jon, i didn't think it was bigotry. >> stop it, stop it. you're understandably too angry to talk about this. [laughter] let me carry your burden. i'm sorry, jon, but the poor guy has been beaten down just like those poor people in the movie "the help." [laughter] >> when you say "those people," are you talking about the black people who actually went to see "the help"? >> what? why would they be mad? it's a great movie. >> no, it's not. i'm sorry. we went to see "the help" last night. oliver liked it to a disturbing degree. >> yeah. , i loved it, jon. white people are amazing. [laughter] we really are. >> jon: can i ask you a quick question? the two of you went to see "the help" together? >> yeah. >> yes. >> jon: not like "captain america." you literally called up somebody, let's go see "the help"? >> yeah. >> yeah, had dinner afterwards. it was great. >> jon: talking

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meg oliver, abc news, new york. >> do you know what this means?o be left alone. >> this means, have not had any sleep, studio lights very bright. that's an international sign. >> did you just develop thatat daniel? wow, you're amazing. >> that's the sieberg language. no one else knows it.

john oliver! (cheers and applause). >> jon: welcome back.have recently documented on this very program, there is nothing that the right enjoys more in this country than complaining about how hard it is for them to enjoy being in this country. >> the mainstream media holds conservatives to different standards than their liberal colleagues. >> the mainstream media wants to blame the republicans. >> it seems the media is waging a war against conservative women. >> scientific proof that the mainstream liberal media is blatantly liberal in its bias. (audience reacts). >> jon: conservatives hate the liberal media so much they're even willing to accept an argument based on science! (laughter) and you know, the worst part about when the right complains about the mainstream media? when their argument contains a kernel of truth. ugh! case in point, this week's "newsweek" cover which seems to have captured minnesota congresswoman's... (audience reacts) michele bachmann at the exact moment she sees the amazing revolto turn his hat into a dove. (laughter

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meg oliver, abc news, new york. >>> 45,000 verizon workers are on strike today. the communication workers of america says the workers went on strike after verizon repeatedly demanded concessions during contract talks. the union says the concessions are unjustified. the strike could disrupt some phone, internet and fios and tv repair installations. >>> a chinese acrobat was trying to walk 50 feet of steel wire between two balloons. he lost his footing because of some strong winds. >> that left him struggling to get a grip about 300 feet above the ground. he was able to right himself, as you see there, and finish the stunt. >> i got chills and my palms were sweaty watchchg that video. >>> all right. when we come back, drastic steps to beat the drought in texas. >>> and a small, ohio community in mourning and in shock, after a gunman's rampage. the question is, why did he do it? k9 advantix ii. not only kills fleas and ticks, it repels most ticks before they can attach and snack on us. frontline plus kills but doesn't repel. any tick that isn't repelled or killed ma

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olive cemetery. >> i want to ask about fund raisers.we are part of the angle -- angel and there is administerat -- there is information on that and you are available to check that out and come. >> we will provide that at the end and you can go on there and check it out . >> so it's all schools, right? yeah, we get a great display of children. >>> we have to run, 30 seconds. >> please join us to be the friend of the mission of the foundation; that helps us maintain the living history and dialogue, and we ask you to join us on behalf of the foundation. >>> thank you for being with us on mosaic. remember his -- history involves all of us, stay with it. okay you guys are great. >>

here's meg oliver. >> reporter: their pictures plastered on billboards from florida, to new york to texasthree siblings on the run with an arsenal of weapons. >> it's going to be a violent ending unless you catch them by surprise. >> reporter: the man hunt began last tuesday outside tampa when an officer tried to pull them over for speeding. a high speed chase followed. the suspect sprayed 20 shots at police and escaped after a bullet punctured the tire. a few hours later in georgia, the trio allegedly robbed a bank wearing masks and firing ak 47s at the ceiling. the suspects in their 20s, dillon, lee and ryan dougherty texted their mother saying "there's a time for all of us to die." their mother, who didn't want to show her face, is begging them to surrender. >> only mom knows what good people you are inside. please prove me right, and everybody wrong by doing the right thing now and turning yourselves in. >> reporter: all three siblings have a troubled past, 20 felonies among them. ryan had just rerestered as a sex offender last week. at one point the suspects lived in this florida bun

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