tonight -- kobe bryant -- from "splitting up together", oliver hudson. and music from the mighty mighty bosstones -- and now while we're at it here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you very much. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on our exciting night. tonight, i'm sure a lot of you know, tonight is lotto night in america. did any of you -- any of you buy a ticket for the mega millions drawing tonight? any of you get -- all right. did you guys win the lotto? because you seem very excited. tonight's jackpot, the lottery jackpot was the biggest in lotto history, $1.6 billion, which is a lot. usually to get that kind of money for doing nothing, you would have to be -- fred trump would have to be your father. and i -- i know a lot of people have this thought but if i won the lottery, first thing i would do is i would storm into my office and tell myself i quit. like, you -- i will see you in hell. but the chances of winning the lottery are 1 in 302 million, roughly the same od